The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆) // Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster // May I have your attention please 大家注意了 May I have your attention please 大家注意了 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up 请艾米纳姆站起来 I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up 我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来 We're gonna have a problem here 我们就要陷入麻烦 Y'all act like you never seen a white person before 你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样 Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door 就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入 And started whoopin' her a** worse than before 然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的** They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww 他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞 It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding 卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧 He didn't just say what I think he did did he 他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做 And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots 说 你们都是傻瓜 Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha 他已经被我彻底击败 Feminist women love Eminem 女权主义者都爱我 Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him 因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他 Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what 瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思 Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though 我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然 Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 我想我已经失去理智 But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms 但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose 有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声 But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose 但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情 My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服 And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss 如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻 And that's the message that we deliver to little kids 以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西 And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is 然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知 Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is 但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西 By the time they hit fourth grade 因为当他们上四年级的时候 They've got the Discovery Channel don't they 就观看了探索频道 We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals 我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族 Who cut other people open like cantaloupes 他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清 Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了 But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote 如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法 Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes 女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱 I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady 我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 Please stand up please stand up 站起来 站起来 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 Please stand up please stand up 站起来 站起来 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口 Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too 我对他不屑一顾 去你的 You think I give a damn about a Grammy 你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖 Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我 But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird 但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪 Why so you guys could just lie to get me here 那样你们就可以骗我到这里 So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears 就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边 Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs 那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位 So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst 这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁 Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV 你这小** 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气 Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee 他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了 I should download her audio on MP3 我应该把她的歌下到MP3上 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD 然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups 我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩 All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you 整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地 And there's a million of us just like me 因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万 Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me 像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎 Who dress like me walk talk and act like me 像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异 And just might be the next best thing but not quite me 也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 Please stand up please stand up 站起来 站起来 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady 因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up 所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 Please stand up please stand up 站起来 站起来 I'm like a head trip to listen to 听我说唱是一种精神享受 'Cause I'm only givin' you 因为只有我会向你们献上 Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room 一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话 The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all 唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来 And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all 而且我不用掩饰 I just get on the mic and spit it 我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言 And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it 不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来 Better than 90% of you rappers out can 我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀 Then you wonder how can 这就是为什么 Kids eat up these albums like Valiums 这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样** It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting 而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人 Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens 抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉 And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working 我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用 And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking 其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中 He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings 他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰 404

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