[00:00:01] Genius In France - "Weird Al" Yankovic [00:00:16] I'm not the brightest crayon in the box [00:00:23] Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks [00:00:31] I barely even know how to put on my own pants [00:00:36] But I'm a genius in France yeah [00:00:39] Genius in France genius in France [00:00:45] Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka [00:00:47] I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese [00:00:54] I got a negative number on my SAT's [00:01:02] I'm not good looking [00:01:04] And I don't know how to dance [00:01:08] But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence [00:01:10] I am still widely considered to be a [00:01:12] Genius in France genius in France genius in France [00:01:22] People say I'm a geek a moronic little freak [00:01:26] An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique [00:01:31] If I was any dumber they'd have to water me twice a week [00:01:38] But when the mademoiselles see me they all swoon and shriek [00:01:42] They dig my mystique they think I'm cest magnifique [00:01:46] When I'm in Paree I'm the chicest of the chic [00:01:52] They love my body odor and my bad toupee [00:01:56] They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret [00:01:59] And when I'm sipping on a perrier [00:02:04] In some cafe down in St Tropez [00:02:07] It's hard to keep the fans at bay [00:02:10] They say sign my poodle s'il vous plait [00:02:13] Sign my poodle s'il vous plait [00:02:17] Hemenene humenene himenene homenene [00:02:18] Poodle poodle [00:02:31] Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool [00:02:34] Got too much chlorine in my gene pool [00:02:37] A few peas short of a casserole [00:02:41] A few buttons missing on my remote control [00:02:45] A few fries short of a happy meal [00:02:48] I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel [00:02:54] Instructions on the heel [00:02:57] Instructions on the heel [00:03:00] But when I'm in provence I get free croissants [00:03:03] Yeah I'm the guy every French lady wants [00:03:06] And if you ask 'em why you're bound to get this response [00:03:10] He's a genius in France [00:03:11] Genius in France [00:03:12] That's right [00:03:13] He's a genius in France [00:03:15] Genius in France [00:03:16] You know it [00:03:17] He's a genius in France geniuse in France genius in France [00:03:24] I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree [00:03:31] But the folks in France they don't seem to agree [00:03:37] They say Bonjour Monsieur would you take ze picture with me [00:03:44] I say oui oui [00:03:47] That's right I say oui oui [00:03:51] Oui oui [00:03:54] He says oui oui [00:03:58] I'm dumber than a box of hair [00:04:02] But those Frenchies don't seem to care [00:04:05] Don't know why mon frere [00:04:07] But they love me there [00:04:08] I'm a genius in France [00:04:12] I'm a genius in France [00:04:16] Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes [00:04:22] Gonna make those Frenchies scream [00:04:25] You ze man [00:04:26] You ze man [00:04:27] You ze man [00:04:28] Like a fine renoir waa waa [00:04:31] I've got that je ne c'est quoi quoi [00:04:34] Like a fine renoir waa ooh la la [00:04:37] I've got that je ne c'est [00:04:39] Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo [00:04:43] Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo [00:04:47] Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy [00:04:48] Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy [00:04:50] Bow [00:04:54] I'm a taco short of a combo plate [00:04:57] But by some twist of fate [00:04:58] All the frogs think I'm great [00:05:00] Oh the men all faint and the women scream [00:05:03] They like me more than heavy cream [00:05:07] When I'm in versailles [00:05:08] I'm a popular guy [00:05:10] My oh my [00:05:11] I'm as French as apple pie apple pie [00:05:15] They think I'm awfully witty a riot and a half [00:05:19] When I tell a stupid joke [00:05:20] They laugh haw haw haw haw haw [00:05:22] And laugh haw haw haw haw haw [00:05:24] People in France have lots of attitude 404

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