[00:00:13] Tell it like it is [00:00:16] 像这样诉说它 [00:00:16] He gets up real early on his mornin drive [00:00:20] 他很早起来去开车 [00:00:20] Down to the office for his 9 to 5 [00:00:24] 开车去他工作的地方 [00:00:24] He drives a 94 2 ton economy car [00:00:28] 他开了一辆94年的经济车 [00:00:28] Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar [00:00:32] 喜欢在酒吧里说当地的乐团 [00:00:32] That he's The Critic [00:00:34] 在那他是评论家 [00:00:34] Yea I can hook you up I know everybody [00:00:39] 我可以吸引你 我知道 [00:00:39] In the business [00:00:40] 商业领域的每个人 [00:00:40] He flunked junior high band [00:00:42] 他放弃了初中的乐团 [00:00:42] He couldn't march in time [00:00:44] 他不能及时进入 [00:00:44] He tried to write a song once [00:00:47] 他曾经尝试着写歌 [00:00:47] He couldn't make it rhyme [00:00:48] 他弄不出旋律 [00:00:48] He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar [00:00:52] 他去吉他当铺找了两三根弦 [00:00:52] He just never quite had what it took to be a star [00:00:56] 他没有放弃成为明星的梦想 [00:00:56] So he's a critic [00:00:59] 所以他是评论家 [00:00:59] I work for the Gazette man I got a real job [00:01:05] 我在报社找了个工作 [00:01:05] He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard [00:01:09] 他做一个他没听过的5人组合乐团的栏目 [00:01:09] He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word [00:01:13] 他对无情的话语作出评论 [00:01:13] He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise [00:01:17] 他认为是时候要他的老板给他升职了 [00:01:17] His boss said I can't even tell [00:01:19] 他老板说 我都不知道 [00:01:19] If anybody's even readin your page [00:01:23] 是否所有人都读过你写的东西 [00:01:23] Yea [00:01:27] // [00:01:27] So he thought and he thought a little more [00:01:32] 所以他多想了一点 [00:01:32] He caught a young hot star headin into town [00:01:35] 他遇到了一个来城镇的年轻明星 [00:01:35] And then he hid behind his typewriter [00:01:38] 然后他隐藏他的打字机 [00:01:38] And gunned the boy down [00:01:40] 打死了这个男孩 [00:01:40] Here come the letters the e-mails [00:01:43] 收到了信 电子邮件 [00:01:43] The faxes they raised him to 20 000 dollars [00:01:47] 传真 他们给他募捐了20000美元 [00:01:47] After taxes [00:01:49] 还是税后的 [00:01:49] He's a happy critic [00:01:53] 他是快乐的评论家 [00:01:53] He's rollin in the dough [00:01:56] 他在揉面团 [00:01:56] Man I could do this forever [00:01:58] 我可以永远做这 [00:01:58] This is easy Everybody's readin my column [00:02:01] 太容易了 每个人都在读我的栏目 [00:02:01] Please don't tell my mom [00:02:04] 请不要告诉我的妈妈 [00:02:04] That I write the music column for the Gazette [00:02:07] 我在为报社写音乐栏目 [00:02:07] She still thinks I play piano down [00:02:10] 她认为我仍然在弹吉他 [00:02:10] At the Cathouse [00:02:13] 在城镇的妓院 [00:02:13] Let's get funky with this now boys Play it on out [00:02:19] 让我们跟上现在男孩的潮流 [00:02:19] Come on Shannon [00:02:24] 加油香农 [00:02:24] There's ole Biff jumpin in [00:02:28] ole Biff跳进来了 [00:02:28] is layin it down [00:02:31] 他在躺着 [00:02:31] Come on Shannon [00:02:36] 加油香农 [00:02:36] Aww yea my man Steve [00:02:44] 我的男人Steve [00:02:44] Man my fingers are gettin tired [00:02:45] 我的手指累了 [00:02:45] Y'all gonna have to hurry [00:02:47] 你必须快点 [00:02:47] This snappin thing wearin me out [00:02:54] 这种急躁的事情让我精疲力尽 [00:02:54] Hello Shannon [00:02:57] 嗨香农 [00:02:57] Guess he's on coffee break man [00:03:01] 想着他现在在喝咖啡 [00:03:01] They're gonna love you [00:03:05] 他们会爱上你 [00:03:05] Cause they already love me [00:03:09] 因为他们已经爱上了你 [00:03:09] Yea [00:03:10] // [00:03:10] It's the Critic 404

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