[00:00:00] Pimp Council (explicit Album Version Explicit) - Disturbing Tha Peace/Ludacris (卢达·克里斯)/Shawnna/Too Short
[00:00:03] All rise order in the court
[00:00:07] The honorable judge muthaf**kin' Too Short
[00:00:10] Presidin' over Superior Players Court
[00:00:14] First case is the State vs Fate Wilson A K A Baby Flex
[00:00:18] You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
[00:00:22] For f**kin' another ni**a's b**ch
[00:00:24] Listen close to what I say dog it might hurt ya
[00:00:27] I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh
[00:00:30] When she first called my conscience was like
[00:00:32] "Hell naw Fate don't"
[00:00:33] But she said "I'm only around the corner"
[00:00:35] And popped her li'l punt
[00:00:36] Apartment 5701 told her I was eatin' right now
[00:00:40] Be over there when I get done got there knocked on the door
[00:00:43] She opened up the door half naked lookin' exquisite
[00:00:45] Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her
[00:00:47] Since the last time a ni**a hit it
[00:00:48] She said "Don't worry forget it
[00:00:49] Since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
[00:00:51] 'Fore her man came home for lunch
[00:00:52] So I bust my nut and raised up with
[00:00:54] Five minutes to spare her man unaware
[00:00:55] I saw him in traffic
[00:00:56] Beeped the horn and threw a deuce
[00:00:58] In the air yeah I'm a playa
[00:01:00] But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad
[00:01:02] I need counsellin' dog 'cuz it's guilty as charged
[00:01:04] Simply because I felt victim to lust and
[00:01:07] Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend
[00:01:09] I had been f**kin'
[00:01:10] (Damn)
[00:01:11] The court finds you guilty as charged
[00:01:14] Your sentence is PUI school
[00:01:17] For pimpin' under the influence ni**a
[00:01:21] Next case
[00:01:22] Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house
[00:01:25] Jenny Jones A K A Shawnna
[00:01:28] Same ol' charge wanted in 8 states
[00:01:30] What's yo story this time
[00:01:32] Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again
[00:01:35] I have no representation now shall we begin
[00:01:37] I know you seen my face before but hold on my friend
[00:01:41] It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same sh*t I did
[00:01:43] I can't do no bid I got a mortgage
[00:01:46] And my kids in a forest by the bridge
[00:01:48] And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills
[00:01:50] So you understand I was tryna pay me some bills
[00:01:53] When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill
[00:01:56] Shootin' deem and a couple friends spend a couple ends
[00:02:00] Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin
[00:02:02] Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in
[00:02:05] So I decided to put that sh*t in my own hands
[00:02:08] None of these hoes can f**k me only God judge me
[00:02:11] That man told me he love me and he flash money
[00:02:14] My only crime could just be livin' it filthy
[00:02:17] So let me hear it on mo' time not guilty
[00:02:21] Bailiff take her into custody
[00:02:23] Oh no not my baby
[00:02:30] Hell naw
[00:02:31] Next case
[00:02:32] State vs Velvet Jones A K A Ludacris
[00:02:34] You bein' charged with impedin' ho traffic
[00:02:38] Spendin' too much time tryna f**k one hoe
[00:02:41] How do you plead Mr Jones
[00:02:43] Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short
[00:02:46] Calm down before I hold yo a** contempt of court
[00:02:49] Ya honor just be cool let me approach that bench
[00:02:51] And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch
[00:02:54] Well did she promise you the p**sy mayn
[00:02:56] She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
[00:03:00] She owe me sumthin' b**ch betta show me sumthin'
[00:03:03] Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'
[00:03:06] I'm simply the meanest you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
[00:03:09] The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis
[00:03:11] No objections or appeals let's cut us a deal
[00:03:14] And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal
404
404，您请求的文件不存在!