[00:00:00] Joel the Lump of Coal (小煤球乔尔) - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel [00:00:00] // [00:00:00] Some time ago at Santa's place [00:00:03] 很久很久以前 [00:00:03] Up in the old North Pole [00:00:06] 就在圣诞老人所住的北极之境 [00:00:06] There lived a lump of anthracite [00:00:09] 有一个小煤球 [00:00:09] Whose parents called him Joel [00:00:12] 父母叫他乔尔 [00:00:12] Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:00:15] 这个小东西 [00:00:15] Happy as a lump can be [00:00:18] 就和其它小煤球没什么区别 [00:00:18] He just wants to keep Santa warm [00:00:21] 除了让圣诞老人和麋鹿感受到温暖 [00:00:21] And make the elves cozy [00:00:24] 脑子里就没想别的了 [00:00:24] But Santa Claus had other plans [00:00:27] 可是圣诞老人却不这样想 [00:00:27] For Joel one fateful day [00:00:30] 小煤球的人生要变的不一样 [00:00:30] Joel you're just the lump I need [00:00:33] 你就是我要的那块煤球 [00:00:33] Come join me on my sleigh [00:00:36] 现在跳上雪橇来 [00:00:36] Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:00:39] 那个叫乔尔的小煤球 [00:00:39] Heart leapt up with joy [00:00:42] 心就像被火焰点燃般开心起来 [00:00:42] I'll soon be Santa's present to [00:00:45] 我也能成为被选中的礼物 [00:00:45] A lucky girl or boy [00:00:48] 陪在某个幸运的男孩或者着女孩身边 [00:00:48] We'll laugh and play together [00:00:51] 我们会一起玩耍一起欢笑 [00:00:51] And we hold each other tight [00:00:54] 紧紧相拥 [00:00:54] Snuggle under clean white sheets [00:00:57] 躺在洁白的床单上 [00:00:57] When we go to sleep at night [00:01:00] 进入梦乡 [00:01:00] Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel [00:01:03] 圣诞老人笑他 [00:01:03] You're in for a surprise [00:01:06] 你对别人而言只不过是个惊吓 [00:01:06] You're not a special Christmas gift [00:01:09] 你才不是什么圣诞礼物 [00:01:09] You're just a booby prize [00:01:12] 你是调皮的代价 [00:01:12] What kid would ever want you [00:01:15] 怎么会有孩子想要你 [00:01:15] You're filthy as can be [00:01:18] 你这个脏东西 [00:01:18] Now you have to go and live [00:01:21] 现在你要去 [00:01:21] With one who's been naughty [00:01:24] 和不听话的孩子生活在一起 [00:01:24] But I make heat poor Joel cried [00:01:27] 小煤球哭着说 可我能发热啊 [00:01:27] And electricity [00:01:30] 我还能发电 [00:01:30] You pollute the air [00:01:32] 你制造二氧化碳 [00:01:32] With CO2 and mercury [00:01:37] 还用汞污染环境 [00:01:37] Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:01:40] 那个叫乔尔的小煤球 [00:01:40] Fell down upon his knees [00:01:43] 哭着跪了下来 [00:01:43] I don't wanna live with a naughty kid [00:01:46] 圣诞老人啊 [00:01:46] Don't make me Santa please [00:01:49] 请别让我和淘气的孩子们 [00:01:49] But Santa laughed his jolly laugh [00:01:51] 生活在一起 [00:01:51] Ho ho you stupid lump [00:01:55] 圣诞老人还是欢快地笑着说 你这个小傻瓜 [00:01:55] You're just the thing to teach this brat [00:01:58] 你只不过是用来教育他们的 [00:01:58] That Santa ain't no chump [00:02:01] 圣诞老人并不傻 [00:02:01] So off they flew and before he knew [00:02:04] 直到他们起飞前 [00:02:04] Joel was in a sack [00:02:07] 乔尔还在哭泣 [00:02:07] He cried and yelled to Santa Claus [00:02:10] 圣诞老人啊 [00:02:10] Why don't we just go back [00:02:13] 我们为什么不回去 [00:02:13] And then came Christmas morning [00:02:16] 就这样到了圣诞的清晨 [00:02:16] And much to Joel's surprise [00:02:18] 他感到无比惊奇 [00:02:18] Much to Joel's surprise [00:02:19] 迎接他的是一个小男孩 [00:02:19] He saw a boy with the saddest face [00:02:22] 有着最悲伤的神情 [00:02:22] And tears were in his eyes [00:02:23] 有着最悲伤的神情 [00:02:23] Tears were in his eyes [00:02:25] 有着最悲伤的神情 [00:02:25] He picked Joel up and held him [00:02:27] 他捡起乔尔说 [00:02:27] And said you can be my friend 404

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