[00:00:00] Pumpkin Carver - Insane Clown Posse (跳梁小丑) [00:00:01] Hey money got a big a** head [00:00:04] Folded like a like a stop sign [00:00:06] F**k dawg hey [00:00:07] We gotta go get that motherf**kin ball a brains [00:00:10] You know what I'm sayin f**k dat [00:00:12] What you wanna make a song about death [00:00:15] Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath [00:00:18] You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest [00:00:21] Well f**k that from now on I'm an artist [00:00:24] I carve pumpkins chop chewy [00:00:28] Slice swing twice stab screwy ooey [00:00:31] Chewy dewy gooey slop [00:00:34] It all starts with a quick chop drop [00:00:36] Pumpkin rolls on the floor [00:00:39] Almost out the front door (oh we can't have that) [00:00:42] Cut along the hair line (bowl cut) [00:00:45] Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up [00:00:48] Boing brains snippity snip all the veins [00:00:54] Snip cut [00:00:55] What what the matter [00:00:56] You don't wanna do it [00:00:58] Well f**k it then screw it [00:00:59] You'll never be a pumpkin carver [00:01:02] Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby [00:01:04] Sotown motown collectin bodies [00:01:06] Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings [00:01:10] Halloween halloween halloween halloween [00:01:13] Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby [00:01:16] Sotown motown collectin bodies [00:01:19] Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings [00:01:22] Halloween halloween halloween halloween [00:01:24] What you don't like this rhyme [00:01:28] I can't be on point all the time [00:01:30] F**k it's halloween [00:01:32] I gotta make a living somehow [00:01:34] I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor [00:01:36] Alright motherf**ka now [00:01:37] First hollow the container [00:01:40] Scrape that b**ch with a hanger [00:01:43] Whatever just get something [00:01:44] Just get the motherf**ker all hollowed out [00:01:46] Like you could fill it up with lemonade [00:01:48] And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to [00:01:50] Umm never leave the eyes in tact [00:01:52] They'll turn all blue and puff out and sh*t (wack) [00:01:56] Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy [00:01:59] Cause they taste like candy [00:02:01] Hahahaha sike I'm only playin [00:02:03] Ok now get the scalpel [00:02:05] Slowly cut around the mouth be careful [00:02:07] What the f**k we needed the lip [00:02:10] Here let me give you a little tip [00:02:12] Slow the f**k down [00:02:14] Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby [00:02:17] Sotown motown collectin bodies [00:02:20] Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings [00:02:23] Halloween halloween halloween halloween [00:02:26] Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby [00:02:29] Sotown motown collectin bodies [00:02:32] Twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings [00:02:35] Halloween halloween halloween halloween (twiztid ) [00:02:38] Take a closer look you scary motherf**kers [00:02:41] Doesn't my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother [00:02:44] Neck nuggets start to fling terrors what we bring [00:02:47] Twiztid icp and the kottonmouth kings [00:02:50] Pumpkins are for b**ches; I like my sh*t instead [00:02:53] 'Cause every devil's night we carvin somebody else's head [00:02:56] When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor [00:02:59] F**k buying pumpkins at the grocery store [00:03:02] Yeah yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mike [00:03:05] This is my motherf**kin little song here right (right) [00:03:08] Let's get back to the subject [00:03:11] Now hold steady steady steady ready [00:03:15] Insert the blade along the outer eyelid [00:03:17] Very slowly I don't wanna look [00:03:20] Oh you did [00:03:21] Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh ) a square [00:03:27] I know it's hard you'd probably rather just stab and chop [00:03:30] But you'll end up with a pile of slop [00:03:33] I've done it before [00:03:34] And them ain't them ain't pumpkin seeds [00:03:36] Those are fragments of skull [00:03:38] Oh crunchy [00:03:40] Hey nevermind that get back to work [00:03:43] Eating on the f**kin job you'll never be an expert (oh)