[00:00:00] Your Fault / Last Midnight - Bernadette Peters/Chip Zien/Kim Crosby/Danielle Ferland [00:00:01] Written by:Stephen Sondheim [00:00:01] It's because of you [00:00:02] There's a giant in our midst [00:00:03] And my wife is dead [00:00:05] But it isn't my fault [00:00:06] I was given those beans [00:00:07] You persuaded me [00:00:07] To trade away my cow for beans [00:00:09] And without those beans [00:00:10] There'd have been no stalk [00:00:11] To get up to the giant in the first place [00:00:13] Wait a minute magic beans [00:00:14] For a cow so old [00:00:15] That you had to tell a lie to sell it [00:00:16] Which you told [00:00:17] Were they worthless beans [00:00:18] Were they oversold [00:00:19] Oh and tell us who persuaded you [00:00:20] To steal that gold [00:00:21] See it's your fault [00:00:22] No [00:00:22] So it's your fault [00:00:22] No [00:00:23] Yes it is [00:00:23] It's not [00:00:24] It's true [00:00:24] Wait a minute though [00:00:25] I only stole the gold to get my cow back [00:00:27] From you [00:00:27] So it's your fault [00:00:28] Yes [00:00:28] No it isn't [00:00:29] I'd have kept those beans [00:00:30] But our house was cursed [00:00:31] She made us get a cow [00:00:32] To get the curse reversed [00:00:33] It's his father's fault [00:00:34] That the curse got placed [00:00:35] And the place got cursed in the first place [00:00:37] Oh Then it's his fault [00:00:38] So [00:00:38] It was his fault [00:00:39] No [00:00:39] Yes it is it's his [00:00:40] I guess [00:00:40] Wait a minute though [00:00:41] I chopped down the beanstalk right [00:00:43] That's clear [00:00:43] But without any beanstalk [00:00:44] Then what's queer [00:00:45] Is how did the second giant get down her [00:00:47] In the first place [00:00:48] Second place [00:00:48] Yes [00:00:49] How [00:00:49] Hmm [00:00:49] Well who had the other bean [00:00:51] The other bean [00:00:51] The other bean [00:00:52] You pocketed the other bean [00:00:53] I didn't [00:00:53] Yes I did [00:00:54] So it's your fault [00:00:54] No it isn't 'cause I gave it to my wife [00:00:56] So it's her fault [00:00:56] No it isn't [00:00:57] Then whose is it [00:00:57] Wait a minute [00:00:58] She exchanged that bean [00:00:59] To obtain your shoe [00:00:59] So the one who knows [00:01:00] What happened to the bean is you [00:01:02] You mean that old bean [00:01:02] That your wife [00:01:03] Oh dear [00:01:04] But I never knew [00:01:04] And so I threw [00:01:05] Well don't look here [00:01:06] So it's your fault [00:01:06] But [00:01:07] See it's her fault [00:01:07] But [00:01:07] And it isn't mine at all [00:01:09] But what [00:01:09] Well if you hadn't gone back up again [00:01:12] We were needy [00:01:12] You were greedy [00:01:13] Did you need that hen [00:01:14] But I got it for my mother [00:01:15] So it's her fault then [00:01:16] Yes and what about the harp [00:01:17] In the third place [00:01:18] The harp yes [00:01:18] She went and dared me to [00:01:19] I dared you to [00:01:20] You dared me to [00:01:20] She said that I was scared to [00:01:21] She dared me [00:01:22] No I didn't [00:01:22] So it's your fault [00:01:23] Wait a minute [00:01:23] If you hadn't dared him to [00:01:24] And you had left the harp alone [00:01:26] Well if you hadn't thrown away the bean [00:01:27] In the first place [00:01:27] Well if she hadn't raised them [00:01:29] In the first place [00:01:29] Right [00:01:29] It's you who raised them in the first place [00:01:31] It's your fault [00:01:31] You're the one to blame [00:01:33] It's your fault [00:01:34] Shhhhhhhhhhh [00:01:38] It's the last midnight [00:01:44] It's the last wish [00:01:48] It's the last midnight [00:01:53] Soon it will be boom [00:01:56] Squish [00:01:57] Told a little lie [00:01:59] Stole a little gold broke a little vow [00:02:04] Did you [00:02:05] Had to get your Prince [00:02:07] Had to get your cow [00:02:09] Have to get your wish [00:02:10] Doesn't matter how [00:02:11] Anyway it doesn't matter now [00:02:14] It's the last midnight [00:02:18] It's the boom [00:02:20] Splat [00:02:22] Nothing but a vast midnight