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[00:00:04] 省总镖局30周年庆典
[00:00:10] 到了八月初一这天的下午
[00:00:14] 来自
[00:00:14] 和尚
[00:00:17] 这家伙堵着门儿在那儿化缘面经
[00:00:24] 不但交通堵塞
[00:00:27] 而且嘟囔的叫人六神无主
[00:00:30] 心绪烦乱
[00:00:34] 所以这杨香武啊
[00:00:36] 卖不过来
[00:00:39] 其实杨祥武这个人呢
[00:00:41] 那嘴不太好
[00:00:44] 但是今儿个情况特殊
[00:00:47] 世间圣经给开了会
[00:00:50] 特别是年轻人向他们交代的清清楚楚
[00:00:56] 大喜的日子
[00:00:58] 谁也不准找事儿
[00:01:00] 说话要讲规矩
[00:01:02] 有教养
[00:01:04] 谁要惹的事儿找谁负责
[00:01:09] 所以杨香武啊
[00:01:11] 不敢放肆
[00:01:14] 来到和尚进钱
[00:01:15] 先一抱拳
[00:01:20] 大师傅大师傅a
[00:01:23] 您先别敲木鱼
[00:01:26] 咱们说几句话好吗
[00:01:29] 和尚果然不敲了
[00:01:32] 聊着大眼皮
[00:01:34] 撇着嘴
[00:01:36] 看了一眼杨香武
[00:01:39] 一瞅
[00:01:39] 这杨小五长得小
[00:01:41] 个儿不高
[00:01:42] 干巴巴一团精气神
[00:01:46] 那小脑瓜长得跟噶差不多少
[00:01:50] 大和尚就问
[00:01:52] 施主
[00:01:53] 有话请讲
[00:01:56] 哈雷
[00:01:58] 我大师傅
[00:02:00] 您是不是想画圆呢
[00:02:03] 您稍候片刻好不好
[00:02:05] 一切咱都好说
[00:02:08] 您说您赌J 门太不方便了
[00:02:12] 今儿个我们大喜日子
[00:02:14] 客人特别多
[00:02:16] 出来进去太害事啊
[00:02:19] 您稍候片刻回家
[00:02:23] 伙计过来
[00:02:25] 傻丫头
[00:02:26] 嗯
[00:02:28] 到账房
[00:02:29] 用我的名义之一
[00:02:31] 吊钱赏给这出家人
[00:02:34] 而是Lu
[00:02:36] 都有这权利啊
[00:02:38] 到账房
[00:02:39] 织了一吊钱
[00:02:41] 交给杨祥武
[00:02:42] 洋洋午手托这笔钱来到和尚面前
[00:02:48] 我大师
[00:02:48] 这一定要钱
[00:02:49] 不算多
[00:02:51] 您拿去买包茶叶喝吧
[00:02:54] 这也算辛苦钱
[00:02:57] 和尚也没客气
[00:02:59] 张开蒲扇吧的大手
[00:03:01] 把鱼票钱接过去
[00:03:05] 哎呀
[00:03:06] 平常千里迢迢来到本地
[00:03:11] 我这个也太少
[00:03:13] 点儿吧
[00:03:14] 你能不能再挥挥手再见
[00:03:18] 嗨
[00:03:20] 阳江武器说话
[00:03:22] 这叫一吊钱哪
[00:03:25] 往常的人也乐得不得了
[00:03:27] 这大和尚还不满意
[00:03:30] 真有心把这钱呢
[00:03:31] 夺回来
[00:03:33] 但又一想
[00:03:34] 别找事儿
[00:03:36] 按老师说的办
[00:03:38] 杨祥武是暗气
[00:03:40] 暗憋
[00:03:40] 好吧
[00:03:42] 回家去
[00:03:44] 到账房在织一遍前来
[00:03:48] 伙计去了
[00:03:49] 又拿了一吊钱
[00:03:51] 杨香武DD 和尚怎么样
[00:03:55] 这回够瞧的了吧
[00:03:57] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇儿敲了几下
[00:04:00] 没了鱼儿
[00:04:02] 钱到手啦
[00:04:04] 这回啊腻下饭管子四个菜不成问题了
[00:04:07] 走吧走吧
[00:04:08] 走吧走吧
[00:04:10] 和尚又把钱接过来
[00:04:13] 二话没说
[00:04:15] 两只手并在一起一名
[00:04:18] 这两吊钱啊
[00:04:23] 你想那个那个钱呢
[00:04:25] 为什么都有眼儿
[00:04:27] 张建拿绳串着一串一串的
[00:04:31] 他把这两条剪这么一撮
[00:04:34] 那勺还不折吗
[00:04:36] 绳这一段在赶和尚冲着大街上划
[00:04:42] 把这两个钱全撒出去
[00:04:46] 刹那间
[00:04:47] 这么多的铜钱落地
[00:04:49] 滚地滚
[00:04:50] 想地想撸撸
[00:04:55] J 13 省总镖局在水西门外
[00:04:59] 这个地方很热闹
[00:05:01] 尤其今天30 周年
[00:05:05] 所以招来看热闹的人有的是
[00:05:09] 但是人正因为多
[00:05:11] 里边分369 等
[00:05:13] 什么货都有
[00:05:15] 一看和尚撒钱
[00:05:18] 哎
[00:05:18] 有一些人高兴的
[00:05:19] 哎呀
[00:05:20] 捡钱喽
[00:05:22] 屋围上来了
[00:05:24] 这一点钱
[00:05:26] 交通堵塞
[00:05:28] 车马行人全过不去了
[00:05:30] 越累是人越多
[00:05:32] 刹那间
[00:05:33] 镖局的外套
[00:05:34] 就为柳千把口子
[00:05:37] 阳江五一皱眉
[00:05:39] 你看要出事儿啊
[00:05:41] 我说和尚好莱坞里
[00:05:45] 我给你两个钱
[00:05:47] 你怎么都扔啦
[00:05:49] 看来你是嫌少啊
[00:05:51] 哼哼
[00:05:56] 问你叫什么名字
[00:05:57] 杨祥武
[00:06:00] 哦
[00:06:01] 杨相符
[00:06:04] 我且问你胜英在不在
[00:06:07] 借你口中言传我心腹话
[00:06:12] 你把声音找出来
[00:06:14] 我要见他一面
[00:06:17] 哎
[00:06:17] 我老和尚
[00:06:18] 大哥把话说清楚啊
[00:06:20] 圣婴是我老师
[00:06:23] 今儿个忙得不得了
[00:06:25] 也没功夫来见您
[00:06:28] 咱再买行不
[00:06:29] 对面是饭馆
[00:06:31] 我们包起来了
[00:06:32] 随便吃喝
[00:06:34] 不必花钱
[00:06:36] 出家人有专门出家人的座位
[00:06:39] 都是素斋素饭
[00:06:41] 管饱干净
[00:06:43] 您俩先去吃饭
[00:06:45] 我呢
[00:06:46] 到里边给你送个信
[00:06:48] 等我老师有了功夫
[00:06:50] 一定前去拜会
[00:06:52] 你看怎么样
[00:06:54] 书中代言na 杨香武来说说话
[00:06:58] 说到这个份儿
[00:07:00] 能把火压下去
[00:07:02] 相当不容易
[00:07:04] 这帮年轻人
[00:07:05] 说打就闹
[00:07:06] 哪有这份耐心
[00:07:10] 可是大和尚
[00:07:12] 连听都不听he
[00:07:15] 声音怎么那么忙
[00:07:17] 嗯
[00:07:18] 我就不信
[00:07:20] 他在忙
[00:07:22] 还得来接我
[00:07:24] 上映不来
[00:07:26] 老僧就不离开
[00:07:29] 嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣忙
[00:07:36] 又翘课
[00:07:37] 伤势越来越高招的人是越来越多
[00:07:43] 金头虎、贾明实在忍无可忍
[00:07:46] 假名过来
[00:07:47] 用手一拨着杨香武那边儿去
[00:07:51] 我看你饭桶到家什么事你也办不了
[00:07:54] 哎
[00:07:54] 好交给你我看你怎么打发他
[00:07:59] 这个往常
[00:08:00] 假名早就骂他了
[00:08:03] 心想别惹我
[00:08:04] 三大爷生气
[00:08:06] 别扫了兴
[00:08:08] 贾明把火往下压了压栈道和上帝面前
[00:08:13] 我说无量佛呀
[00:08:16] 阿弥陀佛
[00:08:18] 哎
[00:08:18] 他把俩佛歌地块儿
[00:08:21] 其实
[00:08:21] 无量天尊
[00:08:23] 无量佛
[00:08:25] 那是中国的
[00:08:26] 道教的称呼
[00:08:30] 和尚叫阿弥陀佛
[00:08:32] 和尚从印度传进来的是进口的
[00:08:36] 道教是国产的啊
[00:08:39] 他给混在一块儿了
[00:08:41] 大和尚把眼皮寂寥打量金头虎
[00:08:46] 你瞅这辈怎么这么难看
[00:08:49] 活骨伦敦亚古伦敦啊
[00:08:52] 呲着小牙正冲自己了
[00:08:56] 和尚怪眼冤
[00:08:58] 三点了点头
[00:08:59] 你是何人我呀
[00:09:02] 呵呵
[00:09:03] 姓贾叫贾明
[00:09:06] 大概和尚
[00:09:07] 你不知道我有个小小的绰号叫恨天无霸
[00:09:13] 恨地无环铁霸王天下第一的英雄
[00:09:19] 13 省总镖局就等于我的家
[00:09:23] 我是这少镖头一倍
[00:09:26] 圣手昆仑侠胜英是我三大爷
[00:09:32] 酸甜要紫霄新大王甲斌酒
[00:09:37] 那是咱爹a 和上一波那脑袋谁爹啊
[00:09:43] 我一个人的爹
[00:09:44] 你想要还不给你呢
[00:09:47] 哎
[00:09:47] 我就是金头大老虎假名啊
[00:09:51] 嗯
[00:09:53] 家没啊
[00:09:55] 你要干什么啊
[00:09:56] 我什么都不干
[00:09:59] 刚才你跟杨小五说话
[00:10:02] 我没言语
[00:10:04] 但我都听清了
[00:10:06] 我说和尚咱们别找别扭行吗
[00:10:10] 大喜的日子
[00:10:11] 咱高高兴兴的
[00:10:13] 别看我们组镖局D 喜事儿
[00:10:16] 大伙儿都同喜
[00:10:18] 你看那干巴鸡出手大方
[00:10:21] 伸手给了你两吊钱
[00:10:24] 是够巧的了
[00:10:26] 你不但情不领
[00:10:28] 一不搭
[00:10:29] 你还把这钱给扔在街上
[00:10:32] 哎呀
[00:10:34] 你摘别人的牙
[00:10:35] 你觉不着疼啊
[00:10:36] 你那钱不是大风刮来的
[00:10:40] 那是我们脑的街头裤腰带子上换来的你懂不懂
[00:10:45] 我说
[00:10:45] 按理说
[00:10:46] 这出家人不应当干这缺德事儿
[00:10:50] 可是
[00:10:51] 你把钱也扔了
[00:10:52] 也就算了
[00:10:54] 看着你这么大的年纪了
[00:10:56] 不跟你计较
[00:10:58] 我合着听良言相劝
[00:11:00] 走吧啊
[00:11:01] 走吧啊
[00:11:03] 别找不顺序
[00:11:05] 忍耐是有限度的
[00:11:08] 我可警告你
[00:11:09] 你要不识抬举大概够呛
[00:11:15] 哈哈哈哈
[00:11:19] 雅明
[00:11:21] 你说这够呛是什么意思
[00:11:24] 那你自己琢磨着办吧
[00:11:28] 你说的什么意思啊
[00:11:29] 就是什么意思
[00:11:30] 哼
[00:11:32] 贾冰
[00:11:34] 你奶一碗被
[00:11:36] 我不愿意跟你废话
[00:11:39] 你赶快给圣经送信
[00:11:41] 让他出来接我
[00:11:44] 圣婴来了
[00:11:45] 我说几句话
[00:11:45] 转身就走上英不来
[00:11:48] 老僧绝不离开
[00:11:51] 嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣
[00:11:54] 别抢啊
[00:11:56] 好好打扰啊
[00:11:58] 你稍候片刻
[00:12:00] 我现在就去送信
[00:12:03] 贾娘气的咕咕
[00:12:06] 先说不用问
[00:12:08] 我们镖局子得罪人太多了
[00:12:11] 我三大爷
[00:12:12] 得罪了人就更多
[00:12:14] 这和尚不定从哪儿来的
[00:12:17] 少林寺的不像
[00:12:20] 哪儿的呢
[00:12:21] 肯定是找茬来的
[00:12:24] 这事儿还真得告诉我三大爷
[00:12:27] 你这出了事儿
[00:12:28] 我们担待不起
[00:12:30] 假名压着火儿转身
[00:12:32] 刚要去送信
[00:12:34] 大和尚说话吗
[00:12:37] 下面啊
[00:12:38] 哪里去
[00:12:40] 啊
[00:12:41] 给我三大爷送信儿好
[00:12:45] 你打算怎么样送信儿
[00:12:47] 哎哟呵
[00:12:48] 这还用你教给我吗
[00:12:50] 我我就说三大爷们前来个出家的和尚
[00:12:53] 俺想要见你不就完了么
[00:12:57] 你只说对了一半
[00:13:00] 你告诉盛英
[00:13:02] 就说老僧到了
[00:13:04] 让胜英
[00:13:06] 大门挂灯、二门挂红
[00:13:08] 两廊动乐
[00:13:10] 红毡铺地
[00:13:12] 一步一头磕在门外
[00:13:16] 跪在老僧的面前
[00:13:19] 那是老僧才可能离去
[00:13:22] 如果不是这样挠一挠
[00:13:25] 我闯进组镖局
[00:13:28] 你讲话了
[00:13:29] 后果可不堪设想啊
[00:13:32] 哎呀
[00:13:34] 贾
[00:13:35] 明儿我噔就撞到脑门子
[00:13:37] 寻思这家伙得寸进尺
[00:13:40] 简直他是找揍啊
[00:13:43] 本来假名不想找事儿
[00:13:45] 但是一忍再忍
[00:13:46] 一压再压
[00:13:47] 一听他说这话
[00:13:48] 实在受不了
[00:13:51] 这假呢
[00:13:51] 是举拳便打
[00:13:53] 哎
[00:13:53] 行了
[00:13:54] 我先给你数数鼻子吧
[00:13:56] 招打
[00:14:00] 一上市下J 1 拳头分大和尚头顶
[00:14:05] 心就拍下来
[00:14:07] 你别看肉的那袋一生也够呛
[00:14:11] 可是和尚连躲都没躲
[00:14:14] 一看全都下来了
[00:14:16] Ba Bo 1 挺
[00:14:18] 眼睛一闭吧
[00:14:22] 一拳的锤声
[00:14:24] 把贾宁的胳膊弹起来多高啊
[00:14:27] 好像砸到铁上的一样
[00:14:30] 雅名镇的古魂都发酸
[00:14:32] 哎哎哎呦
[00:14:34] 好硬的脑袋
[00:14:35] 瓜子你照腿
[00:14:39] Ce 全出腿
[00:14:41] 笨和尚
[00:14:42] 这肚子就踢了
[00:14:45] 假名能耐再不怎么地呢
[00:14:47] 小伙子
[00:14:49] 何况他也练了这么多年了
[00:14:51] 那真披上
[00:14:52] 真要命
[00:14:54] 可这盒子在那坐着
[00:14:56] 连躲也没躲
[00:14:58] 相反的
[00:14:58] 柱子一挺
[00:15:01] 坏了
[00:15:03] 贾明这一脚蹬上嚼着软乎乎的
[00:15:07] 好像踩的面盆里头一样
[00:15:11] 让大鹅肉啊
[00:15:12] 把脚脖子给夹住了
[00:15:14] 说什么也拔不出来了
[00:15:16] 哎哟哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:15:24] 无用的东西
[00:15:26] 就你这两下子
[00:15:28] 还想动武把超吗
[00:15:30] 今生有好生之德re gen er 一般见识
[00:15:36] 出去了
[00:15:38] 说着话
[00:15:39] 肚皮一体泵
[00:15:42] 带弹性的
[00:15:44] 假名这乐子大了
[00:15:46] 让人肚子一鼓
[00:15:48] 杯儿在大门口儿给公园里去了哒哒
[00:15:51] 哒哒
[00:15:51] 哒哒等扑通
[00:15:54] 摔了个仰面朝天
[00:15:57] 诗经也凑巧
[00:16:00] 神叨酱、李刚、李四爷正往外送客人
[00:16:05] 这客人呢
[00:16:06] 是城里绸缎庄的大掌柜的
[00:16:09] 姓贾
[00:16:11] 送家长为
[00:16:13] 这个假掌柜出手大方
[00:16:16] 为了祝贺总镖局30周年
[00:16:19] 送了100匹绸缎
[00:16:24] 李刚亲自接待
[00:16:25] 正往外送他
[00:16:27] 正好贾明灯摔到脚底下
[00:16:30] 他李刚吓得一蹦多高
[00:16:33] 明儿你又淘气
[00:16:36] 哎哟我的妈呀
[00:16:38] 哎呀我这四叔啊
[00:16:39] 你说话你怎么不不掂掂分量
[00:16:42] 有这么淘气的妈是这么这么这么回事儿活
[00:16:48] 李刚就性如烈火
[00:16:50] 你给他这么大的年纪
[00:16:51] 沾火就着
[00:16:54] 李刚一想
[00:16:54] 这事儿不能让我三哥知道
[00:16:57] 我三哥连日来累坏了
[00:17:00] 现在还陪着客人说话呢
[00:17:03] 这惊动了他
[00:17:04] 非气坏了不可
[00:17:05] 我去看看
[00:17:08] 假名一骨碌身站起来
[00:17:09] 在头前检录
[00:17:11] 李刚在后头
[00:17:12] 跟着内贾掌柜的就走了
[00:17:15] 那咱不必细说
[00:17:17] 李四爷带了几瓶伙计迈步来到大门外一看
[00:17:21] 好家伙
[00:17:22] 在干嘛呢
[00:17:24] 门外全是人
[00:17:26] 堵的车辆也过不去
[00:17:28] 越聚人越多
[00:17:30] 附近的楼窗户全打开了
[00:17:33] 一个窗户挤着
[00:17:34] 多少个脑袋都往13 省总镖局大门这儿看着
[00:17:39] 一瞅这大和尚往这一坐这一堆
[00:17:44] 面带凶恶散发披肩
[00:17:47] 头戴月牙金箍
[00:17:48] 斜挎大兜子
[00:17:50] 屁股底下坐了个大蒲团
[00:17:52] 前摆着特大号的木鱼
[00:17:55] 不认得
[00:17:57] A 呢就是他
[00:18:00] 李刚火撞顶梁门
[00:18:02] 刚想伸手就想算了
[00:18:04] 今天大喜的日子
[00:18:07] 别为此扫了兴
[00:18:09] 也许孩子闷
[00:18:10] 不会说话
[00:18:11] 能呀
[00:18:12] 就是我一定把事儿压下
[00:18:15] 李四也想的
[00:18:16] 这冲着和尚一抱拳
[00:18:19] 大师傅
[00:18:20] 行了
[00:18:21] 嗯嗯
[00:18:26] 大和尚
[00:18:28] 停止了敲击
[00:18:31] 睁开眼睛
[00:18:32] 扬着脸打量对面的来人
[00:18:35] 神叨酱
[00:18:36] 李刚大哥
[00:18:38] 黑脸蛋子
[00:18:40] 长得身体十分魁梧
[00:18:43] 但是面见诸侯花白的胡须
[00:18:47] 杂合上看了看
[00:18:50] 施主贵姓高名啊
[00:18:53] 在下姓林刚
[00:18:57] 有个小小的绰号
[00:18:58] 叫神刀李刚
[00:19:01] 哦
[00:19:03] 听说过
[00:19:05] 听爽
[00:19:08] 你跟圣婴好的
[00:19:10] 跟一个人似的
[00:19:12] 是不是啊
[00:19:14] 看见你就看见圣经了
[00:19:18] 鱼缸啊
[00:19:20] 老僧此次来到南京
[00:19:23] 飞为别故
[00:19:25] 我找圣婴来了
[00:19:27] 因为圣婴欠我的情
[00:19:31] 这次该结清了
[00:19:34] 啊
[00:19:35] 能不能叫声音出来见我呀
[00:19:39] 方才老僧说得明白
[00:19:42] 圣婴来了
[00:19:43] 我交代清楚
[00:19:45] 转身就走
[00:19:47] 上映不来
[00:19:49] 我就坐在门前
[00:19:50] 一动也不动
[00:19:53] 嗯
[00:19:55] 请问大师
[00:19:57] 您从哪儿来呀
[00:19:59] 您的法号怎么称呼
[00:20:02] 不必多问
[00:20:04] 虽然都有
[00:20:06] 但不能跟你说
[00:20:08] 为什么
[00:20:10] 因为你不配
[00:20:11] 你还没有这个资格
[00:20:15] 当着这么多人的面
[00:20:17] 给李四爷来个烧鸡大窝脖
[00:20:20] 李刚的火腾就撞起来
[00:20:23] 这
[00:20:25] 寻思话
[00:20:25] 这和尚纯粹是找茬来的
[00:20:28] 嗯
[00:20:30] 你们拿我李刚当回事儿
[00:20:32] 郭小平也是总镖局的副总标识啊
[00:20:38] 这盒子太可恶了
[00:20:40] 大额大
[00:20:42] 如果我三哥要不来怎么样na 我就不离开
[00:20:47] 我要飞叫你离开你
[00:20:50] 呵呵
[00:20:53] 你有这种能力吗
[00:20:56] 小头朝长
[00:21:00] 李刚实在忍无可忍
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