[00:00:00] Barbershop - D-12 [00:00:02] Written by:Luis Resto/D. Porter/Ondre Moore/V. Carlisle/D. Holton/R. Johnson [00:00:05] This time we're gonna do our thing huh [00:00:08] Is that aight wit' y'all yeah [00:00:11] It's gotta be 'cause we gon' do it anyway [00:00:13] Ain't that right fellaz yeah [00:00:16] Fellaz ain't that right yeah [00:00:18] Haha [00:00:21] Tell ya people that I'm the man [00:00:26] I can't be faded there's been a change of plans [00:00:30] You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop [00:00:35] You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where [00:00:38] At the barbershop [00:00:41] Well it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up burp fart [00:00:45] That's right I just woke up [00:00:46] From an excruciating evening at work woman so what [00:00:48] That it's two thirty PM I'm grown dammit straight up [00:00:51] And know when through my finger either [00:00:53] I think it is time we bust you know [00:00:54] Leave the premises less you planning to cook I mean it's [00:00:57] Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that [00:00:59] Big party tonight thrown at K P productions [00:01:02] And I don't wanna lose my spot [00:01:04] 'Cause everybody know big O got the tightest fans on the block [00:01:06] So I got to be in that seat at four o'clock [00:01:09] Shoot I need me some crispy ones to go with my new outfit [00:01:12] Tell ya people that I'm the man [00:01:16] I can't be faded there's been a change of plans [00:01:21] You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop [00:01:24] At the barbershop [00:01:26] You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where [00:01:29] At the barbershop [00:01:33] Understand me now I'm cool as a breeze wassup playa wassup [00:01:35] On the black hand side gimme some grease alright [00:01:38] I want a line up and I don't want you to fate me nope [00:01:40] A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me [00:01:43] So what's happening the hood's seeing in [00:01:45] I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin [00:01:47] Who got shot mike who got jumped Eric [00:01:49] Who got ganked shay who got robbed dee [00:01:51] Who went to jail chuck who got saved rick [00:01:53] Who's getting money and who's broke as a joke [00:01:55] And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that d**e [00:01:58] You get it all at this little dusty place [00:02:00] Let me be still she getting out the razor from my face [00:02:03] See tell ya people that I'm the man [00:02:08] I can't be faded there's been a change of plans [00:02:13] You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop [00:02:15] At the barbershop [00:02:17] You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where [00:02:20] At the barbershop [00:02:23] You heard of me the fat guy that raps [00:02:26] Now it's time for bizarre to take off his shower cap [00:02:28] It's been five days I patiently waited [00:02:31] Saturday morning it's time to get faded [00:02:33] And I mean get faded I mean get faded [00:02:36] Damn at four o'clock I didn't almost make it [00:02:38] My barber's name is Sarah she don't really know how to cut [00:02:41] But she got some nice teeth and big ol' butt [00:02:43] So two days a week I get faded for no reason [00:02:46] Same old haircut keep it low and even [00:02:49] If you see me in a barbershop go on and run [00:02:51] 'Cause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe nails done [00:02:54] Got here full grip but can't call the cops [00:02:57] I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop [00:02:59] Jump in the seat yo give me the line and [00:03:02] And tell me who came through shining [00:03:04] My homeboy scooped up in a new truck [00:03:07] Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks [00:03:09] Then he started bragging 'bout his last lick [00:03:12] Cut me a design along with his address [00:03:14] You can have a million dollar suit on shining with your karats up [00:03:17] But it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut [00:03:19] Now who next um I just want my son to get a tape up [00:03:22] What about you sweetie so what you trying say [00:03:24] I'm just playing with you baby hey he do this all the time