[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:02] 二殿下药业 [00:00:03] 嘻嘻 [00:00:04] 脐橙啊 [00:00:05] 反正跟老师也掰扯 [00:00:08] A 根本就不想承认 [00:00:10] 这师叔姜子牙 [00:00:12] 咱们给他来个一扫平得了 [00:00:15] 马云这么一听 [00:00:16] 哎呀 [00:00:18] 二位千岁 [00:00:20] 你看你看 [00:00:22] 申公 [00:00:22] 豹大仙把我请来 [00:00:24] 是让我协助二位殿下 [00:00:27] 结果我什么忙没帮上 [00:00:29] 就混战了这么一场 [00:00:31] 你也得让我施展施展本领啊 [00:00:33] 对不对 [00:00:34] 这么点小事 [00:00:35] 还用得着两位殿下去吗 [00:00:38] 二卫一厅 [00:00:40] 那怎么办呢 [00:00:40] 我去就行了 [00:00:43] 我现在为什么按兵不动呢 [00:00:47] 不着急 [00:00:47] 不着慌 [00:00:48] 因为我等我师傅 [00:00:49] 我师傅来了之后 [00:00:51] 我们爷儿俩就把这些奇奇给包了 [00:00:54] 一把大火 [00:00:56] 给他烧的片瓦无存呐 [00:00:59] 我们这伙还不是普通民间之火 [00:01:03] 说有什么引火物 [00:01:04] 一下子不注意啊着了不是 [00:01:08] 我师傅呢 [00:01:09] 火比我喷出来的 [00:01:11] 这活 [00:01:12] 可那可厉害千百倍啊 [00:01:15] 话没说完呢 [00:01:17] 中军官进来并包 [00:01:20] 说门外有一位大仙 [00:01:21] 求验 [00:01:24] 指名点姓啊a [00:01:27] 要马原先长 [00:01:29] 呃 [00:01:29] 出去迎接 [00:01:30] 哎哟 [00:01:31] 马云已经行了 [00:01:32] 哎 [00:01:32] 二为天下 [00:01:34] 呃 [00:01:34] 您就沉住气吧 [00:01:36] 这真是 [00:01:38] 呃 [00:01:38] 应是鸿福西天那 [00:01:42] 啊 [00:01:43] 二位殿下 [00:01:45] 哎 [00:01:45] 不用 [00:01:46] 动什么干戈 [00:01:49] 我师父来了 [00:01:50] 输了就连滚带爬出去了 [00:01:53] 慌慌张张地跑出来接他的老师 [00:01:57] 时刻不大可接近 [00:01:58] 打仗把殷郊殷洪也吓了一跳 [00:02:01] 其实阿音教这个形象就够吓人的了 [00:02:07] 3 to 6 倍啊 [00:02:09] 好坐在哪儿站在哪儿都喳喳呼呼喳喳呼呼啊 [00:02:14] 他这胳膊太多压之不啦 [00:02:16] 卡一个人占六人的地方 [00:02:20] 那么怎么这位接了大白 [00:02:21] 两位殿下吓一跳 [00:02:22] 一看这位乎 [00:02:25] 也是一位出家的道人 [00:02:27] 身高过丈是由头上至脚下一句话 [00:02:32] 包括什么呀 [00:02:35] 是痛点 [00:02:35] 红了呢 [00:02:37] 头发、眉毛、鼻子、耳朵、眼睛、嘴啊 [00:02:41] 身上穿着衣服啊 [00:02:42] 是鞋袜呀 [00:02:44] 手里拿着拂尘呢 [00:02:45] 还有他拉着他那匹马全是红的 [00:02:50] 科 [00:02:52] 殷郊 [00:02:53] 殷洪一想 [00:02:54] 哪儿来这么一位洪大仙 [00:02:56] 那马元赶快给引荐二位殿下千岁 [00:03:00] 这就是我的老恩师火龙岛焰中仙罗宣视野 [00:03:08] J 罗轩可了不得 [00:03:11] 了不得 [00:03:11] 是个什么人物啊 [00:03:13] 是封神榜上有名儿的火神耶 [00:03:17] 嗨 [00:03:19] 哎 [00:03:19] 到哪 [00:03:20] 哈尔 [00:03:21] 恶人们都惧他三分 [00:03:24] 都得百倍警惕 [00:03:27] 哎 [00:03:27] 要是百倍警惕 [00:03:29] 多加小心啊 [00:03:30] 时刻留神 [00:03:31] 处处注意 [00:03:33] 哎 [00:03:34] 还行 [00:03:35] 怎么还行呢 [00:03:36] J 罗轩那 [00:03:38] 呃 [00:03:38] 还不忘你那还凑活 [00:03:40] 你要麻痹大意稀里糊涂 [00:03:43] A 灭火器 [00:03:45] 一切等项都跟摆设一样 [00:03:47] 都长了 [00:03:47] 袖子也不检查 [00:03:49] 也不看通到哪块儿 [00:03:51] 通达不通达一概不知道 [00:03:54] 那就悬了 [00:03:56] 那螺旋要找寻你啊 [00:03:58] 好嘛 [00:03:59] 敢情他是火神爷 [00:04:02] 螺旋来了 [00:04:04] 特地 [00:04:05] 是 [00:04:06] 帮着这儿 [00:04:07] 为殿下灭稀奇 [00:04:10] A [00:04:11] 是申公豹把我们师徒给请下山来的 [00:04:15] 二位天下战士如何呀 [00:04:17] 殷郊 [00:04:18] 殷洪 [00:04:19] 来把这个经过简单说了这么几句 [00:04:22] 罗宣那冷笑了一声 [00:04:25] 嗨 [00:04:26] 区区小事 [00:04:27] 何足挂齿啊 [00:04:30] 交给小仙我吧 [00:04:32] 今天晚上我带着我的弟子三精十分嗯 [00:04:36] 感到稀奇城去 [00:04:38] 哎 [00:04:39] 我们爷儿俩一东一西一南一北 [00:04:41] 分成四面 [00:04:43] 哎不找什么重点了 [00:04:45] 说重点在哪哈 [00:04:47] 应该说烧相府啊啊烧这个武王姬发的这个 [00:04:52] 供电那都不用怎么一把大火全烧 [00:04:59] 明天早晨你再找这稀奇成 [00:05:01] 那就没了 [00:05:02] 连这成都没了 [00:05:05] He [00:05:05] 二位殿下这高兴不知道啊 [00:05:09] 是怎么款待 [00:05:11] 这位罗大仙是好了来 [00:05:14] 怕慢待喽 [00:05:15] 你把人家给得罪了呢 [00:05:18] 不管怎么说呀 [00:05:19] 这是施术 [00:05:20] 申公豹给我们请来的能人呢 [00:05:24] 这就做好一切准备 [00:05:26] 西城还不知道呢 [00:05:29] 唉 [00:05:30] 姜子牙呀 [00:05:32] 就守着内二位 [00:05:34] 广成子和赤精子在那儿发愁 [00:05:37] 那赤精子在群贤之中 [00:05:39] 那是多么精明强干的一位大爷呢 [00:05:44] 他是大仙里边的机灵鬼啊 [00:05:47] 今儿个也傻了 [00:05:49] 主要是急的也让他徒弟给气的 [00:05:53] 他瞅着杨戬、哪吒、黄天化、雷震子看这些人不看则已 [00:05:58] 越看她越伤心 [00:06:00] 怎么 [00:06:00] 你看看人家收的徒弟各保个儿啊 [00:06:05] 就是人家跟师傅那简直像父子一样 [00:06:09] 师傅怎么吩咐就怎么做 [00:06:11] 你瞧我这徒弟 [00:06:13] 他居然拿着一一生气还我 [00:06:16] 急着吃精子 [00:06:18] 直叹气 [00:06:19] 广成子只好在旁边儿啊这儿陪着 [00:06:23] 正在这时 [00:06:25] 杨戬进来了 [00:06:28] 她慌忙禀报子牙 [00:06:30] 师叔 [00:06:30] 您赶快出相府迎接吧 [00:06:34] 姜子牙一愣 [00:06:35] 谁来是燃灯师伯驾照 [00:06:38] 哎哟快艇 [00:06:40] 子牙呀 [00:06:41] 很激动 [00:06:43] 当时也很紧张 [00:06:45] 他紧张什么呀 [00:06:46] 记忆中那么燃灯道人这样的客人不是都轻易能拦得住 [00:06:53] 啊 [00:06:53] 一个月跑三趟 [00:06:55] 到西岐这儿来转转 [00:06:57] 休息几天 [00:06:59] 啊 [00:06:59] 看看风景 [00:07:00] 他哪那闲心呢 [00:07:03] 所以呢 [00:07:04] 她激动就高兴呗 [00:07:06] 紧张这样的人物 [00:07:09] 无端的能到我稀奇来嘛 [00:07:11] 肯定有事啊 [00:07:14] 佐以子牙河、赤精子、广成子三位 [00:07:19] 都跑出来了 [00:07:21] 那可真是远接高迎战争招人一看 [00:07:24] 哎呀 [00:07:25] 江澄江子牙 [00:07:28] 赶快十里呀 [00:07:30] 哎呀 [00:07:31] 你怎么这么称呼我呀 [00:07:33] 这我怎么敢当哎 [00:07:36] 你好悠闲哪啊 [00:07:40] 今夜这一夜之间 [00:07:42] 恐怕你这个西岐城啊 [00:07:45] 就化为灰尽啦 [00:07:50] 子牙一听当时就傻啦 [00:07:53] 大瞪两个眼睛就瞅着染凳啊 [00:07:57] 燃灯道人告诉他 [00:07:59] 我是特地前来送信 [00:08:02] 因为今天晚上有火龙岛 [00:08:05] 焰中仙罗宣率他的弟子马原要火焚你地一齐成啊 [00:08:12] 哎哟 [00:08:15] 子牙这么一听 [00:08:16] 多谢高先指点呐 [00:08:19] 多谢燃灯先涨前来报信 [00:08:23] 都不知道怎么感谢好了 [00:08:25] 把燃灯给请到里面来 [00:08:28] 随后立刻吩咐 [00:08:31] 呃 [00:08:32] 怎么防火呀 [00:08:35] 这下麻烦了 [00:08:36] 房工程好办啊 [00:08:38] 准备弓箭手 [00:08:40] 弓驽手挥平炮子 [00:08:43] 滚木擂石网城上班 [00:08:45] 那么乘胜加强巡逻 [00:08:48] 就等着人工就打吧 [00:08:50] 这可不行 [00:08:53] 听燃灯这一说 [00:08:54] 今天晚上是四下放火 [00:08:57] 还不是来多少军兵 [00:09:00] 就是俩人就把这机器人给包了 [00:09:05] 子牙异响 [00:09:06] 那您寄来送信您得 [00:09:09] 呃 [00:09:10] 交给我一个简单的办法呀 [00:09:13] 我 [00:09:14] 我将上市 [00:09:15] 无计可施啊 [00:09:17] 是啊是啊 [00:09:18] 燃灯道人看了看姜子牙周围的这些个弟子 [00:09:25] 这样吧 [00:09:26] 你让杨戬跑一趟吧 [00:09:29] 杨姐一听 [00:09:30] 这义不容辞 [00:09:31] 哎 [00:09:32] 是这 [00:09:32] 跑到送个信儿 [00:09:33] 拿个东西啊 [00:09:35] 接个人 [00:09:36] 这都是他的差事 [00:09:38] 呃 [00:09:38] 规规矩矩地往燃灯跟前一站 [00:09:41] 燃灯告诉他 [00:09:42] 为什么让你去啊 [00:09:43] 因为你跟这人熟 [00:09:46] 哎 [00:09:46] 你的这个宝刀啊 [00:09:48] 宝马呀 [00:09:48] 嚎天犬呐 [00:09:50] 那么你这鸡宝是怎么来的 [00:09:53] 一句话给杨戬提醒 [00:09:56] 她立刻想起来 [00:09:58] 世龙吉公主刺杀给我的是啊 [00:10:01] 你还得压上公主那儿去一趟 [00:10:05] 哎 [00:10:05] 如此这般 [00:10:06] 借了一件东西 [00:10:07] 把西岐城给罩起来就行了 [00:10:12] 你说这玩意儿 [00:10:13] 一物降一物 [00:10:15] 卤水点豆腐 [00:10:17] 哎 [00:10:18] 你这个火焰大仙不是厉害吗 [00:10:22] A [00:10:23] 有攻就有防啊 [00:10:25] 哎 [00:10:25] 有利就有破 [00:10:27] 你看这玩意儿 [00:10:29] 杨戬 [00:10:30] 马不停蹄呀 [00:10:32] 领命之后 [00:10:34] 他来见龙吉公主 [00:10:36] 刚一见面 [00:10:37] 儿公主啊就笑了 [00:10:39] 知道他干什么来了 [00:10:41] 哎 [00:10:42] 你是特地前来向我来借宝啊 [00:10:47] 那么 [00:10:48] 宝物我也给你准备好了 [00:10:50] 你赶快回去 [00:10:52] 这事呢 [00:10:53] 为解黎民之难 [00:10:56] 哎 [00:10:56] 你说这一起战士 [00:10:59] 首先啊 [00:11:01] 首当其冲的 [00:11:03] 受罪的 [00:11:04] 吃苦的啊 [00:11:06] 性命难保的 [00:11:08] 那就是黎民百姓啊 [00:11:11] 容积公主让杨戬把这个宝物拿回去 [00:11:14] 只是一个小匣子 [00:11:17] 这个小匣子也就有半尺来长 [00:11:21] 二寸多宽 [00:11:23] 一寸多厚 [00:11:26] 杨戬差点儿乐喽他了 [00:11:28] 什么就这么个小木匣仔儿 [00:11:31] 它就能防火呀 [00:11:34] 能解析其之威 [00:11:36] 半信半疑 [00:11:37] 他不敢多问 [00:11:39] 给公主磕了个头 [00:11:40] 他跑回来了 [00:11:42] 来 [00:11:42] 双手捧着把这侠子 [00:11:45] D 到了姜子牙的面前 [00:11:48] 子牙接过来这么一看 [00:11:51] 他得问然争啊 [00:11:53] 日日勤奋 [00:11:55] Ran Deng dao 中这 [00:11:58] 这是什么宝贝啊 [00:12:00] 然后等告诉他 [00:12:01] 此乃误入乾坤网啊 [00:12:06] 大雾的雾 [00:12:07] 露水的露 [00:12:09] 误入乾坤啊 [00:12:10] 今天晚上我帮着你把这大王扯开照 [00:12:14] 气息齐整 [00:12:17] 人家稀奇有准备阿 [00:12:19] 罗轩还不知道呢 [00:12:21] 二更时分 [00:12:23] 他就从大营里头动身了 [00:12:26] 带着弟子马原爷儿俩来到西岐城前 [00:12:30] 罗宣脚架祥云 [00:12:33] 先在半空看了看嗨 [00:12:37] 螺旋心里也挺难过 [00:12:39] 难过什么呀 [00:12:40] 哎 [00:12:40] 你说这西岐百姓招谁惹谁了啊 [00:12:44] 一个个还在梦中呢 [00:12:46] 今天晚上一把大火他们就全完了啊 [00:12:51] 那就开始吧 [00:12:54] 她告诉马原就开始了啊 [00:12:56] 这已经都预预算好了 [00:13:00] 在大营没动身之前就琢磨 [00:13:03] 哎 [00:13:04] 三精十分 [00:13:05] 呃 [00:13:06] 这是最后极限 [00:13:08] 就给你限制到今夜三 [00:13:09] 经过了三更呢 [00:13:11] 火就起来了 [00:13:12] 那就 [00:13:14] 也没给姜子牙下什么通牒 [00:13:16] 给了最后通牒 [00:13:17] 告诉他一声说 [00:13:19] 今夜三更火烧西岐 [00:13:21] 刚才干嘛 [00:13:23] 当时就把它烧了就完啦 [00:13:25] He 这歌儿两个 [00:13:27] 这大显神威啊 [00:13:30] 只见螺旋一张口 [00:13:32] 噗噗噗 [00:13:35] 喷了怎么三个火团 [00:13:38] 马原那也跟着他师傅学 [00:13:41] 妲己 [00:13:42] 哼 [00:13:43] 赶紧去 [00:13:44] 就是马原 [00:13:46] 吃奶的劲都使出来了 [00:13:49] 干嘛使那么大力气啊 [00:13:51] 因为他这个到彭稍差点儿比他师傅 [00:13:54] 所以他这个喷火比他师傅费劲he [00:13:59] 爷儿俩折腾了一个多 [00:14:00] 精神眼看快到五更天了 [00:14:04] 撤下来 [00:14:05] 因为什么 [00:14:06] 大火已经起来了 [00:14:08] 一片火海呀 [00:14:10] 若轩哈哈大笑 [00:14:14] 他带着弟子马原回到了城汤大营 [00:14:17] 哎哟 [00:14:19] 这是殷郊 [00:14:20] 殷洪设摆酒宴 [00:14:22] A 给这二位啊贺工 [00:14:26] 等到天光大亮了 [00:14:29] 天道诚实了 [00:14:32] 这时候差不多了吧 [00:14:34] 螺旋吩咐一声 [00:14:35] 派人去看看啊 [00:14:38] 这吸气城已经烧完了 [00:14:40] 呃 [00:14:40] 咱们这就随后什么呢 [00:14:43] 请这个二位殿下进兵 [00:14:46] 到西旗那儿去看一看 [00:14:48] 找一找这姜子牙和这个激发的尸首 [00:14:51] 甭管烧成什么样 [00:14:52] 胡巴烂啃的那也行 [00:14:54] 啊喇来喇到绝龙岭 [00:14:57] 让太师闻仲看一眼 [00:14:59] 你们就走开 [00:14:59] 还朝落 [00:15:01] 一脚把探报打发出去了 [00:15:04] 这个探报去挺快 [00:15:07] 回来也挺快 [00:15:10] 往两位殿下跟前一站 [00:15:12] 起兵殿下 [00:15:14] 呃 [00:15:15] 这个西岐城啊 [00:15:17] 如往日一样 [00:15:20] 寸草未动 [00:15:23] 什么什么 [00:15:25] 螺旋差点喷出一个火团 [00:15:29] 把这探报给烧喽 [00:15:31] 怎么了 [00:15:32] 上火了 [00:15:33] 一派胡言 [00:15:35] 这他妈一听 [00:15:36] 这讷二位高纤不信您 [00:15:40] 您亲自去看呐 [00:15:43] 殷郊 [00:15:43] 殷洪觉得奇怪 [00:15:45] 两位殿下互相看了一眼 [00:15:47] 先说 [00:15:47] 不能啊 [00:15:49] 怎么好家伙 [00:15:51] 这火龙岛 [00:15:52] 焰中仙罗宣呐 [00:15:55] 他能跟我们开玩笑吗 [00:15:58] 跟着瞎吹呼不能啊 [00:16:01] 几个人上坐骑 [00:16:02] 领这些个军兵出来 [00:16:05] 到西岐城前 [00:16:07] 当然不是到这个城门前 [00:16:10] 离得还好远呢 [00:16:12] 那不用到跟前看呢 [00:16:15] 那老远的时候的莲蓬 [00:16:17] 这么一看就明白了 [00:16:18] 西岐城平安无事啊 [00:16:22] 嗯 [00:16:24] 如果说你瞅着这马原马原看着师傅 [00:16:29] 这爷俩都不好意思了 [00:16:31] 怎么回事儿 [00:16:32] 你这脸往哪儿搁呀 [00:16:34] 那合着人俩折腾大半夜 [00:16:38] 怎么也没怎么地 [00:16:40] 好奇怪呀 [00:16:42] 即便烧不了全程 [00:16:45] 那也得 [00:16:46] 也得烧出两间房子 [00:16:48] 一个仓库什么的呀 [00:16:50] 怎么人还没动呢 [00:16:53] 不行 [00:16:54] 我得亲自去看看 [00:16:56] 不知道他怎么个亲自看法 [00:16:58] 直接螺旋一跺脚蹬了一下 [00:17:02] 他驾云腾空了 [00:17:05] 在半悬空带着马原螺旋低头这么一看 [00:17:10] 哎呀 [00:17:11] 可不是吗 [00:17:13] 人家西岐城里啊a [00:17:16] 该买的买 [00:17:17] 该卖的卖啊 [00:17:19] 是铺户全都下了班儿 [00:17:22] 住户全都开了门儿 [00:17:24] 人家跟没这么回事儿一样 [00:17:27] 反正这仗打得时间也长了 [00:17:29] 而且呢 [00:17:31] 这个黎民百姓也有一个信念 [00:17:35] 唉 [00:17:35] 真主在我们这儿 [00:17:37] 那就是五王千岁殿下凤鸣岐山啊 [00:17:42] 真正的皇上在我们这儿呢 [00:17:45] A 、他的鸿福帖 [00:17:47] 我们呢 [00:17:48] 就在王千岁的这个鸿福的保护之下 [00:17:54] 我们安然无事 [00:17:55] 该干嘛干嘛 [00:17:56] 因为这丞相有令 [00:17:58] 甭管打多大的仗 [00:18:00] 你们不要惊慌 [00:18:02] 好在呢 [00:18:03] 没有什么狂轰滥炸 [00:18:05] 如果这玩意儿这飞机大炮一块儿冻得叮当稀里哗啦 [00:18:09] 炸烂七八糟地呢 [00:18:11] 买卖也没法干了 [00:18:12] 反正这个呢 [00:18:13] 都是两军交战 [00:18:15] 刀对刀是枪对枪顶大技和法宝啊 [00:18:18] 也就 [00:18:19] 呃 [00:18:20] 收拾这么一个人儿两个人儿的 [00:18:23] 他不能夸嚓一下子 [00:18:25] 这什么东西 [00:18:26] 宝贝记起来之后把整个的西岐城全给拍没了 [00:18:31] 还没有那样的宝贝呢 [00:18:34] 大概还没发明出来呢吧 [00:18:36] 你甭管怎么说吧