[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 史文恭真了不起 [00:00:04] 他遇上花和尚鲁智深 [00:00:07] 毫不畏惧 [00:00:09] 你看鲁智深多勇猛啊 [00:00:13] 这条大产赢不了人家 [00:00:16] 不仅赢不了 [00:00:19] 30 回合之后 [00:00:21] 鲁智深是一会儿不如一会儿 [00:00:24] 累的哇 [00:00:25] 鬓角热汗直淌 [00:00:28] 大脸蛋子的肉痣菜呢 [00:00:32] 什么原因 [00:00:33] 使了半天劲儿砍不着人家 [00:00:37] 在偷眼看史文恭 [00:00:39] 谈笑之间 [00:00:42] 拿他当孩子 [00:00:43] 在这儿耍 [00:00:44] 他玩儿 [00:00:45] 这条江豪不费力 [00:00:48] 上崩下砸 [00:00:50] 里撩外划划 [00:00:52] 拿崩把亚窝挑盖打扎 [00:00:56] 顺着当枪横着当吧 [00:00:59] 神出鬼没 [00:01:01] 那简直是风雨不透 [00:01:04] 朝江朝江朝江 [00:01:06] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 [00:01:10] 鲁智深可受不了了 [00:01:13] 正在着急的功夫 [00:01:15] 他最后观战的豹子头林冲压不住火儿 [00:01:22] 也没跟任何人打招呼 [00:01:24] 林总是催马瑶抢过来取代鲁智深 [00:01:30] 大哥 [00:01:32] 行到后边儿休息 [00:01:34] 把它交于小B [00:01:37] 鲁智深心说话来得正好 [00:01:42] 真把我累毁了 [00:01:44] 所以鲁智深虚晃一铲屎拨马而走 [00:01:50] 等码头泊转过来跟林冲说 [00:01:53] 好兄弟 [00:01:54] 林武师 [00:01:56] 这家伙厉害的邪乎 [00:01:59] 多加谨慎 [00:02:00] 小B 明白 [00:02:03] 鲁智深回归本队 [00:02:06] 有人拿过手机把去鲁智深擦擦肥脸蛋子上的汗 [00:02:11] 然后提过水壶里咕嘟咕嘟一口气造了三壶 [00:02:17] 他在后边儿歇着 [00:02:18] 粘不住 [00:02:20] 单说豹子头林冲催马颤枪来剑史文恭 [00:02:26] 史文恭把大枪一被 [00:02:28] 把马皮盖住了一 [00:02:34] 上一眼下一眼打量林冲 [00:02:39] 看了那么几眼 [00:02:42] 如果我没认错的话 [00:02:45] 你是大名鼎鼎的林巫师 [00:02:48] 当初80万禁军的总教头林冲吧 [00:02:54] 来 [00:02:55] 不才正是林冲 [00:03:00] 林冲啊 [00:03:02] 咱俩跟旁人不一样 [00:03:05] 在这儿理论刀轮刀 [00:03:07] 哦 [00:03:08] 此话怎讲 [00:03:11] 我请问 [00:03:13] 你当初跟陕西大侠周彤 [00:03:18] 学过武艺吧 [00:03:20] 不错 [00:03:21] 周桐乃是我老师是吧 [00:03:25] 那你就不想问一问我老师是谁 [00:03:30] 怎么你老师也是周大侠染也 [00:03:37] 从这上论 [00:03:38] 咱俩是一师之徒啊 [00:03:42] 不过呢 [00:03:43] 我比你早学了几年 [00:03:47] 我学舞那时候你还没到 [00:03:50] 后来我听说周老霞把你也收了 [00:03:55] 我林冲 [00:03:57] 我先说几句 [00:03:59] 可惜了儿的 [00:04:00] 嗯 [00:04:01] 可惜你这个人才呀 [00:04:05] 你说大宋朝对你哪儿不好 [00:04:08] 皇上对你哪点不重视 [00:04:12] 80万禁军的教头啊 [00:04:14] 官儿不小啊 [00:04:16] 紫袍金带坐享其成 [00:04:19] 一呼百诺穿金戴银行啦 [00:04:25] 当然啦 [00:04:27] 我听说了 [00:04:28] 你家里头遇上点儿事儿 [00:04:31] 高衙内看中你媳妇儿 [00:04:35] 她是不对他不是个人 [00:04:39] 你为什么相助人家有夫之妇呢 [00:04:43] 而且使这个手段也低劣 [00:04:47] 难怪你使性子 [00:04:49] 但是你不要王乐根本 [00:04:52] 那皇上对你不错 [00:04:55] 把事情搞得清楚 [00:04:57] 你再娶个媳妇儿呗 [00:04:59] 三条腿的蛤蟆没有 [00:05:02] 两条腿的活人多得是啊 [00:05:06] 你使什么性子 [00:05:08] 就因为这件事儿好 [00:05:10] 你投靠了贼 [00:05:12] 贼了本身沦为贼寇 [00:05:15] 你就王乐当了贼 [00:05:18] 名声太坏了 [00:05:20] 上为贼父 [00:05:22] 贼母 [00:05:23] 下为贼子贼孙本身是贼 [00:05:27] 顶风臭着800里啊 [00:05:29] 这几代人都抖了 [00:05:31] 不清楚啊 [00:05:33] 林冲啊 [00:05:34] 可惜你满身的武功 [00:05:37] 可惜你是快好了 [00:05:39] 糟践了 [00:05:40] 糟践咯 [00:05:42] 咱这样行不行 [00:05:44] 林冲 [00:05:45] 你读过书 [00:05:46] 是个明白人 [00:05:48] 如果你现在悔悟还不晚 [00:05:52] 过来 [00:05:53] 到我这边来 [00:05:55] 我史文恭在增长者面前多进美言 [00:06:01] 然后带着你去找高太尉 [00:06:05] 你只要承认个错儿 [00:06:07] 过去的事情一笔勾销 [00:06:10] 我相信80万禁军的教头还得由你来做 [00:06:15] 你看好不好 [00:06:18] 你何必当贼 [00:06:21] 他还想往下说 [00:06:23] 林冲实在听不下去 [00:06:25] Aa [00:06:27] 史文恭闭住你的臭嘴 [00:06:32] 你说地简单 [00:06:34] 嗯 [00:06:35] 事情不像你说的那样 [00:06:38] 今天咱们是两国的仇敌 [00:06:40] 各为其主 [00:06:42] 今天我林从来不为旁的事情 [00:06:45] 我就问你 [00:06:46] 史文恭 [00:06:47] 你为什么跟水泊梁山的人为仇作对 [00:06:52] 过去我不懂 [00:06:53] 现在我听明白了 [00:06:56] 闹了半天 [00:06:57] 你是高俅手下的一条草狗 [00:07:02] 你是官府豢养的奴才 [00:07:06] 今年二话别说了 [00:07:08] 我一心一意要打你的曾头市 [00:07:12] 你一心一意 [00:07:13] 药瓶水泊梁山 [00:07:15] 咱就分高低论各上下 [00:07:19] 把林冲掌中这条抢赢了 [00:07:21] 你想怎么地怎么地 [00:07:24] 行了 [00:07:25] 好良言难劝该死鬼呀 [00:07:29] 林冲啊 [00:07:31] 你说的话虽然不多 [00:07:33] 也证明你撇了心了 [00:07:36] 我使分工也算做到了仁至义尽 [00:07:41] 对得起老师 [00:07:43] 周光祖、周大侠 [00:07:46] 那你就催马过来吧 [00:07:48] 我教你知道知道神枪史文恭这条大抢的厉害 [00:07:55] 两个人话不投机 [00:07:57] 当场动手 [00:07:59] 一伸伸手儿 [00:08:00] 两匹马 [00:08:01] 两条大枪 [00:08:04] 两个人都是虎将 [00:08:06] 打了个奇峰 [00:08:07] 对手是将遇良才 [00:08:11] 没分胜负 [00:08:13] 尤其他俩都是一师之徒 [00:08:17] 六合、抢地、抢路子 [00:08:19] 基本都差不多少 [00:08:21] 就看谁使得巧 [00:08:24] 就看谁力气投足 [00:08:27] 所以30 多个回合打了个旗鼓相当 [00:08:32] 史文恭暗自点头 [00:08:34] 发了 [00:08:36] 豹子头林冲 [00:08:38] 好样的 [00:08:40] 我父亲 [00:08:42] 比那个鲁智深强多了 [00:08:44] 鲁智深就靠着勇猛 [00:08:47] 就是瞎论 [00:08:49] 人家林冲只做了客 [00:08:52] 受过名人的传授 [00:08:54] 高人地址叫 [00:08:55] 足以证明老师在她身上花了一定的心血 [00:09:01] 不过呢 [00:09:02] 看着样儿林冲啊 [00:09:04] 要坚持 [00:09:05] 长了 [00:09:06] 你未必是我的对手 [00:09:09] 因此 [00:09:09] 史文恭坚定信心 [00:09:13] 这条大江呼呼刮风 [00:09:16] 越战越猛 [00:09:18] 眨眼间 [00:09:19] 40 个回合过去了 [00:09:22] 林冲渐渐不支啊 [00:09:26] 这玩意儿没什么耗时间 [00:09:28] 又见林冲使这条枪多少有点费劲了 [00:09:33] 鼻子凹脑门子也见了汗 [00:09:36] 林冲也是火爆的脾气 [00:09:38] 不服人 [00:09:40] 就这样咬牙坚持 [00:09:43] 又坚持十余回合 [00:09:46] 50 多个回合了 [00:09:48] 您充钱后新的衣服都塌透了 [00:09:51] 在看史文恭脑门儿也建朝鼻哇 [00:09:56] 也冒了汗珠 [00:09:58] 他也得使把劲儿 [00:10:00] 林冲一看 [00:10:01] 不行 [00:10:02] 今天想胜人家是比登天 [00:10:06] 正在林冲心里着急地功夫 [00:10:09] 身边背后有人高声喊 [00:10:12] 喝临武赤 [00:10:15] 好样儿的 [00:10:16] 您到后边休息来 [00:10:19] 我替您打一针 [00:10:25] 一马飞出来到两军镇替换林冲 [00:10:30] 林冲一看 [00:10:31] 谁啊 [00:10:32] 小李广花荣 [00:10:35] 那也是凉山长出类拔萃的英雄好汉 [00:10:39] 林冲点了点头 [00:10:41] 花将军受累了啊 [00:10:44] 怕回归本队 [00:10:48] 他回去了 [00:10:48] 咱不说咱说 [00:10:50] 小李广花荣称方天画戟 [00:10:55] 来到史文恭近前 [00:10:57] 这一报名 [00:10:58] 史文恭打量了打量 [00:11:00] 嗯 [00:11:02] 漂亮小伙儿 [00:11:04] 我真有点儿纳闷儿 [00:11:06] 这 [00:11:06] 这宋江和晁盖使得是什么手段 [00:11:11] 给你们吃的啥样儿了 [00:11:14] 你们简直为点儿什么跟他们威武啊 [00:11:19] 拿你这小伙来说多漂亮 [00:11:22] 就往这儿一戳一站 [00:11:24] 哎呀 [00:11:25] 简直是万金难买呀 [00:11:27] 你也当着贼 [00:11:30] 这不知道系里的 [00:11:31] 怎么可能呢 [00:11:32] 谁能相信呢 [00:11:35] 也罢呀 [00:11:36] 画龙画虎难画骨 [00:11:39] 知人知面不知心呢 [00:11:41] 你天生就是一副贼骨头 [00:11:44] 废话少说 [00:11:45] 招家伙 [00:11:48] 花容跟他有斗在一处 [00:11:51] 咱这么说吧 [00:11:52] 20 多个回合 [00:11:53] 未分胜负 [00:11:55] 史文恭一琢磨 [00:11:57] 他们想干什么啊 [00:12:00] 仗着人多势众 [00:12:02] 我看着黑乎乎一大片 [00:12:04] 足能有几十人今天没安好心 [00:12:08] 轮流着跟我打号虎 [00:12:12] 也架不住一群狼啊 [00:12:14] 嗯 [00:12:15] 照这样打下去 [00:12:16] 一会儿把我累趴下了 [00:12:19] 哎 [00:12:20] 干脆我使巧招赢他 [00:12:24] 我听说这小李广花荣射箭射的准透了 [00:12:28] 我呀 [00:12:29] 先下手 [00:12:30] 我给他来一件 [00:12:32] 我看看小李广花荣究竟躲得开 [00:12:35] 还是躲不开 [00:12:37] 想到这儿吧 [00:12:39] 区别疫情 [00:12:40] 是拨马便走 [00:12:43] 花荣哪里肯舍 [00:12:45] 趁机在后地就追史文恭人往前头派 [00:12:50] 延往后边儿盯着 [00:12:51] 耳朵也听着 [00:12:53] 一听小李广花荣珍追上来了 [00:12:56] 心中高兴 [00:12:57] 一抬腿 [00:12:59] 把大枪挂上在走兽壶玄天 [00:13:04] 但是抽弓搭箭 [00:13:07] 那经过严格的训练 [00:13:10] 二五耕地功夫 [00:13:11] 没事儿老练 [00:13:13] 所以呢 [00:13:13] 手底下是干净利索 [00:13:16] 你就见呢肩膀刚一洞见 [00:13:19] 扣的弦声就这么快 [00:13:22] 前把推泰山 [00:13:23] 后把叶公贤 [00:13:26] 冷不丁这一扭身H [00:13:30] 胎儿 [00:13:33] 这个快劲儿就甭提了 [00:13:36] 你就发现也晚了 [00:13:39] 做大酱的讲就六个字 [00:13:41] 弓刀石 [00:13:43] 马步箭 [00:13:46] 你都得会 [00:13:47] 估计怎么叫大将 [00:13:50] 你想 [00:13:50] 他俩的距离不到30 [00:13:53] 不就这么近 [00:13:56] 而且呢 [00:13:57] 功力相当足啊 [00:13:59] 那建了个快递 [00:14:01] 一打闪就到近前 [00:14:03] 一般人躲不开 [00:14:06] 但是小李广花荣是个精细的汉子 [00:14:11] 小伙长得也漂亮 [00:14:13] 心也细 [00:14:14] 他发现史文恭黛弟弓箭非同一般 [00:14:19] 他也了解了情况 [00:14:21] 知道史文恭样样精通 [00:14:24] 而且射箭还有两下子 [00:14:27] 因此就格外加着谨慎 [00:14:29] 她一看史文恭往下一掰 [00:14:31] 他心里就画魂 [00:14:33] 为啥呀 [00:14:34] 史文恭枪法没乱好 [00:14:36] 梅儿他拜什么呢 [00:14:38] 他们家的能盯得住我呀 [00:14:40] 啊 [00:14:41] 明白了 [00:14:42] 他要想使巧计赢我我要多加谨慎 [00:14:46] 因此一边追着 [00:14:48] 一边盯着他 [00:14:49] 突然发现史文恭尖头移动 [00:14:52] 明白了 [00:14:53] 哦 [00:14:53] 要放弃 [00:14:55] 刚想到这只间就到了 [00:14:58] 好一个小李广花荣 [00:15:01] 双脚一蹬 [00:15:02] 飞虎叉 [00:15:03] 身子往后一躺 [00:15:05] 使了个铁过梁 [00:15:08] 又叫金刚铁板桥 [00:15:10] 哎 [00:15:11] 这身的窗 [00:15:12] 躺下了 [00:15:14] 后脑勺粘在马屁股上 [00:15:18] 那身子骨 [00:15:19] 那软 [00:15:19] 跟面条一样 [00:15:21] 这只透甲锥贴着鼻子眼儿 [00:15:24] 唰就过去了 [00:15:26] 出去 [00:15:27] 多远落在地上 [00:15:29] 一件没射着 [00:15:31] 史文恭学过玛丽卡呀 [00:15:34] 真躲开了 [00:15:36] 在他一愣神儿的功夫 [00:15:38] 小李 [00:15:39] 广花荣是以牙还牙呀 [00:15:42] 心说话哦 [00:15:43] 你射我 [00:15:45] 我从小就学射箭 [00:15:48] 要不怎么叫小李广呢 [00:15:49] 今儿个我也给你来一件抓着 [00:15:53] 一扭身躲开 [00:15:54] 紧跟着把弓箭就拽出来了 [00:15:57] 一敏 [00:15:58] 朱红大圣 [00:15:59] 旋扣吧 [00:16:00] 就这一箭射向史文恭 [00:16:04] 史文恭这匹马转过来 [00:16:06] 正好抬头一看 [00:16:08] 这功夫 [00:16:08] 这届在脑门子肉就到了 [00:16:12] 哎 [00:16:13] 史文恭也不含糊 [00:16:15] 赶紧使了个凳里藏身 [00:16:17] 刷着身子一转 [00:16:18] 个儿躲到马肚子底下了 [00:16:21] 这一箭射空 [00:16:23] 咱这么说吧 [00:16:25] 小李广花荣 [00:16:26] 射箭向来是箭无虚发 [00:16:30] 说这下射出去了 [00:16:31] 什么都没设着 [00:16:32] 不可能 [00:16:33] 但今儿个是个破例 [00:16:36] 玉成对手行家了 [00:16:38] 尽管如此 [00:16:40] 史文恭躲到马肚子底下等间过去了 [00:16:44] 他一瓶深又骑到马背上 [00:16:47] 但是史文恭的汗就淌下来了 [00:16:50] 新说话好悬啊 [00:16:52] 好悬哪 [00:16:54] 这要不是当初我下过苦功 [00:16:57] 今天这一件就结果了我弟性命了 [00:17:02] 不能再打了 [00:17:03] 这只心慌也是太累了 [00:17:06] 史文恭赶紧把大枪一挥 [00:17:09] 收兵撤退 [00:17:11] 撤回曾头市 [00:17:13] 花容把大枪支招代替军令 [00:17:17] 弟兄们冲冲啊 [00:17:23] 水泊梁山的义军跟下山猛虎一样 [00:17:27] 兜着屁股就追 [00:17:30] 但追到号编任家寨墙上是开弓放箭 [00:17:34] 灰瓶炮子 [00:17:36] 滚木擂石啪啪啪 [00:17:39] 跟雨点一样 [00:17:41] 事先有所准备啊 [00:17:44] 所以梁山义军得不到便宜 [00:17:47] 反倒受伤的人不少 [00:17:50] 天王晁盖灾后的总指挥晁盖一看不行 [00:17:55] 应聘非吃亏 [00:17:57] 不可差 [00:17:59] 一声令下 [00:18:01] 易军华撤下来了 [00:18:04] 离着曾头市五里安下营寨 [00:18:09] 这一查点 [00:18:10] 手下士兵损失了不到50 人 [00:18:13] 不过没死人都是受伤的 [00:18:16] 哎呀 [00:18:16] 晁盖气的呼呼的 [00:18:19] 心里想你看我兄弟宋江 [00:18:23] 每次领兵带队都是获全胜 [00:18:28] 听说人家指挥那个打的那个漂亮劲儿就甭提了 [00:18:33] 还收了对面的人人 [00:18:35] 损伤的还少 [00:18:37] 你说我亲自指挥 [00:18:39] 怎么就遇上了麻烦了 [00:18:42] 这曾头市好比是一块难啃的骨头 [00:18:47] 话又说回来 [00:18:48] 再难啃也得拿下来 [00:18:51] 也要活捉史文恭 [00:18:54] 把宝马良驹照夜玉狮子剁手给我兄弟宋江 [00:18:59] 我兄弟得多高兴啊 [00:19:02] 也算当哥哥的做他的报答品 [00:19:06] 晁盖讲义气 [00:19:09] 宋江忒累了 [00:19:12] 多匹宝马 [00:19:13] 给兄弟 [00:19:13] 兄弟多高兴啊 [00:19:15] 当哥哥一点儿心意 [00:19:17] 这晁盖下的这个心 [00:19:20] 但是事情不像他想的那么简单 [00:19:24] 第二天开庭 [00:19:25] 见仗曾头市没列队 [00:19:27] 人家修整呢 [00:19:29] 你一凑着进钱 [00:19:31] 人家就开弓放箭 [00:19:33] 怎么攻也攻不进去 [00:19:35] 可你这刚一休息十分钟 [00:19:38] 又领着曾氏五虎讨敌骂阵 [00:19:42] 就这样 [00:19:43] 天天拉锯 [00:19:44] 未分胜负 [00:19:46] 号都半个多月的时间呢 [00:19:49] 这天也跟着捣乱 [00:19:51] 天天下雨 [00:19:53] 下的人 [00:19:54] 这心里这个腻歪 [00:19:56] 周围一片迷愣 [00:19:59] 人睡觉还发愁 [00:20:02] 这还不数 [00:20:04] 这个粮食也成了问题了 [00:20:08] 管量地官来了 [00:20:09] 跟晁盖汇报说我们的粮食马上要断顿 [00:20:15] 临离开水泊梁山的时候带的是不少 [00:20:19] 但是我们带了5000多人呢 [00:20:21] 人吃马喂 [00:20:23] 耗了这么长的时间 [00:20:25] 粮食现在仅够吃两天的 [00:20:30] 还得吃稀的 [00:20:31] 吃干的还不够 [00:20:34] 请因病毒看这事儿怎么办 [00:20:37] 嗯 [00:20:40] 晁盖一想 [00:20:41] 还得派人回梁山去 [00:20:43] 催粮 [00:20:45] 那得哪年哪月才能运到啊 [00:20:49] 原来想得多好 [00:20:50] 打开曾头市 [00:20:51] 要什么有什么 [00:20:53] 这回好连本桑汤 [00:20:56] 因此晁天王这心呐 [00:20:58] 简直是火上泼油啊呢