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[00:00:00] 程咬金奉旨三请樊梨花
[00:00:06] 这种事儿非老城不可
[00:00:10] 旁人不管
[00:00:12] 能耐大与小
[00:00:14] 办不来
[00:00:17] 程咬金肩负重任
[00:00:20] 饱餐战饭
[00:00:22] 支臂带着亲兵向主公、元帅、众将告辞
[00:00:29] 起身赶奔寒江关
[00:00:33] 就这条路啊
[00:00:34] 程咬金走了好几趟了
[00:00:37] 一边走着
[00:00:38] 一边寻思
[00:00:40] 如果见着樊梨花怎么说
[00:00:44] 见着他娘的怎么讲
[00:00:48] 就像个演员背台词似的翻来覆去地想
[00:00:54] 后来把这个服务搞啊哎
[00:00:57] 也打得差不多了
[00:00:59] 路上无话
[00:01:00] 这天到了汉江关
[00:01:03] 进了城之后
[00:01:04] 先赶奔帅府
[00:01:07] 因为现在寒江关属于大唐朝管辖
[00:01:12] 陈琳
[00:01:12] 妇女在这儿镇守着
[00:01:16] 听说程咬金来了
[00:01:18] 列队迎接呀
[00:01:20] 就是说这个傻姑娘陈金定一见着程咬金就跑过来了
[00:01:26] 哎呀爷爷
[00:01:28] 我可想你了
[00:01:30] 你咋老也不来看我了啊
[00:01:33] 傻丫头
[00:01:35] 哪来的功夫
[00:01:37] 两军阵前
[00:01:39] 那那都忙死了
[00:01:41] 要不为特殊的事儿
[00:01:43] 我也难来一趟啊
[00:01:45] 你想爷爷
[00:01:47] 爷爷也想你呀
[00:01:48] 哎呀
[00:01:50] 我看你更胖了
[00:01:52] 你的肚子又大了一号
[00:01:56] 他爹过来了啊
[00:01:58] 没深没浅
[00:01:59] 没大没小的
[00:02:01] 还不退在一旁
[00:02:04] 陈林说完把老城让进平糖
[00:02:10] 然后就问程咬金
[00:02:12] 老千岁
[00:02:13] 您这回回来肯定有事儿
[00:02:16] 哎呀
[00:02:17] 难进哪
[00:02:21] 陈大帅啊
[00:02:22] 这次我来又来请樊小姐哦
[00:02:27] 请樊梨花可不是怎么的
[00:02:30] 为什么呢
[00:02:31] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿
[00:02:34] 陈林平吧一皱眉
[00:02:38] 哎呀
[00:02:38] 老千岁呀
[00:02:39] 自从樊小姐从两军阵前回来之后
[00:02:44] 连门都不出
[00:02:46] 据我所知啊
[00:02:48] 他们娘儿俩得了一场大病
[00:02:52] 娘儿俩对着吃药
[00:02:55] 躺了能有一个多月
[00:02:58] 听说要死要活的
[00:03:00] 后来啊
[00:03:01] 听说好了
[00:03:04] 我去看望了几次
[00:03:06] 人家连大门都不让进
[00:03:09] 把门的说
[00:03:10] 跟唐朝的人毫无往来
[00:03:14] 我把带去的东西又都拿回来了
[00:03:18] 根据这个情况来看
[00:03:20] 你要请樊丽华出面
[00:03:23] 难哪
[00:03:25] 谁说不是明知山有虎
[00:03:29] 偏向虎山行啊
[00:03:31] 明知是难
[00:03:33] 也得怎么办
[00:03:36] 这样吧
[00:03:37] 我在这儿歇会儿
[00:03:39] 马上就起身赶奔反腐
[00:03:45] 陈琳妇女在这盛情款待着
[00:03:48] 老成些了两个多时辰
[00:03:51] 一路之上
[00:03:52] 太疲倦了
[00:03:54] 打了个盹
[00:03:55] 恢复了精神
[00:03:57] 净面漱口
[00:03:59] 把胡子还拢了拢
[00:04:01] 换了套干净的衣服
[00:04:04] 让陈琳妇女陪着待了八彩种里赶奔反腐
[00:04:13] 曹亚军等到了人家门口儿
[00:04:16] 心里很不是滋味
[00:04:19] 但见府门关闭
[00:04:22] 大门外是冷冷清清
[00:04:25] 一点儿声息皆无
[00:04:28] 不知道的寻思空房子
[00:04:32] 这才叫门庭冷落呢
[00:04:35] 曹雅君心里很不是滋味
[00:04:38] 硬着头皮迈步上了台阶
[00:04:42] 叩打门环
[00:04:44] 打这角门
[00:04:46] 啪啪啪
[00:04:48] 啪啪啪
[00:04:49] 啊
[00:04:49] 这么好长一段时间
[00:04:53] 总算里面有了响动
[00:04:57] 就听一个苍老的声音啊
[00:05:01] 程咬金耳朵挺尖啊
[00:05:04] 又是那个老头儿反腐的总管
[00:05:07] 家人叫樊中啊
[00:05:10] 上回就跟他打交道了
[00:05:13] 程咬金把胸脯一把
[00:05:15] 我呀
[00:05:16] 你是哪位呀
[00:05:18] 嘿嘿
[00:05:19] 开开门儿你就知道了
[00:05:21] 请把门开开吧
[00:05:24] 费了挺半天劲
[00:05:26] J 主在里头把门插管儿拔开
[00:05:29] 欠了个门缝往外看看
[00:05:33] 你瞅程咬金
[00:05:36] 长咬金也认出来了
[00:05:38] 果然是总管家人
[00:05:40] 烦中俩人一照面儿
[00:05:43] 老陈刚一张嘴
[00:05:45] 人家咣当
[00:05:47] 把门就关上
[00:05:49] 不但关上
[00:05:50] 还给插上了
[00:05:51] 转身就走
[00:05:54] 程咬金有点着急
[00:05:56] 哎
[00:05:57] 老哥哥老哥哥休要关门呐
[00:06:01] 我求见夫人有主要的事情
[00:06:05] 请你把门户开开
[00:06:08] 老家人在院里就骂上了
[00:06:11] 你不是程咬金骂
[00:06:13] 哎姓程的
[00:06:15] 咱有什么冤仇
[00:06:17] 有什么仇恨
[00:06:19] 你三番五次跑这来捣乱
[00:06:23] 你这满嘴瞎话连篇
[00:06:26] 把我们姑娘骗得钱迪救了薛仁贵救了薛丁山
[00:06:32] 结果转回来什么赚回来一顿胖揍
[00:06:38] 我们姑娘回来病了一个多月
[00:06:40] 好像没死了
[00:06:42] 现在刚好点
[00:06:45] 你怎么又来了
[00:06:46] 你个丧门星
[00:06:48] 对不起
[00:06:50] J 们不能让您进
[00:06:54] 曹雅静在那儿听着这火三起三落
[00:06:59] 先说话
[00:07:00] 你是个什么人
[00:07:00] 这么跟我说话
[00:07:02] 我叫鲁国公
[00:07:04] 官居极品
[00:07:05] 跟皇上平起平坐
[00:07:08] 叫一个把门的老家人把我送个六门到底
[00:07:12] 嗯
[00:07:14] 程咬金哪受过这
[00:07:16] 真想一声令下
[00:07:19] 把这老头抓住
[00:07:20] 揍他一顿
[00:07:22] 但一想
[00:07:23] 不行啊
[00:07:24] 现在有求于人呢
[00:07:27] 不能因小失大
[00:07:30] 程咬金把这火往下压了又压
[00:07:33] 还得陪着笑脸儿在外头说
[00:07:36] 老哥
[00:07:38] 你骂的对不
[00:07:39] 骂的对呀
[00:07:40] 哎哎
[00:07:42] 你说什么我也不挑剔
[00:07:44] 不过我来
[00:07:46] 我有主要的事情烦扰你
[00:07:49] 通报一声
[00:07:51] 我要见老夫人
[00:07:53] 脏话可怎么说呀
[00:07:55] 如果你不给开门
[00:07:57] 要耽误了事儿
[00:07:59] 将来你可要担责任的啊
[00:08:02] 你真不开门
[00:08:03] 我可就要走了
[00:08:04] 嗯
[00:08:06] 繁中译琢磨
[00:08:08] 可能是有事儿
[00:08:10] 他身后还带着那么多人呢
[00:08:13] 要没重要的事儿
[00:08:14] 他哪能来
[00:08:17] 这玩意儿真耽误到我身上
[00:08:19] 我吃罪不起啊
[00:08:22] 我经常啊
[00:08:24] 你在门口等一会儿
[00:08:27] 我马上给你通报
[00:08:29] 我们老夫人见你不见
[00:08:31] 你可两说着a 多谢的劳神啦劳神啦啊
[00:08:36] 拜托拜托
[00:08:38] 老城等着
[00:08:40] 樊中到了正品
[00:08:43] He 是老夫人跟几个丫鬟婆子正在这闲谈
[00:08:50] 山中从外地进来老夫人
[00:08:54] 有客人
[00:08:55] 求解哦
[00:08:58] 咱们家哪来的客人谁呀
[00:09:00] 哼
[00:09:01] 又是那个程咬金
[00:09:03] 鲁国公啊
[00:09:04] 就那大胖子他又来了
[00:09:07] 还带着不少人
[00:09:09] 我没给他开门
[00:09:11] 我没让他进来
[00:09:12] 他口口声声说有主要的事情
[00:09:14] 见说要不让他进来
[00:09:17] 耽误了事儿让我负责
[00:09:19] 您看见还是不见
[00:09:22] 谁程咬金嗨
[00:09:25] 我正要找他算账
[00:09:29] 这个老东西
[00:09:31] 信口胡言把我女儿骗到两军阵前
[00:09:36] 白使唤了一回
[00:09:38] 还挨了一顿揍啊
[00:09:40] 我老烦你的人怎么这么窝囊啊
[00:09:45] 我一口气没来
[00:09:46] 好悬没病死了啊
[00:09:49] 有道是
[00:09:49] 要解心头恨
[00:09:51] 拔剑斩仇人
[00:09:54] 我一定要见见他
[00:09:55] 我要问问他究竟怎么回事儿
[00:09:59] 难道说上回骗我没骗够
[00:10:01] 又来骗我们娘们不成
[00:10:05] 来人哪
[00:10:07] 告诉樊勇
[00:10:08] 樊强准备打手
[00:10:11] 准备棍棒、鞭子、绳子A 12
[00:10:16] 呢
[00:10:17] 反腐里头使唤人不少
[00:10:20] 上上下下好几十口子
[00:10:23] 把那个男的凑了十二三个
[00:10:27] 都是年轻的棒小伙子
[00:10:29] 拎着棒子、鞭子、绳子
[00:10:32] 在两旁次后何时
[00:10:35] 夫人气的直哆嗦
[00:10:37] 你们听着
[00:10:39] 看我的眼色行事
[00:10:41] 如果我叫你们揍你们就揍
[00:10:44] 叫你们绑就给我绑啥事儿
[00:10:47] 夫人您放心吧
[00:10:49] 樊中啊
[00:10:50] 去开门
[00:10:52] 告诉程咬金报门而入
[00:10:56] 懂骂我明白
[00:10:59] 里边儿准备好了
[00:11:01] 樊宗到了这儿
[00:11:02] 哐当把门开开
[00:11:04] 把程咬金吓一跳
[00:11:05] 嘿嘿
[00:11:07] 老哥哥老夫人怎么说老夫人恭候你多时了
[00:11:15] 听说您了来了
[00:11:16] 非常高兴
[00:11:18] 愿意传下话来
[00:11:20] 叫你抱门而入
[00:11:24] 澳门如何花
[00:11:27] 拿我当什么了
[00:11:29] 莫非老夫人要升堂
[00:11:31] 我成了罪犯了
[00:11:33] 又可气又可笑
[00:11:36] 但又一想请人家来
[00:11:39] 多说拜年的话
[00:11:41] 少始性子
[00:11:44] 这没有办法
[00:11:45] 人在矮檐下
[00:11:47] 怎敢不低头
[00:11:49] 老程厚着脸皮点了点头
[00:11:52] 约
[00:11:52] 好好好好好
[00:11:53] 来呀
[00:11:54] 把礼物抬起来
[00:11:55] 嗯
[00:11:57] 有几个年轻的军兵抬着礼物
[00:12:00] 刚往里边一走
[00:12:01] 让凡中给拦住了吗
[00:12:03] 不不不
[00:12:05] 老夫人交代的清楚
[00:12:07] 让老千岁一个人报门而入
[00:12:09] 其他的人严禁入内
[00:12:13] 礼物不能收na na na
[00:12:16] 我说哥哥
[00:12:17] 你怎么这么固执
[00:12:18] 这里又不是送给你的
[00:12:21] 这是送给樊小姐和老夫人
[00:12:24] 大老远的
[00:12:25] 我带来了
[00:12:26] 怎么能不说不不行
[00:12:29] 夫人交代的清楚
[00:12:30] 无论如何也不能收
[00:12:32] 我告诉你啊
[00:12:33] 你别耍二皮脸
[00:12:34] 你就抬起来
[00:12:35] 也得给你扔出去
[00:12:37] 你何苦讨无趣
[00:12:40] 程咬金也了我老哥
[00:12:42] 话不能这么说
[00:12:44] 你忘了有这句话了
[00:12:47] 官儿不打送礼的
[00:12:49] 狗不咬**的
[00:12:51] 对对对不对呢
[00:12:53] 我送来礼物有什么不适的事吗
[00:12:57] 再者一说
[00:12:58] 这不是我的礼物
[00:12:59] 这是大唐皇帝的礼物
[00:13:02] 大元帅薛仁贵的礼物
[00:13:06] 你说你横拦竖挡
[00:13:07] 你这是何苦
[00:13:09] 咱这么办
[00:13:09] 先搭到院里去
[00:13:11] 比如说老夫人拒绝接受
[00:13:13] 那我再抬走不就得了吗
[00:13:17] 我说
[00:13:17] 你拦着算怎么回事儿
[00:13:20] 繁中译平也是这么个理儿
[00:13:23] 那好吧
[00:13:24] 那你别
[00:13:25] 别拿屋去
[00:13:26] 就就放院儿里头
[00:13:27] 等老夫人令下
[00:13:28] 哎呀行行行
[00:13:30] 把东西打到院儿里了
[00:13:32] 军事东西放下
[00:13:34] 转身都出去了
[00:13:35] 就是老城一个人那
[00:13:38] 整理一罐
[00:13:40] 迈步往里走走
[00:13:42] 一步报个名
[00:13:46] 程咬金告进
[00:13:49] 迈一步
[00:13:51] 程咬金靠近
[00:13:54] 嘿嘿
[00:13:56] 老城心里这个窝囊
[00:13:57] 我
[00:13:58] 我得罪谁了我呀
[00:13:59] 我犯得上为了老薛家
[00:14:02] 老樊去
[00:14:03] 我腿都跑细了
[00:14:04] 嘴都磨破了
[00:14:07] 如今受这窝囊气
[00:14:09] 哎
[00:14:10] 我是天字第一号D 蠢货呀
[00:14:14] 可没有办法呀
[00:14:16] 报了30 多个名字
[00:14:18] 这才走进大厅
[00:14:21] 把个程咬金累的是口干舌燥
[00:14:24] 嗓子好像没喊哑了
[00:14:26] 等进了大厅
[00:14:27] 程咬金一看就是一愣
[00:14:30] 哎呀
[00:14:30] 一瞅上边儿的使女
[00:14:32] 丫鬟婆子一个个鼓着腮帮
[00:14:35] 瞪着眼睛叉着腰往两廊下一看
[00:14:39] 站着十多个彪形大汉
[00:14:41] 虎着脸
[00:14:43] 拎着鞭子
[00:14:45] 棒子拿着绳子
[00:14:47] 这程咬金干嘛要给我来个下马威
[00:14:51] 还想收拾收拾我们
[00:14:52] 嗨嗨嗨
[00:14:55] 真行啊
[00:14:57] 怕程咬金倒是不怕
[00:15:00] 就觉着这玩意儿受了挺大的侮辱啊
[00:15:04] 但没有办法呀
[00:15:06] 硬着头皮老城进了屋
[00:15:10] 厚着脸皮义工扫地啊夫人
[00:15:14] 哈哈哈
[00:15:18] 夫人一向可好
[00:15:21] 程咬金有理了哦
[00:15:25] 樊梨花的娘
[00:15:27] 何时老太太
[00:15:29] 在那端
[00:15:30] Ran er 做联动也没比大声
[00:15:34] 都没切
[00:15:34] 哼也没哼哈
[00:15:36] 也没哈
[00:15:37] 咬着牙
[00:15:38] 瞪着眼睛盯着程咬金
[00:15:40] 老程使了个90 度鞠躬礼
[00:15:44] 还撅着个屁股
[00:15:46] 弯着个腰
[00:15:46] 挺大个
[00:15:47] 肚子那儿受得了
[00:15:49] 夫人不说客气话
[00:15:51] 也不是说让他别行礼了
[00:15:54] 把老陈给蹲那儿喝茶叶
[00:15:56] 金连气儿都喘不上来了
[00:15:58] 心说老这么觉着谁受得了
[00:16:01] 哎
[00:16:01] 自己告诉自己起来吧
[00:16:03] 老程厚着脸皮站直了身子
[00:16:06] 哈哈哈哈
[00:16:08] 不然
[00:16:08] 那咱都不是外人儿了
[00:16:11] 来来来来
[00:16:11] 快给我老头子搬个座儿来
[00:16:14] 没人嘞她
[00:16:16] 也没人给她搬座位
[00:16:18] 程咬金这脸皮就这么厚
[00:16:21] 没人给我搬
[00:16:22] 我自己搬
[00:16:24] 哎
[00:16:24] 就这么地拉了把凳子坐到侧坐
[00:16:29] 夫人还不说话
[00:16:31] 观察他的一举一动
[00:16:34] 老城做起来可尴尬劲儿
[00:16:36] 就甭提了手脚没地方搁
[00:16:42] 不然那身体还好吗
[00:16:45] 就在这时
[00:16:47] 合适老太太无名大火状的顶梁门
[00:16:51] 嗷的一嗓子
[00:16:53] 把老城吓得一蹦
[00:16:54] 好像没坐地上
[00:16:57] 听说这夫人怎么发神经的
[00:16:59] 疯了不成
[00:17:00] 赵云就站起来了
[00:17:01] 呃
[00:17:02] 夫人
[00:17:03] 您怎么了
[00:17:04] 有话慢慢说
[00:17:06] 程咬金
[00:17:08] 我长脚劲
[00:17:10] 我找你不着
[00:17:12] 抓你不见
[00:17:15] 你主动送上门来了
[00:17:18] 我且问你
[00:17:19] 咱们两家和仇和恨我们哪一点得罪了你成妖精
[00:17:26] 你为什么瞎话连篇
[00:17:29] 把我女儿骗到两军阵前
[00:17:32] 巧使唤我们丫头
[00:17:34] 让我们丫头去卖命
[00:17:37] 去救薛仁贵
[00:17:39] 去就薛丁山
[00:17:41] 结果把他们两条命救活了
[00:17:43] 怎么样
[00:17:44] 翻回头来挨了一顿胖揍
[00:17:48] 眼睛好像没打瞎了
[00:17:50] 鼻梁子好像没打他了
[00:17:53] 我们那是人呢
[00:17:55] 何况是个女孩儿
[00:17:57] 当着那么多人的面儿
[00:17:59] 你叫他怎么活
[00:18:02] 我们劳烦你的命
[00:18:04] 太苦了
[00:18:05] 程咬金的都是叫你坑的
[00:18:09] 叫你害得我跟你挖不了啊我
[00:18:14] 老太太也忘了自己的身份
[00:18:17] 站起来
[00:18:18] 一把把程咬金连胡子的前面的衣服给抓住了
[00:18:22] 连熬再状头啊
[00:18:25] 长眼睛一点都没生气
[00:18:27] 老城好像没哭了
[00:18:30] 谁家当娘的不疼姑娘
[00:18:33] 人家说的不是歪理儿
[00:18:35] 句句事实啊
[00:18:38] 的确太窝囊
[00:18:40] 这个人办事情翻手心看手背啊
[00:18:44] 如果轮到自己身上
[00:18:46] 得什么样
[00:18:47] 比这老夫人还得过分呢
[00:18:50] 潮音想
[00:18:51] 打吧
[00:18:52] 抓吧
[00:18:53] 你随便
[00:18:55] 我老头子也豁出去了
[00:18:57] 老程连躲也没躲
[00:18:59] 这夫人能锤得动他吗
[00:19:02] 你别看程咬金八十来岁了
[00:19:04] 体格健壮呢
[00:19:07] 肌肉都登硬
[00:19:09] 夫人连撞头在哭
[00:19:11] 在闹嘴里头骂着
[00:19:13] 数落着这些事儿
[00:19:15] 前前后后数了能有半个小时
[00:19:19] 最后眼泪也没了
[00:19:21] 口干舌燥
[00:19:22] 四肢无力
[00:19:24] 甭劝
[00:19:25] 这夫人也不打了
[00:19:28] 这丫鬟脖子这才过来
[00:19:29] 把老夫人搀扶着坐到座位上
[00:19:33] 老夫人无知哭啊
[00:19:36] 长你也不说话
[00:19:37] 等他过了劲再说吧
[00:19:39] 又过了好半天
[00:19:42] 夫人也不哭了
[00:19:44] 程咬金你开心了
[00:19:45] 该我说话了
[00:19:46] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:19:49] 老夫人打够没
[00:19:51] 打够没不出气
[00:19:54] 你接茬儿打是不是
[00:19:56] 我把这衣裳脱了
[00:19:58] 隔着衣服打折他
[00:19:59] 他不解渴啊
[00:20:01] 如果您打不动
[00:20:03] 我看你都给我准备好了
[00:20:05] 那不有年轻的小伙子吗
[00:20:07] 你叫他们伸手啊
[00:20:09] 今天随便打多攒
[00:20:11] 您出了气了
[00:20:13] 多攒攒三完事儿我来了
[00:20:16] 我就是向您赔礼来的
[00:20:19] 夫人
[00:20:20] 传话吧
[00:20:21] 就打吧
[00:20:23] 这事儿就这么回事儿
[00:20:25] 你看程咬金这么一说呀
[00:20:27] 那夫人还没词儿了
[00:20:30] 那火还消息一半儿去
[00:20:32] 怎么能忍心叫手下人揍程咬金
[00:20:36] 老城胡子都白了
[00:20:37] 孙男弟女一大帮呢
[00:20:40] 身份在那摆着呢
[00:20:43] 夫人也有点悔意
[00:20:45] 认为自己这么做是不是有点过分
[00:20:49] 所以没挨成员
[00:20:50] 应该有门儿a 不能打我了
[00:20:54] 老城街查数夫人呢
[00:20:56] 骂够没
[00:20:58] 舍不得打我也行
[00:21:00] 可能怜悯我老头子这把老骨头
[00:21:03] 我万分感激啊
[00:21:05] 那你得骂呀
[00:21:07] 你把心里的话都说出来
[00:21:08] 说出来痛快
[00:21:10] 骂我什么都行
[00:21:13] 你怎么出气
[00:21:14] 你怎么来我去
[00:21:18] 我全骂完了
[00:21:20] 没词儿了
[00:21:20] 闹半天
[00:21:24] 夫人呢
[00:21:25] 你要骂完了你就喘
[00:21:27] 喘气儿容我伸诉肺腑
[00:21:31] 哼
[00:21:32] 我是说瞎话了
[00:21:34] 我编了许多瞎话
[00:21:36] 但夫人你是最明白的人呢
[00:21:40] 这个说瞎话有两种人
[00:21:42] 一种人说瞎话
[00:21:44] 是坑拐骗
[00:21:47] 损人利己
[00:21:50] 千方百计为达到自己卑鄙的目的说瞎话
[00:21:55] 骗人
[00:21:56] 这是一种谎言
[00:21:58] 还有一种人说瞎话
[00:22:00] 是为成全好事
[00:22:02] 不得已不这样
[00:22:04] 我就属于第二组夫人
[00:22:07] 你们老樊家跟老薛家接亲
[00:22:11] 有我姓程的什么事儿
[00:22:13] 诗里有我干里有
[00:22:16] 你们I 成亲就成亲爱翻脸就翻脸
[00:22:21] 我吃的是国家的奉鲁
[00:22:22] 跟我毫无关系
[00:22:24] 可我跑前跑后
[00:22:26] 为的是什么
[00:22:27] 我觉着樊小姐跟丁山郎才女貌
[00:22:32] 天生的一对
[00:22:33] 我老头子掏心窝子说句实话
[00:22:37] 我希望玉成此事
[00:22:40] 看着他们夫妻和和美美
[00:22:42] 看着老夫人民欢天喜地
[00:22:45] 我高兴啊
[00:22:47] 我没有办法
[00:22:48] 我才变得瞎话
[00:22:50] 我以为薛丁山这小子肯定跟我编的呢
[00:22:55] 话差不多少
[00:22:56] 我认为他真后悔了
[00:22:58] 我编的也是有道理的
[00:23:01] 哪知道这小子他不是个人呢
[00:23:04] 他是头驴呀
[00:23:07] 樊小姐好不容易把他救活了
[00:23:10] 他二话不说
[00:23:11] 论拳就打
[00:23:12] 完全出乎我老头子意料之外
[00:23:16] 你说薛丁山这小子他是个人吗
[00:23:19] 他够凉皮儿骂富人
[00:23:21] 你恨他
[00:23:22] 我比你还恨我
[00:23:25] 我说他点什么好呢
[00:23:28] 我恨不能抓过来啃他一口
[00:23:30] 我都不减
[00:23:32] 夫人啊
[00:23:34] 归期还是一句话
[00:23:36] 我受点委屈没啥
[00:23:39] 你们两头都说我不好也行
[00:23:42] 只要丁山和梨花能破镜重圆
[00:23:47] 言归于好
[00:23:48] 就是我死在九泉之下
[00:23:51] 我也闭了眼睛了
[00:23:53] 夫人呢
[00:23:55] 那么你拍着良心想一想
[00:23:57] 我程咬金是给你们亏吃了吗
[00:24:00] 是给你们当上了吗
[00:24:02] 我究竟是为了个啥
[00:24:05] 夫人
[00:24:05] 你仔细想想
[00:24:07] 哎哟
[00:24:08] 这程咬金呢
[00:24:08] 你看挺厚嘴唇吧
[00:24:10] 还挺能白话
[00:24:12] 说得条条是道
[00:24:13] 哇哇哇哇哇哇
[00:24:14] 这番黎讲
[00:24:16] 老夫人后悔了
[00:24:18] 新说话
[00:24:19] 是啊
[00:24:20] 程老千岁说的是至理名言
[00:24:24] 市里头有人家干
[00:24:26] 里头有人家
[00:24:27] 人家图个啥呀
[00:24:30] 坏就坏到薛丁山这小子身上
[00:24:33] 跟程老千岁没有关系
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