Go See the Doctor - Kool Moe Dee // Three days later go see the doctor 三天后 我去看了医生 I was walking down the street rocking my beat 那天我手舞足蹈地 Clapping my hands and stomping my feet 走在街上 I saw a little lady so neet and petite 突然间 看到了一个娇小可人的美女 So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet 甜美可爱 我已经忍不住想要上前搭讪 So I asked this lady could I take her out 于是我走到她面前 问她可不可以约着一起去玩儿 We could wine and dine and we could talk about 喝点酒 吃个饭 还能聊聊 The birds and the bees in my waterbed 我的私人泳池 And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head 无需言语 你低头示意就好 We continued to talk and before you knew it 我们交谈甚欢 在你把一切搞清楚之前 We were at my house and it was time to do it 我们就已经到了我的房间 来吧 和我共享鱼水之欢 As soon as I finished I lost my poise 完事后 我便不再风度翩翩 Ran outside and told all my boys 冲到屋外 在所有兄弟们面前吹嘘了一番 I said "Listen up fellas come over here bust it" 我说 都过来 听我讲 刚才简直爽翻了天 They said "Did you get it " I said "Yeah " they said "How was it " 他们问 得手了吗 感觉怎样 我说 当然 The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her 她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能 But three days later go see the doctor 可三天后 我就去看了医生 I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right 我们在床上翻雨覆雨 She felt so good hugged me so tight 她感觉棒极了 将我狠狠抱紧 I said "Good night" 那真是美好的一晚 Three days later 三天后 Woke up fussing yelling and cussing 醒来时浑身难受 喉咙发干 Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing 身体好像被掏空 I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia " 我去了卫生间 嘴里骂骂咧咧 I'm a kill that girl next time I see her 下次再见到那个女孩儿 我非让她生不如死 The madder I got the more I reminice 心里越生气 便越容易想起那晚 Why is my thing thing burning like this 为什么我的下面有种火辣辣的感觉 Well I remember the first day I saw that girl 我记得第一次见到她时 I just couldn't wait to rock her world 就盼着能和她共享鱼水之欢 I said "Hey good looking what you got cooking " 我问 嗨 美女 你是做什么的 What have I done stuck my dick in 我的小弟弟到底经历了什么 Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave 现在 我终于明白 为什么她的前男友 大卫 Calls her Mrs Microwave 称呼她 微波炉小姐 Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn 因为她比烤箱还要热辣 我真是含泪受训 The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned 玩儿火必自焚 But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her 但她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能 But three days later go see the doctor 可三天后 我就去看了医生 I went to the doctor's office I said "What have I got " 到了医生那里 我问医生我这是什么病 He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" 他说 转过去 打针 I looked at him like he was crazy and I said "What " 我看着他 觉得他简直是疯了 我说 什么 Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt 别在我的屁股上动手动脚 He turned and said in a real deep voice 他转过头 低声对我说 "Have it your way if that's your choice 随你便 我尊重你的选择 And I'll put it down if you want me to put it 你想要我停下 我就停下 But don't blame me if it turns into a foot 但如果你的小弟弟从此萎靡不振 Extending from the middle of your body 再也无法挺立 那你可别怪我 And the next time you see your cute hottie 想想下次再见你的那位热辣美女时 You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do 干着急却无能为力 只能忍痛婉拒 404

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