[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Rap Urban Boys [00:00:03] // [00:00:03] May i have your attention please [00:00:05] 请大家注意 [00:00:05] May i have your attention please [00:00:08] 请大家注意 [00:00:08] Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:00:12] 真正的Slim Shady请站起来 [00:00:12] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:00:16] 我再重复一遍，真正的Slim Shady请站起来 [00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here [00:00:18] 我们这里要出问题了 [00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:00:20] 你们看起来像第一次见到白人似的 [00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:00:23] 摔倒在地上了，就好像Pam和Tommy一样，一冲进门 [00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:00:25] 就开始比以前更狠地打她 [00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:00:27] 他们先把婚离了，然后她就跌落在家具上 [00:00:27] It's the return of the [00:00:28] 这好像是谁的翻版 [00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:00:33] 等下，不可能，你在开玩笑，他没说我以为他会说的话，是吧 [00:00:33] And dr dre said [00:00:34] 然后Dr Dre说 [00:00:34] Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:00:37] 什么都没说，你这个笨蛋，Dr Dre死了，被我锁在地下室里 [00:00:37] Feminist women love eminem [00:00:38] 女权主义者都爱Eminem [00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him [00:00:41] 他满口都离不开女人，Slim Shady，我受够他了 [00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:00:43] 看看他，走来走去，手还不老实，你知道的 [00:00:43] Limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:00:45] 你看他走路一瘸一拐地，是啊，但是他还是好可爱 [00:00:45] Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:00:48] 好吧，我脑袋估计抽风了了 [00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:00:51] 但还没你爸妈卧室里发生的事情那么糟 [00:00:51] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose [00:00:53] 有时候，我想在电视上随心所欲 [00:00:53] But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:00:55] 但做不到，对Tom Green来说更喜欢大干一场 [00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:00:57] 我对你上下其手 [00:00:57] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:00:59] 要是幸运的话我还能得到你一个吻呢 [00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [00:01:01] 我们就给小孩子传达这种信息 [00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [00:01:03] 却期盼他们不了解女人的私密 [00:01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [00:01:05] 他们当然会知道什么是男女之爱 [00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade [00:01:07] 当他们升上四年级的时候 [00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they [00:01:09] 他们还可以看探索频道呢 [00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [00:01:11] 我们不过是哺乳动物而已，还有一部分是食人族 [00:01:11] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [00:01:13] 像切瓜一样把人切开 [00:01:13] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [00:01:15] 但我们若能玩弄死去的动物和羚羊 [00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [00:01:18] 那就没理由不让两个男人私奔 [00:01:18] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [00:01:20] 但如果你和我想的一样，我就有解决办法 [00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [00:01:22] 女人们，尽情释放自己，大家一起合唱 [00:01:22] I'm slim shady [00:01:23] 我是Slim Shady [00:01:23] Yes i'm the real shady [00:01:24] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [00:01:24] All you other slim shadys are just imitating [00:01:26] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [00:01:26] So won't the real slim shady [00:01:28] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [00:01:28] Please stand up please stand up please stand up [00:01:31] 站起来给大家看看 [00:01:31] Becuase i'm slim shady [00:01:32] 因为我是Slim Shady [00:01:32] Yes i'm the real shady [00:01:34] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [00:01:34] All you other slim shadys are just imitating [00:01:36] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [00:01:36] So won't the real slim shady [00:01:37] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [00:01:37] Please stand up please stand up please stand up [00:01:40] 站起来给大家看看 [00:01:40] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [00:01:43] Will Smith在他的歌里从不爆粗口 [00:01:43] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [00:01:46] 但是我会，我会骂他，也会骂你 [00:01:46] You think i give a damm about a grammy [00:01:47] 你们觉得我在乎格莱美奖吗 [00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [00:01:50] 有一半以上的评论家受不了我，孤立我 [00:01:50] But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [00:01:53] 但是Slim要是赢了怎么办，岂不是很奇怪 [00:01:53] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here [00:01:55] 为什么这么说，你们就这样骗我过来是吗 [00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to britney spears [00:01:58] 然后把我安排坐在Britney Spears旁边 [00:01:58] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [00:02:00] 可恶，Christina Aguilera最好和我换下座位 [00:02:00] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [00:02:02] 这样我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间 [00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [00:02:05] 听他们争论是谁先被Christina甩的 [00:02:05] Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [00:02:06] 你这坏女人，把我从MTV上撤下来让我松口气 [00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe [00:02:09] 他确实很可爱，但是他已经和Kim结婚了 [00:02:09] I should download her audio on mp3 [00:02:11] 我应该把她的声音下载到Mp3上 [00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [00:02:14] 然后让全世界看看你是怎么让Eminem染病的 [00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [00:02:17] 我讨厌你们这些小屁孩们，你们就知道烦我 [00:02:17] So i've been sent here to destroy you [00:02:18] 所以我来这里摧毁你们 [00:02:18] And theres a million of us just like me [00:02:20] 有数不清的人像我一样 [00:02:20] Who cuss like me [00:02:21] 像我这样爆粗口 [00:02:21] Who just don't give a f**k like me [00:02:23] 像我一样什么都不在乎 [00:02:23] Who dress like me [00:02:24] 像我一样穿着打扮 [00:02:24] Walk talk and act like me [00:02:25] 说话和动作都像我 [00:02:25] It just might be the next best thing [00:02:26] 但就是差那么一点 [00:02:26] But not quite me [00:02:27] 做不到我这样完美 [00:02:27] I'm slim shady [00:02:28] 我是Slim Shady [00:02:28] Yes i'm the real shady [00:02:29] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [00:02:29] All you other slim shadys are just imitating [00:02:31] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [00:02:31] So won't the real slim shady [00:02:32] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [00:02:32] Please stand up please stand up please stand up [00:02:35] 站起来给大家看看 [00:02:35] Becuase i'm slim shady [00:02:36] 因为我是Slim Shady [00:02:36] Yes i'm the real shady [00:02:37] 没错，我是真正的Slim Shady [00:02:37] All you other slim shadys are just imitating [00:02:39] 你们这些Slim Shady都是冒充的 [00:02:39] So won't the real slim shady [00:02:41] 因此，不如让真正的Slim Shady [00:02:41] Please stand up please stand up please stand up [00:02:44] 站起来给大家看看 [00:02:44] I'm like a headtrip to listen to [00:02:46] 听我的歌就是精神享受 [00:02:46] Cause i'm only giving you [00:02:47] 因为只有我能给你带来 [00:02:47] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 404

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