[00:00:00] 99 Problems (99个问题) (186 BPM) - Dance Workout 2015 [00:00:01] If you're having girl problems [00:00:02] I feel bad for you son [00:00:03] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:06] I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:00:09] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:00:11] Rap critics that say he's Money Cash Hoes [00:00:14] I'm from the hood stupid [00:00:15] What type of facts are those [00:00:16] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:00:19] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:00:21] I'm like F**k critics [00:00:22] You can kiss my whole asshole [00:00:24] If you don't like my lyrics [00:00:25] You can press fast forward [00:00:27] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:00:29] They don't play my hits [00:00:30] Well I don't give a sh*t so [00:00:32] Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:00:34] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads [00:00:38] I don't know what you take me as [00:00:39] Or understand the intelligence that Jay Z has [00:00:42] I'm from rags to riches I ain't dumb [00:00:44] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:00:50] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:52] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:00:55] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:00:58] The year is '94 in my trunk is raw [00:01:00] In my rearview mirror is the motherf**king law [00:01:03] Got two choices y'all pull over the car or [00:01:05] Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [00:01:08] And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake [00:01:10] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [00:01:13] So I pull over to the side of the road [00:01:15] I heard Son do you know why I'm stopping you for [00:01:18] 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [00:01:21] Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [00:01:23] Am I under arrest or should I guess some more [00:01:26] Well you was doing 55 in a 54 [00:01:29] License and registration and step out of the car [00:01:31] Are you carrying a weapon on you [00:01:32] I know a lot of you are [00:01:34] I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my paper's legit [00:01:36] Well do you mind [00:01:37] If I look around the car a little bit [00:01:39] Well my glove compartment is locked [00:01:40] So is the trunk in the back [00:01:41] And I know my rights [00:01:42] So you gon' need a warrant for that [00:01:44] Aren't you sharp as a tack [00:01:46] You some type of lawyer or something [00:01:47] Somebody important or something [00:01:49] Well I ain't passed the bar [00:01:50] But I know a little bit [00:01:52] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [00:01:54] Well we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come [00:01:56] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:02:02] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:04] If you're having girl problems [00:02:06] I feel bad for you son [00:02:07] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:02:12] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:15] If you're having girl problems [00:02:16] I feel bad for you son [00:02:17] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:20] Hit me [00:02:20] Now once upon a time not too long ago [00:02:22] A ni**a like myself had to strong-arm [00:02:25] This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy [00:02:27] But a p**sy having no Goddamn sense try and push me [00:02:31] I try to ignore him talk to the Lord [00:02:33] Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [00:02:36] You know the type loud as a motorbike [00:02:38] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [00:02:40] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' [00:02:43] And he and his boys gonna be yappin' to the Captain [00:02:46] And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again [00:02:48] Back through the system with the riff-raff again [00:02:51] Fiends on the floor scratchin' again [00:02:53] Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' 'em [00:02:56] D.A. try to give a ni**a shaft again [00:02:58] Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African [00:03:01] All because this fool was harassin' them [00:03:04] Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine