[00:00:00] Criminal - Original Cartel
[00:00:03] A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions
[00:00:08] A lot of people think that what I say on record
[00:00:13] Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life
[00:00:18] Or that I believe in it
[00:00:20] Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that
[00:00:23] I'm actually gonna do it
[00:00:25] Or that I believe in it
[00:00:27] Well sh*t if you believe that
[00:00:32] Then I'll kill you
[00:00:35] You know why
[00:00:38] Cause I'm a criminal
[00:00:43] Criminal
[00:00:46] You god damn right
[00:00:48] I'm a criminal
[00:00:52] Yeah I'm a criminal
[00:00:57] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
[00:00:59] That will stab you in the head
[00:01:01] Whether you're a fag or les'
[00:01:02] Or the homo-sex hermaph' or a trans'a'vest'
[00:01:04] Pants or dress hate fags The answer's "yes"
[00:01:06] Homophobic Nah you're just hetero phobic
[00:01:09] Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh )
[00:01:11] That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em
[00:01:14] They belong in my scrotum
[00:01:14] You'll never get hold of 'em
[00:01:16] Hey it's me Versace
[00:01:16] Whoops somebody shot me
[00:01:18] And I was just checkin' the mail
[00:01:20] Get it checkin' the 'male'
[00:01:21] How many records you expectin' to sell
[00:01:22] After your second L P sends you directly to jail
[00:01:25] Come on relax guy I like gay men
[00:01:27] Right ken give me an amen (amen )
[00:01:30] Please lord this boy needs Jesus
[00:01:32] Heal this child help us destroy these demons
[00:01:35] Oh and please send me a brand new car
[00:01:36] And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
[00:01:39] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher
[00:01:41] You can't reach me my mom can't neither
[00:01:43] You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
[00:01:46] I watch t v and Comcast cable
[00:01:48] And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
[00:01:50] You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
[00:01:53] And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
[00:01:55] With a brand new C-D for these f**kin' retards
[00:01:57] Duh and to think it's just little ol' me
[00:02:00] Mr "Don't give a f**k " still won't leave
[00:02:03] I'm a criminal
[00:02:04] Cause every time I write a rhyme
[00:02:05] These people think it's a crime
[00:02:06] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal
[00:02:08] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird
[00:02:10] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one
[00:02:12] I'm a criminal
[00:02:13] Cause every time I write a rhyme
[00:02:14] These people think it's a crime
[00:02:15] To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal
[00:02:17] But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird
[00:02:19] And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one
[00:02:21] My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed
[00:02:23] The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed
[00:02:26] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
[00:02:29] Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
[00:02:31] I'm a criminal
[00:02:32] An animal caged who turned crazed
[00:02:33] But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised
[00:02:36] So as I got older and I got a lot taller
[00:02:38] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger
[00:02:40] I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker
[00:02:43] Than you'd want to f**k me up for sayin' the word
[00:02:45] My morals went when the president got oral
[00:02:47] Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
[00:02:49] Off of his own employee
[00:02:50] Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me
[00:02:52] You can't miss me I'm white blond-haired
[00:02:53] And my nose is pointy
[00:02:54] I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
[00:02:57] In plane crashes and laughs
[00:02:58] As long as it ain't happened to him
[00:03:00] Slim shady I'm as crazy as em-
[00:03:01] Inem and Kim combined the maniac's in
[00:03:03] Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
[00:03:06] He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place
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