[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 武松啊 [00:00:00] 不会什么水 [00:00:02] 但是呢比不会的强点 [00:00:06] 她在水里就折腾开了 [00:00:08] 内意思想起来 [00:00:10] 想到岸上 [00:00:12] 心有力不足吧 [00:00:14] 等等等等等等等等等等 [00:00:20] 这份折腾 [00:00:22] 可就在这个时候 [00:00:25] 从庄园的里边儿来了一伙人 [00:00:29] 弄了20多口子 [00:00:31] 手中各拿刀枪棍棒 [00:00:35] 为首的人个头也不高 [00:00:38] 向短波粗 [00:00:40] 原本脸刷子没 [00:00:43] 能有个二十六七岁 [00:00:46] 手里头拎着一口扑当 [00:00:49] 一边往这儿来 [00:00:51] 一边问 [00:00:52] 在哪呢 [00:00:53] 她不是跑了 [00:00:54] 跑不远 [00:00:55] 很容易跑不远 [00:00:56] 就在这儿 [00:00:57] 就在这儿 [00:00:59] 说着话 [00:01:00] 奔到西边 [00:01:02] 人们往水里一看 [00:01:03] 看见了 [00:01:04] 哎 [00:01:05] 这哎呀 [00:01:07] 头领 [00:01:08] 就这小子 [00:01:08] 就这小子 [00:01:10] 就这野和尚 [00:01:11] 他怎么跑这儿扎蒙子来了 [00:01:14] 与此同时 [00:01:16] 从酒馆那个方向又来了一伙人 [00:01:21] 也有二三十口子 [00:01:23] 为首的是个搓胖子 [00:01:26] 就是被武松扔到心中那一组 [00:01:30] 被人家就回去换了一套衣服 [00:01:34] 带着打手回来找武松 [00:01:37] 结果到酒馆一看 [00:01:39] 人没了 [00:01:40] 春丽正在寻找 [00:01:42] 也来到这地方 [00:01:43] 两伙凑在一块儿 [00:01:46] 闹了半天 [00:01:47] 这俩人是亲哥俩 [00:01:51] 兄弟 [00:01:51] 挨了打了 [00:01:52] 把哥哥请出来帮忙 [00:01:55] 来找吴松再次相遇 [00:01:58] 挨打的那个主意 [00:01:59] 看哥哥 [00:02:01] 就是这个和尚 [00:02:03] 把他整上来 [00:02:05] 非得出出气不可 [00:02:06] 来来来 [00:02:10] 毛钩 [00:02:11] 套索都霹雳啪嗒啪嗒的袍子上的把武松给练上来了 [00:02:17] 内口雪花镔铁 [00:02:18] 钢刀又给捞上来了 [00:02:21] 武松到了上面就动不了地方 [00:02:24] 肚子灌得多大呀 [00:02:27] 呼哧呼哧光喘气 [00:02:30] 因此被人家三道要捆了个结结实实 [00:02:36] 几个人换班 [00:02:37] 抬着把他抬进庄村 [00:02:41] 到了人家这一亩三分地儿 [00:02:44] 就得听人家的 [00:02:47] 武松肚子里还有水呢 [00:02:50] 有水活该 [00:02:51] 人家管你这套 [00:02:54] 把武松的衣服拔掉 [00:02:56] 光穿个裤头 [00:02:58] 就给吊在梁坨上了 [00:03:03] 这哥俩搬把椅子往面前一坐 [00:03:05] 哼 [00:03:07] 善有善报 [00:03:08] 恶有恶报 [00:03:11] 你个和尚 [00:03:12] 这是你自讨苦吃 [00:03:15] 来一打 [00:03:17] 回来打死打哎 [00:03:21] 过了 [00:03:22] 两个年轻人拎着鞭子 [00:03:25] 这回甭沾水 [00:03:27] 武松身上都是水 [00:03:30] 把头发滴滴答答往下淌水呢 [00:03:34] 因此 [00:03:35] 这两条满边飞舞绕 [00:03:39] 啪嗒啪嗒 [00:03:41] 啪嗒啪嗒啪嗒 [00:03:44] 也不管脑袋 [00:03:46] 屁股就抽开 [00:03:49] 这几鞭子 [00:03:51] 把武松抽地清醒过来了 [00:03:54] 他心里明白 [00:03:55] 哎呀 [00:03:57] 怪我 [00:03:59] 菜园的张清兄嫂一再告诉我 [00:04:03] 酒要少吃 [00:04:05] 我也明白这个理儿 [00:04:07] 可到了时候 [00:04:08] 自己管不了自己 [00:04:11] 我要不是喝酒喝多了 [00:04:14] 何至如此 [00:04:16] 人家打我呀 [00:04:17] 我该打呀 [00:04:19] 不打我打谁 [00:04:22] 谁让我打了人家呢 [00:04:23] 哎 [00:04:25] 落到这一步 [00:04:26] 爱怎么地怎么地吧 [00:04:29] 武松把牙关一咬 [00:04:31] 心一横 [00:04:32] 就这么挨鞭子 [00:04:34] 一声都不吭 [00:04:38] 就好像抽木头 [00:04:39] 棒子差不多少 [00:04:42] 这哥俩在这儿坐着看着 [00:04:44] 呵呵 [00:04:46] 有骨头啊 [00:04:48] 看来你真金豆 [00:04:50] 压力太大 [00:04:53] 累了 [00:04:54] 就换人 [00:04:57] 那么 [00:04:57] 真要这样打下去 [00:05:00] 武松这条命就交代了 [00:05:04] 抽了不到十点 [00:05:07] 门外响起脚步声 [00:05:10] 有人进来 [00:05:13] 你们这是打谁呢 [00:05:15] 哎 [00:05:16] 这哥俩回头一看 [00:05:18] 老师 [00:05:20] 您不在后屋休息 [00:05:22] 怎么到这儿 [00:05:22] 我听这儿吵吵喊喊的 [00:05:26] 这 [00:05:26] 这人怎么着 [00:05:27] 您甭甭问 [00:05:30] 山大了 [00:05:30] 什么鸟都有嘛 [00:05:32] 这也贼和尚 [00:05:34] 无缘无故把我兄弟给揍 [00:05:36] 你敢揍他 [00:05:37] 鼻梁子好悬 [00:05:38] 没折了 [00:05:39] 打完了还不说 [00:05:40] 把我兄弟还扔到大溪里 [00:05:42] 好悬没被淹死 [00:05:45] 这不是我们把他给抓住了 [00:05:47] 所以把他打死我们好出气哦 [00:05:52] 是怎么回事儿 [00:05:53] 哎 [00:05:55] 单巴掌拍不响 [00:05:57] 是从两来 [00:05:59] 莫怪一方啊 [00:06:00] 算了算了 [00:06:01] 打打算了 [00:06:02] 别别打 [00:06:02] 别打 [00:06:04] 这种说话真假差 [00:06:07] 打人的主儿往两旁一闪 [00:06:10] 这哥俩也欠身离座 [00:06:13] 规规矩矩躲到旁边 [00:06:16] 后来的这个人 [00:06:19] 来在武松进钱 [00:06:22] 抬起头来仔细观看 [00:06:26] 不看则可 [00:06:28] 等看完了 [00:06:29] 这人大叫了一声 [00:06:31] 哎呀 [00:06:32] 兄弟 [00:06:34] 怎么是你呀 [00:06:39] 武松把眼也睁开了 [00:06:42] 跟这人脸对脸面对面看得非常清楚 [00:06:48] 就见这主儿身形也不高 [00:06:51] 也是个矬胖子 [00:06:54] 长得挺黑 [00:06:56] 一张洁面 [00:06:58] 浓眉阔目 [00:07:00] 一直口方 [00:07:01] 脸上还有点臊皮嘎 [00:07:04] 三流黑狐 [00:07:06] 一眼就看出来了 [00:07:08] 正是及时雨孝义黑三郎宋江 [00:07:17] 武松没想到在这能遇上熟人啊 [00:07:21] 哥哥快来救我 [00:07:23] 哎哟我的兄弟 [00:07:24] 这这怎么说的事 [00:07:26] 快放下来 [00:07:27] 放下来 [00:07:29] 宋江一说话 [00:07:30] 屋里这帮人傻了 [00:07:33] 那个俩也不知道怎么回事 [00:07:35] 快快放下 [00:07:36] 放下 [00:07:38] 这才把武松在梁坡上放下来 [00:07:42] 武松啊 [00:07:43] 胳膊腿儿不好使 [00:07:45] 换联动 [00:07:47] 白挨打呀 [00:07:50] 宋江赶紧招呼人 [00:07:53] 找了棉牌 [00:07:55] 给五松果上两条腿上药 [00:07:59] 然后排着离开这间屋 [00:08:01] 赶奔二道院 [00:08:04] 这儿的怨 [00:08:05] 屋里头温暖如春 [00:08:08] 生了两个大盘火盆 [00:08:11] 一进屋 [00:08:12] 热气突脸 [00:08:15] 武松就感觉着浑身上下那么舒服 [00:08:19] 有人把床给之上 [00:08:22] 炭火盆搬得进钱 [00:08:25] 那个歌俩站到宋江后的制作压花 [00:08:31] 师傅 [00:08:33] 这是谁啊 [00:08:35] 哎呀 [00:08:37] 咱们经常提炼 [00:08:40] 昨天我还跟你们讲呢 [00:08:42] 我的过命好朋友 [00:08:45] 我的兄弟武松武二郎啊 [00:08:51] 是啊 [00:08:53] 他就是景阳岗打虎的英雄 [00:08:56] 是啊呸 [00:08:59] 哎呀 [00:09:00] 不行啊 [00:09:01] 这不是一个和声啊 [00:09:04] 就说我 [00:09:04] 我也弄糊涂了 [00:09:06] 我也得问问是怎么回事儿 [00:09:08] 反正他是我兄弟 [00:09:13] 这阵武松啊 [00:09:14] 就坐起来了 [00:09:15] Na 真是铜打铁铸的汉子 [00:09:19] 宋江说 [00:09:19] 你别动 [00:09:20] 你就在这躺着 [00:09:22] 好好讲讲讲讲 [00:09:23] 不没事儿 [00:09:24] 没事儿给我缓过来 [00:09:28] 有人给历经一碗姜汤水 [00:09:31] 又辣又烫 [00:09:33] 武松喝了一碗 [00:09:35] A 这一喝不要紧 [00:09:37] 把肚子里的水给引上来 [00:09:39] 哇哇吐了半坛桶 [00:09:41] 紧跟着又喝了一碗 [00:09:43] 一切恢复正常 [00:09:48] 那个俩扑通跪下 [00:09:50] 无毒涛 [00:09:52] 我们有眼不识泰山 [00:09:56] 把您给伤了 [00:09:57] 我们是罪该万死 [00:09:59] 在您面前请罪 [00:10:03] 武松转过身问宋江 [00:10:06] 大哥 [00:10:07] 这这是谁嗨 [00:10:09] 我的两个徒弟 [00:10:12] 他用手一指搓胖子 [00:10:14] 就是被武松打的那个主人送绰号毛头星 [00:10:21] 他叫苦恋 [00:10:23] 这位是她哥哥 [00:10:24] 叫独火星孔铭 [00:10:29] 这亲弟兄 [00:10:30] 将来梁山100单八将也有他们俩 [00:10:37] 啊 [00:10:37] 武松一听是一家人了 [00:10:39] 赶紧用手相掺把孔是弟兄拉起来 [00:10:44] 这哥儿俩觉着太不好意思了 [00:10:46] 毒头 [00:10:47] 你可别说了 [00:10:48] 别说了 [00:10:48] 不知者不怪 [00:10:52] 不打不相识嘛 [00:10:54] 这算得了什么呢 [00:10:56] 我不是也把你们给打了 [00:10:58] 真是 [00:11:00] 哎呀 [00:11:00] 您呢 [00:11:01] 手头可真够重的 [00:11:02] 好像没把我给拍死 [00:11:05] 一句话把大伙儿全逗乐了 [00:11:08] 孔氏弟兄吩咐一声 [00:11:10] 排摆酒宴 [00:11:12] 给武都头接风洗尘 [00:11:16] 也给他压惊 [00:11:18] 一声令下 [00:11:19] 如山倒啊 [00:11:21] 几十名庄克根穿梭一样在屋里飘摆桌椅 [00:11:27] 酒宴摆下 [00:11:29] 宋江叫武松做上手na [00:11:33] 武松能干呢 [00:11:34] 哥哥您折煞我的阳寿啊 [00:11:38] 您是主任 [00:11:39] 您应当坐 [00:11:40] 正坐我在侧 [00:11:41] 坐相陪 [00:11:43] 那个两把了横头 [00:11:47] 推杯换盏 [00:11:49] 边吃边谈 [00:11:51] 其他的人垂手站立两旁 [00:11:55] 服饰这次为武松就问宋江 [00:12:01] 大哥 [00:12:03] 咱哥俩一晃分手有一年半了吧 [00:12:08] 嗯 [00:12:09] 何止一年半呢 [00:12:11] 20 个月 [00:12:12] 哎呀 [00:12:13] 武松说 [00:12:14] 时光过得是真快呀 [00:12:18] 那么咱哥俩分手之后 [00:12:20] 您意向如何 [00:12:22] 怎么到这儿来了 [00:12:25] 宋江把酒杯放下了 [00:12:27] 先别 [00:12:29] 你还记得吧 [00:12:30] 咱们弟兄是在柴家庄 [00:12:33] 小旋风柴进地家中相遇 [00:12:38] 后来 [00:12:39] 你先走了 [00:12:41] 你走之后 [00:12:42] 我接茬 [00:12:43] 还在那儿住 [00:12:44] 我又住了大半年呢 [00:12:48] 后来 [00:12:49] 我太想家了 [00:12:51] 又不敢回去 [00:12:53] 恐怕杀阎婆惜一按 [00:12:57] 在揪到我头上 [00:12:59] 因此让我兄弟送亲回家 [00:13:03] 探听风声 [00:13:05] 我兄弟回去一趟 [00:13:07] 又回走柴家庄 [00:13:08] 告诉我不行 [00:13:10] 不让我回去 [00:13:11] 案子还未了结呀 [00:13:14] 虽然风声不那么及格 [00:13:17] 但是官府非要把我捉拿归案不可 [00:13:23] 就这样 [00:13:24] 我不敢回去了 [00:13:26] 我打发我兄弟送亲回家 [00:13:28] 服侍老妇 [00:13:30] 我一个人继续在柴家庄住 [00:13:34] 没过了几天 [00:13:35] 这哥儿俩孔明、孔亮上柴家庄串门儿去 [00:13:39] 正好碰上我了 [00:13:42] 过去我教过他们拳脚棍吧 [00:13:45] 所以以师徒相称 [00:13:48] 这哥俩非把我接到他们家来不可 [00:13:52] 我一想换个地方也行 [00:13:54] 我这才迁居于ce [00:13:57] 我在这儿住了快一年多了 [00:14:01] 哦 [00:14:02] 吴松点点头 [00:14:04] A 宋江就问 [00:14:06] 兄弟 [00:14:07] 你呢 [00:14:09] 咱们弟兄分手之后 [00:14:11] 我听说你景阳岗打虎一举成名 [00:14:16] 后来你在阳谷县做了猪头哥哥 [00:14:20] 我替你高兴 [00:14:22] 又过了一段时间 [00:14:24] 听说出了事儿了 [00:14:26] 你哥哥被人所害 [00:14:28] 你杀了潘金莲 [00:14:32] 又杀了西门庆 [00:14:34] 后来听说你被发配到孟州 [00:14:38] 以后的消息就不清楚了 [00:14:41] 那么你怎么变成了头陀和尚 [00:14:46] 嗨 [00:14:47] 别提了 [00:14:49] 我算倒了霉了 [00:14:52] 吴松就把发配孟州 [00:14:56] 遇上金眼彪施恩 [00:14:58] 如何结拜 [00:15:00] 如何服夺 [00:15:01] 快活林醉打蒋门神 [00:15:04] 如何被张都监所害发配恩州大闹飞云浦、血剑鸳鸯楼 [00:15:13] 把这经过全说了 [00:15:16] 孔明跟孔亮哥俩听着是眉飞色舞 [00:15:23] 有时候呢 [00:15:24] 脸笑得跟一朵花 [00:15:26] 有的时候绷得跟瘟神差不多 [00:15:31] 心中暗想 [00:15:33] 武松真神人也 [00:15:38] 我们真比不了啊 [00:15:40] 顶天立地的英雄 [00:15:42] 做的这些事儿干净利索脆 [00:15:47] 这才叫大丈夫 [00:15:50] 因此 [00:15:50] 孔是弟兄 [00:15:51] 羡慕的是无可无不可 [00:15:56] 宋江听着 [00:15:57] 也不住地点头 [00:16:00] 贤弟啊 [00:16:01] 人这一生 [00:16:03] 七灾八难 [00:16:06] 没有一个一杆子能支到头儿的 [00:16:11] 根据你刚才所说 [00:16:14] 你能有今天 [00:16:15] 这是不幸之中的万幸 [00:16:19] 可不是吗 [00:16:20] 后来我到了大树十字坡 [00:16:23] 我的哥哥菜园子张青 [00:16:26] 嫂子母夜叉孙二娘 [00:16:29] 恐怕官府把我抓着 [00:16:31] 逼着我化妆 [00:16:33] 改扮知道不 [00:16:34] 我也成了托头和尚了 [00:16:39] 这哥俩高兴得不得了 [00:16:42] 烙起来没完 [00:16:43] 没散呢 [00:16:46] 这就应了内句话了 [00:16:49] 久旱逢甘雨 [00:16:51] 他乡遇故知 [00:16:54] 洞房花烛夜 [00:16:57] 金榜题名时 [00:17:00] 漫说古人 [00:17:03] 我们呢也是这样 [00:17:05] 出差到了外地 [00:17:07] U 遇上本乡本土的熟人了 [00:17:11] 你瞧那心情得多高兴啊 [00:17:15] 这宋江啊 [00:17:16] 就问武松 [00:17:18] 那么 [00:17:19] 兄弟 [00:17:19] 下一步我打算怎么办 [00:17:23] 武松一皱眉 [00:17:24] 啊 [00:17:24] 哥哥 [00:17:25] 实不相瞒呢 [00:17:27] 我现在走投无路 [00:17:30] 官府发下海捕公文 [00:17:34] 非要把我抓住归案 [00:17:37] 我能瞪眼叫他们收什么 [00:17:40] 所以我带了封信要投奔二龙山宝珠寺 [00:17:47] 迁至入伙儿 [00:17:49] 从今以后 [00:17:51] 我我就得当土匪啦 [00:17:55] 我没办法 [00:17:57] 哦 [00:17:58] 原来如此 [00:18:00] 我听说花和尚鲁智深青面兽杨志 [00:18:06] 他们的出身也十分了不得呀 [00:18:10] 你们三位要能聚一在一起 [00:18:14] 也未尝不是好事 [00:18:18] 哎 [00:18:18] 盼着吧 [00:18:20] 早晚有一天 [00:18:22] 拨开乌云 [00:18:23] 重现天日 [00:18:26] 这个世界上能讲道理 [00:18:29] 咱们有地方申冤 [00:18:32] 也就好了 [00:18:33] 武松说 [00:18:34] 你还放心 [00:18:35] 没那种年月 [00:18:37] 我看出来了 [00:18:39] 哎 [00:18:39] 还非造反不可了 [00:18:43] 这话就弹起来没完了 [00:18:45] 头一天就这么过去了 [00:18:49] 到了第二天呢 [00:18:50] 孔明 [00:18:50] 孔亮 [00:18:52] 给武松收拾一间好房子 [00:18:55] 屋里收拾的干干净净的 [00:18:58] 炭火盆 [00:19:00] 被褥都给准备了 [00:19:02] 宋江呢 [00:19:03] 凑热闹 [00:19:05] 跟武松搬到一个屋了 [00:19:08] 哥俩晚上没事儿好闲谈 [00:19:11] 那么转过天来 [00:19:13] 红是弟兄设摆酒宴款待宋江和武松 [00:19:19] 一日三餐 [00:19:21] 变着样给做 [00:19:24] 拿武松当活神仙 [00:19:28] 光阴似箭 [00:19:30] 日月如梭 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