[00:00:01] Oh Santa - VeggieTales [00:00:06] Narrator: It's Christmas Eve [00:00:11] And Larry is anxiously awaiting the [00:00:13] Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies [00:00:17] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [00:00:24] I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies [00:00:28] Three yummy cookies Just for you for [00:00:30] When you come oh me for you for when you come [00:00:34] Because it's Christmas [00:00:38] [Knock-knock-knock [00:00:39] Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him [00:00:43] Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [00:00:47] A good cucumber like me [00:00:51] Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa [00:00:55] But crafty bankrobber [00:00:57] Larry: Who are you [00:00:59] Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber [00:01:01] And I've come to rob your bank oh yes [00:01:03] I've come to rob your bank [00:01:05] And I've come to take your dimes and swipe [00:01:07] Your nickels So stand back [00:01:10] Step aside you silly pickle [00:01:11] And let me in [00:01:13] Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of [00:01:16] Christmas Larry makes an offering [00:01:20] Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend [00:01:23] But I have cookies--three yummy cookies [00:01:27] And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend [00:01:30] Eat one of these my robbing friend [00:01:32] They are for Santa but you may have one [00:01:38] Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will [00:01:41] But Larry although momentarily distracted [00:01:42] Is still excited about seeing Santa [00:01:46] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [00:01:49] I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies [00:01:52] Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me [00:01:53] For you for when you come [00:01:55] Because it's Christmas [00:01:56] Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank [00:01:58] Oh yes I came to rob your bank [00:01:59] You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie [00:02:00] Though I'd love to take your dimes [00:02:02] Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas [00:02:05] [Knock knock knock [00:02:06] Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him [00:02:10] Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [00:02:13] A good cucumber like me [00:02:17] Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but [00:02:22] This time a savage Norseman [00:02:24] Larry: Who are you [00:02:25] Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes [00:02:30] I've come to take your land [00:02:32] And I've come to burn your crops and steal your [00:02:34] Horses And I've come to [00:02:37] Step on your chickens And soil your quilts [00:02:41] Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of [00:02:44] Christmas Larry makes an offering [00:02:47] Larry: I don't have land [00:02:49] I don't have crops my viking friend [00:02:51] But I have cookies--two yummy cookies [00:02:55] And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend [00:02:58] Eat one of these my viking friend They are [00:03:00] For Santa but you may have one [00:03:05] Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will [00:03:08] But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa [00:03:11] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [00:03:14] I just can't wait for you to come [00:03:15] I've got a cookie A yummy cookie [00:03:16] Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come [00:03:19] Because it's Christmas [00:03:19] Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh [00:03:21] Yes I came to take your land [00:03:23] You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie [00:03:24] Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt