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稍有一点委办大宋朝条例之处 [00:08:00] A 他就冒出来告辞 [00:08:02] 这还了得 [00:08:03] 没人惯你这臭脾气啊 [00:08:07] 请总兵大人带兵捉拿梁山贼寇戴宗 [00:08:16] 就这样 [00:08:16] 总兵带领500人斩笨丈人峰 [00:08:20] 捉拿岱宗 [00:08:22] 岱宗武功虽好 [00:08:24] 能得有大 [00:08:26] 但是下铺人太多了 [00:08:29] 就那样500人也没把老婆抓住 [00:08:32] 后来用崩腿绳12 道绷腿生爸爸妈妈一起 [00:08:38] 戴总一时不振 [00:08:41] 被绊倒了 [00:08:42] 被生擒活拿就怕代宗跑了 [00:08:46] 双三口单三扣 [00:08:48] 像捆粽子一样把戴宗给捆上了 [00:08:53] 然后 [00:08:54] 把他抬到智慧啊 [00:08:58] 尸骨升堂审讯 [00:09:00] 哪知道戴宗被擒被木子侵害的 [00:09:04] 木子青 [00:09:05] 怎么看 [00:09:06] 原来木子燕木子青被带东西了 [00:09:09] 之后赶紧跑到家里 [00:09:12] 偷偷把父亲叫在一旁 [00:09:14] 告诉他爹是怎么怎么回事情 [00:09:17] 太玄了 [00:09:18] 要不是个老头 [00:09:19] 就我们俩 [00:09:20] 我们两个准备落在那个花花姑子手里 [00:09:25] 眼睛已经吓坏了 [00:09:26] 哎呀 [00:09:27] 孩子以后不许你们出去啊 [00:09:31] 呃 [00:09:32] 尤其是 [00:09:34] 想不清你不许出屋 [00:09:38] 不 [00:09:38] 我知道啦 [00:09:39] 回去吧 [00:09:40] A [00:09:41] 木子青回到自己的小屋里坐那块儿越琢磨越不是滋味吧 [00:09:48] 那个老头儿把我们救了 [00:09:51] 能不能出事儿 [00:09:53] 再说我跟我师傅学了这么多年武功 [00:09:57] 我还一回也没试过 [00:10:00] 父亲不让我没事儿拿着兵器遮挡 [00:10:04] 今天呢 [00:10:05] 哼 [00:10:06] 被折磨经我跑去看看那老头儿 [00:10:09] 是谁能不能有危险 [00:10:12] 就这样 [00:10:13] 这姑娘震撼兆头暗藏 [00:10:17] 利镇背着父母偷偷出来 [00:10:21] 很快来到了泰安的衙门前 [00:10:25] 特别强 [00:10:26] 正式把戴嵩抓住之后往大唐加进 [00:10:32] 姑娘这么一看 [00:10:33] 哟喂 [00:10:35] 这老头果然受年龄是谁呢 [00:10:39] 这可怎么办 [00:10:40] 哎呀 [00:10:41] 我怎么救他呢 [00:10:42] A 灵机一动 [00:10:44] 计上心来 [00:10:47] 也是年轻啊 [00:10:49] 幼稚胆也太大了 [00:10:52] 他转身往衙门后面转过去 [00:10:56] 呀 [00:10:56] 官府的衙门前边儿 [00:10:58] 办公是大堂 [00:11:01] 中间有二到院子 [00:11:03] 穿到院门 [00:11:05] 后院儿呢 [00:11:06] 就是关底 [00:11:08] 那现在说加住宅加主要只出土呢 [00:11:14] 不一定走大堂 [00:11:16] 从后门走呀 [00:11:17] 活菩萨 [00:11:18] 长短不骂 [00:11:19] 都从后门走 [00:11:21] 你要是卸任了 [00:11:22] 该搬家了 [00:11:23] 人走家搬 [00:11:25] 心只不上任 [00:11:27] 带到这儿哭 [00:11:29] 小姑娘绕到后门往门口一站 [00:11:33] 就在里边儿 [00:11:35] 出了个老婆子 [00:11:36] 干嘛呀 [00:11:37] 去洗衣服的 [00:11:39] 老妈妈你好 [00:11:41] 请问这是谁家呀 [00:11:44] You [00:11:46] 哎呀 [00:11:47] 这么俊的小姐 [00:11:50] 你怎么自己出来了 [00:11:51] 这你不认识啊 [00:11:53] 是不是知府加码 [00:11:55] 知府姓左 [00:11:57] 哦 [00:11:58] 他家是有一个公子吗 [00:12:02] 对啊 [00:12:03] 我只服秀个独生子 [00:12:06] 叫左思 [00:12:08] 嗨 [00:12:09] 那可是娇生惯养 [00:12:11] 你认识他吗 [00:12:13] 嗯 [00:12:15] 左公子叫我在这儿等他 [00:12:18] 你给他送个信儿 [00:12:20] 就说我来了 [00:12:23] U 姑娘啊 [00:12:25] 男女有别 [00:12:26] 授受不清那个左思 [00:12:28] 我可告诉你呀 [00:12:30] 见着女孩儿啊 [00:12:31] 它就可能走不动道了 [00:12:33] 我知道 [00:12:34] 那你叫什么 [00:12:36] 你就说刚才呀 [00:12:38] 上深州庙烧香的那个人就行了 [00:12:44] AA [00:12:45] 好 [00:12:46] 老妈信的话 [00:12:48] 这样涨得千0 百怪一趟 [00:12:54] 就看那么纯 [00:12:55] 但有一样不是好孩子 [00:12:57] 送信儿吧 [00:12:58] 好往前边儿去 [00:13:01] 奔书房告诉梳头说门口来了一个小姐 [00:13:05] 岁数不大 [00:13:06] 顺神州庙烧香 [00:13:08] 那个要见你 [00:13:09] 左思正在屋子里嘬牙花子到老虎神呢 [00:13:13] 干嘛他着急啊来回蹦 [00:13:16] 我告诉你们 [00:13:17] 要把他哥们找来 [00:13:19] 我们没完 [00:13:19] 我就把娃 [00:13:21] 书童进来了a 长远 [00:13:23] 外面开个姑娘 [00:13:24] 说是身着庙烧香的那个人在门口等你呢 [00:13:27] 什么什么什么都没有 [00:13:30] 烧香的姑娘难道是我开的那个 [00:13:33] 我跑出来 [00:13:36] 来到门口 [00:13:37] 抬头一瞧 [00:13:39] 哟 [00:13:40] 真是啊 [00:13:41] 哎呀 [00:13:42] 再看左死了 [00:13:43] 浑身上下都抖擞 [00:13:45] 都没有二两重了 [00:13:47] 不知道怎么好了 [00:13:48] 深深一礼 [00:13:50] 哎呀 [00:13:50] 小姐 [00:13:51] 小生有礼 [00:13:54] 害怕啦 [00:13:56] 我说 [00:13:58] 你不是找我吗 [00:13:59] 啊 [00:14:01] 对啊 [00:14:02] 你怎么又回来了 [00:14:03] 刚才跟我哥哥他不让 [00:14:06] 其实呢 [00:14:07] 我早就想跟你到屋里瞧瞧 [00:14:10] A bu [00:14:11] 太好了 [00:14:12] 那姑娘 [00:14:14] 进来吧 [00:14:15] 行啊 [00:14:16] 俩人的租房往这儿一坐 [00:14:18] 这左思啊 [00:14:20] 就像百爪挠心一样 [00:14:22] 不知道怎么好 [00:14:23] 老想要申总耳郭尖峰 [00:14:25] 哎哎 [00:14:27] 刚才我看见那个老头儿被你爹抓住了是吗 [00:14:31] 啊啊 [00:14:32] 对对 [00:14:33] 那个老头是谁呀 [00:14:35] 那个老头问清楚了 [00:14:37] 他是梁山的贼 [00:14:39] 神行太保戴宗 [00:14:41] 他管咸鱼吧 [00:14:43] 咱俩开三 [00:14:43] 这回叫我姐哼着揍他 [00:14:47] 不行 [00:14:48] 你把那老头儿放了 [00:14:50] 你要放了他 [00:14:51] 我就给你在这儿端茶倒水 [00:14:55] 你要不放她 [00:14:57] 我现在就走啊 [00:15:00] 你给我当媳妇儿怎么样 [00:15:02] 行当什么都行可就是 [00:15:06] 你把她老头儿当他没醉 [00:15:08] 他是为我呀 [00:15:10] 快去 [00:15:11] 好 [00:15:12] 我这就去 [00:15:13] 那你爹不让 [00:15:15] 他敢 [00:15:16] 要不 [00:15:18] 我就死 [00:15:20] 她就我这么一个儿子 [00:15:21] 我要死 [00:15:22] 他解决了 [00:15:23] 他怕我 [00:15:25] 那好 [00:15:25] 我等你三个说好了 [00:15:28] 就是不放那个老头儿 [00:15:30] 我这就走 [00:15:31] 别家小妹儿你别走 [00:15:34] 别胆大 [00:15:35] 我这里去 [00:15:36] 这所私蹦蹦蹦往前跑 [00:15:38] 就像扎了一针强心剂一样 [00:15:40] 来了精神头儿 [00:15:42] 一直奔打卡 [00:15:43] 三班衙役两厢站立 [00:15:46] 一个个拿着黑红菇 [00:15:49] 干嘛呀 [00:15:50] 是玩吓人的动行用的 [00:15:53] 佐治古坐在公案桌后边 [00:15:57] 两旁边都有师爷 [00:15:59] 文案在 [00:16:00] Na 好做记录呢 [00:16:03] 行口na 贵州戴宗 [00:16:07] 戴宗上唐门贵吗 [00:16:09] 不贵不贵 [00:16:10] 架不住两旁门牙已 [00:16:12] 爸 [00:16:13] 这后腿我一踹 [00:16:16] 滚怎么办 [00:16:17] 嗯嗯 [00:16:19] 你可是梁山贼寇 [00:16:21] 戴宗不错 [00:16:23] 是我 [00:16:25] 请带 [00:16:26] 你可知道你犯的什么东西吗 [00:16:30] 我没有什么 [00:16:32] 我在庙里修行 [00:16:33] 何罪之有哼 [00:16:36] 当初 [00:16:37] 我当官的时候你还不定在哪儿呢 [00:16:42] 土匪小大人 [00:16:45] 你们是贼心不改 [00:16:47] 万岁对你们天高地厚 [00:16:49] 把你们封官在朝 [00:16:50] 想不到你们还想造反 [00:16:53] 来呀 [00:16:53] 给我重打80 [00:16:57] 啊 [00:16:59] 哑语答应一声 [00:17:01] 往下就摔 [00:17:02] 这边举起棍子刚要打 [00:17:07] 左思上 [00:17:09] 一边跑一边喊 [00:17:11] 别 [00:17:12] 别打啦 [00:17:13] 别打啦 [00:17:16] 再看两旁的牙呀 [00:17:18] 翁都乐了 [00:17:19] 哦 [00:17:20] 这成你们家了 [00:17:22] 所以再也不好意思了 [00:17:24] 心想 [00:17:25] Er a [00:17:26] 你跟我撒泼打滚 [00:17:28] 你到后面去呀 [00:17:29] 我爱看能不能到旁边不 [00:17:33] 嗯 [00:17:36] 我在身旁呢 [00:17:38] 不许胡言乱道 [00:17:40] 哎呀 [00:17:40] 爹 [00:17:40] 你别装作啦 [00:17:42] 就是我跟你说句实话 [00:17:44] 我告诉你啊 [00:17:45] 我给你找个媳妇 [00:17:46] 长得可貌美了 [00:17:48] 贴你看都得相中 [00:17:50] 五彩出口呃 [00:17:55] 赶快下去 [00:17:57] 哎呀爹 [00:17:58] 你看你这次不听我的号登也来到公安桌上 [00:18:03] 他爹一拍桌子拍桌子 [00:18:05] 都跌 [00:18:07] 你大胆 [00:18:08] 你快把老婆放好 [00:18:10] 你不放 [00:18:14] 死了 [00:18:15] 说着她把这个金叉木拿出来了 [00:18:19] 死憋死 [00:18:22] 憋死 [00:18:24] 智谷左峪摘直抖 [00:18:27] 这个牌子叫自己撞坏了 [00:18:29] 哎呀 [00:18:30] 你怎么胡闹呢 [00:18:32] 是啊 [00:18:33] 惯子如杀子 [00:18:37] 用这句话 [00:18:38] 寒门出贵子 [00:18:39] 薄互出弓星啊 [00:18:43] 如果家里没有钱 [00:18:45] 不会把我撕惯成这个样 [00:18:47] 平时惯坏了 [00:18:49] 现在你想立规矩啊 [00:18:51] 完了 [00:18:53] 我欲摘下不来台 [00:18:56] 都会湿也重辣宴 [00:19:00] 你先答应少爷说大 [00:19:04] 然后咱再把戴宗抓回来 [00:19:07] 不让少爷知道不就完了吗 [00:19:10] 何必较真 [00:19:11] 长沙连哭带喊 [00:19:13] 说这些不中听的话呢