[00:00:02] Yeah [00:00:02] // [00:00:02] It's officially the biggest midget in the game [00:00:06] 这是官方游戏中最大的侏儒 [00:00:06] I dunno [00:00:23] 我不知道 [00:00:23] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:00:25] 爱我或者恨我 这还是个困惑 [00:00:25] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:00:27] 爱我或者恨我 那还是问题 [00:00:27] If you love me then thank you [00:00:30] 如果你爱我 那么谢谢你 [00:00:30] If you hate me then f**k you [00:00:32] 如果你恨我 那么去你的 [00:00:32] I'm fat I need a diet [00:00:42] 我很胖 我需要节食 [00:00:42] Na in fact I'm just too light and [00:00:43] 但是事实上我太轻了 [00:00:43] I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s [00:00:46] 我没有最大的胸部 [00:00:46] But I wrote all the best disses [00:00:48] 但是我写了最好的论文 [00:00:48] I got hairy armpits [00:00:50] 我毛发旺盛 [00:00:50] But I don't walk around like this [00:00:52] 但是我不会像这样四处走动 [00:00:52] I wear a big baggy T-shirt [00:00:54] 我穿着一件大的松松垮垮的T恤 [00:00:54] That hides that nasty sh*t [00:00:56] 那能隐藏我自己 [00:00:56] Ugh never had my nails done [00:00:58] 从来不剪指甲 [00:00:58] Bite them down until they're numb [00:00:59] 一直咬掉它们直到麻木 [00:00:59] I'm the one with a non-existent bum [00:01:02] 我是那种没有存在感的人 [00:01:02] I don't really give a UGH [00:01:04] 我并不在意 [00:01:04] I'm missing my shepherd's pie [00:01:06] 我在想念我的肉饼 [00:01:06] Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds [00:01:08] 像是一个难伺候的美女想着她的钻石 [00:01:08] I'm missing my Clipper lighters [00:01:10] 我在想念我的Clipper打火机 [00:01:10] Now bow down to your royal highness [00:01:12] 现在屈服于贵族脚下 [00:01:12] No I don't own a corgi [00:01:15] 我没有柯基犬 [00:01:15] I had a hampster [00:01:16] 我有一只仓鼠 [00:01:16] It died cos I ignored it [00:01:17] 它死了因为我忽略了它 [00:01:17] Go on then go on report me [00:01:20] 继续 报告给我 [00:01:20] I'm English try and deport me [00:01:21] 我是英国人 试着放逐我 [00:01:21] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:01:23] 爱我或者恨我 这还是个困惑 [00:01:23] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:01:24] 爱我或者恨我 那还是问题 [00:01:24] If you love me then thank you [00:01:26] 如果你爱我 那么谢谢你 [00:01:26] If you hate me then f**k you [00:01:37] 如果你恨我 那么去你的 [00:01:37] I'm a funky little monkey [00:01:38] 我是个小淘气 [00:01:38] With the tiniest ears [00:01:39] 有着微小的耳朵 [00:01:39] I don't like drinking fancy champi [00:01:41] 我不喜欢喝昂贵的香槟 [00:01:41] I stick with Heineken beers [00:01:43] 我坚持喝喜力啤酒 [00:01:43] Oops might burp in your face [00:01:46] 可能会对着你的脸打嗝 [00:01:46] A little unladylike what can I say [00:01:48] 有点不像淑女 我能说什么呢 [00:01:48] Well oh gosh I'm not posh me I wear odd socks [00:01:50] 天啊 我不是时髦的自己了 我穿着奇怪的袜子 [00:01:50] I do what I'm doing yeah [00:01:52] 我做自己的事情 [00:01:52] So everybody's entitled to opinions [00:01:53] 每个人都有权利发表自己的观点 [00:01:53] I open my mouth and sh*t I got millions [00:01:56] 我张开嘴说出一堆废话 [00:01:56] I'm the middle kid the riddle kid [00:01:57] 我是中间的孩子 我是谜一般的人 [00:01:57] I make you giggle til you're sick [00:01:59] 我让你傻笑 直到你觉得恶心 [00:01:59] My nose jiggles while I spit [00:02:01] 当我吐口水的时候我的鼻子动了一下 [00:02:01] Yeah I do have some stories [00:02:02] 我确实有一些故事 [00:02:02] And it's true I want all the glory [00:02:04] 那是真的 我想要所有的荣誉 [00:02:04] Go on then come on support me [00:02:07] 继续 来支持我 [00:02:07] I'm English try and deport me [00:02:08] 我是英国人 试着放逐我