[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 大头剑客 [00:00:02] 夏侯商元当众要练手绝活 [00:00:10] 绝活啊 [00:00:11] 就是一般人练不了的 [00:00:14] 都能练 [00:00:16] 也不称其为绝活 [00:00:20] 她从兜子里头掏出一颗刚胆钢板呢 [00:00:26] 就是带胆的大铁球 [00:00:29] 您看 [00:00:29] 有那老年人为了活动筋骨 [00:00:33] 手里拖着一对钢胆 [00:00:36] 据说呢 [00:00:36] 保定打造钢胆最出名 [00:00:42] 也不知使用多少年了 [00:00:44] 是锃明刷亮 [00:00:46] 夏侯商元的掌中依托举起来 [00:00:51] 让两旁的人看清楚 [00:00:54] 还得交代明白了 [00:00:56] 跟韩秀说 [00:00:58] 宋霞 [00:00:58] 这种看见没老朽就练练这玩意儿 [00:01:04] 我事先呢要讲清楚 [00:01:06] 怎么个练法 [00:01:09] 咱们都是练武的人 [00:01:11] 讲教理练一口气 [00:01:14] 外练筋骨皮 [00:01:17] 我练练气功 [00:01:20] 把这刚胆含在口中 [00:01:22] 咽到肚里 [00:01:24] 然后运用员工把这刚胆拖起来 [00:01:28] 从口中喷出 [00:01:31] 再喷出来 [00:01:33] 我要打中一个目标 [00:01:36] 要击中了 [00:01:38] 就算成功了几不中就等于丢人现眼达什么目标呢啊 [00:01:49] 夏侯商元得踅摸踅摸 [00:01:51] 这在船上呢 [00:01:52] 打什么呢 [00:01:54] 你抬头 [00:01:56] 他看见含蓄地坐船飞龙舟 [00:02:00] 这飞龙轴是两层 [00:02:03] 在正中央有个灯笼杆子挂灯笼 [00:02:06] 这杆子高了下 [00:02:08] 没有四帐也差不多 [00:02:09] 少红油漆的证明刷量杆子顶上有个同坐 [00:02:18] 上面吊着四盏八角玻璃灯 [00:02:23] 用鎏金走了多少遍 [00:02:25] 锃明刷亮 [00:02:27] 这四盏灯啊 [00:02:29] 造型独特 [00:02:30] 非常好看 [00:02:32] 等晚上要点上被风一吹 [00:02:34] 还在转动它 [00:02:37] 你想啊 [00:02:38] 莲花湖有钱 [00:02:41] 韩秀讲排场 [00:02:44] 那人说 [00:02:44] 这几盏灯就几百盏几万盏 [00:02:48] 他也舍得 [00:02:49] 花钱也花得起 [00:02:52] 那个年头已经有玻璃了 [00:02:55] 但是为数甚少甚少 [00:02:59] 一般不是有钱的 [00:03:01] 舍不得买玻璃还湖 [00:03:04] 那窗户纸 [00:03:06] 韩秀 [00:03:07] 有的是钱呢 [00:03:09] 从红毛果买进来的还是进口的东西 [00:03:15] 所以他这个做船上都镶的是玻璃灯 [00:03:19] 晚上点上蜡烛非常好看 [00:03:23] 夏侯商元就选中了其中的一盏 [00:03:27] 我总夹带着你往东边这盏玻璃灯 [00:03:33] 可挺显眼呐 [00:03:35] 老九的杠杆 [00:03:38] 要打这盏玻璃灯 [00:03:41] 要打碎了呢 [00:03:44] 你受点损失达不折呢 [00:03:47] 我算丢人啦 [00:03:49] 不知总辖大寨主可舍得 [00:03:53] 韩肖鑫说 [00:03:55] 这么大的钢胆 [00:03:56] 你吞到肚里屏着气 [00:03:59] 把它再喷出来 [00:04:01] 能打四五丈高 [00:04:04] 还有点悬吧 [00:04:05] 啊 [00:04:07] 你夏侯商元在能耐你气功练得再到家能打这么准吗 [00:04:15] 他不可思议 [00:04:17] 但又一想 [00:04:17] 人家说得出来 [00:04:19] 大概能办得到多家 [00:04:21] 当着这么多人的面 [00:04:22] 敢大言不惭地吹牛骂老人家 [00:04:26] 我舍得舍得 [00:04:28] 你就练吧 [00:04:29] 好累 [00:04:31] 说练咱就练 [00:04:34] 哎呀 [00:04:34] 真要击中玻璃灯 [00:04:36] 这老天示警给你两家结合呀 [00:04:41] 要说了半天什么也没打上 [00:04:44] 嘿嘿 [00:04:45] 我一走了之 [00:04:46] 你们爱怎么地就怎么地 [00:04:49] 贪便宜吧说的话 [00:04:53] 她为这支大船转了两圈 [00:04:57] 咱是先还得说明白 [00:04:59] 韩秀和夏侯商元圣英等人是在正中央作战的大船上 [00:05:06] 韩秀做的那只船离这还挺远 [00:05:10] 说在这运用气功一喷哗啦就打上了 [00:05:13] 那成大泡了 [00:05:14] 那成了 [00:05:16] 夏侯商元呢 [00:05:17] 什么原也没那么大能耐 [00:05:19] 为了练这手绝活 [00:05:21] 用小船把夏侯伤员送到韩秀D 座船飞龙舟上 [00:05:28] 韩秀也跟回来了 [00:05:32] 众人仔细观看 [00:05:34] 就见夏侯商元二次把钢胆举过头顶 [00:05:39] 各位上眼众人看着 [00:05:44] 当众把嘴一张把钢胆塞嘴里了 [00:05:49] 这铁球也大 [00:05:50] 点儿老头儿 [00:05:51] 这嘴也小点儿塞半天才塞进去 [00:05:56] 又见夏侯商元 [00:05:58] 把大脑壳一卟楞脚底下使劲嗨吧 [00:06:07] 这钢缆咽下去了 [00:06:10] 眼瞅那小细脖大了三圈 [00:06:14] 紧跟着胸脯这鼓起个大包来燕去 [00:06:20] 韩秀在旁边瞪眼 [00:06:22] 瞅着心说 [00:06:24] 真行啊 [00:06:26] 这玩意练不好就得噎死 [00:06:29] 这这这 [00:06:29] 打球能翻出来吗 [00:06:32] 又见夏侯商元 [00:06:35] 吞下铁球之后 [00:06:36] 围着船台地台板转了三圈 [00:06:39] 然后双脚站牢 [00:06:41] 两手往后一背 [00:06:43] 大脑壳一晃啊 [00:06:50] 仔细看那脑筋都蹦起多高了 [00:06:53] 这才叫李练一口气外练筋骨皮 [00:06:56] 然后把脸一扬嘴一张 [00:07:00] 嗯 [00:07:01] 嗯 [00:07:04] 一道寒光直奔八角玻璃灯 [00:07:08] 求道灯碎 [00:07:14] 在场的人无不惊骇 [00:07:18] 偌大莲花湖上市鸦雀无声 [00:07:23] 眼睁睁瞅着玻璃灯碎了之后 [00:07:26] 球落下来 [00:07:27] 夏侯商元一个店铺跟上去 [00:07:29] 把球接到掌中擦干净 [00:07:32] 往兜里一揣 [00:07:34] 人们才反应过来 [00:07:41] 好绝技 [00:07:43] 好功夫 [00:07:44] 好啊 [00:07:45] 太好了 [00:07:46] 绝望 [00:07:51] 夏侯尚源伊了 [00:07:53] 献丑啦 [00:07:54] 献丑啦 [00:07:56] 老天示警叫你两家结合中夹带着说话算数 [00:08:04] 马韩秀也刚反应过来 [00:08:09] 人比人得死 [00:08:11] 货比货得扔 [00:08:13] 我这一辈子恐怕也赶不上夏侯商元 [00:08:17] 这简直不愧是剑客 [00:08:19] 我今天真算开了眼了 [00:08:22] 气功都练绝了 [00:08:25] 还就是倒身下拜老健康 [00:08:29] 弟子开了眼了 [00:08:31] 我说话一定算数 [00:08:33] 老人家能否请到我的中评大寨 [00:08:36] 我要设酒款待 [00:08:38] 不必啦 [00:08:39] 不必啦 [00:08:40] 心到神知我先谢谢了 [00:08:44] 既然如此 [00:08:45] 老人家不肯赏脸 [00:08:47] 那我就收兵撤退了 [00:08:49] 韩秀把宁子琪往空中一举串烧饼烧饼 [00:09:03] 一声令下 [00:09:04] 如山倒 [00:09:05] 莲花湖的水军全撤了 [00:09:09] 刹那间 [00:09:11] 江面上恢复了平静 [00:09:14] 清江湖口碧波荡漾 [00:09:17] 就剩下剩一伙儿 [00:09:21] 圣婴非常感谢大师兄 [00:09:24] 幸亏您来了 [00:09:26] 您要不来不定得死多少人 [00:09:29] 我等也逃不出莲花湖埃吉人自有天相 [00:09:35] 老三哪 [00:09:38] 你还记得吗 [00:09:39] 过去咱老师给你相过面你人真不错呀 [00:09:45] 可惜你命苦啊 [00:09:48] 你这一生之中注定七灾八难 [00:09:53] 真叫人心疼孙楠这场祸躲过去了 [00:09:58] 还有什么货等着你 [00:10:00] 很难说呀 [00:10:03] 哎呀 [00:10:03] 你也是奔60 走的人啦 [00:10:06] 网贤弟 [00:10:07] 好自为之 [00:10:09] 多多珍重啊 [00:10:12] 话语不多 [00:10:13] 老哥俩眼泪都掉下来 [00:10:16] 贾明把嘴一咧也哭上了 [00:10:20] 嗯 [00:10:21] 就是说呢 [00:10:21] 老天爷不公平 [00:10:24] 怎么这倒霉事儿都叫我三大爷摊上了 [00:10:27] 我要摊上该多好 [00:10:30] 杨祥武一听废话 [00:10:31] 你算个屁 [00:10:33] 你想谈也谈不上 [00:10:36] 他们俩抽空还得斗口 [00:10:39] 夏侯尚英文说吧 [00:10:41] 把眼泪展了 [00:10:42] 展老三哪 [00:10:44] 我要告辞了 [00:10:46] 把金龙就交给你啦 [00:10:49] 这孩子吃饭 [00:10:50] 不知道饥饱睡觉 [00:10:52] 不懂得颠倒 [00:10:54] 虽然说块头挺大 [00:10:56] 心眼挺少 [00:10:58] 你要多分心了 [00:11:00] 没说的 [00:11:01] 这孩子就是我的孩子 [00:11:03] 我一定精心栽培 [00:11:06] J 我放心啦 [00:11:07] 金龙啊 [00:11:08] 你过来啊 [00:11:10] 师傅啊 [00:11:14] 我把你交给你 [00:11:16] 三伯父了 [00:11:18] 今后他就是你的范东 [00:11:21] 他叫你吃你就吃 [00:11:23] 他叫你饿着 [00:11:24] 就得把你饿死 [00:11:26] 他就是我 [00:11:27] 我就是他 [00:11:29] 今后你得听他的 [00:11:31] 要惹他生气 [00:11:32] 他也可以把你置于死地 [00:11:34] 你明白吗 [00:11:35] 呃 [00:11:35] 顾乐呵的 [00:11:36] 我明白 [00:11:37] 我明白 [00:11:38] 你一定要听你三大爷的话懂吗 [00:11:41] 懂 [00:11:41] 我全懂了 [00:11:43] 好孩子要把你留到13 省总镖局啦 [00:11:48] 乐天小姐 [00:11:51] 我可告辞啦 [00:11:52] 谁也留不住 [00:11:54] 这老头儿来无踪去无影 [00:11:57] 神龙见首不见尾 [00:11:58] 是个古怪的人 [00:12:00] 说话间就见夏侯商元妃深情跳上独木舟 [00:12:05] 冲大家一弓手 [00:12:07] 后会有期 [00:12:09] 运用气功、独木舟一转各 [00:12:18] 于流水线式踪迹不见 [00:12:23] 大家目送他一直看不见 [00:12:26] 这才回过神来 [00:12:28] 圣婴一想 [00:12:30] 人家莲花湖D 人都撤了 [00:12:33] 我们还在这儿待着干什么 [00:12:35] 是非之地不可久留啊 [00:12:39] 提醒娱乐偏于紫霞提醒 [00:12:42] 肖杰 [00:12:43] 大伙一听是这么回事儿 [00:12:45] 命水手赶紧撑船离开清江糊口 [00:12:51] 这事儿就算结束了 [00:12:54] 走了大半天船只靠岸 [00:12:57] 然后改成车辆 [00:13:00] 雇了多少辆车呀 [00:13:03] 把行李往兰香子应用植物搬运上去 [00:13:07] 骑马的骑马 [00:13:08] 坐车的坐车 [00:13:10] 赶奔南京水西门松棚英雄会 [00:13:15] 也就是南七北63 省总镖局 [00:13:20] 镖局的人听着信儿之后 [00:13:22] 列队迎接铁牌道人、诸葛山珍、红莲罗汉、壁坤长老、神叨酱、李刚、李四爷 [00:13:32] 率领伊利撒金钱胡景春东西南北四路大标头 [00:13:36] 各位镖师好几百号在门口等着 [00:13:42] 一直把众人接近镖局大厅 [00:13:46] 这回男的女的 [00:13:48] 老的少的可热闹 [00:13:49] 开先得安排住处娱乐天 [00:13:54] 一家人来了 [00:13:57] 因为房子还没好好 [00:13:59] 暂时住在总镖局 [00:14:03] 就住在东苑 [00:14:05] 肖杰父子来了镇三山呢 [00:14:08] 舍不得儿子 [00:14:10] 也想多住些天就住在西苑 [00:14:14] 好在总镖局房子也多 [00:14:17] 全安排好了 [00:14:19] 大家回前厅落座吃茶 [00:14:22] 诉说以往的经过 [00:14:25] 然后把消银龙、孟金龙全都叫过来给大家做了介绍 [00:14:32] 特别是孟金龙往这边瞅瞅往那边看看 [00:14:36] 哎 [00:14:36] 这 [00:14:36] 这多有意思啊 [00:14:38] 比我们家那热闹多了 [00:14:40] 哎呀 [00:14:40] 怎么这么多人呢 [00:14:42] 但是他离不开假名 [00:14:44] 俩人手拉手还形影不离 [00:14:47] 大伙儿一瞅什么人找什么人 [00:14:49] A [00:14:49] 还假名说什么梦金龙还非听不可 [00:14:55] 咱这么说吧 [00:14:56] 打折之后相安无事 [00:15:00] 过了两个多月 [00:15:02] 太平的日子 [00:15:04] 声音呢 [00:15:05] 抽出时间陪着弟兄长谈 [00:15:10] 然后再交给小弟兄 [00:15:14] 哎 [00:15:14] 这一阵儿人说话过得真是逍遥自在 [00:15:20] 到了三个月 [00:15:21] 头上是来了那位说哪那么多的事儿 [00:15:26] 废话没事儿 [00:15:27] 咱说书干嘛 [00:15:30] 那就得有事儿 [00:15:32] 这天早晨 [00:15:34] 圣婴陪着小姐娱乐天诸葛山珍、红莲罗汉、李刚陪着大伙儿长谈 [00:15:43] 正说着话的功夫就见报似的 [00:15:46] 从外边进来 [00:15:48] 呃回 [00:15:49] 三爷官面儿 [00:15:51] 来人啊 [00:15:54] 来人声音就一皱眉 [00:15:57] 因为往常她从来不跟观念打交道 [00:16:01] 为什么到了总镖局呢 [00:16:04] 是偷税漏税啦还是有人惹了祸啦 [00:16:10] 还没等圣经反应过来 [00:16:13] 就听外边人欢马栅脚步声响闯进来五六十号 [00:16:19] 官面儿的人呢 [00:16:20] 古往今来都惹不起 [00:16:25] 什么叫官面儿的吃官饭 [00:16:29] 理直气壮说话嘴也大 [00:16:33] 再看这伙人胸纠纠气昂昂 [00:16:37] 闯进大厅 [00:16:40] 为首的是个当官的一看宝石饼子 [00:16:45] 身上的服饰是个手背的装束 [00:16:50] 手背是个小 [00:16:51] 五官也挺神奇 [00:16:54] 挎着绿裤子弯刀 [00:16:57] 迈步走进大厅 [00:16:58] 直奔圣经耶 [00:17:02] 就是生姜吗 [00:17:05] 商鞅看着他 [00:17:06] 眼熟啊 [00:17:08] 后来想起来了 [00:17:09] 这人姓赵 [00:17:11] 是水西门的 [00:17:12] 照手背手背大人 [00:17:16] 圣婴赶紧躬身施礼 [00:17:18] 哦 [00:17:20] 原来是守备大人 [00:17:22] 老朽正是圣经 [00:17:25] 嗨 [00:17:26] 盛阳 [00:17:27] 真把你给堵上了 [00:17:29] 啊啊啊吧 [00:17:33] 给我锁起来 [00:17:36] 这就叫闭门家中坐 [00:17:39] 祸从天上来 [00:17:42] 招谁惹谁了 [00:17:44] 平白无故官府派人要把声音给锁上 [00:17:51] 啊 [00:17:51] 刚拆的过来 [00:17:52] 好几个拿着博索手扣子过来要锁胜英 [00:17:59] 金头虎 [00:18:00] 贾明 [00:18:01] 你看可不干了 [00:18:03] Ba ma 的脸 [00:18:04] 一扬草包 [00:18:05] 肚子一舔 [00:18:06] 把胳膊伸出来 [00:18:08] 你们干什么 [00:18:09] 我看你们哪个敢动 [00:18:11] 谁敢碰我三大爷 [00:18:15] 他这一发话 [00:18:17] 小弟兄逗急了黄三、太阳祥、欧阳德、于兰、肖银龙、孟金龙、红旗、李玉、凤凰、张七、小哥们儿刷一字排开 [00:18:32] 把声音保护在后面 [00:18:35] 孟金龙伸手 [00:18:38] 大家招手被衣服给抓住了 [00:18:40] 好小子 [00:18:42] 你敢碰我三大爷 [00:18:43] 我摔死你 [00:18:45] 二中 [00:18:47] 把这首被大人举过头顶 [00:18:51] 说摔掉下家伙 [00:18:54] 哎呀 [00:18:55] 大厅里一阵大乱 [00:18:58] 当差的各拉刀剑你们干什么 [00:19:01] 你们干什么 [00:19:02] 你们想聚不o 开骂 [00:19:05] 可气坏了声音 [00:19:08] 圣婴把桌子一拍 [00:19:10] 金龙快把人放下 [00:19:15] 听话 [00:19:16] 不然我可生气啦 [00:19:19] 二等快闪推一把 [00:19:23] 盛应凤儿在那儿摆着呢 [00:19:25] 说话就是命令 [00:19:27] 傻小子孟金龙一皱眉把这照手背轻轻的放下 [00:19:34] 我说 [00:19:34] 你捡了个便宜 [00:19:36] 不久把那黄的给你摔出来 [00:19:40] 再看这个照手背起身 [00:19:43] 汗都下来了 [00:19:44] 五官挪移 [00:19:45] 哎哎哎哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 [00:19:51] 烦啦烦啦 [00:19:53] 这这 [00:19:54] 哪是镖局啊 [00:19:56] 这这 [00:19:56] 赶上阎罗殿 [00:19:58] 我商鞅 [00:20:00] 你想造反 [00:20:01] 盛映躬身施礼 [00:20:03] 大人 [00:20:04] 恕我弟子们年轻无知 [00:20:07] 多有得罪 [00:20:08] 小老二 [00:20:09] 这厢赔礼了行行行行行 [00:20:13] 哎 [00:20:13] 我声音啊 [00:20:15] 上知下派迫不得已 [00:20:18] 有人让我抓你我就得抓你我吃的是这碗饭 [00:20:23] 至于为什么抓你我管不着 [00:20:27] 你有说理的地方 [00:20:28] 是不是呢 [00:20:30] 这个呢 [00:20:31] 你乐意跟我走 [00:20:32] 你就跟我走 [00:20:33] 如果你不乐意去好嘞 [00:20:35] 我转身就走 [00:20:37] 我去禀报上峰再采取对策 [00:20:40] 波波大人放心 [00:20:43] 我圣婴犯法的不做犯逮的不吃 [00:20:48] 我问心无愧 [00:20:49] 怕者何来到官府 [00:20:52] 我也不惧 [00:20:54] 我跟大人走一趟 [00:20:55] 也就是了 [00:20:56] 哎 [00:20:57] 这算你是明白人 [00:20:59] 不过商鞅 [00:21:01] 哎呀对不起 [00:21:02] 是不是呢 [00:21:03] 这是王法 [00:21:05] 现在得把你锁上点来所 [00:21:09] 有圣婴在那儿站着 [00:21:11] 小弟兄不敢伸手 [00:21:13] 眼睁睁瞅着花灯波所给套上 [00:21:18] 赵小贝 [00:21:19] 看了看各位啊 [00:21:20] 对不起啊啊 [00:21:24] 推推拥拥把声音给带走了孟金龙急的 [00:21:30] 哎呦 [00:21:30] 哎 [00:21:31] 气死我啦哈哈 [00:21:33] 哈气死我了 [00:21:34] 这这 [00:21:35] 这怎么办呢小小子你 [00:21:37] 你说怎么办 [00:21:38] 哎 [00:21:39] 别着急我我出主意啊 [00:21:41] 哎 [00:21:42] 小弟兄凑的一块儿在这想主意