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[00:00:00] 徐良和曹元龙比武
[00:00:04] 虽然是自家人
[00:00:06] 也是当场不让步
[00:00:08] 举手不留情
[00:00:10] 谁愿意丢人
[00:00:13] 换句话说
[00:00:14] 放冠军不拿
[00:00:17] 谁愿意拿亚军呢
[00:00:19] 季军更谈不到了
[00:00:22] 所以
[00:00:23] 徐良也施展了决意
[00:00:25] 用八步赶蟾
[00:00:27] 头一招
[00:00:28] 铁拐李倒下偏僻
[00:00:32] 左脚好像登台的面门
[00:00:35] 实质上这是问腿
[00:00:37] 看你往哪边躲
[00:00:40] 哪一条盘着的腿才是真的
[00:00:44] 曹元龙还真不懂这招
[00:00:48] 往后的一闪
[00:00:49] 上当
[00:00:51] 在看徐良把双腿一闭
[00:00:54] 奔着他肩膀的就踹下来
[00:00:58] 那给登上不断几折呀
[00:01:01] 哎呀
[00:01:02] 不好
[00:01:03] 曹元龙暗中叫苦
[00:01:06] 这下实在躲不开啊
[00:01:08] 扑通往地上一躺
[00:01:10] 缓解他腿上的力量
[00:01:13] 哪知道徐良身子落下来了
[00:01:17] 咱且不说地球有没有吸引力
[00:01:20] 人有没有重量
[00:01:22] 都是以上是下压呢
[00:01:25] 身子能在半空中悬着
[00:01:28] 舅舅劲儿使劲儿双腿一分踹他的左右两类
[00:01:35] 你想大活人一百六七十斤再会武功
[00:01:39] 那样登上还好得了吗
[00:01:42] 哎呀
[00:01:43] 曹元龙一下子不好用
[00:01:45] 脚后跟一踹进地
[00:01:47] 身子使劲往那一串
[00:01:50] 就在这第一层皮
[00:01:51] 哼
[00:01:53] 出句有30 多元
[00:01:55] 老西儿双脚蹬空
[00:01:58] 落在地上
[00:02:00] 曹元龙以为这完事儿了
[00:02:02] 哪知没完呢吧
[00:02:04] 不敢产
[00:02:06] 这才四下
[00:02:08] 在开区
[00:02:09] 良因势利导
[00:02:12] 两腿一弯
[00:02:13] 就好像磕头跪拜似的
[00:02:16] 俩颗一概蒙扁
[00:02:18] 他的小肚子刷就到了
[00:02:22] 把曹元龙吓得魂儿都飞了
[00:02:26] 听说这要贵
[00:02:27] 上蹦就冒泡
[00:02:30] 把肠子都给挤出来
[00:02:33] 哎呀
[00:02:34] 又往上一串
[00:02:36] 徐良
[00:02:36] 磕膝盖边控
[00:02:39] 随着身子往前1 X
[00:02:42] 把俩胳膊肘儿探出来了
[00:02:45] 这俩胳膊肘儿扁他的左右锁舞
[00:02:50] 点上就说呀
[00:02:53] 徐良蒙外加一口
[00:02:56] 曹元龙一看不好
[00:02:58] 把眼一闭
[00:03:01] 丢人现眼骂
[00:03:04] 还落个残疾
[00:03:06] 可是徐良没往下砸
[00:03:10] 那怎么能忍心呢
[00:03:11] 又不是仇人
[00:03:13] 徐良把朝冷的就收住了
[00:03:16] 使那个燕子大转身
[00:03:18] 踹掉咯腾身站起
[00:03:22] 然后笑呵呵的把曹元龙从地上扶起来
[00:03:27] 师兄
[00:03:28] 承让小弟献丑了
[00:03:32] 嗯嗯嗯
[00:03:37] 曹元龙啊
[00:03:38] 落个脸红脖子粗
[00:03:41] 直喘粗气
[00:03:42] 站在那块儿不知如何是好了再开
[00:03:46] 徐良心满意足
[00:03:49] 说不骄傲
[00:03:51] 脸上透着骄傲
[00:03:53] 看了老师跟师叔一眼
[00:03:56] 洋洋得意
[00:03:58] 冲着古风深施一礼
[00:04:02] 墙壁瓦背下抄了都脱发
[00:04:09] 古风的脸更红了
[00:04:13] 脸蛋上肉绷绷
[00:04:15] 直绷古风
[00:04:17] 心说
[00:04:17] 元龙元龙
[00:04:19] 你真不给我争气
[00:04:22] 这多难看
[00:04:25] 哎呀
[00:04:25] 真没想到居然还有这两下子
[00:04:29] 老和尚有点挂不住了
[00:04:31] 沉着脸
[00:04:34] 徐良啊
[00:04:35] 你甭得意
[00:04:37] 你使的这招是不是叫八步赶铲呢
[00:04:42] 啊
[00:04:42] 正是黑
[00:04:44] 我问问你
[00:04:45] 你跟谁学的
[00:04:47] 谁教给你的
[00:04:50] JA 怎么
[00:04:51] 这还有什么隐瞒的吗
[00:04:55] 梅良祖也说
[00:04:56] 梁子告诉你
[00:04:58] 师伯跟谁学的啊是
[00:05:02] 不过传授我武艺D
[00:05:05] 这个容不希望我往外张扬
[00:05:09] 既然师伯和师傅忘到这儿了
[00:05:12] 我只好公开的讲了
[00:05:15] 是飞天魔女龙云凤容老剑客传授我的啊
[00:05:24] 古风俩眼睛瞪得溜圆呢
[00:05:27] 徐良啊
[00:05:30] 你跟龙云凤学这招邪门外道
[00:05:35] 这算什么工夫
[00:05:37] 嗯
[00:05:38] 这哪是上三门和少林正宗
[00:05:43] 那是魔山派的东西
[00:05:45] 魔山派递东西摆不到桌子面上
[00:05:50] 就是你侥幸赢了也不光彩
[00:05:54] 徐良再者
[00:05:56] 艺术荣军凤藏着心眼呢
[00:06:01] 他没把绝招全教给你
[00:06:03] 尽教给你一半
[00:06:06] 你可知八步赶铲地后半截是什么呢
[00:06:11] 这后半节叫阴阳三字脚
[00:06:16] 他教你了吗
[00:06:18] 这是曹元龙是个饭桶
[00:06:21] 他没躲开
[00:06:22] 没识破你的招
[00:06:24] 所以丢人现眼
[00:06:27] 这遇上高人呢
[00:06:28] 人家不这么躲
[00:06:31] 人家把你的招识破了
[00:06:32] 你怎么办
[00:06:35] 你还有回马枪
[00:06:37] 用阴阳三子脚取胜
[00:06:40] 可龙云凤藏心眼
[00:06:42] 没交给你
[00:06:44] 徐良往后这招
[00:06:47] 再也不要练了
[00:06:49] 叫人瞅着有点儿瞧不起你懂吗
[00:06:54] 徐良心中好笑
[00:06:57] 心说
[00:06:57] 大和尚你没词儿了
[00:07:00] 这怎么算邪门歪道
[00:07:03] 打仗是当场不让步
[00:07:05] 举手不留情
[00:07:06] 谁占上风
[00:07:08] 谁打胜仗
[00:07:09] 这是主要的
[00:07:12] 他也没骗人
[00:07:14] 他也没使用什么拳术
[00:07:16] 凭着真功夫迎人
[00:07:18] 怎么叫邪门歪道
[00:07:21] 但是
[00:07:21] 徐良不敢反唇相讥
[00:07:24] 不敢跟人家犟嘴
[00:07:27] 话刚说到这
[00:07:29] 墙上蹲个人
[00:07:31] 这人呢
[00:07:32] 抱着肩膀
[00:07:33] 搂着磕膝盖看了半天热闹
[00:07:36] 下面发生的一切看得真
[00:07:39] 而且真
[00:07:40] 徐良使用八步赶蝉取胜
[00:07:43] 这为了家好些没出声
[00:07:47] 等听完了五峰这套话
[00:07:49] 这主可不爱听
[00:07:51] 嗷一嗓子从墙上飘落院中
[00:07:56] 曾讲一句话
[00:07:58] 这主说话
[00:08:00] 我说秃驴啊
[00:08:02] 你说谁藏心眼呢
[00:08:05] 哎
[00:08:06] 你怎么看我藏心眼
[00:08:09] 你给我解释清楚
[00:08:11] 什么叫歪门邪道
[00:08:13] 怎么摩山派的功夫都不是张刀吗
[00:08:18] 我们这摆不到桌子面上
[00:08:20] 你就能摆到桌子面上骂
[00:08:23] 你跟我说说清楚啊
[00:08:26] 读佛
[00:08:28] 大和尚一愣
[00:08:30] 睁眼看谁呀
[00:08:33] 正是飞天魔女龙云风
[00:08:38] 在看龙老健康伞发披肩
[00:08:42] 那长头发
[00:08:44] 长可拖地
[00:08:46] 周身上下穿着大青头
[00:08:50] 又肥又大
[00:08:51] 脸是蜡渣渣
[00:08:53] 那么黄黄中还透着白眼眉
[00:08:57] 往下耷拉着一对三角眼
[00:09:00] 大鹰钩鼻子
[00:09:01] 淋胶嘴
[00:09:03] 你怎么看怎么是个吊死鬼啊
[00:09:08] 这样半夜走黑道
[00:09:09] 遇上非吓趴下不可
[00:09:12] 古风和尚做梦也没想到
[00:09:15] 龙云凤这时候来了
[00:09:18] 这舌头有点发短
[00:09:21] 这脸呐
[00:09:22] 当时都紫了都
[00:09:25] 尴尬吧嘴说不出话了
[00:09:31] 只玩这个劲
[00:09:33] 梅良祖
[00:09:34] 谷云飞遗憾坏了
[00:09:37] 卢云凤半生
[00:09:40] 真要挑了笔标注就没完了
[00:09:44] 这个男士包怎么这时候呢
[00:09:48] 赶紧起身行礼
[00:09:50] A rong Rao 剑客
[00:09:52] 哪阵香风把你刮到这儿来了
[00:09:55] 荣饶剑客赶紧请坐
[00:09:58] 请坐
[00:09:59] 不必啦
[00:10:01] 徐良
[00:10:01] 你过来
[00:10:03] 徐良一开始
[00:10:04] 龙云凤打心眼往外
[00:10:07] 那么痛苦
[00:10:09] 赶紧双膝跪倒
[00:10:12] 老人家来了
[00:10:13] 晚辈迎接老人家
[00:10:18] 少耍嘴皮
[00:10:21] 我去量啊
[00:10:23] 刚才这秃驴说的话你都听见了
[00:10:26] 把地址全听见
[00:10:28] 他说的是人话吗
[00:10:31] 他说
[00:10:31] 我给你留心眼了
[00:10:33] 你承认不承认
[00:10:36] 你是实心实意地传授我本事
[00:10:39] 哎
[00:10:40] 这就对了
[00:10:42] 不错
[00:10:43] 是有后半截
[00:10:45] 内后半截的确叫阴阳三只脚
[00:10:49] 我认为的还没到时候
[00:10:53] 到时候你不用问我就交给你了
[00:10:57] 哎
[00:10:58] 这是你先18 不感慨
[00:11:01] 使得
[00:11:01] 不得理儿了
[00:11:03] 我再把绝活传授给你
[00:11:05] 绝不是像涂驴说的那样
[00:11:08] 师徒之间还耍心眼
[00:11:11] 看来这大和尚是挑拨离间
[00:11:13] 没安好心呢
[00:11:16] 行
[00:11:16] 刚才我看了
[00:11:18] 你使用这种绝活还不太熟练
[00:11:21] 往后还得认真地学
[00:11:23] 认真地练
[00:11:25] 我明白
[00:11:26] 闪推房
[00:11:27] 我先跟他算算账
[00:11:29] 秃驴
[00:11:30] 跟我说说清楚
[00:11:33] 五峰这会儿把心血平下去
[00:11:37] 脸也不那么紫
[00:11:40] 赶紧站起身来
[00:11:41] 双掌合十
[00:11:43] 阿弥陀佛
[00:11:46] 容貌健康
[00:11:48] 何必认真呢
[00:11:50] 赶紧请坐
[00:11:53] 咱慢慢的聊
[00:11:55] 不
[00:11:56] 我是急性子
[00:11:58] 我坐不住
[00:11:59] 你给我解释清楚
[00:12:00] 然后我再做怎么回事儿
[00:12:03] 没想到你是个出家人
[00:12:05] 你挑拨离间
[00:12:07] 手段毒辣
[00:12:09] 当着这么多人的面
[00:12:11] 怎么说我的坏话
[00:12:13] 我龙云凤是办一份吗
[00:12:16] 我承认有时糊涂
[00:12:18] 有时明白
[00:12:20] 现在我就是明白的时候
[00:12:23] 你说说怎么回事儿
[00:12:24] 哎
[00:12:25] 我弥陀佛
[00:12:28] 讨厌那玩意儿没有
[00:12:31] 表面上你是个出家人
[00:12:34] 是佛门弟子
[00:12:35] 实质你一肚子花火
[00:12:38] 哦
[00:12:38] 你徒弟丢人了
[00:12:40] 你觉得挂不住你找借口
[00:12:43] 你拿屎盆子往我脑袋上扣
[00:12:46] 我告诉你我卢云凤不是饶人的
[00:12:49] 今天说清楚了
[00:12:51] 让我服了还罢了
[00:12:53] 说不清楚
[00:12:54] 我要不服劲儿
[00:12:56] 我出去咱俩就分个高低上下
[00:13:02] 这吴云飞啊
[00:13:04] 每两组赶紧解劝荣小姐姐
[00:13:10] 自家人何必伤了和气
[00:13:13] 大和尚这么说
[00:13:15] 肯定有一定的道理
[00:13:17] 您学习这坐下听他说
[00:13:21] 如果说的您不顺耳
[00:13:23] 您再翻脸也不吃晚呢
[00:13:26] 你说是不是啊
[00:13:27] 错错错
[00:13:29] 几个红的龙云he
[00:13:31] 徐良也怕自家人伤了和气
[00:13:34] 徐良也劝啊
[00:13:36] 是否
[00:13:38] 你何必动怒
[00:13:40] 大和尚是跟我开玩笑
[00:13:43] 他是前辈
[00:13:44] 我是晚辈
[00:13:45] 这说的生意一点也算不了什么
[00:13:49] 你们之间多年的交情
[00:13:51] 不分彼此
[00:13:53] 你何必太认真
[00:13:56] 你当什么和事佬呢
[00:13:58] 懂得个屁
[00:14:00] 你给我推到旁边
[00:14:02] 今儿个他不给我个明确的答复
[00:14:05] 玩不了
[00:14:08] 大和尚没辙
[00:14:10] 吭哧瘪肚
[00:14:11] 想着点CIA
[00:14:14] 容貌健康
[00:14:16] 说话别太放肆
[00:14:19] 就是别太过分
[00:14:21] 我也这般年岁了
[00:14:23] 你嘴角不干净
[00:14:26] 伤人的心
[00:14:27] 刺人的er 啊
[00:14:30] 你说是不是少来这套
[00:14:33] 要想叫人说话顺你的心
[00:14:36] 不次你点儿
[00:14:37] 你得做出那种事儿
[00:14:40] 你这么做事情
[00:14:42] 那就是适得其反呢
[00:14:44] 你甭跟我扯闲片儿
[00:14:46] 说正经的
[00:14:47] 怎么回事儿
[00:14:48] 给我摆摆道理迷狂花
[00:14:54] 老剑客
[00:14:55] 你不要盛气凌人
[00:14:57] 逼人太甚
[00:14:59] 方才徐良说的不假
[00:15:02] 我无非是跟他半开玩笑
[00:15:06] 无意之中说出这几句话
[00:15:09] 老剑客何必认真呢
[00:15:11] 哎
[00:15:13] 我只能这么解释
[00:15:15] 我解释旁的你也听不进去
[00:15:18] 老师讲课你没留心眼
[00:15:21] 你干哈不
[00:15:22] 我想你赔礼了
[00:15:24] 不行
[00:15:26] 做这么糊了八涂的
[00:15:28] 这关你过不去
[00:15:30] 你必须说个清楚
[00:15:33] 荣昌
[00:15:35] 你别认为我古风是好欺负的
[00:15:38] 既然你不依不饶
[00:15:40] 我不解释你该怎样
[00:15:43] 哎呀哎
[00:15:45] 大伙儿听听完横店啊
[00:15:48] 没理啦
[00:15:50] 我偷鱼啊
[00:15:51] 旁人怕你
[00:15:53] 我不摆你
[00:15:55] 你别觉着你是少林僧
[00:15:58] 什么三当家的
[00:16:00] 你有俩师兄
[00:16:02] 大师兄扭转乾坤
[00:16:04] 目览十方
[00:16:06] 欧阳中慧二师兄
[00:16:08] 铜金刚
[00:16:09] 铁罗汉
[00:16:10] 柏成大力佛
[00:16:11] 欧阳普忠
[00:16:12] 那顶个屁呀
[00:16:14] 你师兄是师兄
[00:16:16] 你是你呀
[00:16:18] 你要养着少林寺派别的力量
[00:16:22] 那没有用啊
[00:16:25] 是不是呢
[00:16:26] 我没拿少林寺当回事儿
[00:16:29] 什么五宗13 派头
[00:16:31] 把金交椅狗屁
[00:16:34] 在峨山派眼里看来
[00:16:37] 少林算个啥呀
[00:16:39] 你说我歪门邪道
[00:16:40] 我还说你歪门邪道不发
[00:16:44] 今天你解释不清楚
[00:16:47] 我就不离开龙泉寺
[00:16:51] 说到这儿
[00:16:52] 咱给介绍介绍
[00:16:54] 龙云风从哪冒出来的
[00:16:58] 原来柘荣云凤四海为家
[00:17:01] 疯疯癫癫
[00:17:03] 你这会儿看着在民权四
[00:17:06] 几天不见
[00:17:08] 还举在海东傲来国
[00:17:11] 在几天不见
[00:17:12] 或许出现在东京变量
[00:17:15] 再见不着他
[00:17:16] 或许就出现在云南嘎果
[00:17:20] 就这位
[00:17:20] 飘忽不定
[00:17:22] 神龙见首不见尾
[00:17:25] 这次
[00:17:27] 还真从磨山来
[00:17:30] 奉师之命
[00:17:32] 搞下巴骨
[00:17:34] 找了一个月也没找着
[00:17:37] 后来龙云凤听着信儿了
[00:17:40] 因为什么呢
[00:17:41] 九月初一三教评理大会
[00:17:45] 避免选在华山修罗刹
[00:17:50] 龙云凤一琢磨
[00:17:52] 干脆
[00:17:54] 我上三角塘
[00:17:56] 我参加这个大会
[00:17:58] 对不住下巴骨也参加这个大会
[00:18:01] 那不就遇上了吗
[00:18:04] 我何必这么辛苦东西头西一趟的找他呢
[00:18:08] 另外呢瓶小徐良
[00:18:11] 看看开封府的众人
[00:18:13] 哎
[00:18:13] 我到那也凑凑热闹
[00:18:15] 不给我请贴
[00:18:16] 我也去
[00:18:18] 他说抱着这个新来的
[00:18:21] 为什么到古刹龙泉寺呢
[00:18:24] 它跟古风和尚也有交情
[00:18:28] 但这个交情比较肤浅
[00:18:30] 见了面也开玩笑
[00:18:33] 过两天就分开了
[00:18:35] 这一分开
[00:18:36] 不定几年见不着面
[00:18:38] 今天特别想看望古风
[00:18:42] 因为古风出家在龙泉古刹
[00:18:45] 离着华山不远
[00:18:47] 还想摸摸你
[00:18:50] 可这位白天不串门儿
[00:18:52] 竟半夜串门
[00:18:53] 巧了
[00:18:54] 遇上这件事儿
[00:18:56] 这就是以往的经过
[00:18:58] 没想到一见面弄得不顺心
[00:19:01] 他能不翻
[00:19:03] 他这是要翻脸呢
[00:19:05] 还收不回来呢
[00:19:07] 九头牛也拉不住
[00:19:10] 今天大山不依不饶
[00:19:12] 嗷嗷直叫
[00:19:14] 古风和尚实在是被动
[00:19:17] 心里有点儿后悔
[00:19:19] 我
[00:19:20] 我怎么说出这么几句话
[00:19:22] 到了现在不能自圆其说呀
[00:19:25] 让这老疯婆子标注里了
[00:19:28] 只好变了脸
[00:19:30] 大和尚站起来
[00:19:32] 把绣面往上挽了一挽
[00:19:34] 龙云凤
[00:19:36] 如果你欺人太甚
[00:19:38] 休怪我不客气
[00:19:41] 哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:19:43] 我没法剑客
[00:19:44] 吴老剑客
[00:19:45] 你们看见没
[00:19:46] 这和尚讲理不讲理
[00:19:49] 说不出理儿来就翻了脸了
[00:19:52] 还想伸手跟我比划比划
[00:19:55] 我告诉你
[00:19:56] 古风
[00:19:57] 你徒弟不是我徒弟的对手
[00:20:00] 你也不是我的对手
[00:20:02] 要伸手你是找丢人呢
[00:20:05] 我想问你
[00:20:06] 你真栽了跟头
[00:20:08] 你们少林派往哪摆
[00:20:11] 嗯
[00:20:12] 就看看谁是正宗谁是歪门邪道
[00:20:16] 今天我教训教训你
[00:20:19] 老价格
[00:20:20] 别别
[00:20:20] 最好别伸手
[00:20:21] 闪开
[00:20:23] 今天我就会会少林D 高人
[00:20:26] 我看他怎么样
[00:20:28] 还没等伸手呢
[00:20:30] 墙上跳下俩大和尚
[00:20:35] 这俩和尚双手合十
[00:20:38] 高诵佛号
[00:20:40] 阿弥陀佛
[00:20:43] 阿弥陀佛
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