Germs - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // Sometimes I really want to be alone 有时候我真想一个人独处 But that's one state I'm never in 然而我从未有过这种感觉 Because I know that I've got millions upon millions 因为我知道我身上有几百万的 Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin 微小的单细胞生物住在我皮肤上 Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding 微生物 我摩擦刷洗直到肉体发炎流血 Germs But they just come right back again 微生物 但它们还是卷土重来了 Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something 微生物 我也看不到它们 不过我知道它们有某种目的 Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been 别碰 你并不清楚它去过哪里 They're all over me 它们在我全身上下 They're inside of me 它们在我体内繁殖 Can't get 'em offa me 无法从我身上赶走它们 I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌 What do they want from me 它们想从我这得到什么 What'll they do to me 它们会对我做什么 There's no escape for me 我无法逃离 I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌 Now if I ever dare to go to sleep 要是现在我去睡觉的话 That's when they start their sneak attack 它们就开始进行隐蔽的攻势 In the morning I wake up in utter horror 早上我在极度恐惧中醒来 To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque 发现我牙齿上长满了菌斑 Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face 微生物 无法把那些寄生虫从我脸上赶走 Germs And there's more comin' every day 微生物 而且每天都会出现更多 Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body 微生物 我没说过它们会在我身上扎营 I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away 我倒希望它们能打好小包走人 They're all over me 它们在我全身上下 They're inside of me 它们在我体内繁殖 Can't get 'em offa me 无法从我身上赶走它们 I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌 What do they want from me 它们想从我这得到什么 What'll they do to me 它们会对我做什么 There's no escape for me 我无法逃离 I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌 They're creepin' around my shorts 微生物 它们在我短裤旁爬行 They're under the bathroom sink 它们在浴室水槽底下 They're ridin' inside my car 微生物 它们在我车里搭顺风 They're swimmin' in every drink 它们在每一杯饮料中畅游 They're hidin' between my toes 微生物 它们躲在我脚趾缝里 They're lurkin' in every kiss 它们潜伏在每一个吻中 I got 'em way up my nose 我发现它们高高在鼻子上 In every orafice 在每一个孔里 I'm gonna show them who's boss 微生物 我要让它们瞧瞧谁做主 I'm gonna get even yet 我总会做主的 Just gimme some Lysol spray 微生物 给我来些来苏儿喷剂 Just hand me a moist towelette 给我一张湿巾 Don't tell me I'm paranoid 微生物 别说我疑神疑鬼 I know that they're after me 我知道它们正为我而来 Look under the microscope 微生物 看看显微镜底下 See 它们在我全身上下 They're all over me 它们在我体内繁殖 They're inside of me 无法从我身上赶走它们 Can't get 'em offa me 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌 I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria 它们想从我这得到什么 What do they want from me 它们会对我做什么 What'll they do to me 我无法逃离 There's no escape for me 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌 I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria 它们在我全身上下 They're all over me 我感觉到它们在全身 I can feel 'em all over me