[00:00:00] Germs - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:11] // [00:00:11] Sometimes I really want to be alone [00:00:16] 有时候我真想一个人独处 [00:00:16] But that's one state I'm never in [00:00:22] 然而我从未有过这种感觉 [00:00:22] Because I know that I've got millions upon millions [00:00:26] 因为我知道我身上有几百万的 [00:00:26] Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin [00:00:32] 微小的单细胞生物住在我皮肤上 [00:00:32] Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding [00:00:37] 微生物 我摩擦刷洗直到肉体发炎流血 [00:00:37] Germs But they just come right back again [00:00:43] 微生物 但它们还是卷土重来了 [00:00:43] Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something [00:00:48] 微生物 我也看不到它们 不过我知道它们有某种目的 [00:00:48] Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been [00:00:53] 别碰 你并不清楚它去过哪里 [00:00:53] They're all over me [00:00:55] 它们在我全身上下 [00:00:55] They're inside of me [00:00:57] 它们在我体内繁殖 [00:00:57] Can't get 'em offa me [00:01:00] 无法从我身上赶走它们 [00:01:00] I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria [00:01:03] 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌 [00:01:03] What do they want from me [00:01:06] 它们想从我这得到什么 [00:01:06] What'll they do to me [00:01:08] 它们会对我做什么 [00:01:08] There's no escape for me [00:01:11] 我无法逃离 [00:01:11] I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria [00:01:15] 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌 [00:01:15] Now if I ever dare to go to sleep [00:01:20] 要是现在我去睡觉的话 [00:01:20] That's when they start their sneak attack [00:01:26] 它们就开始进行隐蔽的攻势 [00:01:26] In the morning I wake up in utter horror [00:01:30] 早上我在极度恐惧中醒来 [00:01:30] To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque [00:01:36] 发现我牙齿上长满了菌斑 [00:01:36] Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face [00:01:41] 微生物 无法把那些寄生虫从我脸上赶走 [00:01:41] Germs And there's more comin' every day [00:01:47] 微生物 而且每天都会出现更多 [00:01:47] Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body [00:01:52] 微生物 我没说过它们会在我身上扎营 [00:01:52] I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away [00:01:57] 我倒希望它们能打好小包走人 [00:01:57] They're all over me [00:01:59] 它们在我全身上下 [00:01:59] They're inside of me [00:02:02] 它们在我体内繁殖 [00:02:02] Can't get 'em offa me [00:02:04] 无法从我身上赶走它们 [00:02:04] I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria [00:02:07] 我身上长满了极其微小的细菌 [00:02:07] What do they want from me [00:02:10] 它们想从我这得到什么 [00:02:10] What'll they do to me [00:02:12] 它们会对我做什么 [00:02:12] There's no escape for me [00:02:15] 我无法逃离 [00:02:15] I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria [00:02:40] 我身上爬满了极其微小的细菌 [00:02:40] They're creepin' around my shorts [00:02:43] 微生物 它们在我短裤旁爬行 [00:02:43] They're under the bathroom sink [00:02:46] 它们在浴室水槽底下 [00:02:46] They're ridin' inside my car [00:02:48] 微生物 它们在我车里搭顺风 [00:02:48] They're swimmin' in every drink [00:02:51] 它们在每一杯饮料中畅游 [00:02:51] They're hidin' between my toes [00:02:54] 微生物 它们躲在我脚趾缝里 [00:02:54] They're lurkin' in every kiss [00:02:56] 它们潜伏在每一个吻中 [00:02:56] I got 'em way up my nose [00:02:59] 我发现它们高高在鼻子上 [00:02:59] In every orafice [00:03:02] 在每一个孔里 [00:03:02] I'm gonna show them who's boss [00:03:04] 微生物 我要让它们瞧瞧谁做主 [00:03:04] I'm gonna get even yet 404

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