[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady  [In the Style of Eminem
[00:00:02] (In the Style of Eminem) (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version)
[00:00:03] May I have your attention please
[00:00:05] May I have your attention please
[00:00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:00:27] It's the return of the
[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said
[00:00:34] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:53] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump
[00:00:54] A dead moose
[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:06] By the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well
[00:01:11] Some of us cannibals
[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man
[00:01:17] And another man can't elope
[00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing
[00:01:22] The chorus and it goes
[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:24] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:01:29] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:32] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:46] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach
[00:01:49] Me let alone stand me
[00:01:50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:52] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:01:57] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on TV
[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute
[00:02:07] But I think he's married to Kim hehe
[00:02:09] I should download her audio on mp3
[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy group
[00:02:15] S all you do is annoy me
[00:02:16] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:18] And theres a million of us just like me
[00:02:20] Who cuss like me
[00:02:21] Who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:22] Who dress like me
[00:02:23] Walk talk and act like me
[00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing
[00:02:26] But not quite me
[00:02:27] I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:28] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:33] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:02:36] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:37] Yes I'm the real Shady
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