Putin (普京) - Randy Newman // Written by:Randy Newman // Putin putting his pants on 普京穿上裤子 One leg at a time 一次穿一条腿 Oh he's just like a regular fella huh 他看上去就像个普通小伙 He ain't nothing like a regular fella 但实际上他与众不同 Putin putting his hat on 他戴上帽子 Hat size number nine 帽子尺寸大于常人 You saying Putings getting big-headed 你说 那个帽子为大脑袋量身定做 Putings head's just fine 戴上帽子 他感觉很好 He can drive his giant tractor 他可以驾驶他的大型拖拉机 Across the Trans-Siberian plain 穿过西伯利亚平原 He can power a nuclear reactor 他才思过人 With the left side of his brain 可以制造出核反应堆 And when he take his shirt off 当他脱去衬衫 He drive the ladies crazy 女孩们都神魂颠倒 And when he take his shirt off 当他脱去衬衫 Make me wanna be a lady 让我想成为一个优雅淑女 It's the Putin Girls 这就是普京 女孩们 Putin will you put it will you put it will you put it 普京 你是否会释放魅力 释放魅力 释放魅力 Putin will you put it will you put it next to me 普京 你是否会对我释放魅力 释放魅力 Putin will you put it will you put it will you put it 普京 你是否会释放魅力 释放魅力 释放魅力 Putin will you put it will you put it next to me 普京 你是否会对我释放魅力 释放魅力 Now Putin hates the Putin Girls 如今 普京讨厌那些投怀送抱的女孩 Cause he hates vulgarity 因为他讨厌粗鲁的一切 And he loves his mother country 他钟爱自己的故乡 And he loves his family 他爱自己的家人 He and his ex-wife Lyudmila live right along the shore of the beautiful new 他和他的前妻Lyudmila住在美丽的新海岸 Russian Black Sea 俄罗斯的黑海边 Let's listen in a great man is speaking 让我们聆听一个伟人的演讲 We fought a war for this 我们为此而战 I'm almost ashamed 我几乎羞愧难当 The Mediterranean 如今 Now there's a resort worth fighting for 地中海是值得我们为之奋斗的地方 If only the Greeks or the Turks 如果那里只有希腊人和土耳其人 Would start to sniff around 我们会开始四处寻找机会 Oh I'd bring the hammer down 我会拿起武器 So quick their woolly heads would spin 不用多久 他们就会一命呜呼 Woolly head woolly head woolly head 一命呜呼 一命呜呼 一命呜呼 Oh wait a minute even better 等一分钟我就会更胜一筹 What if the Kurds got in the way 如果库尔德人阻碍前路 那会怎样 Hey Kurds and way Kurds and way 嘿 库尔德人 赶快离去 库尔德人 赶快离去 Sometimes a people is greater than their leader 有时候 一个人可以翻天覆地 超越他们的领导人 Germany Kentucky and France 展望世界各地 Sometimes a leader towers over his country 有时候 一个领导人的权利高出了整个国家 One shot at glory they won't get a second chance 一旦获得荣耀 他们就会失去机会 I'll drag these peasants kicking and screaming 我会带着农民们发动起义 Into the 21st century 迈进21世纪 I thought we'd make it I must've been dreaming 我以为我们会大获全胜 我一定在做梦 These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me 这些养鸡户和消防员会让我步入地狱 I can't do it 我不能这样做 Sure you can 但我相信你可以 I can't do it 我不能这样做 Yeah you can 但你可以 What makes you say that girls 是什么让你大肆议论这些女孩 I'll tell you why 我会告诉你原因 Cause you're the Putin Man 因为你是普京的子民 Who won Napoleon 可以战胜拿破仑 We did 我们已经竭尽全力 Who won World War II 谁在第二次世界大战中获得胜利 The Americans 美国人 That's a good one ladies 这是一个很好的例子 女士们 It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair 轮到我们坐上舒服的王座 And you're the man gonna get us there 你可以带我们到达那里 I don't know Lenin couldn't do it 我不知道列宁无法做到 I don't know Stalin couldn't do it 我不知道斯大林难以成功