Pimp Council (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Disturbing Tha Peace/Ludacris (卢达·克里斯)/Shawnna/Too Short All rise order in the court The honorable judge muthaf**kin' Too Short Presidin' over Superior Players Court First case is the State vs Fate Wilson A K A Baby Flex You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter For f**kin' another ni**a's b**ch Listen close to what I say dog it might hurt ya I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh When she first called my conscience was like "Hell naw Fate don't" But she said "I'm only around the corner" And popped her li'l punt Apartment 5701 told her I was eatin' right now Be over there when I get done got there knocked on the door She opened up the door half naked lookin' exquisite Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her Since the last time a ni**a hit it She said "Don't worry forget it Since 'cause we only have 30 minutes" 'Fore her man came home for lunch So I bust my nut and raised up with Five minutes to spare her man unaware I saw him in traffic Beeped the horn and threw a deuce In the air yeah I'm a playa But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad I need counsellin' dog 'cuz it's guilty as charged Simply because I felt victim to lust and Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been f**kin' (Damn) The court finds you guilty as charged Your sentence is PUI school For pimpin' under the influence ni**a Next case Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house Jenny Jones A K A Shawnna Same ol' charge wanted in 8 states What's yo story this time Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again I have no representation now shall we begin I know you seen my face before but hold on my friend It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same sh*t I did I can't do no bid I got a mortgage And my kids in a forest by the bridge And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills So you understand I was tryna pay me some bills When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill Shootin' deem and a couple friends spend a couple ends Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in So I decided to put that sh*t in my own hands None of these hoes can f**k me only God judge me That man told me he love me and he flash money My only crime could just be livin' it filthy So let me hear it on mo' time not guilty Bailiff take her into custody Oh no not my baby Hell naw Next case State vs Velvet Jones A K A Ludacris You bein' charged with impedin' ho traffic Spendin' too much time tryna f**k one hoe How do you plead Mr Jones Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short Calm down before I hold yo a** contempt of court Ya honor just be cool let me approach that bench And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch Well did she promise you the p**sy mayn She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib She owe me sumthin' b**ch betta show me sumthin' Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin' I'm simply the meanest you lookin' at the stroke of a genius The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis No objections or appeals let's cut us a deal And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal She's awfully cautious said the jury makes her nauseous And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the charges Oh no time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you f**k her best friend Oh I plead the fifth Yeah that sound like some sh*t you'll say Ol' pimp a** ni**a Due to lack of evidence I'm droppin' the charges Don't let me see you in here again Let this be a lesson learned if you don't know your player rules You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long long time Remember never hate on a real player It ain't gon' get you nowhere mayn It's a lotta hoes out there player so Ain't no reason for you to f**k ya best friend Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl Get ya own b**ch mayn you know what I'm sayin' You runnin' around here Violatin' major player rules You 'bout to get the muthaf**kin' book thrown at yo b**ch a** 404

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