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[00:00:04] 周王下旨选江上
[00:00:06] B 干觉得奇怪
[00:00:09] 的姜子牙
[00:00:10] 还没到这份儿
[00:00:13] 她不过就是个下大夫
[00:00:16] 皇上怎么无端的
[00:00:18] 呃
[00:00:19] 下只选见他呢
[00:00:21] 有些话当着费中没法说呀
[00:00:25] 哎
[00:00:25] 先得把这位费中打发走喽啊
[00:00:28] 比干
[00:00:29] 对费仲尤浑
[00:00:30] 那都挺客气
[00:00:33] 这什么意思
[00:00:34] 哎
[00:00:35] 这叫远君子
[00:00:36] 近小人
[00:00:38] 知道啊
[00:00:40] 朝廷之中
[00:00:42] 这两个人
[00:00:43] 不太好对付
[00:00:45] 他们都是天子的宠臣
[00:00:48] 据说近日啊
[00:00:50] He 这位妲己娘娘a 走的还挺近乎
[00:00:56] 这使些大臣们呐
[00:00:57] 其中包括
[00:00:59] 比干这样的宰相
[00:01:02] 也都有三分戒心了
[00:01:05] 先把这位费猪让他五里稍坐片刻
[00:01:10] 哎
[00:01:10] 要摆酒款待
[00:01:12] 肺中啊
[00:01:14] 哼
[00:01:14] 不愿意在这儿多耽搁
[00:01:17] 他跟比干那商量哈
[00:01:20] 老丞相
[00:01:21] 我还要去回复生命呢
[00:01:24] 您看我跟姜先生一块儿走啊
[00:01:27] 还是我先行一步呢
[00:01:30] 你还想了想啊肥答复
[00:01:33] 你就先行一步吧
[00:01:35] 哎
[00:01:35] 我让江上随后赶到
[00:01:38] 啊
[00:01:39] 聪明学生
[00:01:40] 跟您告辞了
[00:01:42] 匪众给比干拾了个礼
[00:01:45] 随后又看了一眼姜子牙
[00:01:49] 他乐呵呵地走了
[00:01:51] 等非中走了之后
[00:01:53] 彼岸这才跟姜子牙商量
[00:01:56] 说万岁
[00:01:57] 怎么能够传一道旨意
[00:02:00] 呃
[00:02:00] 玄剑
[00:02:01] 你呢
[00:02:03] 子牙也为这个事情犯合计
[00:02:07] 照相也
[00:02:09] 我正想要请教您呢
[00:02:11] 我不够这个资格呀
[00:02:14] 小小的厦大夫
[00:02:16] 那怎么能够皇帝说召见就召见
[00:02:19] 嗯
[00:02:21] 比干哪
[00:02:23] 点了点头
[00:02:24] 姜先生
[00:02:26] 你要多加小心呐
[00:02:28] 说不定
[00:02:30] 这里面有什么文章
[00:02:32] 嗯
[00:02:34] 子牙
[00:02:35] 立刻站起来
[00:02:38] 躬身
[00:02:39] 给比干丞相施了个礼
[00:02:42] 多谢丞相提醒指教
[00:02:45] 我已经断定了
[00:02:47] 江上此去
[00:02:48] 凶多吉少
[00:02:50] 也可能此一去呀
[00:02:53] 呃
[00:02:54] 就很难再见到丞相您啦
[00:02:58] 感谢丞相
[00:03:00] 对我江上之意之恩
[00:03:03] 我无以答报啊
[00:03:06] 我给您写一封书信
[00:03:08] 放在您的书房里
[00:03:11] 日后如有不测
[00:03:14] 请丞相您呐
[00:03:16] 把这封信看一看
[00:03:19] 就明了了
[00:03:21] 哎哟
[00:03:22] 比干丞相很感动啊
[00:03:25] 多谢子牙公
[00:03:27] 姜子牙背着
[00:03:29] 比干是连写带画
[00:03:32] 铁了封书信
[00:03:34] 就放在了比干丞相的书房呀
[00:03:37] 在这个砚台底下了
[00:03:41] 说不定哪天呢
[00:03:42] 能用着
[00:03:43] 然后子牙
[00:03:44] 收拾收拾
[00:03:46] 辞别比干
[00:03:48] 城乡一在嘱咐
[00:03:50] 啊
[00:03:51] 间架呀
[00:03:52] 可非同见一般人呐
[00:03:55] 你可要多加小心说话
[00:03:59] 千万要慎重啊
[00:04:02] 宁可不说
[00:04:03] 不要乱讲
[00:04:06] 子牙一一记下
[00:04:08] 离开相府
[00:04:10] 来到午门
[00:04:12] 肺中啊
[00:04:14] 在这等了半天
[00:04:16] 都有点急了
[00:04:18] 一看姜子牙来了
[00:04:19] 哎呦哎
[00:04:21] 江先生
[00:04:22] 你可真够啰嗦的啊
[00:04:24] 怎么姗姗来迟啊
[00:04:27] 子牙也没跟他做什么解释
[00:04:30] 只是说呀
[00:04:31] 啊呃
[00:04:32] 答复您久等啦
[00:04:35] 跟着飞中到九间殿见驾
[00:04:39] 纣王闲着没什么事儿
[00:04:41] 召见姜子牙干嘛呀
[00:04:44] 这是打击出的主意
[00:04:47] 让赵王啊
[00:04:49] 哎
[00:04:50] 找这个姜子牙
[00:04:52] 干什么呀
[00:04:54] 让他修一座露台呀
[00:04:58] 这个建筑物的名称就叫露台
[00:05:02] 同时还有一张图
[00:05:04] 这个露台
[00:05:06] 哎呀
[00:05:08] 可太奢侈啦
[00:05:10] 咱们
[00:05:11] 那么所有的
[00:05:13] 这些个料
[00:05:15] 都用什么呀
[00:05:17] 不是
[00:05:18] 砖瓦灰木料
[00:05:20] 全日啊
[00:05:22] 珍珠和宝石
[00:05:25] 他最次的料了
[00:05:27] 是玛瑙
[00:05:29] 就是说呀
[00:05:31] 这做露台
[00:05:32] 要是修起来的话
[00:05:35] 哎
[00:05:35] 那房椽子
[00:05:37] 都得是玉的
[00:05:40] 哎
[00:05:41] 那个房瓦呀
[00:05:43] 都得是金的
[00:05:47] 另外
[00:05:47] 在这个露台上要欠无数颗
[00:05:52] 珍宝
[00:05:53] 珍珠玛瑙翡翠碧玺
[00:05:55] 甭管什么玩意儿有什么玩意儿欠什么
[00:05:58] 箱子里边
[00:06:00] 应该让他不见灯光
[00:06:03] 啊
[00:06:03] 半夜也
[00:06:04] 赵四薄皱
[00:06:07] 那竟是珠宝美玉呢
[00:06:09] 能不亮堂
[00:06:12] 同时呢
[00:06:13] 让一个月时间把露台啊燥起来
[00:06:18] 一个是没地方找这料去
[00:06:21] 二十一个月
[00:06:23] 半年也造不起来
[00:06:25] 子牙一看这不是难为我吗
[00:06:27] 哎
[00:06:28] 皇上怎么给我讲这么个差事
[00:06:32] 这哪是周王香
[00:06:34] 这是妲己舍的1 G 啊
[00:06:37] 自从姜子牙火烧琵琶精之后
[00:06:41] 这位妲己娘娘每天晚上半夜抱着这枇杷哭
[00:06:45] 他几次发现红十大卷
[00:06:48] 一给琵琶精报仇
[00:06:50] 我一定把这个姜子牙粉身碎骨
[00:06:54] 他蒙升1 G
[00:06:57] 就要造这么一座露台
[00:07:00] A
[00:07:00] 这个图纸啊
[00:07:02] 是打击亲手画的
[00:07:04] 如果娟帮忙
[00:07:07] 两个人忙活了好几天
[00:07:09] 把这个图画好了
[00:07:11] 妲己这才跟纣王说
[00:07:14] 把这个露台呀
[00:07:15] 把他修的
[00:07:17] 如同仙境
[00:07:19] 您呢
[00:07:20] 是万圣之尊贵
[00:07:21] 为天子富有四海
[00:07:24] 您这些宫殿太陈旧了
[00:07:27] 这些个宫殿我都去过了
[00:07:31] 呃
[00:07:31] 有点儿屈尊您的圣驾
[00:07:34] 应该修这么一座露台
[00:07:37] 这座露台修起来之后
[00:07:40] 能把天上的神仙招来了
[00:07:43] 哎哟
[00:07:45] 纣王一听
[00:07:46] 乐蒙了哦
[00:07:48] 修好这露台的寡人呢
[00:07:51] 就能在这个台上会神仙
[00:07:54] 答题说
[00:07:55] 当然啦
[00:07:56] 不然
[00:07:57] 臣妾怎么能够给您画这么一张图呢
[00:08:00] 哎呀
[00:08:01] 玉器
[00:08:03] 你可太了不起啦
[00:08:05] 哎呀
[00:08:07] 寡人那不是没有想过
[00:08:09] 我也经常想这个仙境是个什么样子
[00:08:12] A
[00:08:13] 会仙人那菜得应该到什么身份
[00:08:16] 才能会招这些人
[00:08:18] 感觉寡人就能会呀
[00:08:21] 哦
[00:08:21] 必须得有一个好去处
[00:08:24] 那么
[00:08:24] 你看谁来修这个露台好呢
[00:08:28] 也就是说
[00:08:28] 这合适人选
[00:08:30] 谁能承担此任呢
[00:08:33] 妲己笑了
[00:08:35] 我抽中啊
[00:08:37] 在臣妾看来
[00:08:39] 所有的文武
[00:08:41] 谁也没这个资格
[00:08:44] 他也不配修这个露台
[00:08:46] 只有一个人
[00:08:47] 哎呀
[00:08:48] 玉器你快说什么人呢
[00:08:50] 就在姜尚姜子牙呀
[00:08:53] 这个人神通广大呀
[00:08:56] 不用说
[00:08:57] 他备料修台
[00:09:00] 她用一口发气
[00:09:02] 就能给您吹成一座露台
[00:09:06] 那这样的人才
[00:09:07] 您怎么能放着不用呢
[00:09:10] 那纣王一听
[00:09:11] 对呀好
[00:09:13] 呃
[00:09:13] 选他
[00:09:14] 就这么这
[00:09:16] 下了一道旨
[00:09:17] A
[00:09:18] 让费中把姜子牙给找来了
[00:09:21] 这费仲尤浑
[00:09:22] 那也早就看这姜子牙别扭
[00:09:26] 因为他们和这位娘娘炸鸡
[00:09:29] 这都一个鼻孔出气呀
[00:09:32] 嗨
[00:09:33] 那么娘娘物质
[00:09:35] 它必务
[00:09:36] 哎
[00:09:36] 娘娘喜之他碧玺呀
[00:09:40] 所以肺中去的挺麻利
[00:09:43] 到那儿就把姜子牙给找来了
[00:09:46] 子牙现在一看这个图
[00:09:48] 他越看越糊涂
[00:09:51] 万岁
[00:09:52] 对
[00:09:54] 您恕臣之罪啊
[00:09:57] 我贸然发言
[00:09:59] 作为我一个厦大富
[00:10:01] 哎
[00:10:02] 我不应该跟天子您这么讲话
[00:10:05] 但是呢
[00:10:07] 事到如今
[00:10:08] 事关重大
[00:10:10] 有关国家兴亡
[00:10:12] 国家兴亡
[00:10:13] 匹夫有责呀
[00:10:16] 我听人说
[00:10:17] 国有诤臣
[00:10:18] 人有证有
[00:10:20] 万岁
[00:10:21] 您怎么能造这样的台
[00:10:25] 照着露台
[00:10:27] 这得花多少钱呐
[00:10:29] 就是国库充盈
[00:10:31] 也不能造这奢侈之物啊
[00:10:34] 呃
[00:10:35] 您这宫殿不下千万间
[00:10:38] 好端端造什么入柴呀
[00:10:41] 这个国库阿
[00:10:42] 虚也罢
[00:10:43] 石也罢
[00:10:45] 这所有的钱
[00:10:47] 都出自于黎民百姓身上
[00:10:51] 那么现在
[00:10:53] 百姓疾苦万岁
[00:10:55] 您能不知道吗啊
[00:10:58] 尤其东南两路诸侯
[00:11:01] 已经叫皇帝
[00:11:02] 你给逼反啦
[00:11:04] 打太师闻仲
[00:11:06] 领兵远征啊
[00:11:08] 正在打仗啊
[00:11:10] 那么打仗知道
[00:11:12] 天子应该晓得
[00:11:15] 未战
[00:11:15] 养其才
[00:11:17] 将战养其力
[00:11:19] 既战养其气
[00:11:21] 既胜养其心呐
[00:11:23] 如今
[00:11:24] 我朝刀兵四起
[00:11:26] 民怨沸腾啊
[00:11:30] 万岁
[00:11:30] 您万万也不能修什么露台
[00:11:34] 这是谁给您汇的这张图啊
[00:11:37] 绘图之人应该立即问斩
[00:11:41] 他是我仇之罪人呐
[00:11:44] 这是祸乱朝纲
[00:11:46] 祸国殃民
[00:11:49] 好嘛
[00:11:49] 这姜子牙
[00:11:51] 白比干嘱咐他的话
[00:11:52] 他拳王了
[00:11:53] 他是越说话越多
[00:11:55] 越说越激动
[00:11:57] 面红耳赤
[00:11:59] 啊
[00:12:00] 立着眉毛
[00:12:01] 瞪着眼睛
[00:12:02] 在纣王跟前
[00:12:04] 滔滔不绝
[00:12:06] 开始把纣王吓了一跳
[00:12:08] 怎么回事儿
[00:12:09] 他一看这姜子牙he
[00:12:13] 说起话来
[00:12:14] 这精神头儿
[00:12:16] 特别是那双火眼金睛
[00:12:19] 纣王心想
[00:12:21] 怪不得他能分出人妖来呢啊
[00:12:25] 这眼神够足的呀
[00:12:28] 这我转念一想
[00:12:30] 我说你这是在说谁呢
[00:12:33] 哦
[00:12:33] 站在龙书案前指着鼻子剜遮掩你数了皇帝啊
[00:12:38] 这大胆
[00:12:40] T 之王
[00:12:41] 啪啪龙胆
[00:12:42] 这么一拍
[00:12:44] 他站起来了
[00:12:45] 就在这时
[00:12:46] 由屏风后
[00:12:48] 转出一个人来
[00:12:50] 谁呀
[00:12:51] 妲己
[00:12:54] 妲己走在纣王的跟前
[00:12:56] 万岁
[00:12:57] 这泥尘多大胆子啊
[00:13:01] 敢当面辱君呐
[00:13:03] 发一下了
[00:13:05] 吴尊大醉
[00:13:07] 无泥啊a
[00:13:09] 罪在不赦呀
[00:13:11] 应该将其千刀万剐
[00:13:16] 说到这哈儿
[00:13:17] 牙子一咬
[00:13:20] 把眼一瞪
[00:13:21] 嘿
[00:13:22] 纣王就爱看打击这形象
[00:13:26] 怎么回事儿
[00:13:27] 打击只有一发狠
[00:13:30] 他就特别美
[00:13:32] 美的是十分动人
[00:13:34] 你看
[00:13:37] 古代有四大美人
[00:13:39] 四大美人之一
[00:13:41] 那就是很杂记
[00:13:43] 打击发狠的时候最美
[00:13:47] 内仨每人有什么特点呢
[00:13:49] 都有啊
[00:13:50] 小boss
[00:13:52] 把病西施
[00:13:54] 呃
[00:13:54] 醉杨妃
[00:13:56] A
[00:13:57] 那个包子啊
[00:13:58] 一般他不爱了
[00:14:01] 只有什么时候才乐呢
[00:14:02] 他非得听那个丝绸缎的生
[00:14:05] 把他整批绸缎呐
[00:14:07] 哎
[00:14:07] 往那儿一堆堆积如山
[00:14:09] 然后弄一二百人坐在地上
[00:14:12] 呲啦呲啦
[00:14:14] 还挺好的
[00:14:15] 筹资段子都撕喽
[00:14:16] 撕的一条一条的a
[00:14:19] 他爱听这声儿
[00:14:20] 一听他就乐了
[00:14:22] 这一了特美
[00:14:24] 随之也就完了活了
[00:14:27] 你好端端的没事儿
[00:14:29] 橙皮段子全撕喽
[00:14:31] 这不叫祸国殃民
[00:14:32] 这叫什么呀
[00:14:35] 那么那个
[00:14:36] 病西施呢
[00:14:37] 那西施啊
[00:14:38] 胃不好
[00:14:39] 十二指肠溃疡
[00:14:41] 哎
[00:14:42] 只要一犯胃病
[00:14:43] 俩手一扶这个胸口
[00:14:45] 哎哟
[00:14:45] 这时候儿
[00:14:47] 把人能美得神魂颠倒
[00:14:51] 呃
[00:14:51] 做杨飞呢
[00:14:52] 那就杨贵妃贵妃醉酒吗
[00:14:55] 贵妃喝醉了
[00:14:57] 沾点酒气儿
[00:14:58] 那时候特好看
[00:15:01] 哎
[00:15:01] 特别的美
[00:15:03] 就这么四个美人
[00:15:05] 不让纣王烫上一个吗
[00:15:07] 就是说
[00:15:07] 他摊上一个就得很打击
[00:15:10] He Chu Wang zhe 高兴
[00:15:13] 刚才姜子牙以小犯上那番话呀
[00:15:15] 他忘了一半儿
[00:15:17] 呃
[00:15:18] 她问妲己应该把江山怎么处置呢
[00:15:22] 妲己一听
[00:15:23] 怎么处置
[00:15:25] 拿起心想
[00:15:27] 怎么处置我都解不了心头恨呐
[00:15:30] 你应该呀
[00:15:32] 讲着泥城
[00:15:33] 是碎尸万断
[00:15:36] 找王一听
[00:15:37] 哈哈大笑
[00:15:39] 预期
[00:15:40] 这还不容易吗
[00:15:42] 他当即船只
[00:15:45] 让殿前武士把姜子牙拉出午门
[00:15:49] 处以海星
[00:15:51] 海星啊
[00:15:52] 剁成肉泥
[00:15:55] 这使子牙全明白了哦
[00:15:59] 摘录台图就是达计划的
[00:16:03] 原来这个妖妃妲己啊
[00:16:06] 要陷害我
[00:16:08] 嗨
[00:16:09] 不容子牙多想啦
[00:16:11] 这舞是呼啦一下如狼似虎似的就过来了
[00:16:15] 姜子牙大吼一声
[00:16:17] 其无得无裂
[00:16:20] 一摆手点钱武士啊
[00:16:24] 下的
[00:16:25] 全扔那儿了
[00:16:27] 没人敢上前了
[00:16:28] 怎么回事儿呢
[00:16:30] 他心里有点犯嘀咕
[00:16:32] 知道这位姜大夫啊
[00:16:35] 虽然是官儿不大
[00:16:37] 是个厦大夫
[00:16:38] 但是本事忒大呀
[00:16:41] 啊
[00:16:42] 再荣德殿前烧过妖精啊
[00:16:45] 我的天
[00:16:46] 他要火咯
[00:16:49] 那还不把我们都给烧了啊
[00:16:51] 随着武士全都拉个架子
[00:16:55] 在那站着
[00:16:55] 没人敢过来
[00:16:58] 就借着这个时候
[00:17:00] 子牙一抬手
[00:17:01] 砰
[00:17:03] 把帽子摘下来
[00:17:06] P 啊
[00:17:08] 往龙书案上一摔
[00:17:11] 他告诉纣王
[00:17:13] 尹瘦啊
[00:17:14] 一瘦
[00:17:15] 我把你这无道的昏君
[00:17:19] 可惜呀
[00:17:21] 可惜商朝
[00:17:22] 数百年天下
[00:17:24] 辉
[00:17:25] 在你的昏君之手
[00:17:27] 啊
[00:17:28] 你听信妲己的谗言
[00:17:31] 陷害忠良
[00:17:33] 无端造什么露台
[00:17:35] 戒躁露台之名
[00:17:37] 要陷害江山
[00:17:40] 哎
[00:17:41] 好
[00:17:43] 常言说呀
[00:17:45] 君不正
[00:17:46] 陈泽民主
[00:17:48] 我呀
[00:17:49] 不保你了
[00:17:51] 从即日起
[00:17:53] 也就是说
[00:17:53] 从现在起
[00:17:55] 姜先生
[00:17:57] 我伺候你了
[00:17:58] 说着嘎巴一下
[00:18:00] 玉带掘折了
[00:18:01] 劈了扑
[00:18:03] 袍子脱了爬往这儿一甩
[00:18:05] To a to
[00:18:07] 把巢穴拔下来订单
[00:18:10] 往两边儿一扔
[00:18:12] 一回合
[00:18:14] 这王一瞧
[00:18:15] 这姜子牙脾气不小啊啊
[00:18:18] 帽子摔啦
[00:18:19] 欲带车了
[00:18:21] 把袍子也脱了
[00:18:22] 你要干什么
[00:18:24] 我要告辞啊
[00:18:27] 再会吧
[00:18:28] 说完了
[00:18:29] 子牙啪把手往后一背
[00:18:32] 光着吧
[00:18:33] 底儿
[00:18:34] 他溜达了
[00:18:36] 这网络了
[00:18:38] 了什么
[00:18:40] 这老二
[00:18:42] 你说你能跑到哪儿去啊
[00:18:45] 你就在寡人的鼓掌之中啊
[00:18:50] 啊
[00:18:51] 你扔了帽子
[00:18:52] 脱了医生
[00:18:53] 这事儿就算完了
[00:18:55] 把他给我抓回来
[00:18:58] 当时只一下
[00:19:00] 殿前武士坡啪一下子好几十人从后面追上来
[00:19:07] 子牙不慌不忙
[00:19:08] 在前边儿啊
[00:19:10] 一溜小跑儿
[00:19:11] OK
[00:19:13] 跑的呀
[00:19:14] 那么踏实
[00:19:15] 那么稳健
[00:19:17] 哎
[00:19:19] 就像啊早晨晨练似的
[00:19:22] 啪啪啪啪啪啪在前边跑
[00:19:24] 后边这些武士大踏步地追
[00:19:27] 奇怪的是什么呢
[00:19:28] 从开始追的时候啊
[00:19:31] 这舞是离着姜子牙
[00:19:34] 只有这么
[00:19:36] 三四米远
[00:19:39] 一直啊
[00:19:41] 追到五朝门
[00:19:43] 还是这么远
[00:19:45] 大伙儿纳闷
[00:19:47] 怎么
[00:19:48] 应该说
[00:19:49] 上前两步就把他抓住
[00:19:52] 申了好几回胳膊呢
[00:19:53] 就是够不着
[00:19:55] 你是紧赶慢赶
[00:19:56] 那还走这么远
[00:19:59] 感到了
[00:20:01] 御河桥
[00:20:03] 前面是御河桥
[00:20:05] 姜子牙站在桥头这儿
[00:20:07] 回头看了看这些武士
[00:20:09] 用手一指
[00:20:12] 你们这些可怜的人呐啊
[00:20:15] 你们还在昏君身边站办呢
[00:20:18] 眼看商朝这就完啦
[00:20:21] 你们应该去混均
[00:20:24] 回归故里
[00:20:26] 回家种地去
[00:20:27] 不能在这伺候他了
[00:20:29] 也不要追赶我啦
[00:20:31] 啊
[00:20:33] 老夫今天
[00:20:35] 和你们
[00:20:37] 告别了
[00:20:38] 挪完之后
[00:20:39] 子牙纵身一跳
[00:20:41] 不动
[00:20:44] 跳到御河里去
[00:20:46] 这玉盒挺深呐
[00:20:49] 啊
[00:20:49] 那最深的地方
[00:20:51] 也是七八米呀
[00:20:53] 哎哟
[00:20:54] 51
[00:20:55] 看姜子牙跳河了
[00:20:57] 赶快恢复生命
[00:21:00] 说姜子牙跳河了
[00:21:02] 妲己一听什么跳河了
[00:21:05] 岂有此理啊
[00:21:06] 跳河就算完啦
[00:21:08] 啊
[00:21:09] 那也得把它捞上来
[00:21:11] 宝石三天
[00:21:12] 然后
[00:21:14] 再除以海星
[00:21:16] 反正得把它剁喽
[00:21:18] 好捞吧
[00:21:20] 哦
[00:21:20] 这些50 P 的
[00:21:21] 啪啪瞎玩闹啊
[00:21:24] Lau 称
[00:21:25] 不少鲤鱼嘞
[00:21:26] 根本就没有姜子牙的踪影
[00:21:29] 他们上哪儿捞去子牙呀
[00:21:32] 口中念念有词
[00:21:34] 借着水遁
[00:21:36] 他回来送去装了
[00:21:39] 来到自己家门
[00:21:41] 这儿咣一下
[00:21:42] 推门而入
[00:21:43] 到了上房
[00:21:44] 一见马是把马是给吓了一跳
[00:21:48] 怎么回事儿
[00:21:49] 法师一看
[00:21:51] 每次姥爷回来
[00:21:53] 那都是同桌开刀
[00:21:55] 阿城
[00:21:55] 八抬大轿
[00:21:58] 我今儿这咋不来这事儿
[00:22:00] 帽子也没了
[00:22:01] 光着个袜底儿
[00:22:03] 你
[00:22:03] 你这是从哪儿来啊
[00:22:05] 嗨
[00:22:07] 子牙叹了口气
[00:22:09] 娘子啊
[00:22:10] 一言难尽
[00:22:13] 他就把纣王怎么召见他
[00:22:15] 如何让他修露台的事儿
[00:22:18] 跟马是从头至尾说了一遍
[00:22:21] 马是听完之后啊
[00:22:23] 哎呀
[00:22:26] 拍着腿喊叫
[00:22:28] 他喊叫什么呀
[00:22:30] 我把你这无用的东西
[00:22:33] 你怎么这么蠢
[00:22:35] 这是多好的发财机会啊
[00:22:38] 皇帝要修路台
[00:22:40] 他修露台
[00:22:41] 最起码你也能剩坐狗抬啊
[00:22:46] 你借这个机会还不改了点儿
[00:22:51] 你想想啊
[00:22:53] 这不明摆着吗
[00:22:56] 怎么了
[00:22:57] 这肉肥汤也肥呀
[00:22:59] 大河水一丈的小河水就满了
[00:23:03] 我怎么加你这么个废物
[00:23:06] 你不但把他辞了
[00:23:07] 而且连官都不做了
[00:23:10] 你冲撞了天子
[00:23:12] 现在你是罪人了
[00:23:14] 过不了多长时间
[00:23:16] 皇帝就会来捉拿你
[00:23:18] 我可不能跟你一起去吃官司
[00:23:22] 哎
[00:23:23] 我自从嫁到你这儿来一天服
[00:23:26] 我都没想过好容
[00:23:28] 盼着你做了这么个夏大夫
[00:23:31] 你瞅把你烧的a
[00:23:33] 我算看明白了
[00:23:35] 江上
[00:23:36] 你这个人呐
[00:23:38] 是纯属有备不会睡啊
[00:23:41] 四棱四角的被我不睡
[00:23:43] 睡成长三角样儿
[00:23:45] 我再也不跟你过了
[00:23:47] 从此回娘家
[00:23:49] 免得跟你吃这个挂牢官司
[00:23:52] 说着马是要走
[00:23:54] 姜子牙央告他
[00:23:56] 夫人
[00:23:57] 你不能走啊
[00:23:59] 我还有些话没跟你说呢
[00:24:02] 正在这时听远处哎哟
[00:24:06] 股票提名人喊马嘶
[00:24:09] 可了不得了
[00:24:11] 怎么了
[00:24:13] 大将晁雷
[00:24:14] 晁天奉天子圣旨带3000铁骑
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