[00:00:00] Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo
[00:00:00] Say Kate can I ask you a question
[00:00:01] Sure
[00:00:02] Well you know Trekkie Monster upstairs
[00:00:04] Uh huh
[00:00:04] Well he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster
[00:00:07] Right
[00:00:08] You're both Monsters
[00:00:09] Yeah
[00:00:10] Are you two related
[00:00:11] What Princeton I'm surprised at you
[00:00:14] I find that racist
[00:00:16] Oh well I'm sorry I was just asking
[00:00:19] Well it's a touchy subject
[00:00:20] Now now all Monsters are related
[00:00:23] What are you trying to say huh
[00:00:25] That we all look the same to you
[00:00:27] Huh huh huh
[00:00:29] Not at all
[00:00:30] I'm sorry I guess that was a little racist
[00:00:32] I should say so
[00:00:35] You should be much more careful when you're
[00:00:36] Talking about the sensitive subject of race
[00:00:40] Well look who's talking
[00:00:41] What do you mean
[00:00:42] What about that special Monster School you told me about
[00:00:45] What about it
[00:00:46] Could someone like me go there
[00:00:48] No we don't want people like you
[00:00:51] You see
[00:00:52] You're a little bit racist
[00:00:54] Well you're a little bit too
[00:00:57] I guess we're both a little bit racist
[00:01:00] Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
[00:01:02] But I guess it's true
[00:01:03] Between me and you I think
[00:01:05] Everyone's a little bit
[00:01:06] Racist sometimes
[00:01:10] Doesn't mean we go around committing
[00:01:13] Hate crimes
[00:01:16] Look around and
[00:01:17] You will find
[00:01:18] No one's really
[00:01:20] Color-blind
[00:01:21] Maybe it's a fact
[00:01:23] We all should face
[00:01:26] Everyone makes
[00:01:28] Judgments
[00:01:30] Based on race
[00:01:31] Not big judgments
[00:01:32] Like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from
[00:01:35] No
[00:01:35] No just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys
[00:01:38] Should learn to speak goddamn English
[00:01:40] Right
[00:01:41] Everyone's a little
[00:01:42] Bit racist -- today
[00:01:46] So everyone's a little
[00:01:47] Big racist -- okay
[00:01:51] Ethnic jokes might
[00:01:53] Be uncouth
[00:01:54] But you laugh because
[00:01:55] They're based on truth
[00:01:57] Don't take them as
[00:01:58] Personal attacks
[00:02:02] Everyone enjoys them --
[00:02:05] So relax
[00:02:06] All right stop me if you've heard this one
[00:02:09] There's a plane going down
[00:02:10] And there's only one parachute
[00:02:11] And there's a rabbi a priest
[00:02:13] And a BLACK guy
[00:02:15] Whatchoo talkin' about Kate
[00:02:16] Uh
[00:02:17] You were telling a BLACK joke
[00:02:19] Well sure Gary but lost of people tell black jokes
[00:02:22] I don't
[00:02:22] Well of course you don't -- you're black
[00:02:24] But I bet you tell Polack jokes right
[00:02:26] Well sure I do Those stupid Polacks
[00:02:31] Don't you think that's a little racist
[00:02:34] Well damn I guess you're right
[00:02:36] You're a little bit racist
[00:02:39] Well you're a little bit too
[00:02:41] We're all a little bit racist
[00:02:44] I think that I would have to agree with you
[00:02:47] We're glad you do
[00:02:48] It's sad but true
[00:02:50] Everyone's a little bit racist all right
[00:02:55] Bigotry has never been exclusively white
[00:03:01] If we all could
[00:03:02] Just admit
[00:03:03] That we are racist
[00:03:05] A little bit
[00:03:06] Even though we all
[00:03:08] Know that it's wrong
[00:03:12] Maybe it would help
[00:03:13] Us get along
[00:03:16] Christ do I feel good
[00:03:18] Now there was a fine upstanding black man
[00:03:22] Who
[00:03:22] Jesus Christ
[00:03:24] But Gary Jesus was white
[00:03:26] No Jesus was black
[00:03:27] No Jesus was white
[00:03:29] No I'm pretty sure Jesus was black
[00:03:31] Guys -- Jesus was Jewish
[00:03:38] Hey guys what are you laughing about
[00:03:40] Racism
[00:03:41] Cool
[00:03:42] Brian You come back here You take out lecycuraburs
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