[00:00:01] Least Favorite Rapper - Busdriver [00:00:03] Uh oh [00:00:03] Ey I don't need no popper stoppers [00:00:07] Cause the money in the pop [00:00:09] No can do Busdriver [00:00:10] Wait hold on [00:00:11] Project blowed [00:00:12] Don't say my name though [00:00:14] Poppin P's profusely [00:00:15] I don't want people to know I'm on the song [00:00:18] These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back [00:00:21] So f**k sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back [00:00:24] Your favorite rapper's brawny [00:00:25] Wearing a French braided hair shirt [00:00:27] My bank account been scrawny [00:00:28] Since I was a 10th grader square twerp [00:00:30] Your favorite rapper is extravagant [00:00:31] Aside from his pompous name [00:00:33] He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain [00:00:36] Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum [00:00:39] From his condominium [00:00:41] While brandishing his implausible mini-gun [00:00:42] He sells more drugs than the FDA [00:00:44] He's ready for war like FDR [00:00:45] I believe him whole-heartedly [00:00:47] Because he keeps saying it in every bar [00:00:49] Your favorite guy said he shot niggas [00:00:50] On the grass lawn in his rap song [00:00:51] But he's sweeter than baked goods [00:00:53] When he claims his hood as Capcom [00:00:54] Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's [00:00:56] Repeats himself like a old timer [00:00:57] He works harder than a gold miner [00:00:59] When it comes to picking ghostwriters [00:01:00] And me I'm your least favorite [00:01:02] With a haircut like a pineapple [00:01:03] Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano [00:01:05] Loading candy corns like it's live ammo [00:01:06] What's wrong with you [00:01:08] Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper [00:01:10] My records only get released in Anchorage Alaska [00:01:13] What's wrong with you [00:01:14] Oh Oh I'm your least favorite rapper [00:01:16] Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors [00:01:19] What the f**k is wrong with you [00:01:20] Oh Oh I can't lease space ships from NASA [00:01:23] Because I'm the least favorite rapper [00:01:25] What's wrong with you [00:01:26] I am your least favorite [00:01:28] I am your least favorite [00:01:29] I am your least favorite [00:01:30] I am your least favorite rapper [00:01:34] My release date is after [00:01:38] The D-Day disaster [00:01:41] I need to get cheesecake for master [00:01:43] I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator [00:01:45] Pissing on the circuit breaker [00:01:46] While the strippers do the percolator [00:01:47] I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper [00:01:50] Read by the type of hipster [00:01:51] That don't like me yellin all kinds of niggas [00:01:52] While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards [00:01:53] Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga [00:01:55] Still unliked because my leading single's about [00:01:57] Laser beams and force fields [00:01:58] And my hoopty's not full of groupies [00:02:00] Just Mabellyne and orange peels [00:02:01] But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut [00:02:03] And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough [00:02:05] But compared to them I'm street as f**k [00:02:06] I will put USB ends in their tween cunts [00:02:08] When it comes to this nerd rap [00:02:09] It seems like the black thing's a problem [00:02:10] You know what I Idi A-mean [00:02:12] I feel like the last king of Scotland [00:02:13] So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt [00:02:16] Dipping Polaroids in rice milk [00:02:17] Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys [00:02:19] And an iced grill [00:02:20] The new rap fans listen to 'Ye [00:02:21] Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay [00:02:23] Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway [00:02:24] Just to convince the women to stay [00:02:26] And sell out like it was Christmas Day [00:02:27] And give everyone an admission to pay [00:02:29] For a tit in the face