Hello patient 24602 I'm sorry- Hello how are- How are you feeling Um not great Has the treatment been working Uh I don't think so no What are your remaining symptoms I just- I internalize my feelings a lot I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people I feel like I just- So basically you're still a little b**ch Yes very mature of you Disembodied voice way up there I was just joking ni**a All right you're not safe In Wisconsin you might f**k with that sh*t I'm not human I can say whatever I want Okay just let's get to the point What's wrong with me please Please Your emotions and your logic are at war OK Your creativity and your analysis are at war And most simply Your left and right brain are at war My left and my- To fix the problem we must Separate them from each other Sep- Splitting your neurological functions In 5 4 (Can we book an appointment or something ) 3 You just don't start counting Down to major medical procedures 2 1 This may hurt a bit (I don't even know what 'it' is) (Just tell me what you're-) Isolation complete This is Bo's left brain objective Logical cold analytical Aware of patterns aware of trends He's efficient and a prick This is Bo's right brain subjective Creative sensory Aware of feelings aware of people He's emotional and an idiot (That's your opinion-just careful with opinions) Okay boys play nice I am the left brain I am the left brain I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain You got a job you better do it right In the right way is with the left brains might I like oreos and p**sy yah (yes in that order) And I cried for at least an hour After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody ) Cause I am the right brain I have feelings I'm a little all over the place But I'm lustful and trustful And I'm looking for somebody to love Or put my penis in Here comes a female here comes a female Puff your chest I'll take your phone out And check your email Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate So gather data now and see If she's a possible mate Holy f**k I think she might be the one There's something about her I just can't describe it Tits I am the earth she is the glorious sun I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i Say this- sit on my face (Sit Sit on my face ) Alright now right brain you're being insane No left brain I'm just being alive You should try it you might like it I worked hard to give him everything He cared about You were worried about the things That he was scared about I'm calm and collected when you act wild I am the adult you are child You think you're the right one every time You think you know everything But you don't know anything at all Half of his problems were supposed to be mine But you wanted everything I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not Well according to my calculations I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again You're a giant p**sy Really name calling Really You're gonna just do name calling I'm name calling names alright I'm just stating facts alright The fact is you're a quivering p**sy I'm the p**sy Really Well at least I don't play with toys still Rubik's cubes are not toys alright They keep my spacial rethink skills Sharp Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king Look at you Mr you're a toy player Well at least I did my f**king job All right I kept him working I kept him productive You were supposed to look after him You were supposed to keep him emotionally Stable for all this Now you're trying to blame me For how he's feeling how he's feeling If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him You did this to him he hates you I know he does he f**king hates you Right brain look I'm sorry okay No you're not Look maybe there's something We could do together Together Take the best parts of both of us And put them together I'm listening It would let you let your feelings out It would let me analyze So you could man the themes; I'll man the form It's something that George Carlin did It's something Steve Martin did It's something special