[00:00:00] The Streak - Country Crusaders [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Hello everyone this is your action [00:00:03] 大家好 现在轮到你了 [00:00:03] News reporter with all the news [00:00:04] 新闻主播 播报着新闻 [00:00:04] That is news across the nation [00:00:05] 整个国家的新闻 [00:00:05] On the scene at the supermarket There [00:00:07] 在超市的大屏幕上 [00:00:07] Seems to have been some disturbance here [00:00:09] 似乎有人打断了你的注意力 [00:00:09] Pardon me sir did you see [00:00:11] 不好意思 先生 你看到了吗 [00:00:11] What happened [00:00:11] 发生什么了 [00:00:11] Yeah I did I's standin' overe there by [00:00:14] 是的 我站在那里 [00:00:14] The tomaters and here he [00:00:15] 番茄砸向我 他跑过来了 [00:00:15] Come running through the pole beans [00:00:16] 穿过抛洒物的攻击 [00:00:16] Through the fruits and vegetables [00:00:17] 穿过蔬菜水果的攻击 [00:00:17] Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t' [00:00:20] 像只鸟一样 我大喊 [00:00:20] Ethel I said "Don't look Ethel " [00:00:21] Ethel 不要看 [00:00:21] But it's too late she'd already been incensed [00:00:23] 但太迟了 她已经生气了 [00:00:23] Here he comes look at that look at that [00:00:26] 他来了 看看这些吧 [00:00:26] There he goes look at that look at that [00:00:28] 他走了 看看这些吧 [00:00:28] And he ain't wearin' no clothes [00:00:30] 他穿着衣服 [00:00:30] Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:00:32] 是的 我们称他条纹先生 [00:00:32] Look at that look at that [00:00:35] 看看这些吧 [00:00:35] Fastest thing on two feet [00:00:35] 两条腿真快 [00:00:35] Look at that look at that [00:00:38] 看看这些吧 [00:00:38] He's just as proud as he can be [00:00:40] 他如此骄傲 [00:00:40] Of his anatomy [00:00:41] 由于它的骨骼 [00:00:41] He goin' give us a peek [00:00:43] 他瞥了我们一眼 [00:00:43] Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:00:47] 是的 他们称他条纹先生 [00:00:47] Look at that look at that [00:00:50] 看看这些吧 [00:00:50] He likes to show off his physique [00:00:51] 他喜欢炫耀他的身材 [00:00:51] Look at that look at that [00:00:54] 看看这些吧 [00:00:54] If there's an audience to be found [00:00:55] 如果他发现有观众 [00:00:55] He'll be streakin' around [00:00:57] 他会一直旋转 [00:00:57] Invitin' public critique [00:00:58] 接受大家批评 [00:00:58] This is your action news reporter once again and [00:01:02] 主播 又是你播报新闻 [00:01:02] We're here at the gas [00:01:03] 我们在加气站旁边 [00:01:03] Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened [00:01:06] 不好意思 先生 你看到发生什么了吗 [00:01:06] Yeah I did I's just in here gettin [00:01:09] 是的 我看到了 我正要停车 [00:01:09] My car checked he just appeared out of the traffic [00:01:12] 他突然出现在这 [00:01:12] Come streakin' around the grease rack there didn't [00:01:15] 在油脂机架周围旋转 [00:01:15] Have nothin' on but a smile [00:01:17] 脸上带着微笑 [00:01:17] I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' [00:01:20] 我注视着 Ethel 进来了 [00:01:20] Her a cold drink I hollered " [00:01:22] 端着个冷饮 我大喊 [00:01:22] Don't look Ethel " But it was too late [00:01:24] 不要看 Ethel 但太迟了 [00:01:24] She'd already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of [00:01:28] 她情绪已经上来了 在她右边闪了一下 [00:01:28] The shock absorbers [00:01:29] 让所有注视者震惊 [00:01:29] He ain't crude look at that look at that [00:01:33] 他不粗鲁 看看这些吧 [00:01:33] He ain't lewd look at that look at that [00:01:35] 他不下流 看看这些吧 [00:01:35] He's just in the mood to run in the nude [00:01:37] 他只是喜欢光着身子跑 [00:01:37] Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:01:39] 是的 他们叫他条纹先生 [00:01:39] Look at that look at that [00:01:42] 看看这些吧