[00:00:00] One Time's Got No Case - Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:00:13] What you pullin' me over fo' mistuh offi-suh [00:00:15] I'll be askin' the questions Leroy [00:00:18] My name ain't Leroy man [00:00:20] Heh all right Jerome outta the car [00:00:23] Man why I gotta be Jerome man Why can't I be Tommy or Philbert or something [00:00:26] Just put your hands on the hood Muhammed [00:00:28] It's the man that you love to hate [00:00:30] Coming outta Washington state [00:00:33] Cops don't like my profile [00:00:35] Cause Mixalot kicks much style [00:00:37] So the man is on my trail [00:00:39] He wanna take Mix to jail [00:00:42] If he does I'll make the bail [00:00:44] Cause I know alot of rich females [00:00:45] I'm shakin' 'em just like this [00:00:49] Keepin' that Porsche in fifth [00:00:51] King County cops don't quit [00:00:53] Even when a young brothers legit [00:00:55] So they follow me wherever I go [00:00:57] I hear 'em on the radio [00:00:59] With a scanner that I bought from the sto' [00:01:02] Cause a brother like Mix gotta know [00:01:04] I'm checkin' them cops with radar [00:01:07] They don't believe I'm a rap star [00:01:08] That my brain is up to par [00:01:10] An I'm ready when they follow my car [00:01:13] I know they wanna spray me with mace [00:01:15] Cause my trunk keeps pumpin' much bass [00:01:17] But they best get outta my face [00:01:19] Cause one-times got no case give it to me [00:01:26] One-times got no case [00:01:30] The police think I'm movin' them keys [00:01:33] They trip cause I clock much D [00:01:35] They pull a gat an' they yell out "Freeze " [00:01:37] I'm whippin' out my I D [00:01:39] My gat sits under my seat [00:01:42] The cops throw me out in the street [00:01:44] They found my gun like thieves [00:01:46] Officer Friendly has got a new beat [00:01:48] So I show him my gun permit [00:01:50] I told him I roll legit [00:01:52] Give me a test to see if I'm drinkin' [00:01:55] They claim my breath was stinkin' [00:01:57] They had me walk on the line [00:01:59] I walked backwards stopped on a dime [00:02:02] My female just reclines [00:02:04] Cause she knows I know the time [00:02:06] I'm hip to the cop procedure [00:02:08] They get ya everytime they see ya [00:02:10] They stop ya they cuff ya [00:02:13] They roll ya an' they rough ya [00:02:15] They ask what I do for a livin' [00:02:17] Should this information be givin' [00:02:19] This is what keeps me driven [00:02:21] Some cops want a brother in prison [00:02:24] So I got me a few attorneys [00:02:26] Just in case a cop wanna burn me [00:02:28] They protect me from the state [00:02:30] Cause one-time's got no case break it on down [00:02:36] One-times got no case [00:02:38] A cop asks me "What's my name and don't lie" [00:02:43] And I'm askin' officer "Why [00:02:46] Why ya wanna mess with a brother like Mix [00:02:48] When you know I'm livin' legit " [00:02:50] The cop said "Don't get smart [00:02:53] I tear soul-brother apart" [00:02:55] I said "Well take off your gun if you wanna get done [00:02:57] An' I'll show you that I ain't the one" [00:03:00] The cop rolled up his fist [00:03:02] Puts the handcuffs on my wrists [00:03:04] Then he threw a straight jab and he missed [00:03:06] A female cop pulls up and she's pissed [00:03:08] But this cop had K-9 [00:03:10] A soul sister yes she's fine [00:03:13] I said "Won't ya help a brother outta bind " [00:03:15] But that badge was going to her mind [00:03:17] So she stuck a billy club in my back [00:03:19] She said "Don't think because you're black [00:03:21] That I won't beat you" crack "hit you with the gat" [00:03:24] Her partner starts to laugh [00:03:26] Oooh hit 'em again Hit 'em again [00:03:30] So they took me on down to the jail