Artist:eminem // Songs Title:cum on everybody // Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm ahhh whooooo sh*t // Yo mic check 测试麦克风 Testing one two um twelve 测试 一 二 十二 (whattup whattup whattup outsidaz) 怎么了 This is my dance song (outsidaz) 这是我的舞曲 Can you hear me 你能听到吗 (rah digga pacewon young zee) rah digga pacewon young zee Aight ay turn my headphones up 将我的耳机声音调大 (bust it bust it) 爆破吧 My favoite color is red like the blood shed 我最喜欢的颜色是红色 就像是血的颜色 From kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead 血从kurt cobains的头部流出来 就在他开枪将自己打死的时候 Women all grabbin at my shishkabob 女人们都在抢我的羊肉串 Bought lauryn hills tape so her kids could starve 给lauryn hills买了磁带 所以她的孩子将会挨饿 (I can't stand white people ) 我无法忍受白人 You thought I was livid now I'm even more so 你以为我很生气 现在我更生气了 Sh*t I got full blown aids and a sore throat 该死 我得了典型的传染病 喉咙还很痛 I got a wardrobe with an orange robe 我的衣柜里有件橘色的长袍 I'm in the fourth row signin autographs at your show 我在第四排 在你的演出上搞着亲笔签名 (yo can you sign this right here ) 你可以在这里签个名吗 I just remembered that I'm absent minded 我刚记起来我很健忘 Wait I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it 等下 我意思是我失去了理智 我没法找到 I'm freestylin every that I spit 我吐口水的风格都很独特 Cause I don't even remember the words to my sh*t (umm one two) 因为我甚至不记得我说出的那些话 I told the doc I need a change in sickness 我告诉医生我的疾病需要改善一下 And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis 我让一个女孩得了疱疹 而我患了梅毒 Put my lp on your christmas gift list 将我的唱片写在你的圣诞礼物清单上 You wanna get high here b**ch just sniff this 你想要兴奋点 来吧坏女人 闻闻这个 Cum on everybody -- get down tonight 大家一起来 就是今晚 Yo yo yo yo yo // I tried suicide once and Ill try it again 我试图去自杀 我还要再试一次 Thats why I write songs where I die at the end 那就是我为什么要写歌 而我也会为之死去 Cause I don't give a f**k like my middle finger was stuck 因为我根本不在乎 就像我的中指被困了 And I was wavin it at everybody screamin I suck (I suck ) 大家尖叫的时候 我伸出了中指 我糟透了 I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd 我走上舞台 在那些人群面前 And yell out loud all yall get the hell out now 大声喊叫 不顾一切地大声喊叫 F**k rap I'm givin it up yall I'm sorry 该死的说唱 我要放弃你了 很抱歉 (but eminem this is your record release party ) 但是eminem 这是你的专辑发布会 I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer 我受够了我的脑袋 所以我拿了一把锤子 And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my ford 所以我将我的脚钉在了地板上 Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard 我想我是个变态的混蛋 Whos one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all) 谁的三明治没有野餐的篮子 我什么都没有 One excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet 一个药片也会缺少一个医药箱 I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage 我感觉我的大脑就像生菜和卷心菜一样被切碎了 (ohhhhhhh) and if you ever see a video for this sh*t 如果你曾看到了一个关于这样的视频 Ill probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit 也许我会穿得像个奶妈 手腕还裂开了 Cum on everybody -- get down tonight 大家一起来 就是今晚 Got b**ches on my jock out in east detroit 将那些坏女人带出东底特律 Cause they think that I'm a motherf**kin beastie boy 因为她们觉得我是个该死的野孩子 So I told em I was mike d 所以我告诉她们我是mike d They was like gee I don't know he might be