[00:00:03] Life.. by Marshall Mathers [00:00:06] What is life? [00:00:08] Life is like a big obstacle [00:00:09] Put in front of your optical to slow you down [00:00:12] And everytime you think you gotten past it [00:00:14] It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground [00:00:17] What are friends? [00:00:19] Friends are people that you think are your friends [00:00:21] But they really your enemies, with secret indentities [00:00:23] And disguises, to hide they true colors [00:00:26] So just when you think you close enough to be brothers [00:00:28] They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin [00:00:31] What is money? [00:00:32] Money is what makes a man act funny [00:00:35] Money is the root of all evil [00:00:37] Money'll make them same friends come back around [00:00:39] Swearing that they was always down [00:00:42] What is life? [00:00:43] I'm tired of life [00:00:45] I'm tired of backstabbing a** snakes with friendly grins [00:00:48] I'm tired of committing so many sins [00:00:51] Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins [00:00:53] Tired of never having any ends [00:00:56] Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins [00:00:59] I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR sh*t when he spins [00:01:02] Tired of not having a deal [00:01:04] Tired of having to deal with the b******t without grabbing the steel [00:01:08] Tired of drowning in my sorrow [00:01:09] Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo [00:01:13] I'm tired of motherf**kers spraying sh*t and dartin off [00:01:16] I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour [00:01:20] Then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off [00:01:22] I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough [00:01:25] Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk [00:01:27] For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk [00:01:30] I'm tired of using plastic silverware [00:01:32] Tired of working in Building Square [00:01:34] Tired of not being a millionaire [00:01:37] But if I had a million dollars [00:01:38] I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics [00:01:41] If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick [00:01:45] Without a condom on, while I'm on the john [00:01:48] If I had a million bucks [00:01:49] It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out [00:01:52] Robbing armored trucks [00:01:53] If I had one wish [00:01:55] I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world to kiss [00:01:59] I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor [00:02:01] Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store [00:02:04] I'm tired of not having a phone [00:02:06] Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on [00:02:10] Tired of not driving a BM [00:02:12] Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him [00:02:15] Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM [00:02:18] Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum [00:02:21] Tired of not being on tour [00:02:23] Tired of f**king the same blonde whore after work [00:02:26] In the back of a Contour [00:02:27] I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones [00:02:30] Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns [00:02:32] Tired of being stared at [00:02:34] I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat [00:02:37] Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz [00:02:40] Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs [00:02:44] Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me [00:02:47] Saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me" [00:02:50] I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs [00:02:52] Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives" [00:02:56] But if I had a million dollars [00:02:57] I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics [00:03:01] If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick [00:03:05] Without a condom on, while I'm on the john [00:03:07] If I had a million bucks [00:03:08] It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out [00:03:11] Robbing armored trucks [00:03:13] If I had one wish [00:03:14] I would ask for a big enough a** for the whole world to kiss