[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:03] 长耳定光仙到西旗来找姜子牙算账来了 [00:00:07] 现在这位子牙丞相啊 [00:00:10] 还蒙在鼓里呢 [00:00:13] 根本就不知道这趟子事儿 [00:00:16] 怎么能把这未定光线给惊动了 [00:00:20] 那还得还得感谢这申公豹啊 [00:00:24] 这申公豹是可累啦 [00:00:27] 怎么可以了呢 [00:00:29] 他是不管三山五岳 [00:00:32] 哎 [00:00:33] 你事啊 [00:00:34] 成神的成仙的修仙的潦倒的天上飞的地下跑的河里浮在水里蹦的 [00:00:42] 哎 [00:00:43] 反正啊 [00:00:44] 你能有这么一点儿倒数第 [00:00:48] 他就到你跟前 [00:00:50] 去得吧 [00:00:50] 这么一番 [00:00:52] 说姜子牙要害你 [00:00:54] 你说这子牙招谁惹谁了 [00:00:58] 合着这生活 [00:00:59] 报纸到处搬弄是非 [00:01:02] 他还不是诚心敬意 [00:01:04] 去找这位长耳定光仙 [00:01:08] 他知道阿碧游宫有这么一个看门的大仙 [00:01:16] 但是不熟悉 [00:01:18] 没见过 [00:01:20] 是一个偶然机会相遇 [00:01:24] 哎 [00:01:24] 俩人怎么一见面儿啊 [00:01:26] 嗨 [00:01:27] 都被对方给吸引住了 [00:01:31] 神公豹是丑丁光纤这俩耳头 [00:01:34] 与众不同长耳定光 [00:01:36] 仙看申公豹 [00:01:38] 黑脸朝后长着 [00:01:41] 俩人坐那山坡那儿 [00:01:44] 就聊上了 [00:01:46] 申公豹啊 [00:01:48] 正言厉色的告诉他 [00:01:50] 我说丁光线 [00:01:52] 你还不知道呢吧 [00:01:55] 你还在这儿蹦蹦跳跳 [00:01:57] 说说笑笑 [00:01:59] 有人要把你熏喽 [00:02:02] 关心一听谁啊 [00:02:05] 那就是姜尚姜子牙 [00:02:08] 这人可不得了 [00:02:09] He 有个枝添 [00:02:11] 叶儿没个汁儿也来撒叶儿申公豹这块儿胡云把这进光线 [00:02:18] 是连气带吓 [00:02:21] 简直都有点糊涂了 [00:02:23] 我没招他 [00:02:24] 没惹他呀 [00:02:25] 他姜子牙当它的成像 [00:02:28] 我在这儿守我的宫门 [00:02:31] 她收拾我干嘛呀 [00:02:34] 收拾你干嘛 [00:02:36] 嗨申公豹 [00:02:39] 这话说的很明白 [00:02:41] 怎么明白姜子牙是干什么的你知道吗 [00:02:43] 他是打鱼的 [00:02:45] 大鱼的 [00:02:46] 整天在河边儿那儿坐着 [00:02:48] 那天要一凉露啊 [00:02:50] 河边儿小风这么一吹 [00:02:52] 他受不了 [00:02:53] 他就想把你这皮扒下来弄一坎肩儿 [00:02:57] 他穿上 [00:02:59] 然后呢 [00:03:00] 烫上一壶酒 [00:03:01] 哎 [00:03:02] 把您这肉啊 [00:03:03] 在河边那一考一熏 [00:03:06] 就把您给垫吧了 [00:03:09] 这D 光纤真信了 [00:03:11] 趁着师傅剁不到人 [00:03:13] 一打盹儿的功夫 [00:03:16] 他顺手 [00:03:18] 拿了一件宝贝 [00:03:20] 他就跑这儿来了 [00:03:23] 他没想到一道成长大营这儿会受到这样的接待 [00:03:30] 哎哟 [00:03:30] 大家对他都挺客气 [00:03:32] 其实顶光纤没明白 [00:03:34] 没明白什么呀 [00:03:36] 这玩意儿你分从哪儿来呀啊 [00:03:42] 你是从通天教主被刘工来呀 [00:03:46] 那谁敢惹得起呀 [00:03:49] 话又说回来 [00:03:50] 人所皆知 [00:03:52] 那是赫赫有名的三教主啊 [00:03:59] 所以人家跟定光纤挺客气 [00:04:02] 哎 [00:04:02] 一件打仗便这些天君 [00:04:06] 以及三霄娘娘是这个针灸那个布菜这长耳定光仙呐 [00:04:12] 出去在碧游宫那儿看看那个宫门 [00:04:16] 哎 [00:04:16] 帮着练练单 [00:04:19] 打扫打扫这个丹炉 [00:04:22] 哎 [00:04:23] 收拾收拾卫生干点儿小零碎活儿什么的 [00:04:26] 他也没有多大力气 [00:04:28] A 干力气活也干不了 [00:04:30] 没事儿 [00:04:31] 他就跳着钻钻 [00:04:32] 蹦蹦哒哒的呀 [00:04:33] 在碧游宫周围那儿转悠 [00:04:36] 哎 [00:04:36] 他还不敢拿 [00:04:37] 卯足了劲蹦 [00:04:40] 怎么回事儿呢 [00:04:42] 哎呀 [00:04:43] 长耳定光仙 [00:04:44] 那要真跳起来嘣的一下子 [00:04:48] 这一蹦啊 [00:04:50] 就比那个传说中内孙悟空 [00:04:53] 孙大圣啊 [00:04:55] 嘿 [00:04:56] 功夫一点儿也不次内一个跟头不是十万八千里吗 [00:05:01] 哎 [00:05:01] 长耳定光仙这一蹦啊 [00:05:04] 哎 [00:05:09] 他就这么一位 [00:05:11] 他今儿个是一时高兴 [00:05:13] 哎 [00:05:14] 离开了这个碧游宫 [00:05:16] 它蹦到后山来了 [00:05:18] 没想到在这块儿 [00:05:20] 那么物欲 [00:05:22] 也就是说 [00:05:22] 视角玉申公豹正好从此经过 [00:05:27] 二位聊了这么几句 [00:05:29] 沈公报明确告诉他了 [00:05:31] 反正我的话 [00:05:32] 你可以不信 [00:05:34] 你不信你就作吧 [00:05:36] 有朝一天 [00:05:37] 姜子牙要收拾你的时候 [00:05:40] 嗨 [00:05:41] 那你就别埋怨我了 [00:05:43] 啊 [00:05:44] 我反正把信给你带到了 [00:05:47] 你不信呐 [00:05:48] 就上西旗去问问 [00:05:50] 说完了 [00:05:52] 他走了X 铒钉 [00:05:54] 光线越想越憋屈 [00:05:57] 越想越难受 [00:05:58] 越想越生气 [00:06:01] 他穿着一件宝贝就跑 [00:06:02] 这儿来了 [00:06:05] 今天在家打仗 [00:06:07] 终点了这么几杯酒 [00:06:09] 借着点儿酒气儿 [00:06:12] 长耳定光仙 [00:06:13] 要去挣钱 [00:06:15] 考战 [00:06:18] 让云霄娘娘把他给拦下了 [00:06:21] 为什么呢 [00:06:22] 哎 [00:06:24] 小弟用不着你呀 [00:06:26] 你就先在这儿看看热闹吧 [00:06:30] 哎 [00:06:30] 你到这儿来呀 [00:06:32] 是作战也罢 [00:06:34] 帮忙也好看看热闹也行 [00:06:39] 你看看我这九曲黄河阵是怎么回事儿 [00:06:43] 再说了 [00:06:45] 你也得好好想想 [00:06:47] 你去跟姜子牙叫阵 [00:06:51] 但是姜子牙不一定见你 [00:06:54] 可是燃灯道人 [00:06:56] 还有咱两位顶门立户的大师兄都在这儿呢 [00:07:02] A 一位是大师 [00:07:05] 一位是南极老绍兴 [00:07:08] 哎哟 [00:07:11] ETJ 2 位呀 [00:07:12] 超儿的光线有点害怕什么 [00:07:16] 哎呀 [00:07:17] 感觉我的两位师伯都在这儿呢 [00:07:21] 你不知道那我哪知道觉 [00:07:24] 哎哟 [00:07:26] 那这事儿可不好办了 [00:07:28] 顶光纤 [00:07:29] 非常感谢云霄娘娘AJ 1 把他给阻拦住啊 [00:07:36] 这是向着他呀 [00:07:38] 这我要到了阵前 [00:07:40] 姜子牙不见我 [00:07:42] 那老寿星要来喽哇 [00:07:44] 我跟前一站问我 [00:07:45] 你干嘛来了 [00:07:48] 我怎么回答呀 [00:07:50] 即便我就把申公豹跟我说的这些话跟老寿星说说 [00:07:55] 他也不定信呢 [00:07:57] 要不信我要把他气火了 [00:07:59] 他拿着拐棍帮我怎么办呢 [00:08:01] 这打了我白打呀 [00:08:04] 打完了之后跟我师傅说一声 [00:08:06] 回去我师傅还得好好把我责罚一顿 [00:08:12] 越想越害怕 [00:08:13] 这也难怪 [00:08:14] 怎么这长耳定光仙一特点呢 [00:08:17] 它欢实归欢实 [00:08:19] 他胆儿小 [00:08:22] 云霄娘娘一看 [00:08:24] 呃 [00:08:24] 你先等一等 [00:08:26] 等我呀 [00:08:28] 会过两位师兄 [00:08:30] 然后再说 [00:08:32] 哎 [00:08:32] 现在 [00:08:34] 就我身边的这么一个 [00:08:37] 到有一个小师妹 [00:08:40] 菡芝仙子 [00:08:42] A [00:08:42] 用这个入木猪啊 [00:08:46] 就差一点 [00:08:48] 把老寿星给打伤 [00:08:50] 没伤着南极仙翁 [00:08:52] 但是呢 [00:08:53] 把它梅花鹿给伤了 [00:08:56] 这事儿不能算完 [00:08:57] 老寿星肯定啊 [00:08:59] 得来找咱们算账 [00:09:01] 然后再说 [00:09:03] 长耳定光仙一听 [00:09:05] 言之有理啊 [00:09:06] 这么着吧 [00:09:08] 呃 [00:09:09] 我不敢见两个师伯的面儿 [00:09:11] 那单书 [00:09:12] 但又一样 [00:09:13] 我可以案定 [00:09:16] 助助我一臂之力 [00:09:18] 列为只管放心 [00:09:20] 不管他是什么人 [00:09:23] 哎 [00:09:23] 只要是 [00:09:25] 看来破阵 [00:09:27] 他要祭出法宝 [00:09:28] 我就能把它宝贝给他捎过来 [00:09:34] 大伙听这话不由得一愣 [00:09:38] 呃 [00:09:38] 中为高纤 [00:09:41] 将信将疑的看着长耳定光见 [00:09:44] 怎么这口气可不小啊 [00:09:46] 哦 [00:09:47] 你能够把两位掌门师兄的法宝都能收回来 [00:09:51] 那当然a [00:09:54] 可有一样 [00:09:55] 诸位千万别说我在这儿还行不行啊 [00:09:59] 大伙儿一听 [00:10:00] 这都什么跟什么呀 [00:10:01] 怎么你害怕你别来呀 [00:10:04] 来了你怎么还还担惊受怕的 [00:10:08] 你怕人家知道你在这儿是怎么回事儿 [00:10:11] 嗨 [00:10:12] 这详情就甭细说了啊 [00:10:15] 呃 [00:10:15] 等一等吧 [00:10:16] 看看大师姐 [00:10:18] 这九曲黄河阵怎么样吧 [00:10:23] 这会儿拉着架子 [00:10:24] 等着南极老寿星和大法师来破阵 [00:10:28] 可能二位呢 [00:10:29] 在芦棚上打坐 [00:10:31] 嗨 [00:10:33] 根本没有啊 [00:10:35] 去会这个三霄娘娘的心思 [00:10:40] 好像也不打算破这个九曲黄河阵 [00:10:44] 这么说吧 [00:10:45] 这二位啊 [00:10:46] 是特别特别沉得住气 [00:10:51] 这个老寿星就够稳当的了 [00:10:55] 灵宝大法师 [00:10:56] 来了之后啊 [00:10:57] 好吗 [00:11:00] 比南极老寿星还沉稳 [00:11:03] 二位是一声不响 [00:11:06] 哎 [00:11:07] 就往芦篷上这么一做 [00:11:10] 哎哟 [00:11:11] 这下可把子牙成像以及他身旁的 [00:11:17] 那些个小兄弟们给急坏了 [00:11:22] 急得哪吒杨戬 [00:11:25] 那简直有点儿坐立不安 [00:11:28] 怎么回事儿 [00:11:30] 小哥儿几个犯合计啊 [00:11:32] 暗中偷偷的 [00:11:33] 也没少敌故 [00:11:35] 他们嘀咕什么 [00:11:36] 我说 [00:11:36] 咱这师伯不是说是奉教主之命 [00:11:42] 啊 [00:11:43] 前来祝咱们师叔姜子牙 [00:11:47] 破闻仲闻太师的吗 [00:11:49] 确切点说就是破J 9 区黄河镇来着 [00:11:54] 怎么没有一点事讨战进攻的意思呢 [00:11:59] 他就在这儿坐着 [00:12:01] 您这儿坐着能把这个黄河阵给破了吗啊 [00:12:07] 你这怎么办呢这 [00:12:09] 咱们是不是 [00:12:11] 来去催我一生 [00:12:14] 姜丞相知道子牙一听 [00:12:17] 当时就不高兴了 [00:12:20] 好大胆子啊 [00:12:22] 连我都不敢吹 [00:12:25] 你们感觉出意外 [00:12:27] 那还了得 [00:12:29] 哦 [00:12:30] 师叔那不催 [00:12:31] 咱们就看着两位师伯在这儿坐着 [00:12:36] 他们在这儿坐一天那到不要紧啊 [00:12:39] 可我们的老师在黄河镇里头就要受一天的罪呀 [00:12:45] 吃一天的苦啊 [00:12:47] 我们这当地子心里头能好过吗 [00:12:53] 小哥儿几个都快急哭了 [00:12:56] 子牙河长不着急呀 [00:12:59] 但有一样 [00:13:01] 怎么再怎么着急 [00:13:02] 他也不敢呐 [00:13:05] 呃 [00:13:05] 去催 [00:13:07] 哎 [00:13:07] 去提个醒去动问 [00:13:11] 您二位是不是朴朴镇呢还是择吉日破阵呢 [00:13:17] 那选个好日子是怎么打算的 [00:13:20] 不敢分 [00:13:23] 实际呀 [00:13:25] 子牙丞相 [00:13:26] 还有杨戬得着金枝、墓志、黄天华这些小兄弟们这个召集白活这个样子 [00:13:33] 两位掌门人都知道啦 [00:13:39] 南极老寿星看了看大法师 [00:13:44] 只见那老法师点了点头 [00:13:46] 那个意思老寿星要说什么 [00:13:49] 他已经知道了 [00:13:51] 好像是告诉南极仙翁 [00:13:53] 你可以向他们交代 [00:13:56] 老寿星把姜子牙叫过来 [00:13:59] 贤弟呀 [00:14:01] 呃 [00:14:02] 你是不是 [00:14:04] 挺着急啊 [00:14:06] 急于要破这黄河大阵 [00:14:09] 子牙这么一听 [00:14:11] 呃 [00:14:11] 不瞒兄长 [00:14:13] 小弟心里头啊 [00:14:15] 是有点着急 [00:14:17] 但是呢 [00:14:18] 呃 [00:14:18] 不敢呐 [00:14:19] 那催问我家兄长 [00:14:22] 不知您有没有破阵之意 [00:14:27] 哎呀 [00:14:29] 老寿星微微一笑啊 [00:14:32] 子雅 [00:14:34] 你要知道 [00:14:35] 我与大师兄做的 [00:14:37] 这会儿也很为难哪 [00:14:41] 我们是不忍对三消下手 [00:14:47] 我们总是希望三霄娘娘 [00:14:50] 能够顿悟 [00:14:53] 说他们能明白喽 [00:14:54] 警务楼啊 [00:14:56] 知道自己啊 [00:14:57] 做错了 [00:14:58] 不该这样 [00:14:59] 急忙折来给兄长赵洪明报仇 [00:15:04] 啊 [00:15:04] 在这块儿住闻太师公法稀奇 [00:15:08] 当他明白的时候 [00:15:10] 他就会卷起阵图 [00:15:13] 撤了这座大阵 [00:15:15] 哎呀 [00:15:17] 子牙听到这会儿暗自叫苦 [00:15:20] 怎么心里舒服 [00:15:22] 大师兄 [00:15:23] 您想得很好啊 [00:15:25] 您这是以慈善为本 [00:15:28] 方便为门呐 [00:15:30] 呃 [00:15:30] 但有一样 [00:15:31] 那怎么可能 [00:15:32] 呢三肖既然把这座大阵摆在这儿了 [00:15:37] 他就不会轻易把它撤掉 [00:15:41] 但是这些话自己不好出口 [00:15:44] 哎 [00:15:45] 老绍兴这两句话 [00:15:47] 使子牙也明白了 [00:15:49] 那么两位大师兄在这块儿 [00:15:53] 不忍对三霄娘娘下手 [00:15:57] 还真有点儿 [00:15:59] 当这个大师兄的样子 [00:16:02] 可您不下手 [00:16:03] 这个阵破不了 [00:16:05] 破不了闻太师 [00:16:06] 他就撤不了兵 [00:16:08] 这对我稀奇就是最大的威胁 [00:16:11] 尤其是所有的师兄都在镇里边儿棍折呢 [00:16:18] 子牙有好多话要说 [00:16:21] 他也不好往外讲 [00:16:24] 就是不住地点头啊 [00:16:26] 师兄 [00:16:27] 您说的对 [00:16:29] 哎 [00:16:29] 这样吧 [00:16:31] 你把杨戬他们给我叫来 [00:16:34] 遵命 [00:16:35] 子牙一看行 [00:16:37] 怎么可能啊 [00:16:39] 大师兄看出来这些小兄弟啊 [00:16:42] 哎 [00:16:42] 这急躁情绪 [00:16:45] 大概啊 [00:16:46] 要锻炼锻炼他们 [00:16:48] 让他们去淘淘阵破阵 [00:16:51] 你别看这九曲黄河阵这么凶这么厉害 [00:16:56] 你要真要让杨戬得摊破阵呢 [00:16:59] 他们真敢闯进去 [00:17:01] 好嘛 [00:17:03] 这叫 [00:17:04] 这叫不出击 [00:17:05] 就不怕虎啊 [00:17:07] 哎 [00:17:08] 这些为 [00:17:09] 可不管那个 [00:17:12] 所以子牙赶忙下来 [00:17:15] 把杨戬他们给叫过来 [00:17:17] 小兄弟们一个个往老寿星跟前一跪 [00:17:22] 听候吩咐 [00:17:25] 子牙已经嘱咐他们了啊 [00:17:28] 不管是 [00:17:30] 我家师兄说的对和错呃 [00:17:33] 集合卖 [00:17:34] 你们都不许啊阿强嘴 [00:17:38] 就是不许胡言乱语 [00:17:41] 只能听命 [00:17:43] 你看我什么样子 [00:17:44] 没有你们就很好的跟我学 [00:17:48] 这些危险我明白了什么我们都不言语不行吗 [00:17:54] 他老人家说什么是什么 [00:17:56] 好吧 [00:17:59] 这些为贵 [00:17:59] 这儿等候发纸呢 [00:18:02] 老寿星让他们平身 [00:18:05] 然后啊 [00:18:06] 把杨戬叫过来 [00:18:09] 这小兄弟里面数羊剪埃斯格劳 [00:18:14] 这个 [00:18:15] 而且呢 [00:18:16] 是这些小兄弟们 [00:18:19] 一个大师哥 [00:18:21] 啊 [00:18:21] 也比较啊 [00:18:22] 稳重 [00:18:24] 倒也比这些人也深 [00:18:28] 杨戬规规矩矩的网老寿星跟前一站 [00:18:32] 首先告诉他你啊 [00:18:35] 呃 [00:18:36] 想办法 [00:18:38] 探听探听这个黄河镇啊 [00:18:44] 你能不能把这个黄河阵的阵图 [00:18:49] 拿到芦篷上来 [00:18:52] 这是其一 [00:18:54] 其二呢 [00:18:55] 现在啊 [00:18:56] 这个呈堂大营之中 [00:18:59] 又来了能人了 [00:19:02] 来注文中 [00:19:04] 也是由阿申公豹蛊惑来的 [00:19:09] 你能不能 [00:19:11] 降服此人 [00:19:13] 啊 [00:19:16] 你们几个兄弟商议商议 [00:19:20] 看怎么去做吧 [00:19:22] 这几句话说完之后啊 [00:19:25] 老绍兴把眼睛一闭 [00:19:28] 又不言语了 [00:19:30] 嘿 [00:19:31] 杨戬怎么一听差点儿乐喽 [00:19:34] 怎么回事儿 [00:19:36] 合着这两位师伯来了 [00:19:40] 稳当当坐在j Lu 棚上 [00:19:43] 也没什么主意啊 [00:19:45] 哦 [00:19:46] 合着您二位破不了这阵呢 [00:19:50] 你看你看 [00:19:52] 说了归齐 [00:19:55] 这还得让我们兄弟去想主意de j 阵图研究怎么破 [00:20:01] 这黄河镇 [00:20:02] 哎哟 [00:20:03] 这真看得起我们兄弟啊 [00:20:07] 杨戬 [00:20:09] 先把这几句话 [00:20:12] 跟这个姜子牙回禀了一番 [00:20:15] 子牙一听 [00:20:16] 那你就按着我师兄说的去做吧 [00:20:20] 遵命 [00:20:22] 杨戬把小哥儿几个全都叫过来