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[00:00:00] 书接前文
[00:00:03] 西伯大头鬼
[00:00:05] 房书安
[00:00:06] 来找白瑞
[00:00:09] 还带了俩孩子
[00:00:12] 一个小黑孩儿
[00:00:14] 一个小红孩儿
[00:00:16] 这俩孩子非常讨人喜欢
[00:00:20] 白云瑞啊
[00:00:21] 不知道房书安这些天上哪去了
[00:00:24] 这俩孩子是谁
[00:00:27] 白瑞不知道
[00:00:29] 叔叔D 可知
[00:00:32] 咱们利用这个机会把防栓的事情
[00:00:35] 做个介绍
[00:00:38] 前面输
[00:00:38] 你还记得
[00:00:41] 房书安劝白云瑞爷俩闹翻了
[00:00:46] 让白云把房主安娜给赶走了
[00:00:50] 房管离开了电房
[00:00:53] 一边走一边发牢骚
[00:00:57] 心里说话老带劲的人呢
[00:01:00] 就是翻脸猴
[00:01:02] 用人朝前不用人朝后
[00:01:06] 卸了磨就杀驴
[00:01:08] 嗯
[00:01:09] 白云瑞跟着跌白玉堂也没什么区别
[00:01:14] 我哪错了
[00:01:16] 我说的都是金石良言哪
[00:01:19] 我劝你收下路
[00:01:21] 小英有什么不对
[00:01:25] 这即使不对
[00:01:26] 你也不至于翻脸了
[00:01:29] 哦
[00:01:30] 拿我媳妇大头鬼当累赘了
[00:01:34] 我觉得我碍手碍脚
[00:01:37] 觉得你们老白净的人了不起
[00:01:40] 好啊
[00:01:41] 那咱就分道扬镳
[00:01:45] 你干
[00:01:45] 你干
[00:01:46] 我干我的
[00:01:48] 我就不相信我房书安找不着我干老徐良
[00:01:54] 这房书安呢
[00:01:55] 是满腹的老子
[00:01:58] 可是
[00:01:59] 过了半天
[00:02:01] 方川又犯愁
[00:02:03] 倒了一片树林
[00:02:05] 往树底下一坐
[00:02:06] 双手托腮
[00:02:09] 心里就开了锅了
[00:02:12] 其实我们爷儿俩奉命来到东海小蓬莱
[00:02:17] 目的找我干扰徐良
[00:02:20] 你说就我们两个人闹翻了
[00:02:23] 多叫人家笑话
[00:02:26] 白云瑞
[00:02:27] 好人哪
[00:02:29] 虽然脾气爆了点
[00:02:31] 脸酸点
[00:02:33] 不愧是个正人君子
[00:02:36] 我这人呢
[00:02:37] 一张臭嘴瞎得了
[00:02:39] 也可能有不对的地方
[00:02:42] 他是当长辈的
[00:02:44] 我是当长辈用
[00:02:46] 关他也比我大得多
[00:02:48] 就说我几句也算不了什么
[00:02:52] 你看看我
[00:02:54] 一赌气的离开他
[00:02:56] 这样合适吗
[00:02:58] 俩人就够孤单的了
[00:03:01] 在这么一分开
[00:03:03] 我相信谁也干不成事儿
[00:03:06] 老方又一想
[00:03:08] 揍我呀
[00:03:10] 我那点能耐我太清楚了
[00:03:12] 我能干点什么呢
[00:03:14] 这是东海小蓬莱
[00:03:16] 这不是开封虎
[00:03:18] 我俩眼睛墨黑
[00:03:19] 谁也不认识
[00:03:21] 遇上个仇人就能把我收拾了
[00:03:24] 雅
[00:03:25] 这可怎么办
[00:03:27] 黄舒安是越想越害怕
[00:03:30] 浑身起鸡皮疙瘩
[00:03:33] 他胡思乱想的琢磨我还回去
[00:03:38] 我见过老书记
[00:03:40] 我这人本来就脸皮厚
[00:03:42] 在他面前认个错儿
[00:03:44] 嘿嘿一笑
[00:03:45] 他也不能怪我
[00:03:48] 最好是言归于好
[00:03:50] A 93 d
[00:03:53] 离开树林
[00:03:54] 头往回走
[00:03:56] 你快来的时候
[00:03:57] 一赌气急匆匆往前走
[00:04:00] 不辨东西南北
[00:04:02] 等往回走还找不着了
[00:04:05] U 3 专享这地方真邪门儿
[00:04:07] 我是走的这条道
[00:04:10] 怎么那个镇店没了
[00:04:12] 更找不着那座店房了
[00:04:15] 几点翻了一站又一领
[00:04:18] 也不知走了多少冤枉路
[00:04:21] 正往前走着呢
[00:04:22] 往坡底下一看
[00:04:24] 有个小村
[00:04:26] ID
[00:04:27] 夏初热还挺热闹
[00:04:29] 也不知道叫什么名
[00:04:32] 方法一下了山坡
[00:04:33] 就进了小村
[00:04:36] 这会儿的人谁也不认识他
[00:04:38] 谁也不注意她
[00:04:40] 此刻
[00:04:40] 防川就觉着杜甫饥饿
[00:04:45] 其实说呀
[00:04:45] 管怎么地
[00:04:46] 我找个地方先吃点东西
[00:04:48] 吃饱了肚子再说
[00:04:51] 抬头一看
[00:04:52] 路北了
[00:04:53] 果然有一座饭馆
[00:04:55] 小饭馆不大
[00:04:56] 也不怎么讲究
[00:04:58] 可是在这来说就不错了
[00:05:01] 张淑安迈步走进饭馆
[00:05:03] 一看
[00:05:04] 有六七张桌儿
[00:05:05] 坐着十几个吃饭
[00:05:07] 老方把这窗户都坐下
[00:05:11] 伙计赶紧擦抹着按过来就问
[00:05:14] 可以
[00:05:15] 你想吃点儿什么
[00:05:16] 嗯
[00:05:18] 我饿了
[00:05:20] 呃
[00:05:20] 什么香
[00:05:21] 给我来什么啊
[00:05:23] 给我来四个菜
[00:05:25] 两壶酒好的呢
[00:05:29] 伙计
[00:05:29] 下去准备
[00:05:31] 时间不大刀烧
[00:05:33] 一想才端上来
[00:05:36] 防川提鼻子一闻
[00:05:38] 那还真香
[00:05:39] 应该说他不没鼻子
[00:05:41] 没鼻子不还有眼儿呢
[00:05:43] 那也照样能闻出香臭了
[00:05:47] 饿了吃什么东西都行
[00:05:50] 何况真不错
[00:05:52] 房书安滋儿喽
[00:05:53] 一口酒吧嗒一口菜
[00:05:56] 吃的这个香劲儿就甭提了
[00:06:00] 三下五除二
[00:06:02] 肚子有了底子
[00:06:04] 防川就减慢了速度
[00:06:07] 一边儿吃着一边儿胡琢磨
[00:06:10] 哎呀
[00:06:12] 要说回店房也不难
[00:06:14] 一会儿我打听打听就清楚了
[00:06:17] 我跟我老叔
[00:06:18] 我们俩人儿干嘛来了
[00:06:21] 找我干老徐良
[00:06:24] 可究竟我干啥
[00:06:25] 现在是生是死了
[00:06:28] 怎么一点消息也没有啊
[00:06:31] 光听说他出了危险
[00:06:34] 谁也没看见
[00:06:37] 真叫人难猜
[00:06:38] 难解呀
[00:06:40] 这仓鼠玩就糊着
[00:06:43] 正琢磨着
[00:06:45] 从饭馆外头来俩小孩儿
[00:06:48] 跑到前面这个黑脸走到后头那个红脸
[00:06:53] 俩孩子也就十四五岁
[00:06:55] 个头一般高
[00:06:57] 都胖乎乎的
[00:06:59] 偷书日月双闸
[00:07:01] 寂莫跟系着红头绳
[00:07:04] 前发齐眉
[00:07:05] 后发遮梗
[00:07:06] 散发披肩
[00:07:09] 肯定那小孩儿长得真好看
[00:07:11] 劲儿就甭提了
[00:07:13] 身穿彩莲一
[00:07:16] 乐呵呵从大门外进来了
[00:07:20] 到了就喊回家
[00:07:22] 伙计歌
[00:07:23] 哎哟
[00:07:23] 二位小公子
[00:07:26] 你们想用饭吗
[00:07:27] 啊
[00:07:28] 肚子饿了
[00:07:29] 想吃点儿什么里边儿请
[00:07:33] 两个人呢
[00:07:34] 就做到过到那边
[00:07:36] 离三环不远
[00:07:39] 也点了四个菜
[00:07:41] 可没有几乎
[00:07:43] 这俩孩子一边说说笑笑
[00:07:45] 一边在这吃着
[00:07:47] 冷不丁一抬头
[00:07:49] 正好看着
[00:07:49] 仿佛寒
[00:07:51] 这俩孩子不约而同地全乐了
[00:07:57] 哎呀了
[00:07:58] D 简直都直不起腰了
[00:08:01] 听说这位怎么长得
[00:08:04] 挺大个
[00:08:05] 个子挺窄的
[00:08:07] 肩膀挺细挺长的
[00:08:09] 脖子顶着个大脑袋
[00:08:12] 你看这脑袋
[00:08:13] 跟个窝瓜差不多少
[00:08:16] 又扁又大
[00:08:18] 挺大个脑袋还戴小帽子
[00:08:22] A
[00:08:22] 在看点评的脸
[00:08:24] 还没鼻子
[00:08:26] 豆激酶乔木狗眼稀不楞登
[00:08:29] 有点黄胡子
[00:08:32] 贝贝
[00:08:32] 小片儿刀斜跨白狼
[00:08:35] 你看
[00:08:36] 还没鼻子
[00:08:37] 竟然穿黑裤子
[00:08:39] 你说这玩意难看
[00:08:40] 不难看
[00:08:42] 所以歌俩乐的眼泪都出来了
[00:08:45] 这小黑小子就跟那小红色的说
[00:08:49] 我说兄弟
[00:08:50] 你瞅见没有
[00:08:51] 我瞅得清清楚楚的
[00:08:54] 我说这位怎么长得这么难看
[00:08:57] 就学习
[00:08:59] 哎呀
[00:09:00] 要是我长这样啊
[00:09:02] 我早醒了
[00:09:04] 我
[00:09:04] 我尿泡
[00:09:05] 尿也得清洗
[00:09:07] 可不惜整的忒难看
[00:09:10] 就这货还跑出来溜达
[00:09:12] 爷们
[00:09:13] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:09:16] 你们说说话怎么这一块儿
[00:09:19] 这俩孩子多少说话
[00:09:21] 奶呼呼的
[00:09:22] 还有点秃舌头尖儿
[00:09:25] 有的字儿说不太清楚
[00:09:29] 歌房书安听得清清的
[00:09:32] 老方翻着母狗眼
[00:09:34] 一看俩孩子
[00:09:37] 哦
[00:09:38] 说谁呢
[00:09:39] 说我呢
[00:09:40] 哦
[00:09:41] 说我难看
[00:09:42] 我难看不难看
[00:09:43] 跟你们有什么关系啊
[00:09:45] 这谁家孩子怎么这么少教育
[00:09:49] 算了
[00:09:49] 算了
[00:09:50] 呢
[00:09:51] 挺大个人
[00:09:52] 又一身事儿
[00:09:53] 子当没听见
[00:09:56] 防川闷头吃自己的
[00:09:58] 不言语
[00:09:59] 可这俩孩子呢
[00:10:00] 接茬往下说
[00:10:02] 我说兄弟
[00:10:03] 你看见没看见这位还背着小片刀看见了
[00:10:10] 我说这刀有什么用啊
[00:10:12] 去练舞的
[00:10:13] 去修脚的
[00:10:15] 剃头的
[00:10:19] 见一个活宝
[00:10:21] 我从哪儿来这么个丑鬼啊
[00:10:24] 备不住从石头缝里头蹦出来的
[00:10:27] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:10:30] 三说两说
[00:10:32] 房书安摆平
[00:10:35] 因为什么呢
[00:10:36] 周围做那几个吃饭的也都听见了
[00:10:40] 大伙儿瞅着房书安指手划脚也都了
[00:10:44] 这一了
[00:10:45] 老方有点挂不住了
[00:10:47] 好怕
[00:10:49] 把筷子一摔
[00:10:51] 方方直直腰扭着了
[00:10:53] 就问
[00:10:54] 嗯嗯
[00:10:57] 我你不是说我呢
[00:11:00] 你气又怎么样
[00:11:02] 哎
[00:11:03] 我说你们吃你们的饭
[00:11:06] 我吃我的饭
[00:11:08] 这么好的饭菜
[00:11:09] 怎么堵不住你俩的分人呢
[00:11:12] 唉
[00:11:13] 小小的年纪
[00:11:14] 挑三挑四
[00:11:17] 我这个笑话真是爹多娘少的货
[00:11:22] 真少尿
[00:11:25] 王传一张嘴就不说人话
[00:11:28] 这俩孩子不爱听
[00:11:29] 小哥儿俩就站起来了
[00:11:31] 鼓着腮帮攥着拳头
[00:11:33] 哎
[00:11:35] 我出轨
[00:11:37] 你嘴里可别带脏字费
[00:11:39] 你要是嘴巴浪迹的
[00:11:41] 你可歉疚
[00:11:43] 你说什么
[00:11:44] 我欠揍啊
[00:11:47] 我这浑身上下正不舒服
[00:11:51] 挣钱
[00:11:51] 找个人给锤子
[00:11:53] 锤子哎
[00:11:54] 来吧
[00:11:55] 你说咱们怎么比划比划
[00:11:58] 好啊
[00:11:59] 你说吧
[00:12:01] 你划出道了
[00:12:02] 我们就走
[00:12:04] 王上
[00:12:04] 您看见没
[00:12:06] 小小的饭馆
[00:12:08] 地方狭窄
[00:12:09] 难以施展
[00:12:11] 我小兔崽子有种
[00:12:14] 咱找个宽敞的地儿
[00:12:16] 蹩脚落人家的买卖也行啊
[00:12:20] 方法函数长称
[00:12:23] 跳出饭馆
[00:12:24] 俩小孩儿也不示弱
[00:12:26] 以前以后
[00:12:27] 跟出来了
[00:12:29] 我说这地方你看见没
[00:12:31] 人也多
[00:12:32] 男的女的老的少的
[00:12:33] 都有别把他们伤着
[00:12:35] 咱们到村卖走吧
[00:12:38] 仿佛还往前走
[00:12:40] 带小孩儿就跟进去了
[00:12:43] 人家开饭馆的伙计啊
[00:12:45] 都说你看着呢
[00:12:47] 和气生财
[00:12:49] 吃饭就吃饭呗
[00:12:51] 谁少说一句就得了
[00:12:54] 互不让步
[00:12:55] 这非冬五哥差
[00:12:57] 哎呀
[00:12:57] 你看这怎么办
[00:12:59] 我就突然想起来了
[00:13:01] 我管人家怎么办
[00:13:02] 干嘛这饭钱还没给呢
[00:13:04] 哎呀
[00:13:05] 白搭了两桌饭菜
[00:13:08] 安夏
[00:13:08] 伙计后悔
[00:13:09] 咱不提
[00:13:10] 单出防栓
[00:13:12] 一肚子是气
[00:13:14] 来到荒郊野外
[00:13:15] 找个宽敞的地方听深站住
[00:13:19] 俩小孩儿就到了
[00:13:20] 一边儿一个
[00:13:22] 鼓着小腮帮
[00:13:23] 叉着腰盯着防栓
[00:13:26] 嗯
[00:13:26] 我这丑鬼
[00:13:28] 你
[00:13:28] 你想怎么的
[00:13:30] 我说你俩神一样的孩子
[00:13:32] 姓什么叫什么
[00:13:34] 你少问
[00:13:36] 小少爷
[00:13:37] 有名有姓就不告诉你
[00:13:39] 恐怕你牙酸口臭
[00:13:42] 说出来我们倒一辈子霉
[00:13:44] 哈哈
[00:13:46] 这吗我说的不是个人呢
[00:13:48] 你们怎么知道我牙酸口臭
[00:13:51] 看来你们真是少教育我
[00:13:53] 代替你们家的老人收拾收拾你们
[00:13:59] 及时防护安检
[00:14:00] 憋着火儿呢
[00:14:02] 这么多日子干了
[00:14:03] 我就剩
[00:14:05] 跟白云瑞的闹掰了
[00:14:07] 这活儿就更上
[00:14:09] 瞅什么都不顺眼
[00:14:11] 要是平时挺大的人能跟孩子一般见识
[00:14:16] 现在则不然
[00:14:18] 老方打拳头一句话
[00:14:20] 站内小黑小子就吓人啊
[00:14:23] 绷着一圈出去了
[00:14:25] 在找小黑小的踪迹不见哪去了
[00:14:29] 冲的嘎吱窝钻到后面去了
[00:14:32] 小嘿小的咯咯一笑
[00:14:34] 再见
[00:14:36] 再后面就是一脚
[00:14:38] 方砖也倒霉
[00:14:40] 这一脚正踹在屁股上
[00:14:42] 把老方踹当当当当当当当往前抢了七八部
[00:14:47] 摔了个狗啃屎
[00:14:49] 哎呀
[00:14:49] 把老三给甩的
[00:14:52] 房书安费了半天劲刚起来
[00:14:55] 小红小了一圈的那种
[00:15:00] 你长心就是螃蟹
[00:15:03] 咱就这么说
[00:15:05] 这房书安
[00:15:07] 就这俩小孩儿
[00:15:08] 可收拾ku da 的事就地方
[00:15:12] 人家可没下死手
[00:15:14] 拿他闹着玩儿
[00:15:16] 我骑着就叫他趴下
[00:15:18] 房山帽子也掉了
[00:15:21] 满脸的尘土
[00:15:23] 俩小孩又说又笑
[00:15:25] 正在这起哄
[00:15:27] 树林里头走出一个人
[00:15:30] 这人谈送女生啊
[00:15:36] 葵儿闹耳啊
[00:15:40] 你给我淘气堡啊
[00:15:44] 俩小孩儿一看
[00:15:45] 赶紧把手脚收住了
[00:15:48] 规规矩矩站在一旁
[00:15:51] 这方舒安呢
[00:15:52] 利用这机会
[00:15:53] 他爬出去
[00:15:55] 把尘土打了打
[00:15:57] 帽子捡起来扣在头上
[00:16:00] 揉眼睛一看
[00:16:01] 从树林里头出来个老头儿
[00:16:05] 看见老者
[00:16:07] 上中等的身材
[00:16:09] 长得胖乎乎的
[00:16:11] 带着福相啊
[00:16:14] 头戴呀的音屏
[00:16:17] 量门安的一块美玉
[00:16:19] 半劈皇陵的雷头
[00:16:23] 深川原青色箭袖袍
[00:16:26] 外罩银灰色英雄场
[00:16:30] 肋下佩戴五星折叠宝宝
[00:16:35] 四方大脸花白狐
[00:16:39] 一瞅五官端正
[00:16:41] 是相貌堂堂
[00:16:42] 二毛子光华四射
[00:16:46] 太阳穴鼓鼓着腮帮的努努着胸脯
[00:16:49] 腆腆着
[00:16:51] 一看就是个大架
[00:16:53] 什么大假
[00:16:54] 武林高手
[00:16:58] 方庄不认他
[00:17:00] 就见这老者来个儿小季前把脸往前程
[00:17:05] 嗯嗯
[00:17:08] 你们怎么这么不叫我伤心
[00:17:11] 你们这是打谁呢
[00:17:12] 嗯
[00:17:14] 爷爷
[00:17:15] 不怪我们
[00:17:17] 怎么不怪你们
[00:17:19] 因为我们哥俩唠嗑
[00:17:22] 他就挑理了
[00:17:24] 三学两学
[00:17:25] 她骂人骂的特别难听说我们哥俩没有教育
[00:17:31] 说我们哥俩爹多娘小
[00:17:33] 那我们能干嘛
[00:17:35] 我哭起
[00:17:36] 我们才交了手
[00:17:37] 别看的特大
[00:17:39] 哥大
[00:17:40] 他是空场的
[00:17:41] 不细
[00:17:42] 我们哥俩的对手就这媳妇
[00:17:45] 爷爷您来了
[00:17:46] 额
[00:17:49] 那老头儿挺的
[00:17:49] 没事儿
[00:17:51] 赶紧来到防川敬虔义工扫地
[00:17:55] 壮士
[00:17:56] 对不起
[00:17:57] 对不起啊
[00:17:59] 我这俩孩子不懂
[00:18:01] 事情多
[00:18:02] 有得罪
[00:18:03] 还望壮士海涵
[00:18:08] 黄砖一看
[00:18:09] 这老头谁呀
[00:18:11] 这是武林高手
[00:18:13] 我现在人单事物正缺少人帮忙
[00:18:19] 如果他是好人
[00:18:21] 这机会不能错过
[00:18:23] 我得想法使唤使唤他
[00:18:26] 这房书安是无利不起早啊
[00:18:29] 想到这儿
[00:18:30] 老方一笑
[00:18:32] 哼哼的
[00:18:34] 难听就别提了
[00:18:35] 把老头儿吓一跳
[00:18:38] 哎
[00:18:38] 老爷子
[00:18:40] 不知者不怪啊
[00:18:43] 就喜欢孩子
[00:18:46] 我想孩子
[00:18:48] 没事儿跟俩孩子玩玩
[00:18:50] 其实我这本事太大了
[00:18:53] 要收拾他们俩呢
[00:18:56] 不玩儿一样
[00:18:58] 我有一看看他们俩的拳脚功夫如何
[00:19:02] 我平时练的就是金钟罩
[00:19:05] 铁布衫
[00:19:07] 枪扎上一个白点儿
[00:19:09] 刀砍上一个白底儿
[00:19:11] 我能在乎他们打吗
[00:19:13] 你看我一点伤都没受
[00:19:16] 可不是吗
[00:19:16] 那俩孩子没真下狠手
[00:19:19] 所以他没上
[00:19:20] 方法又吹上了你
[00:19:23] 正这时候
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