[00:00:00] Superstar In Norway - Ylvis (伊尔维萨克兄弟) [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Written by：Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer/Bård Ylvisåker [00:00:08] // [00:00:08] Oh my God have you heard the news [00:00:10] 我的天啊 你听说了吗 [00:00:10] Justin is in town [00:00:12] 贾斯汀来了 [00:00:12] He can try to hide he can try to run [00:00:14] 他可以到处躲藏 他可以四处逃跑 [00:00:14] But we're gonna hunt him down [00:00:16] 但我们还是会找到他 [00:00:16] Does he stay at Rica Scandic Continental of The Thief [00:00:20] 他在日卡 斯堪迪克和西弗酒店吗 [00:00:20] He just came from the toilet [00:00:22] 他刚从卫生间出来 [00:00:22] Did he poop [00:00:22] 他上大号了吗 [00:00:22] We don't know but if he did it is a super scoop [00:00:25] 我们不清楚 但如果上了的话 那一定也是巨星级别的 [00:00:25] Justin talked to a Norwegian girl [00:00:27] 贾斯汀和一个挪威女孩说话了 [00:00:27] Justin learned to say tusen takk [00:00:29] 贾斯汀学会了挪威语的谢谢 [00:00:29] I can't believe this is really happening [00:00:31] 我不敢相信这真的发生了 [00:00:31] I'm gonna have a heart attack [00:00:33] 我的心脏病快要犯了 [00:00:33] Forget those boring stories [00:00:35] 不要听那些关于 [00:00:35] About Syrian refugees [00:00:37] 叙利亚难民的无聊消息 [00:00:37] We know what you want and we'll give it to you [00:00:39] 我们知道你想要什么 我们都会提供给你 [00:00:39] Justin Bieber please [00:00:42] 贾斯汀比伯 这边请 [00:00:42] Justin [00:00:44] 贾斯汀 [00:00:44] Superstar in Norway [00:00:46] 挪威的超级巨星 [00:00:46] Justin [00:00:48] 贾斯汀 [00:00:48] Justin tasted Norwegian fisk [00:00:50] 贾斯汀来挪威捞金了 [00:00:50] Justin [00:00:52] 贾斯汀 [00:00:52] Superstar in Norway [00:00:54] 挪威的超级巨星 [00:00:54] Grab that camera get in the car [00:00:56] 拿上相机 坐进车里 [00:00:56] We gotta get a picture of the superstar [00:00:58] 我们拍到了巨星的照片 [00:00:58] Attention [00:00:59] 注意了 [00:00:59] Housekeeping [00:01:00] 清洁人员 [00:01:00] Justin's on his way [00:01:02] 贾斯汀快要来了 [00:01:02] Make sure everything is a hundred percent [00:01:04] 确保一切都百分百没问题 [00:01:04] So Justin gets a perfect stay [00:01:07] 让贾斯汀有个完美的体验 [00:01:07] Pillow sweet [00:01:07] 舒适的枕头 [00:01:07] Plate of fruit [00:01:09] 美味的果盘 [00:01:09] Norwegian shitting snack [00:01:10] 挪威特色小吃 [00:01:10] Let's turn the minibar into a maxibar [00:01:13] 让我们把小冰箱全都塞满 [00:01:13] Brown cheese porn and crack [00:01:15] 布朗奶酪 各种饼干 [00:01:15] Tonight we're gonna touch Justin Biebers pants [00:01:17] 今夜我们就能碰到贾斯汀比伯的裤子了 [00:01:17] Tonight we're gonna touch his face [00:01:19] 今夜我们就能摸到他的脸了 [00:01:19] And if you try to stand in our way [00:01:21] 如果你想要挡住我们的路 [00:01:21] Don't stand in our way [00:01:23] 别挡我们的路 [00:01:23] If Justin want's a Norwegian watch [00:01:25] 如果贾斯汀想要挪威手表 [00:01:25] He can get one here today [00:01:27] 今天他就能在这里拿到 [00:01:27] No pressure he can do as he likes but if he wants one I am [00:01:31] 毫无压力 他可以随心所欲 如果他想要的话 [00:01:31] Here all alone [00:01:34] 我在这里孤身一人 [00:01:34] I am here in my shop by myself [00:01:40] 我一个人在商店里 [00:01:40] But maybe some day I [00:01:43] 但是也许有一天 [00:01:43] Justin [00:01:45] 贾斯汀 [00:01:45] Superstar in Norway [00:01:47] 挪威的超级巨星 [00:01:47] Justin [00:01:48] 贾斯汀 [00:01:48] Breaking news Justin on Senkveld tonight [00:01:51] 最新消息 贾斯汀今晚上了Senkveld节目 [00:01:51] Justin [00:01:53] 贾斯汀 [00:01:53] Superstar in Norway [00:01:55] 挪威的超级巨星 [00:01:55] Way to go TV2 [00:01:57] 赶快打开电视 404

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