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[00:00:00] 孙凤山照壁老少四个人
[00:00:05] 敢问
[00:00:05] 茶叶山
[00:00:06] 四方罐
[00:00:08] 去请段文成
[00:00:10] 咱们说了
[00:00:13] 你这还好几十里地
[00:00:14] 天快黑了
[00:00:17] 找了一户人家呀
[00:00:18] 在这讨口水喝
[00:00:20] 住一晚上
[00:00:22] 别人却没注意
[00:00:24] 你们太累了
[00:00:25] 你像孙玉堂
[00:00:28] 好像没死了
[00:00:30] 回去也没得休息
[00:00:33] 好不容易找了个安身之地
[00:00:35] 脑袋一沾地抗呼呼招了呢
[00:00:40] 老头儿孙凤山也不例外呀
[00:00:42] 上了年纪了
[00:00:44] 躺一会儿也着了
[00:00:46] 最精神的是照B 和黑世界
[00:00:51] 这张B 就发现这老太太在院里坐着吧嗒吧嗒掉眼泪
[00:00:56] 听这话看着老太太挺可怜的
[00:01:01] 反正我也睡不着
[00:01:02] 唠唠闲嗑
[00:01:04] 赵薇也到了院里
[00:01:05] 挨着老太太蹲下
[00:01:08] 老妈妈多大年纪啦
[00:01:10] 还小呢
[00:01:12] 今年50 有七哦
[00:01:15] 57 了
[00:01:17] 身子骨挺硬啦
[00:01:19] 哎
[00:01:19] 干活的人出身那劲
[00:01:22] 干粗活了
[00:01:24] 哎
[00:01:24] 还算可以吧
[00:01:27] 您家里几口人哪
[00:01:29] 老伴死了
[00:01:31] 就是我们娘儿俩相依为命
[00:01:35] 那我们来这半天怎么没看着您的孩子
[00:01:40] 别贫了
[00:01:42] 呃
[00:01:43] 好
[00:01:44] 这句话碰到老太太心坎儿上了
[00:01:48] 老太太是放声大哭
[00:01:51] 嘿
[00:01:52] 世界在屋也出来了
[00:01:54] 咋的啦
[00:01:55] 师傅
[00:01:56] 你说啥话啦
[00:01:57] 人家老妈妈直掉眼泪
[00:01:59] 你少说两句吧a
[00:02:02] 我老妈妈
[00:02:03] 别哭
[00:02:03] 别哭
[00:02:05] 你有什么难过的事儿跟我说说
[00:02:08] 完了
[00:02:08] 心痛
[00:02:10] 哎呀
[00:02:11] 这位大爷有所非知啊
[00:02:14] 因为我呀也有点病
[00:02:17] 我心不太好
[00:02:19] 没事儿跳起来呀
[00:02:21] 我是心慌意乱
[00:02:23] 哎呀
[00:02:24] 头呢疼我
[00:02:26] 就上前面不远
[00:02:28] 叫石佛寺到石佛寺去给我讨要去
[00:02:33] 是不是出了一个活佛
[00:02:36] 哎呀
[00:02:38] 不要分文施舍药材
[00:02:41] 谁吃了谁好试百灵百验
[00:02:45] 文霞都不花钱
[00:02:47] 丫头一片诚心就去吧
[00:02:50] 那丫头就去了
[00:02:52] 你猜怎么样
[00:02:54] 两天都没回来了
[00:02:56] 问谁谁也没看见
[00:02:59] 挺大个活人就没影儿了
[00:03:03] 你说怎么办呢
[00:03:04] 我死又死不起
[00:03:06] 活也活不起呀
[00:03:08] 谁让我们丫头有个三长两短
[00:03:10] 我也不活啦
[00:03:13] 疯子
[00:03:14] 我的疯子诶
[00:03:18] 绕闭眼睛转了转了
[00:03:20] 就知道这里头有文章
[00:03:23] 老妈妈
[00:03:25] 您大缝子啊
[00:03:27] 多大了
[00:03:27] 今年17 岁
[00:03:30] 哦
[00:03:31] 给你讨要去
[00:03:32] 没回来是啊
[00:03:36] 您刚才说的那个石佛寺离你们家有多远
[00:03:41] 也不算太远
[00:03:43] 也不近呼
[00:03:44] 大概能有十五六里地吧
[00:03:48] 往返得30 多里
[00:03:51] 哦
[00:03:51] 30 多里
[00:03:52] 按说早该回来
[00:03:54] 是啊
[00:03:55] 早该回来了
[00:03:57] 是不是串亲戚去了
[00:03:59] 还是办点什么事儿都不能
[00:04:02] 俺们在这附近没有亲戚
[00:04:04] 那孩子可规矩呢
[00:04:06] 大门不出
[00:04:07] 二门不迈出来跟我干活儿
[00:04:11] 他能上哪去
[00:04:13] 嗯
[00:04:14] 怎么办吧
[00:04:15] 你先别哭
[00:04:17] 您看出来我是干什么的了
[00:04:20] 看不出来
[00:04:21] 我是算卦的
[00:04:24] 我也有半仙之体呀
[00:04:26] 我给你掐算掐算
[00:04:28] 分文不收
[00:04:30] 看看你们这个大缝子能不能回来
[00:04:33] 哎哟哟
[00:04:34] 好心人呐
[00:04:36] 那我可求之不得
[00:04:38] 你快点给掐算掐算
[00:04:41] 在看照B 盘膝坐在院里
[00:04:44] 手掐着中指把眼睛一闭包个时辰黑世界在旁边直销
[00:04:52] 其实我师傅还会个半仙
[00:04:54] 会掐算我还没听说过
[00:04:57] 又是糊弄人
[00:04:59] 哎
[00:04:59] 我老师真有绝活
[00:05:01] 我得好好学着点
[00:05:03] 将来我就得跟他一样
[00:05:06] 黑日孑长着眼睛在旁边儿看着咱不说
[00:05:10] 老太太抱了个时辰
[00:05:12] 照B 听完了
[00:05:13] 眨巴眨巴眼睛
[00:05:14] 嘴里直嘟囔
[00:05:16] 呢呢
[00:05:19] 哎哟
[00:05:20] 来玩什么呀
[00:05:23] 放心吧您
[00:05:25] 你女儿平安无事a
[00:05:29] 就这三两天儿就能回来
[00:05:32] 是啊
[00:05:34] 哎呀
[00:05:34] 谢天谢地哟
[00:05:36] 但愿您J 挂能掐算的准
[00:05:39] 嘿
[00:05:39] 我是半仙儿啊
[00:05:41] 我算的可准可准了
[00:05:44] 来
[00:05:44] 妈妈往宽处想啊
[00:05:47] 他遇上点儿事儿
[00:05:48] 但不大是好事儿啊
[00:05:50] 回来跟你一说
[00:05:52] 你就明白了
[00:05:53] 好好过日子
[00:05:54] 该吃吃
[00:05:56] 该喝喝
[00:05:57] 把屋里归置干净了
[00:05:59] 最近两天大风子就回来了
[00:06:02] 你们一家人可以团聚
[00:06:05] 阿弥陀佛
[00:06:06] 谢天谢地哦
[00:06:10] 妹妹说
[00:06:10] 照B
[00:06:11] 怎么这么说呀
[00:06:12] 照B 是个聪明人
[00:06:15] 现在老太太半疯不傻的想
[00:06:18] 女儿都想成这样儿的
[00:06:20] 你不能给他施加压力
[00:06:23] 给他宽心
[00:06:25] 人的思想是最主要的
[00:06:28] 给他减轻心理负担
[00:06:30] 老太太能支撑的住
[00:06:33] 那么照B 呢
[00:06:34] 也不是光说
[00:06:36] 心说
[00:06:37] 离着这十几里地
[00:06:39] 我一插
[00:06:39] 一就到我查个水落石出
[00:06:43] 万一三两天儿能把这个大凤子给救回来
[00:06:47] 他们一下子不就团聚了吗
[00:06:49] 嗯
[00:06:50] 当然
[00:06:51] 这些话不能跟老太太讲
[00:06:53] 这老太太高兴了
[00:06:55] 你看
[00:06:56] 顿时精神就来了
[00:06:59] 你们可别遭he
[00:07:00] 我去把老母鸡杀了
[00:07:02] 给你们调点儿鸡汤
[00:07:04] 在卧几个鸡蛋
[00:07:06] a
[00:07:06] 不必不必
[00:07:07] 不必
[00:07:08] 我们吃的饱饱儿的
[00:07:10] 天色已晚
[00:07:11] 咱们歇着吧
[00:07:12] 好不好
[00:07:13] 明儿个我们还得赶路
[00:07:16] 照B 回去也打个盹
[00:07:19] 第二天天气放亮
[00:07:21] 老少四个人起来
[00:07:23] 梳洗已毕
[00:07:26] 照B 这人呢
[00:07:27] 心比较软
[00:07:28] 回过头来问孙玉堂
[00:07:32] 我说大哥啊
[00:07:35] 带钱没
[00:07:36] 哎
[00:07:37] 带的不多
[00:07:38] 十两八两的都拿出来干嘛
[00:07:41] 人家老太太白痴啊
[00:07:44] 嘴上抹石灰白住白吃吗
[00:07:47] 变钱咱也得给啊
[00:07:48] 何况他那么穷啊
[00:07:50] 给他吧
[00:07:51] 你怎么不拿我
[00:07:52] 我没带钱呢
[00:07:54] 我带钱跟你废着唾沫干嘛
[00:07:56] 行行行
[00:07:57] 算我倒霉着
[00:07:59] B 啊
[00:07:59] 你是嘴上抹石灰白痴的货
[00:08:02] 我吃你这亏啊
[00:08:04] 可不是一回半回了
[00:08:06] 嘿嘿
[00:08:07] 当哥哥的能跟兄弟计较嘛
[00:08:09] 对不对
[00:08:10] 拿钱吧您
[00:08:12] 孙毓棠掏出来七八两银子
[00:08:15] 掂量掂量给了老太太
[00:08:16] 老太太不要千恩万谢
[00:08:19] 昨天我算个卦
[00:08:21] 还没给钱呢
[00:08:22] 孙玉堂不明白怎么回事儿
[00:08:24] 问赵B
[00:08:25] 他跟谁算卦了
[00:08:26] 我呀我给掐算的
[00:08:29] A 、孙宇
[00:08:30] 他媳妇这小子这上觉不睡
[00:08:33] 没事儿
[00:08:33] 糊弄人去
[00:08:34] 也不便揭穿
[00:08:36] 给了钱老太太送到大门口儿
[00:08:40] 老少四人告辞
[00:08:42] 起身赶奔茶叶山四方罐
[00:08:46] 一边走着
[00:08:48] 孙凤山就问赵B
[00:08:51] 你还会算卦
[00:08:52] 哎
[00:08:53] 胡说八道
[00:08:55] 你们二位走乏了
[00:08:57] 昨天睡了
[00:08:58] 我闹心
[00:08:59] 睡不着
[00:08:59] 跟老太太唠嗑
[00:09:01] 老太是这么这么这么说的
[00:09:03] 你听挺大个姑娘
[00:09:05] 17 了
[00:09:06] 没了
[00:09:09] 这里边肯定有文章吧
[00:09:11] 我这么揣摩着
[00:09:14] 老太太说
[00:09:15] 这石佛寺肯定不是个好地方
[00:09:18] 说那出了个活佛
[00:09:23] A
[00:09:24] 这不咱们走吗
[00:09:25] 就奔石佛寺
[00:09:26] 顺脚奔四方罐
[00:09:29] 挂脚一将
[00:09:30] 咱看看个水落石出
[00:09:33] 系请段文成又给老太太解了难
[00:09:37] 比如说我这么做不应该
[00:09:39] 哦
[00:09:41] 孙凤山点点头
[00:09:43] 应该应该照B 啊
[00:09:45] 这档子闲事你管的挺好
[00:09:48] 是啊
[00:09:48] 你看你侄儿
[00:09:50] 叫他变俩钱儿
[00:09:51] 嘟嘟囔嘟嘟囔
[00:09:53] 跟臭脚老婆娘一样
[00:09:55] 还埋怨我
[00:09:56] 我这人功德无量啊
[00:09:58] 走在哪都干好事儿
[00:10:01] 孙玉堂说
[00:10:02] 对我们花钱
[00:10:04] 你买人情
[00:10:06] 可不是你竟做好事儿
[00:10:09] 照B 说
[00:10:09] 大哥呀
[00:10:10] 别跟我赌气
[00:10:12] 咱说点儿正经的
[00:10:13] 你说我管这事儿应该
[00:10:15] 应该
[00:10:17] 我刚才也是跟你闹着玩儿
[00:10:19] 绕B
[00:10:20] 你这人心眼儿不错
[00:10:21] 还是他
[00:10:23] 咱们先赶奔石佛寺
[00:10:25] 先摸摸底
[00:10:27] 然后赶奔四方罐
[00:10:29] 你看如何
[00:10:32] 哎呀
[00:10:32] 是不是有点儿玄宾夺主啊
[00:10:35] 天下不平的事儿咱管得过来吗
[00:10:39] 要管点儿这事儿
[00:10:40] 管点儿
[00:10:40] 那是把咱自己的大事给耽误了
[00:10:43] 得不偿失啊
[00:10:46] 大家翘首以待
[00:10:47] 都等着咱的婚姻呢
[00:10:49] 咱得请人去high
[00:10:52] 咱这是顺路啊a
[00:10:55] 不是说把这事儿放下来
[00:10:56] 咱们干旁的事儿去了
[00:10:58] 顺路挂角一将的事儿
[00:11:02] 那也行
[00:11:04] 老少四个人同意了
[00:11:06] 赶奔石佛寺真是真有十几里地啊
[00:11:12] 也不知道什么人
[00:11:13] 两点说十几里
[00:11:15] 少说也得有20 里
[00:11:18] 这个庙还在山沟里头
[00:11:21] 你还在山沟
[00:11:23] 上这讨要的人
[00:11:25] 拜活佛的人还络绎不绝
[00:11:29] 有推着车的
[00:11:30] 挑着担的
[00:11:31] 拄着拐棍的
[00:11:32] 抱着孩子的
[00:11:33] 男女老少都有
[00:11:36] 你甭打听
[00:11:37] 你跟着他们走
[00:11:38] 就能找到石佛寺
[00:11:41] 书说简短
[00:11:43] 等到了妙贤他们一看
[00:11:45] 这个山洼里向阳的地方
[00:11:48] 坐北向南
[00:11:49] 有一座大庙
[00:11:51] 真想不到
[00:11:53] 在这毕竟之处
[00:11:55] 还有这么大的一座庙
[00:11:57] 就从外头一看
[00:11:59] 那起码也得两三层大便
[00:12:02] 左右钟鼓楼
[00:12:03] 山门大开
[00:12:06] 就在这头层院里
[00:12:08] 是高达法台
[00:12:10] 上面有席棚
[00:12:12] 在看
[00:12:13] 有八个和尚都在这诵经
[00:12:17] 人呢
[00:12:18] 跪倒了一大片
[00:12:20] 后面玩到的人就跪到前面人的后头
[00:12:24] 越来越多
[00:12:25] 越来越多
[00:12:27] 赵丽他们到了山门进贤了
[00:12:29] 抬头一看
[00:12:30] 有横匾石佛寺
[00:12:34] 留着大庙建于哪一年呢
[00:12:36] 古香古色
[00:12:38] 年头可不少了
[00:12:40] 照的
[00:12:41] 换了小脑袋往法台上一看
[00:12:44] 有把安乐椅
[00:12:47] 在这椅子上坐着个出家的和尚
[00:12:51] 别在那儿坐着
[00:12:53] 比一般人站着都不矮
[00:12:57] 大脸蛋子清虚虚的脸庞
[00:13:01] 凉到墨子没
[00:13:03] 挺大的眼睛
[00:13:05] 但是闭着眼睛
[00:13:06] 他那眼泡儿大也看不出来
[00:13:09] 趴趴鼻子
[00:13:10] 厚嘴唇
[00:13:12] 鲶鱼嘴
[00:13:14] 刮的却青赞亮脑瓜皮儿T 的赞亮闪光
[00:13:20] 大儿初一
[00:13:22] 再看身上穿着袈裟风衣
[00:13:26] 胖哇与吕头上还顶着五佛冠
[00:13:32] 嘴里是念念有词
[00:13:35] 可能在这诵经呢
[00:13:37] 照BJ 1 打眼就看出来了
[00:13:39] 绝非善类
[00:13:41] 满脸的横丝肉
[00:13:45] 照B 的系数
[00:13:47] 你是老百姓
[00:13:48] 多愚蠢
[00:13:51] 有了病
[00:13:51] 舍不得花钱
[00:13:53] 不去找狼主去看
[00:13:55] 去不上药铺
[00:13:57] 花钱抓药去
[00:13:59] 在这求他施舍
[00:14:02] 你说他施舍那样究竟有效没效啊
[00:14:06] 以讹传讹呀
[00:14:08] 把他捧上了
[00:14:09] 天呢
[00:14:10] 这不等着倒霉等什么呢
[00:14:13] 看来本地方的人真是愚昧无知啊
[00:14:19] 其实照B 埋怨本地人呢
[00:14:22] 时过境迁
[00:14:23] 几百年过去了
[00:14:25] 事到如今
[00:14:26] 就咱们现在科学这么发展
[00:14:30] 社会这么进步
[00:14:32] 国家一再宣传
[00:14:34] 破除迷信
[00:14:35] 相信科学
[00:14:37] 你说愚昧的人有没有
[00:14:40] 呢
[00:14:41] 交通闭塞的地方
[00:14:43] 这样的人也不在少数
[00:14:46] 有迷信
[00:14:48] 呃
[00:14:48] 找这个半仙儿
[00:14:50] 找那个大仙儿进行各种巫术
[00:14:54] 哎呀
[00:14:54] 荒唐可笑啊
[00:14:56] 何况几百年前的事儿
[00:14:59] 那边的人脑瓜多愚钝
[00:15:03] 那照B 这个脑子
[00:15:05] 那就够先进了
[00:15:08] 单说照B
[00:15:09] 也不能说什么
[00:15:11] 抱着肩膀在后面看热闹
[00:15:13] 哎
[00:15:14] 就看一个老头儿
[00:15:16] 跪倒在和上帝脚下
[00:15:19] 说的声音那还挺高
[00:15:21] 听D 清醒的
[00:15:23] 求活佛慈悲啊
[00:15:27] 我老爸一病不起
[00:15:30] 半年多了无钱医治就花了钱呢
[00:15:35] 那郎中也不行啊
[00:15:37] 我们就相信活佛
[00:15:40] 活佛您大发慈悲
[00:15:42] 赏点儿神药吧
[00:15:47] 就见这大和尚在高台上坐着
[00:15:50] 也不知道嘟囔了一句什么
[00:15:53] 但是他送佛号听清了
[00:15:57] 嗯
[00:15:58] 啊嗯
[00:16:00] 啊
[00:16:01] 说了个弥陀佛
[00:16:03] 用手往左边一指
[00:16:05] 照壁顺着手指的方向一看
[00:16:07] 呀
[00:16:09] 哦
[00:16:10] 旁边那有棵柱子
[00:16:13] J 柱子又高又大
[00:16:16] 在看柱子上有个龙头的龙头是化的
[00:16:21] 龙嘴闭着
[00:16:24] 头衔还有个破落照壁
[00:16:27] 心说刚才没注意这干嘛的
[00:16:30] 就见这老头儿跪在龙头的下面
[00:16:34] 时间不大龙嘴张开了
[00:16:36] 从里边咕噜咕噜出一粒丹药
[00:16:40] 正好掉在这破锣里头
[00:16:43] 旁边站俩小和尚
[00:16:45] 这是佛爷赐给你的药
[00:16:47] 拿回去吧
[00:16:48] 啊
[00:16:49] 用白水冲服
[00:16:50] 立见功效
[00:16:52] 嗯
[00:16:53] 多谢佛爷慈悲
[00:16:55] 多谢佛爷慈悲啊
[00:16:58] 老汉把要恭恭敬敬托在掌心
[00:17:02] 在兜里头掏了半天
[00:17:04] 掏出一把铜钱花
[00:17:08] 扔到另外一个破落里头
[00:17:11] 照B 一看啊
[00:17:12] 不要钱
[00:17:13] 那也少
[00:17:14] 收不了
[00:17:16] 这都是施舍的
[00:17:17] 那破里的不少的钱
[00:17:21] 哪有白拿的
[00:17:23] 为了表示诚心
[00:17:25] 这老头儿哆里哆嗦
[00:17:26] 拖着要无获至宝
[00:17:29] 扬长而去
[00:17:31] 紧跟着一个老太太讨要
[00:17:33] 也是跪倒在龙头之下
[00:17:37] 掏了一笔贷要走了
[00:17:39] 赵地看了那么五六次
[00:17:42] 都是在和尚说一句弥陀佛这不就讨厌
[00:17:48] 第八号
[00:17:50] 是个年轻人
[00:17:52] 看不出来是姑娘还是媳妇
[00:17:55] 跪倒在这活佛的脚下
[00:17:58] 哭哭啼啼给母亲讨要
[00:18:02] 就见这大和尚的眼皮微微动了一下
[00:18:06] 可能迷糊着眼儿看了看这讨要的女孩儿
[00:18:11] 然后说一句阿弥陀佛
[00:18:17] 变了
[00:18:19] 那就阿弥陀佛
[00:18:21] 可这次叫阿弥陀佛多了个字
[00:18:25] 念法也不同
[00:18:28] 右手不往左边
[00:18:29] 只往右边移址
[00:18:32] 这姑娘站起来背右边来了
[00:18:35] 张飞往右边一看
[00:18:37] 哦
[00:18:37] 也有颗柱子
[00:18:39] 上面有个龙头龙嘴闭着
[00:18:43] 龙头说话的
[00:18:45] A
[00:18:46] 就见这姑娘跪倒在这棵柱子的面前
[00:18:50] 龙嘴一张
[00:18:52] 看那样出来的不是丹药
[00:18:55] 是见棱见角
[00:18:56] 一包药
[00:18:57] 市面儿要刷掉到脖子里了
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