[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance - Acapella Glee Club
[00:00:00] Written by：William Earl Collins/Walter Morrison/GeorgeClinton Jr/Gregory E. Jacobs
[00:00:00] All right
[00:00:00] Stop whatcha doin'
[00:00:01] 'Cause I'm about to ruin
[00:00:02] The image and the style that ya used to
[00:00:04] I look funny
[00:00:06] But yo I'm makin' money see
[00:00:07] So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:00:09] Now gather 'round
[00:00:10] I'm the new fool in town
[00:00:12] And my sound's laid down by the underground
[00:00:14] I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:00:16] So just let me introduce myself
[00:00:18] My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty
[00:00:21] Yo ladies oh how I love to hump thee
[00:00:24] And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
[00:00:28] I'm steppin' tall y'all
[00:00:29] And just like humpty dumpty
[00:00:30] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:00:33] I like to rhyme
[00:00:34] I like my beats funky
[00:00:35] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:00:37] I'm sick wit' dis straight gangsta mack
[00:00:41] But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:00:42] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:00:44] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
[00:00:47] Yeah I called ya fat
[00:00:48] Look at me I'm skinny
[00:00:49] It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[00:00:51] I'm a freak
[00:00:52] I like the girls with the boom
[00:00:54] I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
[00:00:56] I'm crazy
[00:00:57] Allow me to amaze thee
[00:00:59] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[00:01:01] I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[00:01:03] And I even got my own dance
[00:01:05] The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:01:09] Oh sex lady
[00:01:11] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump
[00:01:14] Oh sex lady
[00:01:16] Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump
[00:01:18] Oh sex lady
[00:01:20] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the humpty hump
[00:01:23] Oh sex lady
[00:01:24] Do the humpty hump come on do the humpty hump
[00:01:28] People say yo humpty you're really funny lookin'
[00:01:31] That's all right cause I get things cookin'
[00:01:33] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
[00:01:36] But ya can't get near me
[00:01:38] I give 'em more see and on the floor b
[00:01:40] All the girls they adore me
[00:01:42] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere
[00:01:45] 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[00:01:47] My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
[00:01:50] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
[00:01:52] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
[00:01:54] Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
[00:01:56] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid
[00:01:59] I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid
[00:02:01] I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it
[00:02:04] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[00:02:06] Also told ya that I like to bite
[00:02:08] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
[00:02:11] All ya had to do was give humpty a chance
[00:02:13] And now I'm gonna do my dance
[00:02:15] The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
[00:02:19] Oh sex lady
[00:02:21] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump
[00:02:24] Oh sex lady
[00:02:25] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump
[00:02:28] Oh sex baby
[00:02:30] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump
[00:02:33] Oh sex baby
[00:02:35] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump
[00:02:40] Oh yeah that's the break y'all
[00:02:41] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[00:02:48] Oh yeah
[00:02:50] Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[00:02:52] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[00:02:54] It's real easy to do check it out
[00:02:57] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[00:03:00] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
[00:03:02] Crazy wack funky
[00:03:04] People say ya look like m c hammer on crack humpty
[00:03:07] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[00:03:09] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[00:03:11] Anyone can play this game
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