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我就知道我生是大宋朝的 [00:05:02] 沉死是宋朝的鬼呀 [00:05:06] 为国家出力报效 [00:05:08] 我是责无旁贷 [00:05:10] 因此 [00:05:11] 我是兢兢业业的工作 [00:05:15] 谁知道那一天庙会 [00:05:18] 我带着我的夫人去玩儿 [00:05:21] 没想到遇上高俅 [00:05:23] 地狗子高衙内 [00:05:26] 他调戏有夫之妇啊 [00:05:29] 他是个人吗 [00:05:31] 我忍气吞声 [00:05:34] 没怎么跟他计较 [00:05:36] 是我那师兄花和尚鲁智深看着不平 [00:05:41] 把他胖揍了一顿 [00:05:44] 难道说这种人不该揍吗 [00:05:46] 哪知道这小子不吸收教训 [00:05:49] 回去之后在他父亲面前进了谗言 [00:05:54] Na 高球粽糍心胸 [00:05:57] 定下了毒计 [00:05:59] 已是刀为明 [00:06:01] 把我骗进太尉府 [00:06:04] 又把我骗到白虎节堂 [00:06:08] 说我冲犯了三尺境地 [00:06:12] 把我定成了死罪者 [00:06:14] 非刑拷打 [00:06:17] 幸好开封府的敷衍主持公道 [00:06:21] 判了我个充军发配赶奔沧州 [00:06:27] 我说呼延将军 [00:06:29] 我何罪之有啊 [00:06:31] 这叫欲加之罪 [00:06:33] 何患无辞 [00:06:35] 我是冤沉海底 [00:06:38] 老师说 [00:06:39] 在那个节骨眼上 [00:06:42] 我林冲对大宋还是一颗忠心 [00:06:47] 我盼的是我在沧州能活下来 [00:06:51] 迟早有一天回到东都一家人团聚 [00:06:55] 我要找个明白人 [00:06:57] 我要申诉 [00:06:58] 我要告状 [00:07:01] 哪知道高求一计不成 [00:07:03] 又生二计 [00:07:05] 暗中指使陆虞侯赶奔沧州联合营官那火烧山神庙 [00:07:14] 欲把林冲之于死地而后快 [00:07:19] 之后我才知道 [00:07:21] 我被刺配沧州的时候 [00:07:24] 高衙内闯入我家鼻勤 [00:07:28] 我呢 [00:07:29] 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[00:14:51] 胡延硕刚想发火 [00:14:53] 仔细一看 [00:14:55] 这火又压下去了 [00:14:57] 为什么 [00:14:58] 她一看对面来了一员女将 [00:15:03] 周身上下一身轻 [00:15:06] 也是银盔素甲 [00:15:09] 胯下压骑 [00:15:10] 桃红马掌中是一对双刀 [00:15:16] 往脸上一看 [00:15:17] 面晒福分 [00:15:19] 那弯弯的眼眉 [00:15:21] 圆圆的杏核眼 [00:15:24] 鼻饲旋转 [00:15:25] 口无桃花 [00:15:27] 长得真俊俏 [00:15:30] 看这岁数 [00:15:32] 十八九二十左右 [00:15:35] 看不出来 [00:15:38] 胡延硕心里说 [00:15:39] 宋江、晁盖、吴用都不是等闲之辈啊 [00:15:45] 你说这梁山还有女贼 [00:15:48] 这么个俊俏的女孩儿 [00:15:50] 怎么也失身为贼呢 [00:15:52] 哎 [00:15:54] 哎呀 [00:15:54] 有那么一句话 [00:15:56] 僧道妇女不可临敌 [00:16:00] 吉林比必有外科的手段 [00:16:03] 这年纪轻轻一个女子敢出战于我 [00:16:07] 肯定有特殊地能耐 [00:16:10] 你说我跟他打还是不打 [00:16:13] 我一招不动就回去了 [00:16:15] 不知道的人认为我贪生怕死 [00:16:19] 或者说 [00:16:20] 我累了 [00:16:22] 如果打 [00:16:24] 一个以防他有特殊手段 [00:16:28] 另外一个他充其量是个女孩儿啊 [00:16:32] 有道是好男不跟女斗 [00:16:37] 我堂堂的天朝大将 [00:16:40] 能跟女人打斗骂 [00:16:42] 岂不成为人家的笑谈呢 [00:16:45] 呃呃 [00:16:47] 她正在犹豫这功夫就听马后 [00:16:50] 马挂銮铃所讲 [00:16:53] 大哥 [00:16:55] 你回来休息片刻 [00:16:58] 把这女贼教育小弟 [00:17:05] 嗯 [00:17:06] 催马轮刀来到呼延硕马前 [00:17:11] 呼延硕甩脸一看 [00:17:12] 谁呀 [00:17:14] 正是自己的好兄弟 [00:17:16] 百慕将军捧起 [00:17:20] 这捧起分工啊 [00:17:22] 是押粮运草 [00:17:24] 他在后边 [00:17:25] 现在粮草都送到了 [00:17:28] 他听说钱币开仗了 [00:17:30] 不放心到这来观战 [00:17:34] 她一看门旗之下 [00:17:36] 是韩涛 [00:17:38] 韩涛也在这儿观战呢 [00:17:41] 他不知道怎么回事儿 [00:17:42] 就问韩涛 [00:17:44] 韩将军战士如何 [00:17:47] 哎呀 [00:17:48] 凶杀恶斗 [00:17:51] 梁山不好对付啊 [00:17:53] 你看他们换了好几个人 [00:17:56] 轮番跟咱大哥动手 [00:18:00] 那你怎么不过去帮帮忙 [00:18:03] 大哥的脾气你不清楚吗 [00:18:06] 他就这样的人呢 [00:18:08] 他要伸手儿 [00:18:09] 不准旁人帮忙 [00:18:11] 我不敢过去 [00:18:13] 嘿嘿 [00:18:16] 你说这话也太荒唐了 [00:18:19] 大哥是明白人 [00:18:20] 我们要过去替他帮忙 [00:18:23] 他能不愿意吗 [00:18:24] 他即使不愿意 [00:18:25] 能把咱们如何 [00:18:27] 哎 [00:18:28] 难道说把她一个人累死不成 [00:18:32] 正这时候 [00:18:33] 女将一丈青扈三娘出阵 [00:18:38] 鹏起没拿他当回事儿 [00:18:40] 也不像胡延硕想得那么多 [00:18:43] 因此催马轮刀前来助阵 [00:18:47] 大哥 [00:18:48] 您看你累的满脸都是汗 [00:18:51] 您请的本地休息休息 [00:18:53] 喝点水 [00:18:54] 把这缕贼交给我了 [00:18:58] 贤弟 [00:19:00] 多加谨慎啊 [00:19:02] 您瞧好吧 [00:19:04] 胡延硕也乐得回去喘喘气儿 [00:19:08] 因此拨马回归本队 [00:19:11] 旁人送上水 [00:19:12] 送上手帕 [00:19:14] 他把龟头的带子解开了 [00:19:17] 摘下盔头 [00:19:18] 擦擦汗 [00:19:19] 凉快凉快 [00:19:20] 然后再喝了点水 [00:19:23] 然后戴上盔头嘞 [00:19:25] 好了喽 [00:19:26] 海带 [00:19:27] 截查观战 [00:19:29] 单说捧起 [00:19:31] 看了看一丈青 [00:19:33] 扈三娘冷笑了几声 [00:19:35] 丫头 [00:19:38] 你是谁扈三娘 [00:19:41] 我是扈家庄的 [00:19:44] 你也是梁山的贼 [00:19:47] 真叫本将军可发一笑 [00:19:51] 你 [00:19:51] 你是个女子 [00:19:53] 女人嫁汉嫁汉 [00:19:56] 穿衣吃饭 [00:19:57] 生儿养女了得太平 [00:20:01] 哈哈 [00:20:01] 你可好 [00:20:02] 拿刀动枪 [00:20:04] 你想拒抗官兵不成吗哎 [00:20:08] 扈三娘啊扈三娘 [00:20:10] 我看你是找死 [00:20:12] 来来来 [00:20:13] 本将军陪你走上几he Zhao dao 抓抓抓抓抓抓爪 [00:20:22] 连着就是急躁 [00:20:25] 扈三娘并不答话 [00:20:28] 跟男人对骂没有便宜 [00:20:31] 也犯不上生那气 [00:20:33] 因此晃动 [00:20:35] 双刀大战 [00:20:36] 捧起 [00:20:38] 眨眼间15 个回合 [00:20:41] 扈三娘一琢磨 [00:20:42] 算了 [00:20:44] 我没功夫陪你玩儿 [00:20:47] 来个干净利索脆的吧 [00:20:49] 想到这儿虚晃一招 [00:20:52] 是拨马而走 [00:20:54] 这桃红码的速度非常慢 [00:20:58] 听见马蹄声挺快 [00:21:02] 其实不出书 [00:21:05] 捧起在后头一看 [00:21:07] 啊 [00:21:07] 走啊 [00:21:08] 没那么便宜的 [00:21:10] 他也是滩工地心切 [00:21:13] 您那别换人儿了 [00:21:16] 干脆我把你生擒活拿就得了 [00:21:19] 在我大哥面前 [00:21:21] 见工想到这儿摇刀催马 [00:21:24] 是紧追不舍 [00:21:27] 那马跟箭头子一样 [00:21:29] 眨眼之间和扈三娘追了个码头 [00:21:33] 碰着马伟 [00:21:35] 扈三娘人往前边儿呗 [00:21:38] 眼往后边儿盯着 [00:21:40] 偷眼一看来了 [00:21:42] 心花怒放 [00:21:45] 赶紧把双刀交于单手 [00:21:48] 把正手腾出来了 [00:21:51] 以最快的速度聊起三采群 [00:21:54] 三采群就是站群里边儿 [00:21:57] 腰里系着皮囊 [00:22:00] 皮囊里头装的是暗器 [00:22:02] 叫红绵套索 [00:22:05] H 真有外科的手段 [00:22:08] 扈三娘练红绵 [00:22:10] 套索是一门儿灵啊 [00:22:13] 刷把套索就拽出来了 [00:22:16] 往后你抖擞 [00:22:18] 还招不上 [00:22:20] 你看 [00:22:20] 离得又近 [00:22:22] 码头碰着马伟了 [00:22:24] 两个人相遇也就是一丈左右 [00:22:27] 这红棉套左 [00:22:29] 正好恰到好处 [00:22:31] 头儿 [00:22:32] 内套正套的蓬起脖子上头 [00:22:36] 这个准劲儿就甭提了在看 [00:22:39] 扈三娘单臂一较力 [00:22:43] 给我吓的不得了