Fat (肥胖) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // Your butt is wide well mine is too 你屁股很大 真巧我也是 Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you 说话小心点 不然我坐扁你 The word is out better treat me right 听到没 最好对我客气点 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite 因为我是脂肪之王 Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right 加火腿 再加火腿 加在全麦面包上 够劲! My zippers bust my buckles break 我的拉链爆裂 我的纽扣蹦飞 I'm too much man for you to take 我可不是你能轻易招惹的 The pavement cracks when I fall down 我一但跌倒 马路就会裂开 I've got more chins than Chinatown 我下巴的层数比唐人街的居民还多 Well I've never used a phone booth 我从没用过电话亭 And I've never seen my toes 也从没见过我的脚趾 When I'm goin' to the movies 当我去看电影时 I take up seven rows 要占7排座位! Because I'm fat I'm fat come on 因为我肥 我肥 怎么的? (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 真正的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it 知道不 我肥 我肥 就这么肥 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 无敌的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat come on you know 知道不 我肥 就这么肥 你看着办吧 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 超凡的肥 Don'tcha call me pudgy portly or stout 别叫我胖墩 肥佬 或肉球 Just now tell me once again who's fat 只需再告诉我一遍谁最肥 When I walk out to get my mail 当我出门拿信件 It measures on the Richter scale 地震仪会有反应 Down at the beach I'm a lucky man 去海边时我是幸运儿 I'm the only one who gets a tan 我是唯一能晒到太阳的人 If I have one more pie a la mode 如果我再吃一份冰淇淋派 I'm gonna need my own zip code 我就得为自己的身体申请区域号码了 When you're only having seconds 当你只吃到第2盘菜时 I'm having twenty-thirds 我已经在吃第23盘了 When I go to get my shoes shined 当我去擦皮鞋时 I gotta take their word 只能听他们形容擦得怎样 Because I'm fat I'm fat sha mone 因为我肥 我肥 怎么的? (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 真正的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it 知道不 我肥 我肥 就这么肥 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 无敌的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know 知道不 我肥 就这么肥 你看着办吧 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 超凡的肥 And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds 我的影子重达42磅 Lemme tell you once again who's fat 让我再告诉你一遍谁最肥! If you see me comin' your way 如果你看到我向你走来 Better give me plenty space 最好给我腾出大量空间 If I tell you that I'm hungry 如果我跟你说我饿了 Then won't you feed my face 你敢不喂我吃的吗? Because I'm fat I'm fat come on 因为我肥 我肥 怎么的? (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 真正的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it 知道不 我肥 我肥 就这么肥 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 无敌的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know 知道不 我肥 就这么肥 你看着办吧 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 超凡的肥 Woo woo woo when I sit around the house 当我坐在房子周围 I really sit around the house 我是真的坐在了房子周围 You know I'm fat I'm fat come on 知道不 我肥 我肥 就这么肥 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 真正的肥 You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know it 知道不 我肥 就这么肥 你看着办 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 无敌的肥 You know you know you know come on 知道不 我肥 就这么肥 你看着办吧 (Fat fat really really fat) 肥 肥 超凡的肥 And you know all by myself I'm a crowd 知道不 我巨大 我肥 就这么肥 Lemme tell you once again 让我再告诉你一遍