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参组工是非先行 [00:02:19] 来到当场 [00:02:21] 把手机和不敢 [00:02:24] 别打了 [00:02:26] 无名氏虚晃一招 [00:02:28] 跳出圈外 [00:02:30] 把手一背 [00:02:31] 势气不长 [00:02:32] 出面不更色 [00:02:34] 笑眯眯的盯着仓而已 [00:02:38] 仓井空就回身跟梅良祖说 [00:02:42] 老婆 [00:02:42] 家累坏了吧 [00:02:45] 人不服老就是不行啊 [00:02:50] 回去喝点水休息休息啊 [00:02:54] 把她交给我了 [00:02:56] 哪两组也感觉到力不从心了 [00:03:00] 把老头儿气的是从脖子红脸啊 [00:03:06] 也罢 [00:03:08] 他跟操作工说 [00:03:10] 老婆家 [00:03:12] 那就叫你代劳了 [00:03:14] 好好给我整治整治 [00:03:16] 这个无疑是 [00:03:18] 我知道 [00:03:20] 不过我也不一定行 [00:03:23] 请你下去吧 [00:03:25] 每两组 [00:03:26] 这才回归本队 [00:03:29] La 椅子往那儿一坐 [00:03:30] 文武喘粗气 [00:03:32] 徐良过来劝说 [00:03:35] 老半天没两组 [00:03:37] 一句话也不说 [00:03:39] 但是说没花钱多 [00:03:41] 惨毒攻到了无名诗境前入手一尺 [00:03:45] 笑话的 [00:03:47] 你也太狂了点 [00:03:50] 能不能报个班儿 [00:03:52] 究竟你是谁 [00:03:54] 敢不敢说句实话 [00:03:57] 何必开个天大的玩笑呢 [00:04:00] 啊 [00:04:03] 老头儿 [00:04:05] 我报名不报名 [00:04:07] 又能怎样 [00:04:10] 说真话 [00:04:11] 说假话 [00:04:12] 我看都差不多少 [00:04:14] 我就是我是不是 [00:04:17] 您就别管我这事儿 [00:04:19] 哎呀 [00:04:20] 我记不太清楚了 [00:04:23] 如果我没认错的话 [00:04:25] 您呢 [00:04:25] 就是云南昆明府三老庄的 [00:04:29] 云南三老的第二位 [00:04:32] 梅花千朵藏二爷苍九公 [00:04:36] 对不对 [00:04:37] 不错 [00:04:38] 正是老朽可以 [00:04:42] 二爷 [00:04:43] 要说你没能耐 [00:04:46] 我去 [00:04:46] 良心要说 [00:04:48] 您这能耐怎么了不起 [00:04:51] 那有一点过分 [00:04:52] 与事实也不相符 [00:04:56] 要说到退了三二十年吗 [00:04:59] 嗯哪 [00:05:00] 还行 [00:05:01] 现在老啦 [00:05:03] 别忘了 [00:05:04] 人老不讲筋骨 [00:05:06] 为能啊 [00:05:08] 老了 [00:05:09] 就是老了 [00:05:10] 不服不行 [00:05:13] 大概能有80 多九十来分儿了 [00:05:17] 这么大的岁数 [00:05:19] 何苦争名夺利 [00:05:22] 嗯 [00:05:23] 你听我呀 [00:05:24] 奉劝你几句话 [00:05:26] 回到家去 [00:05:28] 抱抱孙子 [00:05:29] 哄哄重孙子你家也不愁吃喝 [00:05:34] 闷在山头看虎斗 [00:05:37] 趴在桥头看水流 [00:05:40] 于世无争逍遥自在 [00:05:43] 将来得个善终 [00:05:46] 比如说有多好啊 [00:05:48] 跟你这老头 [00:05:50] 非得在外边厮杀 [00:05:53] 您说有点闪失 [00:05:56] 怎么办 [00:05:57] 哎 [00:05:58] 别忘了瓦罐难离 [00:06:01] 景彦珀做大将难免阵前亡 [00:06:05] 何况你还不是个大将 [00:06:08] 什么云南三老呢 [00:06:10] 都过时了 [00:06:12] 你跟我不能比我年轻啊 [00:06:16] 我日照中天 [00:06:17] 血气方刚 [00:06:19] 想怎么地怎么地 [00:06:21] 想来啥就来啥 [00:06:24] 是不是呢 [00:06:25] 奉劝老爷子你我别交手 [00:06:30] 您这两下子也不见得比呢 [00:06:32] 梅良祖强多少 [00:06:35] 吃不辣 [00:06:36] 请回去歇着啊 [00:06:38] 歇着 [00:06:39] 嘿 [00:06:39] 哟 [00:06:41] 这番话可够粘损的 [00:06:44] 当着那么多的高人 [00:06:46] 开封府的办差官仓九宫哪能接受得了好哇啊 [00:06:53] 你气死我了 [00:06:56] 好 [00:06:57] 你这张臭嘴 [00:06:59] 今天我摘你的牙 [00:07:03] 苍井空刷双掌一晃 [00:07:06] 飞身形跳过去就是一掌 [00:07:11] 这无名氏倒挺好 [00:07:13] 头几招肯定不还手 [00:07:16] 在呢 [00:07:17] 把老爹一股冷串儿闪身退在一旁 [00:07:21] 擦二爷啪啪啪 [00:07:24] 接着是吧 [00:07:26] 长刺腿 [00:07:29] 但是打野没打着提 [00:07:31] 也没提着这无名氏巧妙地迂回在仓二爷的身边 [00:07:38] 轻松自如 [00:07:41] 连着他了 [00:07:41] 呵呵 [00:07:43] 只能气人 [00:07:44] 不气人 [00:07:45] 最后 [00:07:46] 曹二爷真急了 [00:07:48] 豁出这条命来 [00:07:51] 本来她脾气就不好 [00:07:54] 脑筋蹦起来多高 [00:07:56] 胡子都撅起来了 [00:07:59] 两眼放出两道凶光来 [00:08:02] E 掌几次一涨一涨是快字 [00:08:06] 一掌啪啪啪啪 [00:08:13] 30个照片 [00:08:15] 无名氏蹭地蹿跳出圈外吗 [00:08:20] 我说 [00:08:20] 二爷 [00:08:21] 适可而止吧 [00:08:24] 别得寸进尺 [00:08:26] 我这人喜老怜贫 [00:08:29] 看你活那么大 [00:08:31] 年纪不容易 [00:08:33] 又小有名气 [00:08:35] 我真一巴掌把你拍到这儿或者踢你一脚 [00:08:40] 你丢人不 [00:08:41] 你脸往哪儿搁 [00:08:43] 当着这么多人的面 [00:08:45] 你可能就得自杀了 [00:08:47] 我于心不忍 [00:08:50] 算了算了算了 [00:08:52] 现在收手你呢 [00:08:54] 也没栽跟头 [00:08:55] 我呢 [00:08:56] 也不算丢人 [00:08:58] 我你在要进攻 [00:09:01] 可休怪某翻脸不清 [00:09:04] 我就不顾及一切了 [00:09:07] 你跟房书安打听打听 [00:09:09] 我可善于给别人脱衣服 [00:09:13] 你要把我惹急了 [00:09:15] 我给你的衣服全都拔掉 [00:09:18] 让你赤身裸体你 [00:09:22] 你就没脸见人 [00:09:24] 你信不 [00:09:26] 哎呀 [00:09:29] 好黄土哪里来 [00:09:34] 他俩在这伸着手 [00:09:36] 这花不完呢 [00:09:37] 就跟徐良说 [00:09:39] 嗯嗯 [00:09:41] 你干毛啊 [00:09:42] 这家伙可不是吹啊 [00:09:45] 我亲眼目睹 [00:09:48] 几乎通神标记成达 [00:09:50] 厉害不厉害 [00:09:52] 让他把裤腰带给弄折了 [00:09:54] 把to 裤子掉下来当众出丑 [00:09:59] 莫佛昆仑僧 [00:10:01] 厉害不厉害 [00:10:03] 让她给扒了个走油蜡大光杆儿 [00:10:06] 哎呀 [00:10:07] 当着那么多人的面 [00:10:08] 简直太丢人了 [00:10:11] 那也就仗着 [00:10:12] 坤生脸皮厚 [00:10:15] 脸皮要薄啊 [00:10:17] 尿泡尿都得纤夫 [00:10:20] 我是没花钱多藏酒供我弟老爷爷那个脸皮儿薄的人呢 [00:10:27] 一旦叫他给戏耍了 [00:10:29] 把衣服给脱了 [00:10:31] 他怎么活呀 [00:10:33] 干扰你 [00:10:34] 你看怎么办 [00:10:36] 嗯 [00:10:38] 王八里瞧瞧 [00:10:41] 徐良一下 [00:10:43] 药吧 [00:10:44] 医生最好给我吧 [00:10:46] 别给这些老头吧 [00:10:48] 那也太损点 [00:10:51] 老师想这飞身形就跳过去 [00:10:55] 他也不管不顾了哦 [00:10:57] 不要不要打了 [00:10:59] 住手 [00:10:59] 住手 [00:11:01] 苍耳虚晃一招 [00:11:03] 一转身 [00:11:05] 看看是徐良杨子 [00:11:07] 你要干什么 [00:11:09] 我要替换你老人家 [00:11:11] 你愿意也得愿意啊 [00:11:13] 不愿意也得愿意 [00:11:17] 苍井空也不傻呀 [00:11:19] 一看没讨着便宜啊 [00:11:22] 深知无名氏并非等闲之辈 [00:11:26] 自己这俩下子万难迎人 [00:11:30] 徐良过了当然是好事儿 [00:11:32] 但是又T 徐良担心这两老人砸 [00:11:36] 不必再讲了 [00:11:38] 我心里头早就想好了 [00:11:40] 你赶紧回去休息 [00:11:43] 转过来 [00:11:45] 老爷爷嗨 [00:11:47] 回去歇着吧 [00:11:48] 在旁边坐着喝点水儿 [00:11:50] 看看热闹 [00:11:52] 我干姥这两下子你还不清楚a [00:11:57] 您可恋童爱平啊 [00:11:59] 可能比你能强点 [00:12:01] 您放心吧 [00:12:04] 长久不点了 [00:12:05] 点头真是不假 [00:12:07] 人呢 [00:12:08] 得心平气和 [00:12:10] 不扶人不行 [00:12:12] 就有那么一组人 [00:12:14] 目空一切 [00:12:16] 谁都不服 [00:12:17] 就他能 [00:12:19] 其实啊 [00:12:21] 无能的恰恰就是差 [00:12:25] 有道是 [00:12:25] 骄者必败 [00:12:28] 因此仓九宫心服口服 [00:12:31] 退在一旁 [00:12:34] 看看梅良祖梅良祖 [00:12:36] 看看藏九宫俩老头相视一笑 [00:12:42] 这种笑都是苦笑 [00:12:45] 心里说 [00:12:46] 老辣老辣 [00:12:50] 不服老不行啊 [00:12:52] 嘿嘿 [00:12:53] 难怪人家说呢 [00:12:55] 老了就不中用 [00:12:57] 的确就不中用了 [00:13:01] 这俩老头谁也没言语 [00:13:03] 单说徐良 [00:13:06] 一上来就想好了 [00:13:08] 心平气和 [00:13:10] 别生气 [00:13:12] 别发火 [00:13:13] 今天我就领教领教无名氏 [00:13:18] 我看看他究竟本事有多高 [00:13:21] 他真把我衣裳吧的也不错 [00:13:23] 他怎么吧的我学两招 [00:13:26] 将来学会了 [00:13:26] 我好晕 [00:13:29] 那个徐良啊 [00:13:30] 难怪他有出息 [00:13:32] 随时随地他都可以学习 [00:13:35] 见着什么就能学 [00:13:38] 见着什么他就能琢磨 [00:13:41] 所以徐良并非等闲之辈 [00:13:44] 就在于此吧 [00:13:46] 在看老纪过来一工扫地 [00:13:49] 嗯 [00:13:52] 我说朋友 [00:13:55] 方才伸手 [00:13:57] 我亲眼目睹 [00:13:59] 高真是高 [00:14:03] 沙溪人心服口服 [00:14:07] 今天关上门 [00:14:08] 没有妹子 [00:14:10] 咱们都是一家人 [00:14:13] 这也可以说是切磋纪念 [00:14:16] 我想在朋友面前讨教 [00:14:19] 跟你学上几招请朋友 [00:14:22] 赐招吧 [00:14:24] 徐良啊 [00:14:26] 行哎 [00:14:28] 徐良 [00:14:29] 我服你 [00:14:31] 就那么多高人都不是我的对手 [00:14:34] 你敢过来 [00:14:35] 你这个胆量就值得学习 [00:14:40] 男子汉首先得有胆子 [00:14:44] 没胆子 [00:14:45] 唯唯诺诺算什么东西对不对呢 [00:14:49] 这个我挺服你 [00:14:51] 但是去量 [00:14:53] 你自己没掂量掂量 [00:14:55] 你那两下能是我的对手吗 [00:14:57] 嗯 [00:14:59] 你觉得能行吗 [00:15:01] 我肯定不行 [00:15:03] 我甘拜下风 [00:15:05] 尽管如此 [00:15:07] 我也想跟你过过招 [00:15:09] 这叫见高人 [00:15:11] 不能交贝尔诗啊 [00:15:13] 我想学几下子 [00:15:16] 希望朋友不吝赐教 [00:15:19] 真会说话啊 [00:15:23] 没想到堂堂的白眉大侠 [00:15:26] 还挺会说话的啊 [00:15:29] 那好吧 [00:15:31] 徐良 [00:15:31] 你过来吧 [00:15:33] 我就陪你走几趟骂着 [00:15:37] 我听说了 [00:15:38] 发船都跟我介绍 [00:15:41] 说你不仅武艺高强 [00:15:43] 你还有点特殊的手段 [00:15:46] 那给扒成脱衣服 [00:15:48] 你给九头身标记成达沃莆融仓啊 [00:15:52] 都脱过衣服 [00:15:55] 对呀 [00:15:56] 千真万确 [00:15:58] 太好了 [00:16:00] 最好你给我也脱脱衣服 [00:16:02] 我看你用什么手法 [00:16:04] 我也长长见识 [00:16:06] 啊 [00:16:09] 徐良啊 [00:16:10] 话是说破了 [00:16:12] 无毒 [00:16:13] 谢谢 [00:16:14] 花点破就不灵 [00:16:17] 你要不说 [00:16:19] 我真就背不住给你脱衣服 [00:16:22] 你这说出来了 [00:16:24] 我肯定还不用这招了 [00:16:27] 那有什么意思 [00:16:29] 我用其他的方法赢你看好不好 [00:16:34] 其实徐良也够损的 [00:16:37] 徐良不怕骂 [00:16:39] 这不是你一掌把我打死 [00:16:41] 算我没能耐 [00:16:43] 你把我打伤 [00:16:45] 我也心服口服 [00:16:47] 今儿没事脱衣服当众羞臊人 [00:16:50] 这招可太损了 [00:16:52] 内徐良也叫白眉大侠朝廷的命官吗 [00:16:56] 当今的红人 [00:16:58] 这样叫他把衣服脱了 [00:17:00] 传扬出去好说 [00:17:01] 不好听怎么见人呢 [00:17:05] 但徐良经不那么说 [00:17:07] 这话参着说希望叫他给脱衣服 [00:17:11] 哎 [00:17:11] 果然 [00:17:12] 无名氏也是好样的 [00:17:15] 下了保证我不给你脱衣服 [00:17:18] 无形中徐良去捡了个便宜 [00:17:22] 避免了丢人现眼 [00:17:25] 要不说他脑瓜好使换 [00:17:28] 但是徐良那也是热血的红脸汉子 [00:17:32] 听着说完了 [00:17:33] 徐良把牙1 ci [00:17:35] 多谢多谢 [00:17:38] 不过朋友朋友的 [00:17:41] 我可以向你保证 [00:17:43] 我肯定不是爱情 [00:17:46] 我要使用爱情 [00:17:48] 我就不叫徐亮 [00:17:51] 你说什么暗器 [00:17:53] A 、徐良 [00:17:55] 我听说你这个暗器十分了得呀 [00:17:59] 双手打飞蝗石 [00:18:01] 双手接飞蝗石 [00:18:04] 双桶d show [00:18:05] 见一首三暗器 [00:18:08] 白天打见 [00:18:09] 把夜晚打香头 [00:18:11] 百发百中事项不虚发 [00:18:15] 是不是 [00:18:16] 你别不是啊 [00:18:19] 徐良 [00:18:19] 咱俩是什么 [00:18:21] 你把你压箱底的绝招全抖了 [00:18:23] 抖了 [00:18:24] 我也开开眼 [00:18:26] 长长见识 [00:18:27] 我瞅瞅 [00:18:28] 你那暗器怎么那么深 [00:18:30] 不史可不行 [00:18:32] 哎 [00:18:33] 朋友我肯定不使用 [00:18:36] 你放心就得了 [00:18:38] 你越叫我使用我越不使用 [00:18:42] 其实就这位无名氏说的 [00:18:46] 也是半真半假 [00:18:48] 什么意思呢 [00:18:50] 要说他对徐良的暗器一点儿都不在意 [00:18:54] 那叫吹牛 [00:18:56] 他早就摸清了情况 [00:18:59] 知道徐良打暗器都神了 [00:19:03] 一旦叫徐良给伤者脑袋打个包 [00:19:07] 身上钻个眼儿 [00:19:09] 哪怕擦破了肉皮儿 [00:19:11] 甚至把衣服刮一下 [00:19:14] 自己算栽了 [00:19:16] 目的就难以实现 [00:19:19] H 怎么办呢 [00:19:22] 所以他说这话半真半假 [00:19:24] 徐良下的保证不使用暗器 [00:19:27] 发自内心 [00:19:29] 他特高兴 [00:19:30] 这是真的 [00:19:32] 他们极力徐良 [00:19:34] 答案器 [00:19:35] 这是假 [00:19:38] 局长也下了保证 [00:19:41] 最后两个人一笑 [00:19:43] 好了 [00:19:44] 朋友既然都讲好了 [00:19:47] 我要在台前领教了 [00:19:49] 明天就参加龙虎风云会 [00:19:52] 今天只当是演习了 [00:19:56] 你说有这么演习的 [00:19:58] 说话之间 [00:19:59] 两个人往前一凑 [00:20:00] 啪啪啪就斗在一处 [00:20:04] 给车量 [00:20:06] 跟梅良 [00:20:07] 祖仓九宫不一样 [00:20:09] 内俩老头上来就伸手 [00:20:12] 频频发动进攻 [00:20:14] 徐良则不然 [00:20:16] 别看别往前凑合戴 [00:20:19] 有一线之路 [00:20:21] 他不发招 [00:20:23] 两个人像逗着玩似的 [00:20:25] 就在这来回直转悠 [00:20:27] 你盯着我 [00:20:28] 我盯着你 [00:20:30] 就等待对方一时辰 [00:20:34] 马上就钻你空子 [00:20:36] 两个人刷神经 [00:20:38] 转动60 多圈 [00:20:40] 谁也没伸手 [00:20:42] 无名是看出来了 [00:20:44] 这老媳妇儿不好走 [00:20:46] 嗯 [00:20:47] 胜过那俩老者呀 [00:20:50] 我还得留神呢 [00:20:52] 就这样 [00:20:53] 两个人接着查转圈 [00:20:55] 转啊转啊转啊转啊 [00:20:57] 徐良始终不发烧 [00:21:00] 无名氏有点忍不住了 [00:21:03] 媳妇儿小子 [00:21:04] 你可够损的