[00:00:00] The First Big Weekend - Arab Strap
[00:00:09] So that was the first big
[00:00:10] Weekend of the summer
[00:00:13] Starts Thursday as usual
[00:00:14] With the canteen quiz and again
[00:00:16] No-one wins the big cash prize
[00:00:19] Later I do my sound Bloke routine
[00:00:20] By approaching Gina's
[00:00:21] New boyfriend to say
[00:00:22] That he shouldn't feel that
[00:00:23] There's any animosity between us
[00:00:25] Then I even go and make peace
[00:00:26] With her Shouldn't have bothered
[00:00:34] Then on Friday night we
[00:00:35] Went through to the Arches
[00:00:46] There was only one car going
[00:00:47] So some of us had to get the train
[00:00:49] We got through quite late
[00:00:50] Then we went to a pub to take the gear
[00:00:53] There was no problems getting in
[00:00:54] We saw some others waiting down
[00:00:55] The front of the queue so
[00:00:56] We skipped in
[00:00:57] It was a good night - everyone
[00:00:59] Was nutted and I ended up
[00:01:00] Dancing with some blonde girl
[00:01:02] I thought she had been
[00:01:03] Quite pretty until last night when
[00:01:04] Matthew informed me that she had
[00:01:05] In fact been a pig
[00:01:13] When the club finished
[00:01:14] We wandered the streets
[00:01:15] For a while until we got to
[00:01:16] This 24-hour cafe
[00:01:18] I didn't like the look of it
[00:01:19] So we left and got a taxi
[00:01:20] Back to Morag's flat
[00:01:22] I couldn't sleep so
[00:01:24] I sat about drinking someone else's
[00:01:25] Strawberry tonic wine and tried
[00:01:26] To keep everyone else up
[00:01:43] Then at ten o'clock in the morning
[00:01:44] We went downstairs to
[00:01:45] Buy some drink
[00:01:46] We had intended
[00:01:47] To watch the football in the afternoon
[00:01:48] But we'd passed out by then
[00:01:49] And slept right through it
[00:01:51] Awaking to find that England
[00:01:52] Had won two-nil
[00:01:55] Then we went to get the train
[00:01:56] Home and had a few in the
[00:01:57] Station bar
[00:01:58] We had some stuff left from
[00:01:59] The previous night's supplies
[00:02:00] So when we got home we decided
[00:02:02] To go down to John's indie disco
[00:02:05] Same story as Friday
[00:02:06] Lots of hugging
[00:02:06] Lots of dancing etc etc
[00:02:09] I couldn't sleep again
[00:02:09] So went to the park
[00:02:10] To look at the toon
[00:02:12] Taking a detour through
[00:02:13] The playpark
[00:02:14] To get in we had to climb over
[00:02:15] A ten foot steel fence which resulted
[00:02:17] In severe bruising of our hands
[00:02:18] Legs and groins
[00:02:20] But we had a good laugh on the stuff
[00:02:21] Especially the tube-slide
[00:02:22] Which probably doubles up
[00:02:23] As a urinal for drunk teens
[00:02:26] Then we walked through the woods
[00:02:27] To have a look at the toon
[00:02:28] Big disappointment
[00:02:29] But the mist on the lake was cool
[00:02:35] Sunday afternoon we go up to
[00:02:36] John's with a lot of beer in time to
[00:02:38] Watch the Simpsons - it was a
[00:02:39] Really good episode about love
[00:02:41] Always ending in tragedy except
[00:02:42] Of course for Marge and Homer
[00:02:44] It was quite moving at the end
[00:02:45] And to tell you the truth my eyes
[00:02:46] Were a bit damp
[00:02:55] Then we watched these young girls
[00:02:56] In swimsuits have a water
[00:02:57] Fight in the street
[00:03:01] We went up to the pub about ten
[00:03:02] It was busy for a Sunday night
[00:03:04] Lots of people we know
[00:03:05] Including my first ever girlfriend
[00:03:07] Who I still find very attractive
[00:03:08] Quite frankly
[00:03:09] But I didn't really speak to her
[00:03:11] She's probably still a b**ch anyway
[00:03:14] Her friend Gillian was there
[00:03:16] I had a chat with her
[00:03:17] She was still quite pleasant
[00:03:19] At the same time I watched Malcolm
[00:03:20] Make some terrible attempt to try
[00:03:23] And chat up a girl we know called Jo
[00:03:26] He made some remark about her
[00:03:28] Skirt that was barely there the
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