[00:00:00] Katniss vs. Hermione(Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon/Molly C. Quinn [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Composed by:Whitney Avalon [00:00:10] // [00:00:10] I'm katniss and I can't miss I'm the fastest [00:00:12] 我可是凯尼斯 开弓不会失手 速度最迅猛 [00:00:12] You can't catch this make a last wish–gonna [00:00:13] 你可赶不上我 许下最后一个愿望 [00:00:13] Need three cannons for this hat trick [00:00:15] 需要三次出击来完成这个帽子戏法 [00:00:15] So sick of your schtick all I do is win ya nitpick [00:00:18] 我受够了你的鬼把戏 我稳赢不输 你却吹毛求疵 [00:00:18] That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick [00:00:20] 所以我才是英雄 你不过是个小助手 [00:00:20] Pathetic and predictable–I'm hot on your trail [00:00:23] 真可怜 很明显我会对你穷追不舍 [00:00:23] Coulda had a viktor but you chose ginger fail [00:00:25] 你本应嫁给维克托 你却选错了对象 嫁于罗恩 [00:00:25] I bet with wands drawn he's still just a yawn [00:00:28] 我打赌即使他会使用魔法 却仍然很无趣 [00:00:28] With performances worse than michael gambon [00:00:30] 他的表现可比迈克尔·甘本差多了 [00:00:30] Got a nimbus up your butt well let's probe deeper [00:00:33] 你能驾驭飞天扫帚又如何 就让我们进一步探究 [00:00:33] Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper [00:00:36] 我没有参与过魁地奇球赛 但你知道我是队伍的守护者 [00:00:36] You must be drunk on butterbeer now grab a cloak and disappear [00:00:38] 你肯定是喝多了黄油啤酒 现在请拿起斗篷 从我面前消失 [00:00:38] Who wants to kick this witch's a*s [00:00:40] 谁想要把这个女巫打得落花流水 [00:00:40] Hmm I volunteer [00:00:44] 啊哈 我自愿报名出手 [00:00:44] Oh there'll be no trouble 'cause on stage you struggle [00:00:46] 这不算什么麻烦 因为你在舞台上会挣扎求生 [00:00:46] I'll be charming and disarming [00:00:47] 我会显得迷人有魅力 使人放下戒备 [00:00:47] While I waste this rubbish muggle [00:00:49] 当我打败这个一无是处的麻瓜 [00:00:49] I'll end this blasted skrewt propaganda prostitute [00:00:51] 我会了结这个令人讨厌的宣传政治的家伙 [00:00:51] Who thinks she's so cute with her girl scout salute [00:00:54] 她做出愚蠢的手势 还妄想大家认为这很可爱 [00:00:54] Just a tribute can't decide which guy's sweeter [00:00:57] 只是一个贡品 无法抉择哪个家伙味道更甜 [00:00:57] Share your bread with gale then stuff your mouth with peeta [00:00:59] 与盖尔分享你的面包 却和皮塔一起进食 [00:00:59] How does it help the poor to start a civil war [00:01:02] 这难道能帮助穷人开始内战吗 [00:01:02] Your story's a bore why don't you plagiarize more [00:01:05] 你的故事太过无聊 你怎么不继续抄袭了呢 [00:01:05] It's been done before ask dumbledore [00:01:07] 问问邓布利多 故事是不是已经写过 [00:01:07] It's battle royale set in 1984 [00:01:10] 这可是1984年的电影大逃杀 [00:01:10] And furthermore if you're keeping score [00:01:12] 如果要在比赛中得分 你可得小心行事 [00:01:12] That's five more points for gryffindor [00:01:18] 可别为我的格兰芬多再加五分 [00:01:18] I'll drill this dentists' [00:01:18] 我要好好收拾这个牙医的女儿 [00:01:18] Daughter here in her alma mater [00:01:20] 就在她的母校中 [00:01:20] 'Bout to slaughter this otter even potter knows I'm hotter [00:01:23] 我要杀害她的守护神 就算是哈利波特也知道我更厉害 [00:01:23] I stomp career jocks kick your british buttocks [00:01:25] 我打败职业健将 打败你这个英国佬 [00:01:25] For this riddle second fiddle [00:01:27] 你解开一个个谜语 [00:01:27] You're the watson to his sherlock [00:01:28] 不过像是夏洛克身边的小助理华生 [00:01:28] Turn back the clocks tick tock tick tock [00:01:30] 让时钟回转 滴滴答答 [00:01:30] Odds ever in my favor 'cause you rap like an avox [00:01:33] 胜利之神永远倾心于我 因为你的说唱实在太烂 404

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