The Real Slim Shady - Rap Urban Boys // May i have your attention please 请大家注意 May i have your attention please 请大家注意 Will the real slim shady please stand up 真正的Slim Shady请站起来 I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up 我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来 We're going to have a problem here 我们这里要出问题了 Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before 你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的 Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door 摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门 Started whoopin her a** worse than before 就开始比以前更狠地打她 They first get divorced throwing her over furniture 他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上 It's the return of the 这好像是谁的翻版 Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he 等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧 And dr dre said 然后Dr Dre说 Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement 什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里 Feminist women love eminem 女权主义者都爱Eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him 他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了 Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what 看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的 Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though 你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱 Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了 But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms 但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟 Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose 有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲 But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose 但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场 My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 我对你上下其手 And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss 要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢 And that's the message that we deliver to little kids 我们就给小孩子传达这种信息 And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is 却期盼他们不了解女人的私密 Of course they gonna know what intercourse is 他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱 By the time they hit 4th grade 当他们升上四年级的时候 They got the discovery channel don't they 他们还可以看探索频道呢 We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals 我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族 Who cut other people open like cantaloupes 像切瓜一样把人切开 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊 Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 那就没理由不让两个男人私奔 But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote 但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法 Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes 女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱 I'm slim shady 我是Slim Shady Yes i'm the real shady 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 站起来给大家看看 Becuase i'm slim shady 因为我是Slim Shady Yes i'm the real shady 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 站起来给大家看看 Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口 Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too 但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你 You think i give a damm about a grammy 你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗 Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我 But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird 但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪 Why so you guys can just lie to get me here 为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗 So you can sit me here next to britney spears 然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边 Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs 可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位 So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst 这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的 Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv 你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气 Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe 他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了 I should download her audio on mp3 我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上 And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd 然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me 我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我 So i've been sent here to destroy you 所以我来这里摧毁你们 And theres a million of us just like me 有数不清的人像我一样 Who cuss like me 像我这样爆粗口 Who just don't give a f**k like me 像我一样什么都不在乎 Who dress like me 像我一样穿着打扮 Walk talk and act like me 说话和动作都像我 It just might be the next best thing 但就是差那么一点 But not quite me 做不到我这样完美 I'm slim shady 我是Slim Shady Yes i'm the real shady 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 站起来给大家看看 Becuase i'm slim shady 因为我是Slim Shady Yes i'm the real shady 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 So won't the real slim shady 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady Please stand up please stand up please stand up 站起来给大家看看 I'm like a headtrip to listen to 听我的歌就是精神享受 Cause i'm only giving you 因为只有我能给你带来 Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 你和你朋友在客厅说笑的事情 The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll 唯一不同的是，我有胆说出口 And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all 在你们面前，我不用伪装或当面一套背后一套 I just get on the mic and spit it 我一拿起麦克风就口吐真言 And whether you like to admit it 不管你承不承认 I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there 我都在这样唱着，我比百分之九十的说唱歌手都要优秀 Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums 你们很惊讶这些孩子像**上瘾一样买我的专辑 Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 这很有趣，因为照这个速度，当我30岁的时候 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty 我会是唯一一个在疗养院里调情的人 Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking 吃护士的豆腐，和Jergens一起玩乐 But this whole bag of viagra isn't working 整整一包药都不管用 And every single person is a slim shady lurkin 每一个人都是潜在的Slim Shady He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings 他也许在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰 Or in the parking lot circling 或者在停车场里兜圈子 Screaming i don't give a f**k 大叫着，我什么都不管 With his windows down and system up 摇下车窗，打开收音机 So will the real shady please stand up 真正的Slim Shady请站起来 And put one of those fingures on each hand up 举起手来，竖起中指 And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control 为自己失控发狂傲慢不已 And one more time loud as you can how does it go 404

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