Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) // Some of you may know that the tango 你们有些人可能知道探戈舞 Which is not a very popular dance anymore 它已经不再是流行舞蹈 Was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion 一度被认为拥有无限的激情 Back in the old days when it wasn't so easy to get your rocks off 回忆过去 它并不容易舞动 When it was hard to make contact with a member of the 当和敌对阵营的人难以沟通时 Opposite camp and you had to resort to things like dancing close together and going hey 只需跳一曲舞就可以解决了 Those were the days Well 这就是过去的日子 Those days are probably gone forever 那些时光也许一去不复返了 I don't know unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later 我不知道 除非尼克松会让这些时光重现 But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango 但是 我们有演变了的探戈舞曲 It's actually a perverted tango By the time 这时的探戈 实际上是堕落的探戈 Yes it's so perverted This is the "Be-Bop Tango " 是的 它如此堕落 这是即兴的博普探戈 A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later 是一种特殊的娱乐方式 后来又对它重新编舞 So watch out folks 所以 大家注意了 You can turn on the big lights we may need 'em You know 你可以打开大灯 我们也许会用上它 你知道的 The ones in the audience Heh heh heh Okay 观众们 来吧 You're ready Not too fast now 'cause I wanna get the right notes on the tape 'n this 你准备好了吗 不是很快 因为我想踩对节奏 This has to be the one This has to be the one with all the right notes on it 就是这个 跟上每一个音符的节奏 Okay 're you ready 'N this is a hard one to play 好了 你准备好了吗 这不是个轻松的玩乐 One two three four 一 二 三 四 The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion ladies and gentlemen 铃声就是无拘无束的激情 女士们 先生们 Now as you might have noticed 此刻 你也许注意到了 Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo Bruce Fowler的长号独奏结束了 Based on the uh idea of an evolved tango-event 演奏了探戈舞曲 Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance that he hopes will sweep the ocean 布鲁斯为了你演奏 为了你能尽情舞蹈 他将征服全场 Right after the Mud Shark did 紧跟穆德夏克的做法 Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body in preparation 布鲁斯已经热身好了 In preparation for the Real Live Be-Bop Tango which we're gonna demonstrate 为这探戈舞曲准备着 我们要展示我们的舞姿 Napoleon will assist him 拿破仑会协助他 Napoleon: Wait a minute now Napoleon 等一分钟 Napoleon just put your horn down just relax put your head back 拿破仑 把你的喇叭放下 放松 掉头回去 Here comes the drill Okay ha ha ha you know what I'm talkin' about Okay 德利尔来了 你知道我在说什么对吧 This is sort of like JAZZ in it's own peculiar way 这有点像爵士乐 是我独特的方式 JAZZ IS NOT DEAD IT JUST SMELLS FUNNY 爵士乐不会消亡 只是听起来很怪 Okay let's go 好的 让我们开始吧 Yeah man JAZZ man you know what I mean 兄弟 爵士 你知道我在说什么吗 This is Be-Bop 这是博普探戈 Even though you think it doesn't sound like that 即使你觉得它听起来不是这样 (Be-Bop That's no Be-Bop ) 博普探戈 这不是博普探戈 Now as you might have noticed 现在 你可能注意到了 Some of you with a musical education can tell that the notes that George just sang when he went: 一些受过音乐教育的人 能听出乔治出现的时候唱的旋律 "This is Be-Bop even though you think it doesn't sound like that " 这是博普探戈 即使你觉得它听起来不是这样 It's actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself which will get de 事实上这是改变了形式的探戈 Even more depraved as the number goes on George will now attempt to dismember that melody 甚至还要继续改变 乔治不想切断旋律 Play it and sing it at the same time while 来吧 演奏它 歌唱它 Pe-dop // FZ: Hey that's the way 嘿 就是这样 While we sort of dance to it okay Try it George 让我们就这样跳吧 试试吧 乔治 Pe-do-do-dum-deh-dum-deh do-do-deh-dum-deh // Tee-do-do-TEEP // Goop // Do-do // Tee-dum-do-do tee-dum-do-do KEEP do-deah // E-dum do-dee-dum // Do-do-dee-doo // Do-dee-DAH // OH YEAAAAH // As I was saying 就像我说的那样 FZ: Now what we'd like to do at this point is get some volunteers from the audience to 现在我们要做的就是 在听众中找些人出来 I know you will oh God you will 我知道你愿意 We need some heh heh heh 我们需要一些人 Now as a matter of fact you did didn't you 事实上 你愿意的 是吗 No we wanna have some people who've never tried it before 我们想要一些以前没有尝试过的人 Who've never even thought of trying it before A boy a girl 从来没想过试一试的人 一个男孩一个女孩 Preferably who like each other 最好他们彼此喜欢 Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what George sings 谁愿意上来跟着乔治的歌声跳舞 FZ: Do we have anybody whose 有人愿意吗 You're one Okay what's your name 就是你了 你叫什么名字 Carl 卡尔 FZ: Your name is Carl Please Carl step on to the stage Pleased to meet you Carl 你的名字是卡尔吗 来吧卡尔 站在舞台上 来吧 Pe-do-dum-dee // Dum-dee-dum-de-de-dop // FZ: Alright Okay Let's see uh is there anybody in the in the back Well oh-oh hey What's your name 好的 让我们看看 后面有人愿意吗 嘿 你叫什么名字 Rick: Rick 里克 FZ: Rick and 里克 你呢 Jane: Jane 珍妮 FZ: Jane RICK and JANE and CARL Alright here's how it works: There's a beat going on like this; an' that's a pedestrian beat You don't dance to that beat you dance to what George sings 珍妮 里克 卡尔 让我们来跳舞 你只要跟着乔治唱的节奏跳舞 Peddle-up // FZ: Okay The little ones okay The little quick ones okay Ready George make them dance 先试试 准备好了吗 乔治 让他们舞动起来吧 Dup // FZ: No no Rick you're too reserved Ready Give it to 'em George 不 里克 你太保守了 乔治 让他们嗨起来 Pe-dup-dum-dup // Dum-dup dum-deddle-do-do-dup // Dum-deddle-dup // FZ: No // Pe-dum duddle-deddle-dup // Do-do-dee-doo // Do-dee-DAH 来吧 放松点 鼓励他们 好的 再来一次 FZ: No no come on now loosen up Listen encourage them When it when Ah Okay Alright one more time: dance // Pee-deddle-dup PE-DOP // Doop doop dum deddle-de-dup pe-dop dum-de-dee-dah // De-dum de-dum do-dee-up // Po-dee // Po-dee do-dee-dum // Do-we-ooh doo-doo-roo-doo // De-da-da dee-dah 让我们来看看这些非凡的人 FZ: Let's study this phenomenon // De-dum do-de-dum // Do-ah-dee po-dee-DAH // De-dum do-de-dum // Po-dah-dee po-dee-DAH // De-dum do-de-dum // Do-dah-dee po-dee-DAH // De-dum doddle-dee-oh-du-dup // De-dum dup // De-dum do-wee-oh-do-dup // De-dum doddle-dee-oh-du-dup // De-dum doo-wee-ooh dup-du-ep // De-deddle-de-deddle-de-dum-du // Deddle-de-deddle-dew-du-dup 现在看着 里克 珍妮 卡尔你们太棒了 但你们还是太保守 FZ: Now look Rick and Jane and Carl you you're wonderful but you're just too reserved (I still can Frank ) FZ: I know you will maybe in a minute Okay I'll t-tell you what: Go back to your seats and we'll bring up the next batch okay Carl Rick and Jane Alright you wanna try Lana: I'll do anything you say Frank FZ: OH MY GOD Awright your name is Lana right Lana dance De-dum do-dep dum-deddle-dup De boop Boop bep Do-duddle-do Dep-de-dum De-dum do-de-dum Po-dah-dee-ooh po-dee-DAH FZ: Now that's more like it 404

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