[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 人们常说呀 [00:00:03] 福不双至 [00:00:05] 祸不单行 [00:00:08] 这话呀 [00:00:09] 可能多少有点道理 [00:00:13] 就拿前文这段书说 [00:00:17] 大贼魔欧阳天佐二贼魔欧阳天佑 [00:00:23] 到要不成还被人家发现了 [00:00:29] 逼急了就得交手 [00:00:32] 你想想 [00:00:34] 在人家一亩三分地儿能讨出便宜 [00:00:38] 起码他不可能啊 [00:00:41] 而且面对强敌 [00:00:44] 曼说他俩就八个 [00:00:48] 也占不了便宜 [00:00:50] 窦占奎 [00:00:52] 陈斗虎薛城一看这俩贼魔可恶 [00:00:57] 两根儿大烟袋双战老师 [00:00:59] 这还了得 [00:01:01] 喝令庄克沙 [00:01:04] 刹那间是挠钩套索呀 [00:01:09] 上了20 多个 [00:01:11] 这玩意儿往腿肚子上喽 [00:01:14] 你顾前顾不了 [00:01:15] 后顾左顾不了右 [00:01:19] 欧阳天佐一个没留神 [00:01:22] 被勾杆子内勾正好勾在鞋帮子上 [00:01:26] 人家一拽 [00:01:27] 大贼魔站立不稳哦 [00:01:29] Ya ku 通漂亮 [00:01:33] 摔了个仰面朝天 [00:01:35] 烟袋也撒手了 [00:01:37] 爸爸 [00:01:40] 这小伙子把他掐不住了 [00:01:42] 拧胳膊把他捆上 [00:01:47] 欧阳天佑一看不好 [00:01:49] 眼都红了过来 [00:01:51] 要抢救他咯 [00:01:54] 欧阳天佐就喊混帐 [00:01:57] 无比羔子 [00:01:58] 不要管我 [00:01:59] 你快些跑吧 [00:02:01] 快点走 [00:02:03] 混帐无比 [00:02:03] 羔子 [00:02:04] 不要管我 [00:02:07] 欧阳天佐的意思很清楚 [00:02:10] He b 卖一个搭一个 [00:02:13] 你不但救不了我 [00:02:14] 你也走不了 [00:02:17] 欧阳天又没办法了 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[00:04:38] 啪一个摔在地上 [00:04:40] 伸出大脚来 [00:04:41] 把二爷踩住 [00:04:43] 别动 [00:04:45] 您胳膊把欧阳天佑也给捆上 [00:04:49] 像拎包一样 [00:04:52] 拎回陈斗虎的家 [00:04:55] 群贼正等着一看 [00:04:58] 老和尚回来了 [00:05:01] 拎着欧阳天佑大伙儿这个乐呀 [00:05:04] 师父 [00:05:05] 师爷老祖宗 [00:05:07] 您回来啦怎么样 [00:05:12] 没说抓他不费劲 [00:05:16] 真好比探囊取物 [00:05:18] 来来来 [00:05:20] 就把他捆在这院儿里头这不天灯杆子吗 [00:05:24] 捆到杆子上 [00:05:25] A 是拉捆 [00:05:28] 把欧阳天又结结实实捆在天灯杆子上 [00:05:36] 下一步怎么办呢 [00:05:37] 审讯呢 [00:05:40] 问问他们俩怎么来的 [00:05:42] 圣英现在干什么呢 [00:05:44] 做的什么准备 [00:05:46] 蒋伯芳现在到了什么程度你不得了解了解吗 [00:05:52] 大和尚坐下喘喘气儿 [00:05:53] 喝了两口酽茶 [00:05:55] 吩咐一声 [00:05:56] 来呀 [00:05:57] 把欧阳天佐给我提出来 [00:05:59] 也绑在天门杆子上a [00:06:04] 窦占奎 [00:06:05] 陈斗虎领着人感动空伐推开门 [00:06:10] 吩咐一声 [00:06:11] 来呀 [00:06:12] 把欧阳天佐丫出来喂呀喂耶 [00:06:20] 就一愣 [00:06:22] 什么原因 [00:06:24] 网房里一看 [00:06:27] 内根柱子还在那儿呢 [00:06:29] 人踪迹不见 [00:06:32] 欧阳天佐没影儿了 [00:06:34] 烟的郭子也没了 [00:06:37] 捆的那绳儿脱落在地上 [00:06:40] 哎呀 [00:06:41] 怎么跑了 [00:06:43] 被谁给救走了 [00:06:45] 这这怎么回事儿 [00:06:47] 崔道聆听这一阵骚乱 [00:06:50] 不知道怎么回事儿 [00:06:51] 站起身也赶奔空房观看 [00:06:56] 进来一看 [00:06:57] 崔大林 [00:06:57] 明白了哈 [00:06:59] 莫非此任会杰古法 [00:07:04] 哎哟 [00:07:06] 别让他们都跑了 [00:07:08] 说着话转身奔院 [00:07:10] 来到天灯杆子 [00:07:12] 这一看更傻眼了 [00:07:14] 欧阳天佑也踪迹不见 [00:07:18] 绳也脱落在地上 [00:07:20] 烟袋也没影儿了 [00:07:25] 陈豆腐一不了脑袋 [00:07:27] 师爷 [00:07:27] 这怎么回事儿 [00:07:28] 算啦 [00:07:29] 算了算了 [00:07:31] 怪我一时疏忽大意啊 [00:07:35] 我现在才想起来 [00:07:37] 这俩贼魔都会锁骨法 [00:07:42] 你捆得再结实 [00:07:43] 也捆不住 [00:07:45] 他一抖着肩膀绳就松了 [00:07:47] 自然就能逃走了 [00:07:49] 嘿 [00:07:51] 让他们捡了个便宜 [00:07:56] 那个说是那么回事儿 [00:07:58] 一点儿都不假 [00:08:00] 咱也不止一次说过 [00:08:03] 这俩贼魔有特殊D 本是锁骨法 [00:08:08] 又名叫结骨法 [00:08:11] 要说起来还是截骨法比较确切 [00:08:17] 那骨头是固定的 [00:08:18] 能缩嘛缩不了 [00:08:22] 结果这是真的 [00:08:24] 你比方说这吧 [00:08:25] 整一身占这么大个面积 [00:08:29] 你要把它解开 [00:08:32] 不安装a 面积 [00:08:33] 他就占地小 [00:08:36] 他学的这种功夫 [00:08:38] 周身上下的骨头节儿 [00:08:40] 他随便能解哪个就能解 [00:08:42] 哪个一晃的肩膀还能安上 [00:08:45] 人是万物之灵 [00:08:47] 学什么有什么 [00:08:49] 人家学过这种专攻 [00:08:52] 那边说你别白活了 [00:08:54] 哪有那种事儿 [00:08:56] 这个您还真别抬杠 [00:08:59] 您看过世界魔术表演吗 [00:09:04] 有一种真功夫 [00:09:06] 就是那小箱子不大 [00:09:08] 一米八高的大活人钻进去 [00:09:12] 能把它能装下 [00:09:15] 他自己进去还出得来 [00:09:17] 简直是不可思议 [00:09:20] 哎 [00:09:20] 他学过这种专攻啊 [00:09:24] 所以说 [00:09:24] 世界之大 [00:09:26] 无奇不有最好 [00:09:29] 您就别抬杠 [00:09:31] 要不怎么叫贼魔呢 [00:09:34] 果然跟一般人不一样 [00:09:37] 俩人跑了 [00:09:39] 哎呀 [00:09:40] 等离开陈家庄哥儿俩聚会到一起唉声叹气 [00:09:46] 好险好险呐 [00:09:49] 一看这一晚上 [00:09:50] 又白白地过去了 [00:09:53] 并未感到轻松 [00:09:56] 其实说赶紧回去送信 [00:09:59] 不然的话讲包房就活不了了 [00:10:02] 还剩下一天的时间 [00:10:05] 还得想别的主意啊 [00:10:07] 俩人灰溜溜回到李家老店 [00:10:10] 一进门儿甭管 [00:10:12] 大伙就知道怎么样 [00:10:14] 一瞅这俩贼模式狼狈不堪 [00:10:19] 哥俩往那一坐 [00:10:20] 耷拉个脑袋 [00:10:21] 五呀 [00:10:22] 三哥 [00:10:24] 我们是大败而回啊 [00:10:27] 失败了 [00:10:29] 偷解药没希望了 [00:10:33] 欧阳偏右就把经过讲述一遍大骂吹到010分地狡猾 [00:10:41] 我们刚到那儿 [00:10:42] 被人家就发现了 [00:10:45] 圣婴好言安慰啊 [00:10:48] 二位贤弟 [00:10:50] 你们辛苦啦 [00:10:51] 你们做到了 [00:10:52] 仁至义尽 [00:10:55] 这也讲述不了了 [00:10:57] 如果说没有解药 [00:10:58] 蒋伯芳非死不可 [00:11:01] 这是他的命 [00:11:02] 天意该着 [00:11:06] 那谁也没办法 [00:11:09] 可胜鹰嘴这么说着 [00:11:10] 眼泪掉下来 [00:11:12] 回头往床榻上看了看 [00:11:15] 就见蒋伯芳都脱了相了都 [00:11:19] 个头儿似乎也缩小了 [00:11:22] 哪有人模样儿了 [00:11:24] 那漂亮小伙儿判若两人 [00:11:27] 就鼻子事儿稍微扇呼扇呼嗓子眼儿丝儿丝儿有那么一点儿气儿 [00:11:35] 这点这一段就算完 [00:11:39] 屋里的人都哭了 [00:11:42] 天又亮了 [00:11:45] 到正当午时就到了时候了 [00:11:48] 三天三夜声音强忍悲痛 [00:11:54] 把店主李琳叫来了 [00:11:57] 李林也挺难过 [00:11:58] 他是热心肠偷着也掉眼泪 [00:12:02] 虽然跟蒋武也不沾亲不带 [00:12:04] 故相见只是几天 [00:12:07] 他发现这人非常好 [00:12:09] 那么大的能耐 [00:12:11] 活蹦乱跳 [00:12:12] 说死就死了 [00:12:15] 能不难过吗 [00:12:17] 李林边擦眼泪边道 [00:12:19] 圣婴近前 [00:12:21] 老侠客 [00:12:22] 你有什么吩咐 [00:12:25] 李掌柜啊 [00:12:27] 我们摊上逆势给你找来不少的麻烦 [00:12:31] 哎呀 [00:12:31] 老乡哥 [00:12:32] 您别这么说呀 [00:12:34] 这是我的荣幸啊 [00:12:36] 我能跟老侠客各位英雄打交道 [00:12:39] 我就算没白活 [00:12:41] 您您 [00:12:42] 您只管吩咐 [00:12:44] 李掌柜 [00:12:46] 你们附近有棺材铺吗 [00:12:49] 有啊 [00:12:50] 好几家呢 [00:12:52] 麻烦你给定一口上好的棺木让人拉到院里来 [00:13:00] 另外呢 [00:13:00] 你也看见了 [00:13:02] 蒋波方 [00:13:04] 没救啦 [00:13:05] 我们要在店中给他举办丧事 [00:13:10] 这些事情你看着处理吧 [00:13:12] A 您交给我吧 [00:13:15] 老家咯 [00:13:16] 别太难过了啊呃 [00:13:19] 死伤由命 [00:13:21] 富贵在天呐 [00:13:23] 这这 [00:13:23] 这谁也扭转不了的 [00:13:25] 我明白 [00:13:26] 你别说了 [00:13:27] 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