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[00:00:00] 吴用带着李逵很顺利的混进北京大名府
[00:00:08] 经过打听之后
[00:00:10] 又来到河北玉麒麟卢俊义的府门
[00:00:14] 咱说了这府门阔气
[00:00:19] 车来人往府门外地点非常宽阔
[00:00:24] 吴用按照事先的计划
[00:00:27] 没离开这府门
[00:00:29] 就来回走动
[00:00:31] 一边儿走
[00:00:33] 一边儿打着渔鼓
[00:00:34] 简板一边晃着晃铃
[00:00:38] 口里是念念有词
[00:00:40] 有意地提高了声音
[00:00:44] 算灵卦
[00:00:45] 算灵卦
[00:00:47] 大流运卦
[00:00:49] 未卜先知
[00:00:51] 能知人的吉凶祸福啊
[00:00:55] 卦金一两
[00:00:57] 不灵验者包赔三倍啊
[00:01:02] 算卦
[00:01:03] 算卦大流运卦
[00:01:04] 未卜先知啊
[00:01:06] 哗楞哗哗哗哗
[00:01:11] 他这一喊一叫
[00:01:13] 有当街上玩儿
[00:01:14] 那小孩儿看着心情
[00:01:17] 一个俩凑一块儿
[00:01:18] 一大帮在后头跟着哦哦
[00:01:20] 算卦的lo 算卦的了
[00:01:22] 他手里摇D 那什么谁知道呢
[00:01:25] 小铃铛跟着喔
[00:01:26] 呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜
[00:01:29] 越剧小孩儿越多
[00:01:31] 最后增至五六十号
[00:01:34] 就在卢俊义的府门外这种吵吵
[00:01:39] 翻回头再说
[00:01:41] 卢员外卢俊义
[00:01:44] 咱介绍了卢俊义在河北来说
[00:01:47] 头一个大富户
[00:01:50] 要是她家有钱
[00:01:52] 富可敌国有点夸张
[00:01:55] 但是在本省本菌来说
[00:01:58] 那是首屈一指
[00:02:00] 良田万顷
[00:02:02] 房屋几千间
[00:02:05] 王大奶奶开着几十座
[00:02:08] 可以说是日进斗金
[00:02:11] 那么家趁人值卢俊义号功夫
[00:02:17] 十八般兵器是样样精通
[00:02:20] 长拳短打无一不能
[00:02:23] 但是卢俊义啊有个毛病
[00:02:26] 不爱走动
[00:02:27] 官府不爱追求功名
[00:02:31] 可以这么说
[00:02:32] 视功名如粪土
[00:02:35] 他觉着不如经商
[00:02:37] 这在家一呆
[00:02:38] 多自由啊
[00:02:40] 那当了官儿了
[00:02:43] 拿人家的俸禄
[00:02:44] 得听人家的支配
[00:02:46] 再说官场之中勾心斗角
[00:02:50] 反而会被人害
[00:02:53] 所以就在家一呆
[00:02:55] 专心致志料理他家的财产
[00:02:59] 像他这个身份
[00:03:01] 家里使唤人能少得了吗
[00:03:03] 咱甭说旁的
[00:03:05] 就她住的这府里头就二三百口子
[00:03:10] 上上下下干什么的都有
[00:03:14] 今年又是个好收成
[00:03:17] 卢俊义高兴
[00:03:19] 叫几个账房先生啪啪啪一垄罩光
[00:03:24] 今年这个半年的收成就超过了10万斤
[00:03:29] 要到年根儿底下还得翻翻
[00:03:33] 大车小辆装的都是金银财宝
[00:03:36] 大成在这儿过数
[00:03:39] 卢员外呢
[00:03:40] 闲着没事儿
[00:03:41] 一时的高兴
[00:03:42] 倒背着双手拿着把小沙
[00:03:46] 来到前院
[00:03:47] 看他们过数
[00:03:48] 看先生
[00:03:49] 记账
[00:03:50] 走
[00:03:51] 伙计赶紧搬了把太师椅
[00:03:54] 往正中一放
[00:03:55] 卢俊义二郎腿
[00:03:57] 一旦品着茶
[00:03:58] 在这看着
[00:04:00] A
[00:04:00] 正在这么个节骨眼
[00:04:02] 就听府门外乱乱吵吵
[00:04:06] 孩子啊啊
[00:04:07] 睡觉还听见慌慌的串铃响
[00:04:12] 卢俊义不知道怎么回事儿
[00:04:14] 就一皱眉
[00:04:15] 来人呐
[00:04:16] 原来也有何吩咐
[00:04:18] 到府门外看看怎么回事儿a
[00:04:23] 刚直的人出去了
[00:04:24] 时间不大
[00:04:25] 回来了
[00:04:26] 袁伟爷门前那有俩人儿
[00:04:30] 其中有一个算卦先生
[00:04:32] 可能还带一个伴当内先生晃的晃铃
[00:04:37] 她说
[00:04:38] 算灵卦
[00:04:39] 算灵卦
[00:04:40] 叫什么挂来的
[00:04:42] 他不灵
[00:04:42] 不要钱
[00:04:44] 要零呢
[00:04:45] 还收卦金
[00:04:46] 一两银子可够贵的
[00:04:49] 额
[00:04:51] 卢俊义啊
[00:04:52] 就喜欢算卦
[00:04:55] 最喜欢算卦
[00:04:56] 分人也分地位
[00:04:59] 据我们所知啊
[00:05:00] 一般地
[00:05:01] 有钱的人也有身份的人
[00:05:05] 他爱送乐宝
[00:05:07] 祝他一切平安
[00:05:09] 求先生这一说吉利话
[00:05:11] 他心里都高兴
[00:05:13] 当然了
[00:05:14] 也有人问
[00:05:15] 栽的我有什么货没有啊
[00:05:18] 先生这一说
[00:05:19] 自己采取措施好避祸
[00:05:22] 来个逢凶化吉
[00:05:24] 遇难呈祥
[00:05:26] 那么穷苦人就不算挂马
[00:05:29] 也有算卦的
[00:05:31] 中国古人相当迷信
[00:05:35] 对
[00:05:35] 这个算卦的90%多
[00:05:39] 特别相信
[00:05:40] 也有少数人绝对不信
[00:05:44] 这就是人分369 等不一样
[00:05:46] 咱们闲言少叙
[00:05:48] 书归正文
[00:05:50] 卢俊义听算卦的卦金可够贵的
[00:05:54] 我还从来没听说过算一卦一两银子
[00:05:58] 那叫银子
[00:06:00] 可能这个先生有俩下子
[00:06:03] 来人啊
[00:06:04] 你去
[00:06:06] 把这位先生和他的伴当
[00:06:09] 请到这儿来
[00:06:11] 原儿爷
[00:06:12] 你要算卦
[00:06:13] 少说废话
[00:06:14] 快去哎哎
[00:06:17] J 当值的出去了
[00:06:19] 冲着无用一挥手
[00:06:21] A 先生a 留步
[00:06:23] 留步留步
[00:06:25] 吴用心里好像怎么样
[00:06:27] 来了无用
[00:06:29] 笑呵呵的过来
[00:06:30] 哈
[00:06:31] 有事先生
[00:06:33] 我家员外爷有请
[00:06:36] 你带着你这个伙计早早跟我进院
[00:06:39] 哦
[00:06:40] 是是是
[00:06:42] 请问你家员外尊姓大名
[00:06:45] He
[00:06:46] 你还不知道这门口数谁家的
[00:06:49] 我们原本也是大名鼎鼎的河北玉麒麟卢俊义卢员外
[00:06:58] 连那三尺高的顽童都知道是吗
[00:07:02] 哎哟
[00:07:03] 今儿我碰上财主了
[00:07:05] 幸会幸会
[00:07:07] 说话之间走过穿堂的门洞
[00:07:11] 到了前院
[00:07:13] 吴用和李逵闪不着
[00:07:15] 一看
[00:07:16] 这院儿里头好几十号
[00:07:18] 那有账桌儿几个先生非彼记账
[00:07:22] 这边大秤哗哗哗过银子
[00:07:24] 忙得不可开交
[00:07:27] 正中央有一把椅子上头坐定
[00:07:30] 一人
[00:07:32] 你看这人长得
[00:07:34] 再见
[00:07:36] 就在那儿坐着
[00:07:37] 比一般人站着矮不了多少
[00:07:40] 长得身高九尺
[00:07:42] 挂历欢欢的榜晒
[00:07:45] 细细的腰挺
[00:07:48] 长长的两条腿面似冠玉
[00:07:53] 两道细眉一对俊目
[00:07:56] 通关鼻梁方海阔
[00:07:58] 口试三流躲漠然
[00:08:02] 那俩眼睛倍儿凉倍儿凉的
[00:08:05] 就往那儿一坐
[00:08:06] 是不怒而自威
[00:08:07] 身前背后
[00:08:08] 百度D 微风
[00:08:11] 你看这个人呐
[00:08:12] 跟人不一样
[00:08:14] 有那人长得相当猥琐
[00:08:16] 一看恶心
[00:08:18] 一看玉麒麟
[00:08:19] 卢俊义这个一比
[00:08:22] 那是少见呐
[00:08:24] 真是玉树临风
[00:08:26] 往那儿一坐
[00:08:27] 叫人就得喝彩
[00:08:30] 无用的稍微看了两眼
[00:08:33] 就见那个当值的过来
[00:08:35] 原儿爷
[00:08:36] 把算卦先生请来了哦
[00:08:39] 卢俊义还不自大
[00:08:41] 站起身来一抱拳
[00:08:44] 先生辛苦了
[00:08:46] 哎哟
[00:08:47] 还礼还礼
[00:08:48] 不敢当啊
[00:08:49] 不敢当您呢
[00:08:51] 是啊
[00:08:52] 我叫卢俊义
[00:08:54] 哦卢员外
[00:08:56] 哎呀
[00:08:56] 幸会幸会
[00:08:59] 这个李逵嘴嘎巴嘎巴刚想要说话
[00:09:02] 他想
[00:09:02] 说什么呢
[00:09:04] 你就是那个卢俊义啊
[00:09:06] 我们从梁山来人就是为你来的
[00:09:09] 要不是再三盯他
[00:09:11] 就把话冒出来了
[00:09:13] 吴用怕他多嘴
[00:09:15] 还狠瞪了他一眼
[00:09:17] 李奎一八子嘴对着我又聋又哑
[00:09:21] U 不能说话
[00:09:23] 它翻楞翻楞
[00:09:24] 眼珠子把头低下了
[00:09:27] 卢俊义呢
[00:09:28] 一看这前院儿太乱了
[00:09:31] 请着吴用和李逵到了二到院书房
[00:09:35] 这安静
[00:09:37] 来到书房
[00:09:38] 分宾主落座
[00:09:40] 无用
[00:09:41] 把所带的东西往书案旁边一放
[00:09:45] 有仆人给献茶
[00:09:48] 这是规矩
[00:09:48] 来客人了
[00:09:50] 尤其对算卦先生格外敬重
[00:09:55] 给李奎还倒了一碗李逵
[00:09:58] 可真有点
[00:09:59] 可接过来咕咚咕咚咕咚就喝
[00:10:03] 无用啊
[00:10:04] 赶紧介绍哈
[00:10:05] 原文也见效了
[00:10:07] 这是我家养的一个奴才
[00:10:10] 又聋又哑呀
[00:10:13] 我这出门儿一个人太孤单了
[00:10:16] 走到哪都得带着他
[00:10:18] 你别看他不会说话
[00:10:20] 但是有靶子力气
[00:10:22] 你千万可见谅
[00:10:24] 唉
[00:10:24] 没得说
[00:10:25] 没得说
[00:10:27] 所以卢俊义对李逵就有印象了
[00:10:30] 李逵翻楞翻楞眼睛
[00:10:31] 心说无用啊
[00:10:32] 你怎么给我安排这么个角色
[00:10:35] 你才又聋又哑呢
[00:10:37] 等回到梁山我再跟你算账
[00:10:40] 李逵喝完了水了
[00:10:42] 往旁边一蹲
[00:10:43] 不言语
[00:10:44] 卢俊义说话先生
[00:10:48] 哪里人士
[00:10:49] 山东济南府
[00:10:52] 贵姓啊
[00:10:53] 免贵姓张
[00:10:55] 我叫张用哦
[00:10:57] 原来是张先生卦金多少一两纹银
[00:11:04] 刚才我听人介绍你是大流运卦
[00:11:07] 未卜先知
[00:11:09] 能断人的吉凶祸福
[00:11:12] 是也不是员外处谋
[00:11:15] 斗胆直言
[00:11:17] 我祖上传下来的阴阳八卦是百灵百验
[00:11:24] 如果算的不准
[00:11:26] 我三倍奉还
[00:11:28] 您罚我
[00:11:29] 哦哈哈哈哈
[00:11:33] 好好啊
[00:11:35] 要既然这样的话
[00:11:36] 先生你给我算上一卦子
[00:11:40] 可以呀
[00:11:42] 来人
[00:11:42] 拿取一两纹银来
[00:11:45] 拿了一两银子往这儿一放
[00:11:49] 先生
[00:11:49] 这是卦金一两
[00:11:51] 多谢多谢
[00:11:53] 袁伟也真是慷慨人
[00:11:55] 还没等算呢
[00:11:56] 先给他挂金了数
[00:11:58] 我才黑无用
[00:12:00] 拿过来揣兜儿里头
[00:12:02] 李逵反眼睛看看这贾老大
[00:12:07] JJ 真贪呐啊
[00:12:09] 这这归他腰包了
[00:12:12] 干说无用
[00:12:13] 稳稳当当的问卢俊义
[00:12:16] 请问袁美耶
[00:12:18] 您多大年纪
[00:12:20] 我还小
[00:12:21] 呢30 有二哦
[00:12:26] 正好是人到中年
[00:12:28] 那您报一个生辰八字吧
[00:12:32] 卢俊义说好我是甲子年乙丑月丙寅日丁卯时
[00:12:41] 哦
[00:12:43] 袁伟爷稍后说着无用
[00:12:46] 忍那口袋里头拿出个算盘
[00:12:50] 小算盘不干
[00:12:51] 因为使用了多次了
[00:12:53] 磨得油光瓦亮
[00:12:55] 往桌上一放
[00:12:57] 这屋用嘴里嘟囔
[00:12:59] 嘟嘟囔
[00:12:59] 嘟不知道被什么东西噼里啪
[00:13:01] 噼里啪啦噼里啪啦
[00:13:02] 噼里啪啦打着算盘
[00:13:05] 卢俊义品着茶
[00:13:07] 在这听信儿
[00:13:09] 算了多时
[00:13:11] 就见吴用把算盘一推
[00:13:15] 面现忧容
[00:13:22] 哎呀
[00:13:23] 不妙啊
[00:13:25] 卢俊义的心里咯噔一下
[00:13:28] 哦
[00:13:28] 先生怎么个不妙
[00:13:31] 一定要直言相告
[00:13:34] A
[00:13:35] 元米
[00:13:36] 恕我直言
[00:13:37] 那我这人是有一说一
[00:13:41] 有二说二
[00:13:42] 好就是好歹就是歹
[00:13:46] 怎么从您这卦里来看不出百日
[00:13:51] 原本也有血光之灾呀
[00:13:56] 你说这玩意儿听着别扭不别扭
[00:13:59] 就拿我们也一样
[00:14:01] 你信也好不信
[00:14:02] 也好到那讨个钱算一卦
[00:14:05] 内先生就说
[00:14:06] 嗯
[00:14:08] 你你你
[00:14:08] 不出百日
[00:14:09] 有血光之灾
[00:14:11] 你可留神
[00:14:13] 你心里头他就得发堵
[00:14:15] 都爱听好的
[00:14:17] 不爱听这话
[00:14:18] 卢俊义也不例外
[00:14:20] 卢俊义心里一翻个儿
[00:14:22] 哦
[00:14:24] 但是马上他就平静下来了
[00:14:27] 哈哈哈哈
[00:14:32] 先生简直是岂有此理
[00:14:36] 想我卢俊义奉公守法
[00:14:42] 犯法的不做
[00:14:43] 犯逮着不吃
[00:14:45] 该纳税我就纳税
[00:14:48] 我向来没做过亏心的事情
[00:14:52] 我不敢说我行善积德
[00:14:55] 自从我掌管家业以来
[00:14:58] 施舍那些穷苦人的银子数不胜数
[00:15:03] 每逢灾年
[00:15:05] 我说二八月避开周
[00:15:07] 敞逢庙必酱香
[00:15:10] 每日闭门思过
[00:15:14] 我觉得我这种人怎么会引来血光之灾呢
[00:15:18] 嗯
[00:15:19] 这不是可笑吗
[00:15:21] 方才先生这一说
[00:15:22] 我倒想过
[00:15:24] 我三亲六故我都想了
[00:15:27] 哪个都是奉公守法之人
[00:15:30] 他们也不会犯法
[00:15:32] 野猪连不到我身上
[00:15:35] 我和灾之有啊
[00:15:37] 荒唐可笑啊
[00:15:41] 吴用一听
[00:15:42] 豁然站起
[00:15:44] 从怀里把那一两银子拿出来
[00:15:47] 往桌上一放
[00:15:48] 原位
[00:15:49] 您把这挂金收起来
[00:15:51] 嘿嘿
[00:15:52] 我
[00:15:52] 我等于白说了
[00:15:55] 看来世上的人还是听阿玉奉承话的人多哟
[00:16:00] 不爱听真话哟
[00:16:02] 告辞告辞
[00:16:05] 转身就走
[00:16:07] 卢俊义觉得有点儿失口了
[00:16:10] 先生留步
[00:16:11] 先生留步
[00:16:12] 请坐
[00:16:12] 请坐请坐
[00:16:14] 哎哟
[00:16:14] 方才我说话有点儿失口
[00:16:17] 先生莫怪呀
[00:16:19] 您这脾气还挺大原味
[00:16:23] 并非我脾气暴躁员外啊
[00:16:26] 这个卦是阴阳八卦呀
[00:16:29] 伏羲氏研究先天八卦
[00:16:33] 周文王观使后天八卦阴阳结合呀
[00:16:39] 这人的命运是不可更改的
[00:16:42] 我说的句句都是金石良言呐
[00:16:45] 圆圆
[00:16:46] 你怎么反倒不爱听了呢
[00:16:48] 先生我爱听
[00:16:50] 此时我请教先生
[00:16:52] 有无破法有啊
[00:16:56] 我下半截话还没等说呢
[00:16:58] 您就把我这话给堵回去了
[00:17:01] 有破解的方法哦
[00:17:04] 请赐教无用
[00:17:07] 想利想又把算盘二次摆好
[00:17:10] 噼里啪啦算了半天
[00:17:12] 然后说了
[00:17:14] 原来耶
[00:17:16] 想破血光之灾
[00:17:19] 唯一的办法就离开你这个家
[00:17:23] 奔东南巽位方向啊
[00:17:27] 出去1000里
[00:17:29] 在外头少说得呆上100天
[00:17:33] 然后再回来就躲开了血光之灾
[00:17:37] 就能逢凶化吉
[00:17:39] 遇难呈祥
[00:17:41] 噢
[00:17:43] 这是唯一的破法
[00:17:45] 对
[00:17:46] 除了这个办法
[00:17:48] 别无良策
[00:17:50] 好吧
[00:17:52] 多谢先生赐教
[00:17:54] a
[00:17:55] 留下吃饭吧
[00:17:56] 啊
[00:17:56] 不不不
[00:17:57] 我我有几个老顾客还都等着我呢
[00:18:01] 我也算完了
[00:18:02] 袁伟他
[00:18:03] 后会有期
[00:18:04] 再见再见
[00:18:06] 挂金再次收好了
[00:18:08] 带着李逵匆匆忙忙离开卢俊义D 家
[00:18:12] 他们是扬长而去
[00:18:15] 跟头咕噜出了北京大名府了
[00:18:18] 李逵一看身边没人了
[00:18:20] 这回可以说话了
[00:18:22] 哎哎
[00:18:22] 我老吴
[00:18:24] 这回我说话行吧行吧
[00:18:26] 就把我憋死了
[00:18:29] 你在那儿胡钦点儿啥呀
[00:18:32] 你怎么胡说八道
[00:18:34] 人家卢俊义说得不是没道理
[00:18:36] 像人家那种人
[00:18:37] 人家犯什么法
[00:18:39] 有什么血光之灾
[00:18:40] 你白活老半天不应验怎么办
[00:18:43] 嗨
[00:18:44] 你这黑鬼晓得什么呢
[00:18:47] 这就叫挖下深坑等虎豹撒下香饵钓金鳌啊
[00:18:54] 我们来的目的是什么
[00:18:56] 就是请卢俊义入伙
[00:18:59] 不用点特殊的手段
[00:19:02] 能拉得动他吗
[00:19:04] 他有啥了不起
[00:19:06] 有他咱梁山也干
[00:19:08] 没他梁山照样干
[00:19:10] 少说废话
[00:19:12] 我没工夫跟你抬杠
[00:19:13] 走走走
[00:19:14] 跟我回梁山
[00:19:16] 没事儿啊
[00:19:17] 没溜达你就回去
[00:19:19] 你走吧你
[00:19:21] 吴用强制着李逵回了水泊梁山
[00:19:25] 下一步怎么办
[00:19:27] 人家还有良策按揭
[00:19:29] 他们不说
[00:19:30] 单说卢俊义
[00:19:31] 表面上谈笑风生
[00:19:34] 无所谓
[00:19:36] 等送走了吴用和李逵
[00:19:38] 转身回到厨房
[00:19:41] 这卢俊义是越想越堵心哪
[00:19:44] 哎呀哎呀
[00:19:47] 我看这个先生一表非俗
[00:19:50] 说话咔嚓咔嚓
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