[00:00:00] Dinah-Moe Humm - Rock Crusade [00:00:08] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:09] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:15] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:17] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:00:20] (Y'jes can't do it) [00:00:23] She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb [00:00:25] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:00:31] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:33] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) [00:00:39] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum [00:00:46] I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb [00:00:49] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:52] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:55] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:56] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:57] Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from [00:00:58] Done spent three hours [00:01:00] An' I ain't got a crumb [00:01:01] From the Dinah-Moe [00:01:02] Dinah-Moe [00:01:02] Dinah-Moe [00:01:03] From the Dinah-Moe Humm [00:01:08] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:09] But you ain't been to it [00:01:11] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:13] But you ain't been to it [00:01:16] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:18] But you ain't been to it [00:01:20] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:22] But you ain't been to it [00:01:23] 'Cause I can't get into it [00:01:25] Unless I get out of it [00:01:27] An' I gotta get out of it [00:01:29] Before I get into it [00:01:32] 'Cause I never get into it [00:01:33] Unless I get out of it [00:01:35] An' I gotta be out of it [00:01:36] To get myself into it [00:01:40] (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said ) [00:01:48] Just get me wasted [00:01:49] An' you're half-way there [00:01:51] 'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:53] Then my body don't care [00:01:55] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin [00:01:56] An' said my-my-my [00:01:59] What sort of thing [00:02:00] Might this lady get high upon [00:02:03] I checked out her sister [00:02:05] Who was holdin' the bet [00:02:06] An' wondered what kind of trip [00:02:08] The young lady was on [00:02:11] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more [00:02:14] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor [00:02:18] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet [00:02:22] But she could use a little ________ if I wasn't done yet I told her [00:02:27] Just because the sun [00:02:28] Want a place in the sky [00:02:31] No reason to assume [00:02:32] I wouldn't give her a try [00:02:34] So I pulled on her hair [00:02:37] Got her legs in the air [00:02:39] An' asked if she had any cooties on there [00:02:43] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me ) [00:02:46] She was buns-up kneelin' [00:02:48] BUNS UP [00:02:49] I was wheelin' an dealin' [00:02:52] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH [00:02:54] She surrended to the feelin' [00:02:57] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED [00:02:58] An' she started in to squealin' [00:03:02] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed [00:03:06] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red [00:03:10] Some drool rollin' down [00:03:11] From the edge of her chin [00:03:14] While she spied the condition [00:03:16] Her sister was in [00:03:18] She quivered 'n quaked [00:03:19] An' clutched at herself [00:03:21] While her sister made a joke [00:03:23] 'Bout her mental health [00:03:26] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally [00:03:28] Did give in [00:03:29] But I told her [00:03:30] All she really needed [00:03:31] Was some discipline [00:03:36] Kiss my aura [00:03:39] Dora [00:03:42] M-M-M [00:03:43] It's real angora [00:03:48] Would y'all like some more-a [00:03:52] Right here on the flora [00:03:54] An' how 'bout you Fauna [00:03:56] Y'wanna [00:04:10] MMM sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more [00:04:15] Well here's some more [00:04:28] MMM sure listen [00:04:28] D'you think I could interest you [00:04:31] In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers MMM tweezers [00:04:49] Here lemme sterilize 'em [00:04:51] Gimme your lighter